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Posh Gets Pooped On

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If you're like the rest of us, bird droppings on your face are gross and annoying.

If you're superstitious, bird droppings on your face are a sign of good luck.

And if you're the Beckhams, bird droppings on your face are the key to clear skin.

Fabulous!

Apparently, on a recent trip to Japan, Poshy was admiring the locals' clear pristine skin, and when she discovered that their secret was a facial paste made of nightingale poop, well gosh-darnit, she just had to have it!

So, Her Royal Fierceness and hubby Becks have been forking over about $200 for Geisha facials.

That sounds like porn.

Hey, whatever works - cause girlfriend's skin has been positively glowing!

Poo on her!

[Image via WENN.]

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42 comments to “Posh Gets Pooped On”



  1. 1

    ew



  2. 2

    DRILL BABY, DRILL!



  3. 3

    TOP 10 AGAIN Yiipppy!



  4. 4

    I'l crap on ya for $50 Poshy.



  5. 5

    Love Posh forever!



  6. 6

    TOP 10 AGAIN YIIIPPPY! POSH SUCKS ASS!



  7. 7

    1st



  8. 8

    People will try anything.



  9. 9

    IT'S WHY WE LOVE HER SO MUCH



  10. 10

    hey posh, do you know what the little black specks in chicken shit are? it is shit too moron



  11. 11

    These facials have been around a long time. But most celebs don't admit to getting them. But you are right, her usually orange fried, and crappy skin has been looking amazing! Bring on the poop!



  12. 12

    poop.



  13. 13

    She looks like an alien.



  14. 14

    her skin does look better



  15. 15

    Fuck Beckham's hot!



  16. 16

    i hate them.
    GO BACK TO EUROPE!



  17. 17

    PALIN TRIED IT AND GOT MIXED UP ON THE SPECIES SINCE HER LISTENING SKILLS ARE LESS THAN ADEQUATE.
    .
    SHE LET A BALD EAGLE SHIT ON HER FACE AND GOT CREAMED!



  18. 18

    omg thats weird but still LOVE THEM



  19. 19

    Re: LettyB – He is isn't he!



  20. 20

    ewwwwwwww, Geisha Facials…….you nasty Perez. LOL!



  21. 21

    Ummm…. why do you sugar-coat everything Beckham?

    Her skin is absolutely hideous. Look at it up close, it's never smooth & always oily. If fact, I think she has the worst skin in Hollywood (aside from Aaron Carter maybe, but he was a teenager so he's got an excuse).

    Really Perez, they're not going to invite you in for a threesome…. stop kissing up to them, it make me sick.



  22. 22

    SPEAKING OF PORN…any idea when that secret xxx tape of Beck givin' Posh the naughty is cummin' out. My Jason Lewis fantasies are dryin' up. lol (but, seriously)



  23. 23

    That little 'pose' of hers is getting old.
    And it looks stupid. :P



  24. 24

    When her skin is nice and smooth, so porcelain-like, like that of Dita Von Teese, then I'll give her cheers. But other than that, closeups I've seen of Posh hasn't been flattering for her. Oily, slightly bumpy, not smooth at all….she needs more shit on the face, or a little bukkake



  25. 25

    Things that make you go hmmmmm…..



  26. 26

    who gives a shit about these british fuck heads?



  27. 27

    I cannot believe that her good-looking husband actually LIKES her boy hair cut. That hair cut makes her look positively HIDEOUS. Yuck



  28. 28

    that is one ugly ass suit david is wearing



  29. 29


  30. 30

    You know what else is good for your skin? Vitamins, like the kind you find in food. Oh wait….. Um..yeah…hooray for poop, down with food!



  31. 31

    That bird poop is causing side effects, Big Bird arms and legs and a growing chubby torso!



  32. 32

    that woman is so ugly! she really looks like a cunt. all the wrong values. it tells a lot about the world that people admire her.



  33. 33

    That actually works. I've gotten a bird dropping facial done at a spa in Santa Fe. They called it a Nightingale cleansing masque. After they did it my skin was absolutely flawless. It's not gross, and it feels great!



  34. 34

    She looks like Peter Pan. TAke away the fake tits, she is a boy.



  35. 35

    Yeah I've head about these "geisha" facials before. Now rich people can literally get "shit-faced".



  36. 36

    so she has shit on her face??
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  37. 37

    posh got shit-faced!!!!!LOLLLLLL!!!!!



  38. 38

    i've had the nightingale facial at ten thousand waves in santa fe, nm. i thought it was your typical facial. there was no smell and/or actual poop looking products. it's been turned into a fab potion.



  39. 39

    MWUAHAHHAH,

    GREAT…. BIRDIE you've drawed there perez!

    Hahahahah LOL big time!



  40. 40

    This is old news.. you already did this article before



  41. 41

    Re: suck it – "You know what else is good for your skin? Vitamins, like the kind you find in food. Oh wait….. Um..yeah…hooray for poop, down with food!"

    err….may i make an obvious correction here…Vitamins are the kind you find in FRUITS & VEGETABLES!! and she is a vegetarian for God sake! that's why her skin is good. what she needs not more vitamins..but more protein and carbs for her body. oh well..as long as she is healthy and can take a good care of her family, who cares??



  42. 42

    Doesn't matter WHAT kind of shit she puts on her face, she still looks like a tranny!!!