Silverman Speaks - They're Totally Back Together!

Despite photographic evidence, "talking everyday," and an appearance on Kimmel's show scheduled for the end of the month, Sarah Silverman refuses to say anything certain of her relationship with her ex-boyfriend.
In a move uncharacteristic of the cheeky comedian, today on The View Sarah dodged Barbara Walters' inquiry with one of those typical vague Hollywood statements.
"In total respect to you and your legendness, I do not feel beholden or compelled to define my personal relationship," she said.
When teased by co-host Joy Behar, Sarah added, "It’s not like a big drama thing, we’re just not defining it. We’re just being right now. Is that okaaaay?"
No it's not okaaay, cause we all know that's Hollywood code for "We're back together."
We're not dumb Sarah!
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Great now they can have a kid that looks like Adam Sandler's
OYE!
Kimmel is cool and Silverman is sexy. They make a great pair, good for them.
HORSE TEETH!
Look at that ugly cunt- horse-faced BITCH. I can't STAND her. UGHHHH
Big election coming up folks. Vote for McCain/ Palin and Yes on Prop 8 in california
Where else is Sarah going to get her marijuana?
ok.
Nice Gums.
that's a shiteous picture of sarah.
YES! YES! YES!
Magic is going to come out of this!
They really work miracles together!
Cant wait
hello gums!
So pretty both of them :/
I told you fuckers that they only broke up so they could have mad monkey make up sex!!!!
who gives a shit
Re: Big Black Dick – hey harry.
GREAT…NOW WE HAVE TO SEE HER EVERY OTHER DAY ON HIS SHOW.
Sarah looks like horse shit in this picture.
Re: Big Black Dick – Wait doesn't Jim Carrey have that same smile in that Batman movie where he's the joker?
How's your big black one?
yayye!!
chances are if they broke up once, they'll break up again.
best wishes!
Re: njpaul0129 – 6 Wow I didn't know that. I was going to vote for Obama and no on 8.
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Wow…. I still am!
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Go BLUE!
yay! they're so good together!!!
dang, looks like her false teeth are ready to drop outta her mouth.
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk shes fugly
he can have her
She just wishes she could f*&% Matt Damon.
Not found of the Jewish humor.
A totally freaky couple. They look like siblings.
Sarah Silverman is a WRECK! Mean spirited AND ugly, not a pretty thing.
They should definitely stay together, because I can't imagine anyone else in the free world wanting to be with either of them.
They broke up just for the makeup sex. Shivers at the thought.
these two people are meant to be together.
its like comedy trifecta.
I want them to be together, they make me laugh!
bitch wasn't funny, just condescending and rude. looked like a proper self absorbed TWAT
sarah is a MISTAKE!…run for the hills Jimmy!!!!!!
she looks like a horse.
PEREZ I KNOW WHY THEY BROKE UP!! Jimmy went on Elliot in the Morning on D.C. radio and said he found Porn on Sarah's computer of FAT PEOPLE. And Sarah said Fat Porn turns her on!!! I swear!!!!!
ew wtf
that picture of sarah silverman smiling makes me want to gag myself.
So he's munching her latkes again.
And she's mouthing his frank
Good God, she has the most disgustingly gummy smile I've ever seen. I absolutely loathe that woman. Die, Sarah, die!!
She's a hideous jew.
whoa. nice upper plate, there.
HERE'S THE SITUATION…
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SHE HAS BECOME SO DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING TO HIM(YOU KNOW THE WHOLE QUEEFING VAGINA SINGING AMAZING GRACE IN A DUET WITH HER FARTING A**HOLE AMONG OTHER HIDEOUSNESS).
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HE IS EMBARRASED AND DONE WITH HER!
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**BUT** THAT DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM MAKING A FEW BOOTY CALLS TIL HE FINDS SOMEONE BETTER COMES ALONG!
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AND LIKE A LOT OF GIRLS WHO GET DUMPED AND BOOTY CALLED… SHE THINKS HE WANTS HER BACK!
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HE IS DOING THE WHOLE… 'THIS DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE BACK TOGETHER. WE'RE JUST F*CKING WITHOUT COMMITTMENT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN!
what is wrong with her face? she's filthy and disgusting, and one person i wouldn't mind dying. i kind of even hope for it. i hope these two never breed. their spawn would be terrifying.
Why did you put that totally horrendous picture of Sarah up! Everyone has good and bad pics, and this is a bad pic of her. But I love them!