Things Rocky For Avril And Troll Husband
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Love Line
Things seem to be on the rocks for faux-punk rocker April Lavigne's marriage to hasbeen Deryck Whibley of Sum 41.
Avril's been on tour while Deryck's been at home, causing the couple to live separate lives.
And those separate lives may never diverge again!
According to the National Enquirer Deryck was spotted cozying up to a "statuesque brunette beauty" at Villa night club earlier this month. The same night April was on the other side of the world, performing at a concert in China.
Uh-oh!
What will April do without her troll???
Drown her sorrows away!
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Posted: October 9, 2008 at 11:30 am
lol
he is soooooooooooo fugly!
I'm surprised she was able to keep Hoss's balls at attention this long. shit fuck. tootie fuckin fruity..
Why'd he have to go and make things so complicated?
…did Li'l Wayne do a Michael Jackson? What a tiny cutiepie!
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY CALLING HER APRIL INSTEAD OF AVRIL! YOU DUMB FUCK!
why not tour together?
I fucking hate these 2. She's a fucking fake ass hooker who has no talent. She fucking sucks big donkey balls.
Of course they're going to get divorced.
1. They were too young to get married
2. Distance is hard on any relationship and…
3. I'm sure it's hard for a man to be the less successful one in any marraige…but to be less successful than Avril Lavigne!?!? That's gotta SUCK!
Who the hell is APRIL Lavigne? DAMNIT Perez…seriously, SPELL CHECK!
bummer
letty pass the JD.
Re: _Alice_ – jetlagged??………heehee
Re: mama of 2 – I bet he's gay too. My gaydar goes off when I see him;)
Sad
I forgot that she was even married
converge, not diverge perez, lol.
I briefly went to the same high school in Ajax Ont as Deryck Whibley,and he was a poser back then as well.lol
And what the fuck is up with Avril's look?
Avril Lavigne is in dire need of a makeover,especially with that hair.
The pink streak is so 1997.
you know whats fucked up about you perez?
that since you have this vendetta against avril, that you somehow laugh about the fact their marriage is suffering. i dont find that funny, perez. or how about i put it in perspective for you? what is brad "cozied up" to some hot blonde while angie's back home? UGH, i cant even imagine what you would say. it would be a sympathy party for your savior. you disgust me perez. nothing is funny about a marriage thats on the verge of collapsing. of course you dont care because youre a fat fuck that no one wants to be with.
Re: mamajud – a wee bit. not too bad today. I guess I do have a potty mouth!
Anyone who spells Deryck like that is gay. It's like womyn. Maybe Mario can change to Perez Hylton. But Avril is hotter than the sun.
*yawn
for you dumb fucks that dont know this…
in french Avril=April….shes from canada which is mostly french people…so technically her name IS April…so breathe…
and if you people have such a problem with Perez…why the FUCK are you on his website. he's amazing…so leave him the hell alone
Re: mama of 2 – I GOTTA GET MORE, BE BACK IN A JIFFY!!!!
YOU CALLED HER APRL
Re: _Alice_ – my virgin ears!
avril = april in french, so it's a play on words, fools.
it is funny that avrils life is in the shitter, if u people ate perez so much why do u come to his site? gossip site are made to remind normal people like us that we're better than celebrities especially snobby little cunts like avril. so get over yourself stevie d
I really hate her, but thats kinda sad…being cheated on? Not even Avirl deserves that.
Re: laurelblush – actually retard most canadian people arent french, WE"RE ALL CANADIAN, and only the ones in quebec speak french, and most of them speak english too. so get your facts strait you ignorant american
Proofread much??? Her name is aVril, not April.
Re: lilmo – yah! a young woman's life is "in the shitter" hopefully your mother or father dies then we could all laugh, JACKASS!
Re: laurelblush –
Actually the province of Quebec is the only part of Canada that speaks French and it's a variance on the French language. Most Canadians speak English.
Love her,,dislike him……
Perez,,come on leave her alone.
Again with the National Enquirer?!?
In addition to the previously mentioned misspelled name, whether that's purposeful or not, there's incorrect usage of the word diverge. It should be converge. They're already diverged if they're separate.
If you need a proofreader, please let me know. I'll do it. /shameless plug
perez….my name is APRIL…please rename this stupid bitch…April rocks…AVRIL doesn't…call her advil or something damn…I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!! please change the bitches name!!
People shouldn't get married when they're 20 anyway. Marriage is work, you can't work on it when you're 5,000 miles away from your spouse. They should've toured together. Maybe they'll be able to turn it around.
