Things Rocky For Avril And Troll Husband
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Love Line
Things seem to be on the rocks for faux-punk rocker April Lavigne's marriage to hasbeen Deryck Whibley of Sum 41.
Avril's been on tour while Deryck's been at home, causing the couple to live separate lives.
And those separate lives may never diverge again!
According to the National Enquirer Deryck was spotted cozying up to a "statuesque brunette beauty" at Villa night club earlier this month. The same night April was on the other side of the world, performing at a concert in China.
Uh-oh!
What will April do without her troll???
Drown her sorrows away!
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Posted: October 9, 2008 at 11:30 am
lol
he is soooooooooooo fugly!
I'm surprised she was able to keep Hoss's balls at attention this long. shit fuck. tootie fuckin fruity..
Why'd he have to go and make things so complicated?
…did Li'l Wayne do a Michael Jackson? What a tiny cutiepie!
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY CALLING HER APRIL INSTEAD OF AVRIL! YOU DUMB FUCK!
why not tour together?
I fucking hate these 2. She's a fucking fake ass hooker who has no talent. She fucking sucks big donkey balls.
Of course they're going to get divorced.
1. They were too young to get married
2. Distance is hard on any relationship and…
3. I'm sure it's hard for a man to be the less successful one in any marraige…but to be less successful than Avril Lavigne!?!? That's gotta SUCK!
Who the hell is APRIL Lavigne? DAMNIT Perez…seriously, SPELL CHECK!
bummer
letty pass the JD.
Re: _Alice_ – jetlagged??………heehee
Re: mama of 2 – I bet he's gay too. My gaydar goes off when I see him;)
Sad
I forgot that she was even married
converge, not diverge perez, lol.
I briefly went to the same high school in Ajax Ont as Deryck Whibley,and he was a poser back then as well.lol
And what the fuck is up with Avril's look?
Avril Lavigne is in dire need of a makeover,especially with that hair.
The pink streak is so 1997.
you know whats fucked up about you perez?
that since you have this vendetta against avril, that you somehow laugh about the fact their marriage is suffering. i dont find that funny, perez. or how about i put it in perspective for you? what is brad "cozied up" to some hot blonde while angie's back home? UGH, i cant even imagine what you would say. it would be a sympathy party for your savior. you disgust me perez. nothing is funny about a marriage thats on the verge of collapsing. of course you dont care because youre a fat fuck that no one wants to be with.
Re: mamajud – a wee bit. not too bad today. I guess I do have a potty mouth!
Anyone who spells Deryck like that is gay. It's like womyn. Maybe Mario can change to Perez Hylton. But Avril is hotter than the sun.
*yawn
for you dumb fucks that dont know this…
in french Avril=April….shes from canada which is mostly french people…so technically her name IS April…so breathe…
and if you people have such a problem with Perez…why the FUCK are you on his website. he's amazing…so leave him the hell alone
Re: mama of 2 – I GOTTA GET MORE, BE BACK IN A JIFFY!!!!
YOU CALLED HER APRL
Re: _Alice_ – my virgin ears!
avril = april in french, so it's a play on words, fools.
it is funny that avrils life is in the shitter, if u people ate perez so much why do u come to his site? gossip site are made to remind normal people like us that we're better than celebrities especially snobby little cunts like avril. so get over yourself stevie d
I really hate her, but thats kinda sad…being cheated on? Not even Avirl deserves that.
Re: laurelblush – actually retard most canadian people arent french, WE"RE ALL CANADIAN, and only the ones in quebec speak french, and most of them speak english too. so get your facts strait you ignorant american
Proofread much??? Her name is aVril, not April.
Re: lilmo – yah! a young woman's life is "in the shitter" hopefully your mother or father dies then we could all laugh, JACKASS!
Re: laurelblush –
Actually the province of Quebec is the only part of Canada that speaks French and it's a variance on the French language. Most Canadians speak English.
Love her,,dislike him……
Perez,,come on leave her alone.
Again with the National Enquirer?!?
In addition to the previously mentioned misspelled name, whether that's purposeful or not, there's incorrect usage of the word diverge. It should be converge. They're already diverged if they're separate.
If you need a proofreader, please let me know. I'll do it. /shameless plug
perez….my name is APRIL…please rename this stupid bitch…April rocks…AVRIL doesn't…call her advil or something damn…I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!! please change the bitches name!!
People shouldn't get married when they're 20 anyway. Marriage is work, you can't work on it when you're 5,000 miles away from your spouse. They should've toured together. Maybe they'll be able to turn it around.
Re: anon808 – "A variance of the french language". I don't think so. Is your english a variance of the language spoken in England?!?
Re: anon808 – UHMM! SORRY FRENCH CANADIANS ARE ALL OVER CANADA, ESPECIALLY EASTERN ONTARIO! AND FRENCH IS ONE OF OUR OFFICIAL LANGUAGES, THAT'S WHY I CAN'T GET A FUCKING JOB IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT BECAUSE MY FRENCH IS NOT UP TO PAR!!!!
Re: LettyB – AND NEW BRUNSWICK!
Avril LAvigne sucks.
Re: anon808 – Not to be a bitch about it, but there are approx. a million French Canadians outside of Quebec.
Re: laurelblush – Nice logic - I always thought the name on your birth certificate was your name - I wonder what my name is in Chinese - I guess I can just use whatever translation I want.
Who's April?? I thought her name was Avril?
Re: laurelblush – Re: lilmo – YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB! PLEASE IF YOUR NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY COUNTRY PLEASE STOP GIVING PEOPLE GEOGRAPHICAL LESSONS! WE DO NOT ALL SPEAK FRENCH! MAJORITY IS ENGLISH! BUT AS I SAID BOTH ARE OUR OFFICIAL LANGUAGES!
Re: serialk – GOOD ONE!
OH AND BY THE WAY WE DON'T LIVE IN IGLOOS AND WE DO GET SUMMER!
Re: Hunter – HAHAHAHAHA!
O' CANADA!
Re: lilmo – YAH DUMB AMERICANS! LOL!
When this girl was 16 years old she wrote, produced and composed a pretty good album. When I was 16 I was drunk and naked in the back of a pickup truck (white trash) And how many poptarts even write their own music now? Avril is talented, no matter what you haters say
Re: LettyB – Some people need to sit down and listen to "I AM CANADIAN" to get a better grasp on the other side of the border. LOL
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