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Mushy Fartone Slams Victoria Beckham!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Celebrity Feuds > Fashion Smashion > Mischa Barton

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Mush Mush just picked a fight that she's going to lose. Badly.

The severely style-challenged Fartone had the nerve to totally diss Victoria Beckham's fashion sense to the UK's Sun.

No joke, here are the hasbeen's exact words:

"Posh doesn't strike me as particularly stylish. I don't think she's a good example of British style at all."

Then pompous Mush Mush went to compliment her own 'style':

"I don't dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing."

When girls get bitchy it's mostly because they're jealous, right?

Is Mushy bummed because her thunder thighs would have never accommodated those kick-ass PVC boots Posh fiercely rocked recently in the NYC?

Oh yeah, and Mush Mush's cankles totally rule out all those fun Spring 2009 shoes that we're sure will look fab on Vicky B!

[Images via WENN.]



98 comments to “Mushy Fartone Slams Victoria Beckham!”

  1. Bongo says – reply to this


    1

    I still don't know who this woman is and could care less.



  2. 2

    olks let's vote McCain/Palin for President/VP and let's vote yes on Prop 8 in California. Keep America safe and God fearing



  3. 3

    OK THERE COTTAGE THIGHS! AND YOUR CAREER IS WHERE? OH YEAH YOU DON'T HAVE ONE SO NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!



  4. 4

    Re: Bongo

    You name is too close to mine!!!! CHANGE IT!!!!!



  5. 5

    FIRST?!?!?!!?



  6. 6

    Re: njpaul0129 – I WANT TO KICK YOU IN YOUR CUNTFACE!



  7. 7

    Re: bango skanks – THERE YOU ARE! I LOVE YOU BANGO!



  8. 8

    Re: SoCalSkippy – NOT SO MY FRIEND!



  9. 9

    Is cellulite ass really in style??



  10. 10

    Perez the only one mushy here is YOU!!! Fat ass!



  11. 11

    where the hell did she get that people like her style? she looks like trash. posh is calssy and fabulous!!



  12. 12

    Re: WhiteGirl – just wondering: if you hate perez and the things he says, why do you come to his site?

  13. MoonX says – reply to this


    13

    Mushy is right. I've seen ironing boards dressed better than "Vicky B"



  14. 14

    what do you have against her? long live marissa cooper!!!



  15. 15

    !!!!!



  16. 16

    "When girls get bitchy it's mostly because they're jealous, right?" - Perez
    Hmmm, you must be REALLY jealous of Miley Cyrus then Girlfriend! LOL



  17. 17

    #1 Posh lives in LA now..

    #2. Mischa has about the least amount of style of anyone else out there. She ALWAYS looks like shit. It never fails to amaze me how that girl can look so bad! She never hits, always misses. I think VB Has about 10,000 times more style the Mischa, even though I think VB looks like a train wreck sometimes too. She is at least a couture train wreck LOL!



  18. 18

    what a dumb bitch her style is HORRENDOUS!!! you are a thousand percent right perez



  19. 19

    posh does NOT dress well… please.



  20. 20

    Excuse me Perez - but since when did you start to like Victoria Beckham??



  21. 21

    who r these ppl dat like her style r they blind or sumting



  22. 22

    can't wait for posh's response.



  23. 23

    OMG, like totally. Like for real. Like she totally is like totally like right and shit. Like oh my god.



  24. 24

    Re: njpaul0129 – I HAVE A FEELING THAT NJPAUL IS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE LOSER BERGEN COUNTY GUIDO MEATHEADS WHO THINK THEY ARE SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY GO CORNERSTONE EVERY NIGHT….DID YOU GO TO NORTHERN VALLEY DEMAREST ASSWIPE? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.



  25. 25

    i don't like mischa barton, nor do i care for posh spice. this article really means nothing to me, except for the fact that you are calling mischa barton thunder thigh and saying that she has cankles. she is still much thinner then most of the population, and for you to be basically saying that she is fact is a little ridiculous, and just ads to the perception of the young girls that read your site, that they are supposed to be skinny to the point of unhealthy. calling a spade a spade is one thing, but then calling a normal sized girl thunder thighs is something completely different and a bit dangerous.