Re: anon808 – "A variance of the french language". I don't think so. Is your english a variance of the language spoken in England?!?
Re: anon808 – UHMM! SORRY FRENCH CANADIANS ARE ALL OVER CANADA, ESPECIALLY EASTERN ONTARIO! AND FRENCH IS ONE OF OUR OFFICIAL LANGUAGES, THAT'S WHY I CAN'T GET A FUCKING JOB IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT BECAUSE MY FRENCH IS NOT UP TO PAR!!!!
Re: LettyB – AND NEW BRUNSWICK!
Avril LAvigne sucks.
Re: anon808 – Not to be a bitch about it, but there are approx. a million French Canadians outside of Quebec.
Re: laurelblush – Nice logic - I always thought the name on your birth certificate was your name - I wonder what my name is in Chinese - I guess I can just use whatever translation I want.
Who's April?? I thought her name was Avril?
Re: laurelblush – Re: lilmo – YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB! PLEASE IF YOUR NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY COUNTRY PLEASE STOP GIVING PEOPLE GEOGRAPHICAL LESSONS! WE DO NOT ALL SPEAK FRENCH! MAJORITY IS ENGLISH! BUT AS I SAID BOTH ARE OUR OFFICIAL LANGUAGES!
Re: serialk – GOOD ONE!
OH AND BY THE WAY WE DON'T LIVE IN IGLOOS AND WE DO GET SUMMER!
Re: Hunter – HAHAHAHAHA!
O' CANADA!
Re: lilmo – YAH DUMB AMERICANS! LOL!
When this girl was 16 years old she wrote, produced and composed a pretty good album. When I was 16 I was drunk and naked in the back of a pickup truck (white trash) And how many poptarts even write their own music now? Avril is talented, no matter what you haters say
Re: LettyB – Some people need to sit down and listen to "I AM CANADIAN" to get a better grasp on the other side of the border. LOL
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Re: Hunter – HAHAHA! SO TRUE!
I'm lost…why are you calling her April?
Is "APRIL" some kind of nickname?
Re: mamajud – Hahaha, I can get raunchy but I prefer to remain a lady….sometimes;)
Re: phaphatcat –
for the love of god, read the comments before you post a question like that. it won't make you look dumb and annoying.
and "Avril" is French for "April" so no, it's not "some kind of nickname".
..
As much as I hate Avril's increasingly annoying attitude, I don't think it's fair to any woman that their husband takes advantage of the fact that his wife is halfway around the world to get with another girl.
I hope this is true lmao.. Avril fucking disgusts me.. I would find her cute or atleast halfway decent if she had any sort of a personality, she has ALWAYS been a fake nasty bitch- which makes her very unattractive to me.. It would give me great pleasure to find out he's cheating on her and it blowing up in all the tabloids and seeing her left alone.. She doesn't deserve most of the things she has gotten so far- her music sucks, does she even write her own shit? Her style is completley fake and bitten- you can tell she does everything she does on purpose, she wants to fit this persona so bad, she tries entirely too hard- her clothing line is fucking blah, I'm not even quite sure how she was given a clothing line, but if Perez can do it I guess anyone can- Her husband is too good for her, and I fucking hate this guy lol but I still think he could do far better than this cunt lol
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
EEEWWW! Stop calling her April please! That's my name and she is so awful!!! Call her something else, like Asshole Lavigne.
WTF!
I am surprised that the Chinese are allowing donkey shows.
they were never meant to be in the first place….
Re: laurelblush – Sorry idiot but Canada is not mostly French it is mostly English with some French,not even 50/50 do your research b4 blabbing on here…idiot
That is really really really horrible!. [to hav you marital spouse do that to you] i personally think avril can do better.
Re: aprilann – can people just call you "annoying lttle brat?"
Don't you mean
"Those separate lives may never CONverge again" instead of "diverge"?? Because your statement doesn't make sense. At all.
Re: && I got a thing for you! – anyone who "disgusts you" are doing a great job since you have a horrible whiny attitude. "She doesn't write her own shit" tell that to dr.luke, butch walker and rob cavello bitch! Speaking of Avril, she was awarded the certificate of honor by the association of social workers in china for donating money to help disabled children affected by the earthquakes, as well Avril visited a hospital in shichuah province where Avril gave out gifts to disabled children.
umm… its avril, not april… dumb perez
You mean "converge."
& why did you write shame over 'her' head it should be over 'HIS'
Shes an idiot for not bringing him with her….
