Mugshot Hall Of Fame: Too Much Inbreeding
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You're not going to believe this!
Randy Lewis of Tennessee decided it might be a good idea to drink fifteen beers.
Now, fifteen beers, though loaded with calories, is a perfectly acceptable way to spend your Sunday, as long as you're of the age to do so.
We give Lewis points for acknowledging his incapacitation. Those points and then some, however, are immediately revoked by his decision to tell a 10-YEAR-OLD BOY to get behind the wheel of a 1995 Ford Windstar van.
That puts Lewis at a -100.
Whipping the van up to 90mph, the boy, of course, flipped and totaled it. Fortunately, the THREE OTHER PASSENGERS - two of which were children - escaped the crash and were taken to a local hospital to be treated for injuries.
There was another adult in the car who let this happen???? Yes, see below!
Lewis admitted to officers that he even knocked back a few more at the crash site and his female companion, Paula Evans, was seen eating pills.
That's another -500 points!
The pair were hit with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, and child abuse.
We're sure Lewis' shirt was a hit at the country jail.
That's another -500!!!!!
It's easy to see that this all adds up to MAJOR FAIL.
We couldn't make this shiz up even if we tried!!!
lmao!!!
letty!!!!!
fucktard!!!!
he stole your fucktard!!!!
15 beers.
that's alot.
he's not a fucktard… he's sarah palin's base. you should have called him joe sixpack, LMAO! this the fucked-up, bassackwards type of people she thinks we all are anyway.
i could use a beer right now.
JOE SIX PACK! PALIN'S VOTING BASE!
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ISN'T HE A COUSIN TO CINDY?
as long as he's voting for obama………….
ZOMG!!! It's Joe Six-Pack!!!!
So this is "Joe six pack" that Palin is talking about? God help us..
Re: mama of 2 – Letty is an inspiration!
WHITE TRASH AT ITS FINEST.
THEY MUST BE RELATED TO SARAH PALIN.
Right….That's the JOE SIX PACK Nasty Sarah was talking about…she sure likes them nasty
stay home idiot.
Re: sweetpiece – yes she is.
letty!!!!! FUCKTARD!!!
loves it!
Look at you Letty, Perez loves ya! Go Letty, Go Letty, Go Letty!
epic fail!!!!!
OLD NEWS.
love u perez!
and lett's my girl 2
posted yesterday on pukingdog.com Check out where Perez gets his news… pukingdog.com
isn't that Levi's dad??? Levi who??????????? Bristol Palin baby daddy….
wonder what the pills were the chic ate?
I was wondering who the hell Joe Six Pack was! *lol*
let's pull the plug on this guy now. FIring squad, please, for him and his girfriend. I volunteer.
Re: Risk93 – never heard of it.
WTF is that on his left arm?
Wow, and he's spewing out kids. I wonder if any of them will finish high school.
freshen up beotch.
STOP USING MY WORD FUCKTARD PEREZ!
Re: mama of 2 – BASTARD!
All this, he gets arrested and still has the DEFIANT face. Make that Joe double-sixpack and then some!
Re: LettyB – I've been using that word for years. It's not new.
This happened in my town!
hahaha.
it was in my local paper this morning!
Stupid man.
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Re: sweetpiece – LOL!
Re: Exiegurl – I AM SORRY IT'S MY WORD! I DON'T CARE HOW OLD IT IS FUCKTARD!
FRESH!
Re: Danielle20 – 32 Ha Ha Figures! You related!
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MCCAIN MORE OF THE SAME!
Fucktard isn't a new word, people. Get over it. You're not special.
ha ha ha ha fucktard
Re: blue-eyes – SERIOUSLY!! HOW DO YOU "OWN" A WORD?? SHEESH!!!
Re: Exiegurl – Re: blue-eyes – YOU'RE STUPID ,I DON'T THINK ANYONE SAID FUCKTARD WAS A NEW WORD! IT'S OBVIOUSLY A JOKE YOU NO NOTHING ABOUT SO GET OVER YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF WORD HISTORY YOU STUPID FUCKS!
i am such a lucky person really!!!!!
my son told me after he was grown that his dad did this with him!!!
he would get drunk and have my son drive, even 50 miles, and get this, my ex had more than one girlfriend who went along with this, a child driving as a perfectly good excuse for "well we didn't drive drunk"
i don't think these guys pay taxes or vote, so sorry not joe six pack
BOOOOOOO!
Did they find his meth and pipe?
if the kids were drunk too the whole story would be just perfect!!!
this is the type that Palin says she represents. six pack Joe.
he's why bush served two terms and we are all screwed.
15 BEERS…HIS BLADDER MUST BE THE SIZE OF J.LO'S BUTT.
wow! What kind of pills?
thats joe six pack for you
Too bad they all weren't wiped off the face of the planet in the wreck. This is why we should enact a set of standards people need to meet before procreating.
15 beers…. that is one long visit to the little boys room!
Idiot!
LOL Nice dad.
sorry excuse for a father, man, a life!