  26. 26

    WHERE ARE YOU BANGO! YOU ALWAYS DISAPPEAR ON ME!



  27. 27

    WHOOHOO!



  28. 28

    I may not like Posh's style . . . but at least she has some.
    Everytime I see that awful headband I want to gouge my eyes out.



  29. 29

    with Mushy always stumbling drunk in and out of clubs and parties, and let her boob out while going out..she calls herself has style? and people like her style? i've never seen Posh doing those bad things since 1996, and her style got more applause than scowls. obviously a very cheap publicity opportunity for Mushy. we never heard Victoria bitching anyone out of the blue. and we never heard her responce to any when it's obviously not important.



  30. 30

    She's so D-List…



  31. 31

    Surrrrrrre anyone can hang a sheet on them and call it stylish. At least VB puts some THOUGHT into her wardrobe, unlike lard ass Mushy

  32. emma says – reply to this


    32

    Mushy looks like a thrift store threw up on her. I'm not a huge fan of Victoria but she always looks stylish. Although those high-heeled trainers that she wore that time were horrific. She usually looks stylish, more so than Mishca anyway.



  33. 33

    Re: LettyB

    Awww - im blushing

  34. Gigit says – reply to this


    34

    Mischa has a better body and much better fashion sense. Posh is a gross bag of bones with an obvious eating disorder, and her clothes remind me of Star Trek.



  35. 35

    TEAM VICKY!!

    someone needs to tell this Zlister to get a job, go to the gym once in a while and shut the heck up!



  36. 36

    victoria looks like an alien in that pic but lately she is looking like one in all her pics… too skinny! and boy hair!



  37. 37

    wtf??? victoria beckham is a style goddess! bow down mushyyy lol



  38. 38

    people look so stupid in head bands too…



  39. 39

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH…*gasps for air* ….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH…. god mushy is sad..



  40. 40

    wow perez. thunder thighs? really? i usually agree with you but both these girls need to eat a damn cheese burger.

    Re: njpaul0129 – and you must seriously be seeking attention. why else would you be spouting off things like "God fearing" on such a website as this one?

    Re: LettyB – I would love to help you..



  41. 41

    oh yea and that sad excuse of a hippie/smurf tree/head band is atrocious. wtf is that??



  42. 42

    Ok, correct me if I'm wrong, but NOBODY has or ever will compliment mushy on her shit-tastic sense of style. A blind woman could dress better than her!



  43. 43

    Mischa is only saying things to draw attention to herself. How sad and pathetic is that?…I guess it must be nice though she can say what she wants and liked or not it will be heard especially since she has no career she can say whatever she wants and have nothing to lose.



  44. 44

    Another day, another young woman trashed on this site. She's entitled to her opinion and at least her face won't crack if she smiles.

  45. minka says – reply to this


    45

    Celebs are so clueless. They really believe their own press. Her style is terrible.



  46. 46

    She's a total fucktard!!!



  47. 47

    IT'S HILARIOUS WHEN WASHED-UP HAS-BEEN ACTRESSES TALK ABOUT ACTUALLY FAMOUS PEOPLE SO THEY THEMSELVES GET SOME KIND OF PRESS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DESPERATE. I'M NOT A POSH FAN BUT I'M SURE SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS TACKY WASHED-UP SOAP STAR IS. CANADA ROCKS BITCHES.

  48. D-Bag says – reply to this


    48

    Wow I can't believe this Z-lister has the nerve to say such things about a stylish A-lister. Dumb cunt.



  49. 49

    Re: Exiegurl – I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING MY WORD!



  50. 50

    Re: njpaul0129
    SHUT UP!! ATTENTION WHORE!!



  51. 51

    I don't think Posh has any style either. I think she is a meth addicted skeletal mess! She might look better if she was to gain some weight and smile once in a while!



  52. 52

    She & Aubrey O' Day must go shopping together. Blech.

  53. AMO says – reply to this


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    That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's POSH that doesn't dress for anyone else (maybe her husband) and has her own style. Mushy needs to check her wrecked ass.



  54. 54

    Mischa has a rockin' body. Posh looks like she hasn't eaten in like four years.



  55. 55

    couldnt agree with you more Perez! whos Mushy mush aka jealous much? victoria is more than she will ever be.. a real trendsetter styleicon! we love Queen VB!