BUT that means that she'll go back to her old music YAY.
cause after she married him her music was just pop.
now it can go back to being acoustic and what not.
im excited!!! :]
Perez,
I think you meant converge, not diverge. You basically just said, "those separate lives may never separate again" and I think you meant to say, "those separate lives may never cross paths/come together again."
Converge! Converge! Converge!
I've been noticing less errors in your posts in general lately. I was happy that since the last time I commented, forever ago, you stopped saying that people were hung, and started saying hanged. Good for you.
I guess we could all chip in and get you a dictionary for Christmas.
i have so many cruel things to say. so i won't say any of them. i will say i DON'T feel bad for her. i hate her! her attitude just blows.
You're so stupid perez!!
Go and fuck another stupid celebrity! Right now you don't have anything to talk about Avril beacuse her tour is Asia was such a HIT and you start to invent this..
also let me tell you that Deryck was with Avril during the tour We all know that because at the ENCORE of TBDTour they played a song together each night, so this is more fake than your ugly fat face haha
Avril is french for April.
The guy is a troll standing next to her, maybe if they breakup we'll see a new album!
Diverge
–verb (used without object)
1. to move, lie, or extend in different directions from a common point; branch off.
2. to differ in opinion, character, form, etc.; deviate.
CONVERGE
–verb (used without object)
1. to tend to meet in a point or line; incline toward each other, as lines that are not parallel.
2. to tend to a common result, conclusion, etc.
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Re: laurelblush –
i agree
nothing good has ever come out of canada
Dude. Stop butchering the English language! Diverge means "to move, lie, or extend in different directions from a common point; branch off," NOT "come back together" as your use would suggest. I don't mean to be annoying, but I figured you are fair game since you make your living tearing others apart
Maybe you should join Hermoine in her college adventure…
OMG like anything in the enquirer is ever true. Everytime you post about Avril your shades of Green show through. It's sad a 30 year old behaves as you do. Deryk was with Avril and playing on stage at all of her dates in China and as well her last on in Toronto. You're such an idiot who has no pulse on reality. And that is why you are still alone. Go pop another Oxycotin Perez. That is your true secret to your weight loss is it not I hear hmmm..
Perez you are becoming more and more irrelevant. Recycled stories full of BS.
3. I'm sure it's hard for a man to be the less successful one in any marraige…but to be less successful than Avril Lavigne!?!? That's gotta SUCK!Re: FrogCat –
HAHAHA…
How many fucking times are people going to chew Pez's ass for calling her April? April is english for the french Avril. Why must we go through this every time there's a story about fake ass Avril/April?
"A variance of the french language". I don't think so. Is your english a variance of the language spoken in England?!? Re: serialk –
Well, we do speak an americanized form of English. Perhaps that's what she meant.
She can come see me… I'll console her.
surprised he lasted this long
the gravy train is over
time to move on brother
AVRIL NOT APRIL U HOMO!
You mean Dum 41, right? I could do without both of them for the rest of my life.
awww thats a shame they r cute 2gether hope they can make it through luv avril
The day I start believing the National Enquirer is the day I start believing you, Perez.
U guys get paid to make up rumors that are simply untrue…BTW, Fidel Castro was dead!? hmm, wrong about that Perez!
avril refused to pose for a picture for your stupid ass, so you become obsessed with tearing her down.
think about this perez: She's actually ACCOMPLISHED something in her life; you haven't.
Canada is the coolest country in the world! We rock!
To all you idiots that don't know geography oe english.
Canada has 2 official languages. Quebec is mostly french but almost everyone in Montreal speaks english and french. We have a large ethnic population in international Montreal. Quebec is 1/3 of Canada. The rest of Canada is mostly English but there are pockets of francophones in the rest of Canada.
There is no such thing as a variance of a language. Canadians speak the same french as in France but has a different accent and have little slang words that are distinctive like for instance in english, Americans say "dude" which the English don't or English people calling a cigarette a "fag".
Why don't you all that have such a negative stereotype image of Canada come up and be pleasantly surprised?
perez…u n i have like a love-hate relationship..i like d way u write on ur blog..but i cant deny u can be a jackass sometimes!i'm not a much of avril but i think she's ok..hey at least shes not drink up all those booze and getting stop for DUI which is what a lot of train-wreck in hollywood are famous for these days.at least she doesnt do drugs either!she keeps her feet on the ground,which not much young famous people can do these days!Give credit where its due perez!if they(avril&deryck) are having a prob,let them deal with it!
Okay, I'll usually agree with you on everything on this site, for example Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus is an ugly slut, but Avril is HAWT!!!!!!!!! The sluttier Avril is the better for me, because she is just so damn fucking beautiful.