U Wanna Tap That Ass???
Filed under: Katy Perry
Music's new "It" girl, Katy Perry, is on the cover of the new issue of Blender magazine.
And, we've got a juicy preview of all the HIGHlights!
Jesus Christ, Superstar: Growing up in her parent’s Evangelical ministry, she says “It was kind of an island. We spoke in tongues. We knew there was this one way, and all the other ways were wrong.” In Perry’s house, deviled eggs were called angeled eggs. “I didn’t know enough to ask my mom, ‘How come we call them that? Everybody else calls them something else.’” She’s protective of her parents beliefs, even if she doesn’t share them anymore: “They found God at a time when they really needed to, and I believe in the God they found. My dad would have died from one tab of Strawberry Fields (LSD) too many if he hadn’t found God.” Despite any religious conflicts, she’s part of the family tree. “I’m still in the will,” she explains. “It’s just that I have more money than them now.”
Breaking In: "The first time I got signed, they brought me in a room with three other girls they signed at the same time. They sat us down and said, 'Maybe one of you will ever make a record. The other three can go back to Middle America and pop out babies.’" Despite her long wait, she didn't quit: "What else was I gonna do? I'd just turn into a depressed, pill-popping disaster of a housewife." She decided to stick it out until she turned 25, but it only took until she was 23. "It was really difficult, drinking became a problem. It got out of control until I said, OK - back to work. I know I'm speaking for someone, even if it is someone silly."
Thug Life: Of her boyfriend, Gym Class Heroes front man Travis McCoy “He’s thug-nificent,” Perry says. “I can’t believe I got a thug to commit!” “We weren’t really together, it was casual. But soulless hooking up didn’t seem so hot to me. I always wanted to have a romance. I said “Excuse me, I’ve been coming to a number of your shows in the greater Los Angeles area for quite some time now. I’ve been your Penny Lane long enough, and now I want to be your Grace Kelly.”
She’s from Santa Barbara, not The Hills: Perry's thrift-store bombshell style is a big part of her appeal — this is definitely one pop star you wouldn't get confused with the girls from The Hills. "Hellz to the f**k no! There's no comparison. No offense, but those ladies are a totally different breed. A cheeseburger's fine if you're just looking for something quick to fill you up, but there's no substitute for the filet!"
Now thats one nice butt…arhhhh
She sounds annoying. Thankfully she probably won't be around very long.
She went to Perez's party so we will have to hear how wonderful she is!!!
WHO THE FUCK CARES!
love her! sooo buying thatt
What do you think.
Her music is awful! and she can't fuckin sing! did hilton show the blender review where they panned her album?.
I love Katy Perry!
Just because she is not a right wing evangelical doesn't mean she is not a Christian. I have seen in a number of her interviews where the interviewer asks about the religion of her parents and are they mad she doesn't believe in God and she is constantly contradicting that reminding them that not al Christians are alike. You can have a song called I kissed a girl and it doesn't mean you are turning away form your faith. It is possible to have both folks, God loves all kinds.
I get so mad when ppl talk sh*t about "middle america"…..ummm Middle America makes these famous ppl famous and then they slam us. And I am a middle class american, 'housewife' and mother of 2 and I LOVE IT! So fu ck them. Its 'so great' and they turn around and say ' you know sometimes i just wish i was normal'…….idiots.
I'm so sick of her… aren't her 15mins up yet?! She sang a dyke song and it became a summer hit… go retire and go away now! You'll never get a #1 hit again, that's for sure!
Re: DALE – Are you kidding? Of course not! They're buddies now and her record company is for sure paying Perez, so you'll never see a bad thing about her here! Even though she SUCKS!
I totally just realized she was in cupid's chokehold with travis…that's a cute couple
she is sooo boring !!! hello…the snl-parody was totally right !!!
and why is perez not saying something about britney and her new single ?? womanizer ?
no britney news for weeks ???
she sucks and a year from now, no one will even remember her
love her… she's so awesome
If you too can write juvenile lyrics like a 12 year old and sound like cat with it's nuts cut off, congratulations you too can be a pop star.