  56. 56

    Victorea is the shit. Not to mention a lady. Who really cares what Mushy mush thinks. Nice fuckin bandana.



  57. 57

    WHO WOULD WANT TO FIT INTO BOOTS ONLY SKELETORS COULD WHERE? WHAT DID MISHCA EVER DO TO YOU THAT MAKES YOU ALWAYS SHIT ON HER?



  58. 58

    Re: bango skanks – HAHAA THAT SKANKS MAKES ME LAUGH…SO DOMINANT..



  59. 59

    does victoria beckham pay you?

    and you're not really one to say mischa barton has thunder thighs. just sayin'…



  60. 60

    Re: njpaul0129 – Yes you should absolutly fear God! Pack your tanninglotion and sunglasses! You`ve won a one way ticket, front row seat at your masters house in Hell!
    Sucking devils cock and rimming pigs with lipstick for ever and ever!



  61. 61

    mmm…perez, usually i agree with everything you say,
    BUT;
    do you even know what cankles look like? mischa barton doesnt have em.
    i dont like her whatsoever, but i'm just throwing that out there.



  62. 62

    Oh and one more thing.. Mushy, mixi og trixibell / WHATEVER looks like shes been dressed by blind, brainless aliens.. And thats on a good day..
    Posh may be a breadcrum away from a Q-tip.. But atleast she bought some blow up tits to fill the outfit.



  63. 63

    Re: Frogger – EXACTLY what i was thinking!!!



  64. 64

    Victoria is so much better than Mischa..
    I think Mushy is just jealous!



  65. 65

    Re: Frogger – lol. It's true. Oh well. Perez: I HATE the way you talk about politics like you actually understand it, but I admit that I am addicted to reading stupid celebrity gossip. You queen! :)

  66. Stepy says – reply to this


    66

    Wow, really? Thunder thighs? Way to influence more young girls into anorexia or bulimia by throwing out more insults and impossible (if not sickly…i mean really, who wants to be skeletor like Victoria beckham) standards.

    Shame shame shame.



  67. 67

    Re: allisenpainRe: allisenpainRe: allisenpain

    IMO I personally have always found the idea of "fashion" as fucking stupid. Who gives a fuck if you have good style? It's fucking clothing and it is completely subjective. On the other hand, Mischa actually has an acting career, she is not a "hasbeen", and she seems to have several projects lined up according to IMDB. I think that describes VB, ex Spice Girl married to mediocre soccer player with killer PR team forcing her mindless endeavors down the throats of the American public. ha.



  68. 68

    Wow. Who REALLY can argue that Victoria isn't stylish?



  69. 69

    In that pic, Posh actually looks a lot like a tranny.



  70. 70

    Mischa, no one gives a damn about your stupid style! It's hilarious how she takes herself and her fashion sense soooo seriously. The thing is she probably worships Kate Moss, and tries to be Kate Moss. She thinks she's the American Kate Moss when it comes to being a fashion icon. But she's just not. She thinks she's being oh so creative and high fashion with her choices and she's not. Get over yourself Mischa!



  71. 71

    I mean all she does for a living is go around and get photo ops at events, posing in her stupid, pretentious clothes. That's what she calls a career! She's not even a fashion icon!



  72. 72

    mushy barfton is fucking grosssssssss.



  73. 73

    Of course i agree with you on this, Perez, and i cannot stand mischa barton, but were you PMS'ing when you wrote the article? Those insults were beyond cruel and completely unprofessional. your job is to document and publicize the lives of young Hollywood not terrorize them.



  74. 74

    oh because cottage-cheese thighs strikes as the fashion icon of america w those panda eyes of hers.



  75. 75

    Although I may not like Victoria's hair at this time she definately receives top marks for her fashion sense - which makes her beautiful. Fatone is an idiot to make such an absurd comment - plezzz there is no comparision.



  76. 76

    To make this a win win situation….Posh should eat Mischa's thighs! Fatty's.



  77. 77

    oh please don't call that girl thunder thighs, perez. I have no idea who she is but she isn't nearly as overweight as you are!
    she isn't right though with the style thing. Posh is stylinnnn, even tho i see her as a snob, i can admit that she dresses rather nicely



  78. 78

    that bitch is just jealous…. who the F— is she anyways??
    who cares, her style SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  79. 79

    Both of these women suck and I have no clue why you give Posh any press whatsoever. Its not like anyone in north america gives a fuck about posh spice, her failed show and clothing line prove that.



