It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
If you're like the rest of us, bird droppings on your face are gross and annoying.
If you're superstitious, bird droppings on your face are a sign of good luck.
And if you're the Beckhams, bird droppings on your face are the key to clear skin.
Apparently, on a recent trip to Japan, Poshy was admiring the locals' clear pristine skin, and when she discovered that their secret was a facial paste made of nightingale poop, well gosh-darnit, she just had to have it!
So, Her Royal Fierceness and hubby Becks have been forking over about $200 for Geisha facials.
That sounds like porn.
Hey, whatever works - cause girlfriend's skin has been positively glowing!
Poo on her!
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