If you're like the rest of us, bird droppings on your face are gross and annoying.
If you're superstitious, bird droppings on your face are a sign of good luck.
And if you're the Beckhams, bird droppings on your face are the key to clear skin.
Apparently, on a recent trip to Japan, Poshy was admiring the locals' clear pristine skin, and when she discovered that their secret was a facial paste made of nightingale poop, well gosh-darnit, she just had to have it!
So, Her Royal Fierceness and hubby Becks have been forking over about $200 for Geisha facials.
That sounds like porn.
Hey, whatever works - cause girlfriend's skin has been positively glowing!
Poo on her!
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