  80. 80

    Mischa Barton is delusional. She could only dream of looking as pulled together as Victoria Beckham.

    and even if she doesn't like her style, who's fucking David Beckham?

    Posh wins either way.



  81. 81

    Is she crazy going up against VB? Why would she even say that unless the mag specifically asked her that question….I would have said no comment….



  82. 82

    who would say that about posh… i mean IT'S POSH!



  83. 83

    i want to start wearing those feather clip things from the 80s. does anyone know where to find them? well i will find them…

    gosh i need money! i miss having a sense of my own personal style…HA



  84. 84

    Re: JenBunny711
    like me! ha…heh..how sad and pathetic…

  85. Rose says – reply to this


    85

    She wishes she could afford Vicky B's haute couture.



  86. 86

    What the fuck,
    She has a STYLIST.
    Victoria Beckham does NOT.
    I think that's pretty straightforward as to who has a sense of style at all.



  87. 87

    This person, looks like a twat, acts like a twat and dresses like a twat, what on earth makes her think that ANYBODY admires her style, HER WHAT ??? Victoria Beckham does not have many talents, but one of them is definitely style. Planet Earth calling Mushy, it's time to stop smoking so much weed !!!



  88. 88

    oh it is ON now mush…no one likes your style! you look like an olsen knock-off with CELLULITE! talk bad about vicky b. one more time…i dare you.



  89. 89

    good poinit made by misha! posh doesn't represent british style, she just likes to be seen in the latest designs.

    what did she ever do to you as well? those words are evil i tell ya!



  90. 90

    mush mush does NOT have kankles–the fact that she said she did makes her even more delusional. . .

    posh has fantastic style



  91. 91

    Seriously. is there even an argument???



  92. 92

    mischa is just stupid victoria has the best fashion sense!!!!!



  93. 93

    Hypocritical bitch! Ha! Talking trash about what someone wears and then stating she does her own thing. Well hot damn, maybe that's what Posh is doing too. STFU you've been teabagged one too many times by Cisco Adler.



  94. 94

    OK FIRST OF ALL HER NAMES VICTORIA DUMBASS…AND YA JEALOUS MUCH??? VICTORIA HAS AMAZING STYLE, MISCHA LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST ROLLED OUT OF FUCKIN BED….GET A CAREER AND A LIFE



  95. 95

    victoria has her own clothes line and perfume and a family with a fucking hot soccer player.!
    what the hell has mischa done since the oc?



  96. 96

    Ok, first of all, the mushy girl (whatever, I dont know who she is either), is NOT fat. The fact that she has cankles also doesn't appeal to me, as I am female and prefer men.
    However, Vicky B. STILL looks like an alien.
    ET call home anyone?
    She isn't wearing anything new or fashionable. In fact, PVC boots have been around a LONG time in the fetish world and they look MUCH hotter on a girl with CURVES. You know, not an 11 year old boys' body.
    How did Vick get to be walking around with a false sense of accomplishment anyway? She looks like shit, her style is that of EVERYONES at a fetish ball in SF, her bubblegum no success band SUCKED MAJOR ASS til it finally disappeared off the face of the planet.
    She should be embarrassed to be walking around like a big phoney. She has absolutely NO talent.
    A couple of things out of the whole that separates us (most women in general) from her?
    Tits, class and reality.
    Do you honestly think her shit doesn't stink? Puhlease.
    For all of her "beauty secrets" you would think she wouldn't have to try so hard all of the time and would look just a tad better.
    But then again, I still have youth on my side. Poor girls' probably gonna look like your beloved Nic Kidman or "Cat Lady" by the time she's 40 ;)
    Hahahaha
    Oh yeah.
    Off my soapbox.



  97. 97

    Re: irisheyes07
    Hahahaha, I honest to god thought you were talkin bout Posh (all the insults you were hurlin), by the time I read it was about Mushy I about died laughing my ass off.
    I was with ya for a minute though ;)
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



  98. 98

    THIS JUST IN: Mischa Barton is officially a "has-been" Congradulations, hoe!