Katy Perry is not more than a schtick- how many times does she need to remind everyone how "unique" she is (seriously, shopping at a thrift store is what every single person says to make themselves seem different). Her complete lack of vocal talent is astounding, and her penchant for not wearing pants is just totally bewildering. I hope she's milking this 15 minutes, because it's not going to last.
whats up with her always wearing those booty shorts? kinda annoying…
she should have just been a model.
her songs are craptastic and TRAVIS a THUG?!?!?! JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAAJJAA PALEASE. thats tight shes from SB though
uh…thrift store queen???
SHE USED TO WORK AT THE GAP IN SANTA BARBARA!!
…my friend worked with her…said she was an arrogant "i am going to be a star on day " annoyance…
…i guess she was right though.
Re: slavetofashion –
jajajajaja thats soooo true about the thrift store thing.
i have the feeling she doesn't shower everyday…
Katy Perry herself
said she is so sick of
doing that song over and over!
("I Kissed A Girl").
.
Do more than kiss a girl,
make a video of it,
and you will recapture my interest.
Katy Perry is major sexy though,
I really like her.
that is one fine ass!
Oh I love Ms. Perry, she so talented!! "Hot N Cold" was number 9 last week, now it's number 6 and next week? NUMBER ONE FOR SURE!
Daaaamn she is hawt.
I would SERIOUSLY make a sandwich for her.
Ew.
Mariah's retoucher is VERY busy these days!
IT's official this generation is QUEER when the singer from gym class heroes is considered a thug. Seriously, how delusional are these people. She has a bangin body though. Too bad she fucks a mulatto.
I'm completely frustrated with people saying Katy Perry is a "One hit wonder"
Okay.
Um.
Hot N Cold is #5 on iTunes,
and #6 on the billboard's top 100…
That's not exactly doing terrible.
She's fucking gorgeous,
and Perez loves her because she's pretty much amazing.
Screw the fact that she goes to his parties.
She's talented.
End of story.
She looks good in those shorts but I'm SO OVER THEM. they were cute and fun for a while, but she's doing it tooooooo much. That's like her signature but she's over doing it. We get it, you like highwaisted 1940s style pinup shorts.
Can't wait to buy this magazine!!
She's got everything it takes to make it past the "One Hit wonder" bullshit tag she's been getting!
I'm rooting for her all the way!!!
GO KATY GO
GO KATY GO!!!
No. Zooey Deschanel wannabe. She sounds horrible Live. And she wears 2 much makeup. Ease up on the Mac girlfriend!
Ummm, is that even HER? You always talk about PhotoShop and this is one of those times…BIG TIME! Yes, her style is cute but I still don't get the appeal…the girls voice is and always will be just okay. I know she is a friend, and you should support her, too bad she can't sing better. Sorry.
Just don't get it.
Christian parents. That explains her incessant attempts to shock by saying things that we all said in junior high school.
I juiced to work at the marketing, new media, and pooblicity departments at Capitol Records .Sooo many people got signed. They never made it. The music industry is down the drain. Pero, I give props to La Katy Perry for sticking in there and become the biggest hit this jeer!! If La Britney Spear was signed a jeer ago, joo never would have known who she was. Tough times!!
xoxo
La Coacha from ChismeTime.com
Ah, Blender. Nothing says quality and credible music magazine like featured stories on Hinder and David Cook. Look out, Pitchfork!
Re: DaLa – amen
KATY = REAL YA'LL!
Hell no I don't want to tap that ass… she's ugly as hell and her stupid ass song SUCKS!
bi-curious???… give me a fucking break… most girls have drunkly kissed a girlfriend at a party
they will write anything to sell a mag… katy perry is a talentless hack.
listen to her sing live and i don't think you'll be arguing with that…
Katy Perry sounds like she has a garbage disposal stuck down her throat. I think her whole act is so old. The whole "I'm bi" thing has been done a million times. I wish her fifteen minutes would end soon. I hate her. She's annoying as hell.
i love katy
Yesss!
Awesome
WTF so does no one remember, Jill Soluble's 'I kissed a girl'? This is just a rip off of that song…….
compared to all the crap out there these days, she sounds like Maria Callas!!!
negative.
i'm sorry who is she? lmao
katy perry sucks and so does her 1 hit single " i kissed a girl"
she's practically doing anything now to get more money !
ugh she also needs a new set of wardrobe.
yum.
shes fkn awesome. juuuuuuuuuuuust fkn awesome.