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Her Madgesty leaves the the Yom Kippur Lecture and Kol Nidrei Connection event sponsored by the Kabbalah Center in New York City.

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Judging by that look on her face, Madonna ______________.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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  1. 1

    starting to look like a cross between joan crawford and bette davis



  2. 2

    Is karma is a bitch. because she was a bitch



  3. 3

    firrssst….. i am mad at madge, she has been mean latley



  4. 4

    hot!



  5. 5

    …is way too old to be doing this.

  6. Timmy says – reply to this


    6

    looks like she just had botox and restulin injected into her upper lip.



  7. 7

    says that she is looking more and more like the clay lady on those chips ahoy commercials…
    (singing) ….if u want my body, and u think im sexy…



  8. 8

    just realized she's realllllyyyy old.

  9. jkf says – reply to this


    9

    is getting older and uglier by the minute



  10. 10

    is a zombie



  11. 11

    Looking a bit like a skanky ass corpse..



  12. 12

    Lip injections



  13. 13

    is about to blow chunks….

  14. jkf says – reply to this


    14

    lose the blond hair already, you look stupid

  15. Timmy says – reply to this


    15

    looks like she just had botox and restulin injections around her laugh lines which appears to have paralyzed her upper lip.



  16. 16

    Is doing the MICHAEL JACKSON!



  17. 17

    is constipated!



  18. 18

    …just saw sarah palin coming her way



  19. 19

    jst realized kabbalah is a scam.



  20. 20

    Is about to Puke



  21. 21

    Just swallowed a bug.



  22. 22

    just found out her career ended a lllloooonnnggg time ago.



  23. 23

    drank too much jesus juice.



  24. 24

    she just found out that her kabbalah priest is republican hahaha and thinks sarah palin is sexier than her hahaha



  25. 25

    Re: mama of 2 – HEY ON THE AUSSIE POST THERE WAS A BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS TELLING US TO HAVE ARE CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE ELSE! WELL I TOOK CARE OF THAT! AND LOOK LIKE THERE'S A NEW MAMA ON HERE!



  26. 26

    She really has to take a dump!



  27. 27

    She looks like she's sniffing the fart she just ripped.
    Smells like potato chips - tasty



  28. 28

    Re: hot_momma_of_6 – REALLY 6, GOOD FOR YOU! I HAVE FOUR AND THE OTHER MAMA HAS TWO!



  29. 29

    farted.



  30. 30

    remembered she had sex with dennis rodman



  31. 31

    Re: LettyB – lol
    where are we gonna take it.\
    we were here first.



  32. 32

    Damn girl needs to take a break, bitch is tired as hell! still love her though

  33. D-Bag says – reply to this


    33

    just shit her pants.



  34. 34

    BOO!



  35. 35

    finally realizes that looking like an old wrinkled alexis arquette is no excuse for being a heinous bitch.



  36. 36

    Re: mama of 2 – I KNOW! BACK OFF BITCHES!



  37. 37

    Re: mama of 2
    That's why in her videos she dressed like a hooker!

    The woMAN can't let go that she's old as dirt and needs to give it up….



  38. 38

    is auditioning for her role in Finding Nemo 2 as a codfish!



  39. 39

    Is deep in thought. Or just hungry. Get her to Popeye's stat!



  40. 40

    just took her nightly shot of prune juice and geritol.



  41. 41

    MADGE HAS AN OLD VADGE!



  42. 42

    need to lay off of the plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures and just age gracefully already. If her 80's-self could see her now, she'd freak the f**k out!



  43. 43

    Just realized.. uhh Robin was right..I am a bitch .. i think im going to be sick..



  44. 44

    Just got botox injections.



  45. 45

    needs way more plastic surgery.

  46. Bree says – reply to this


    46

    is HUNGRY!

  47. Anonymous says – reply to this


    47

    is ready to go back into her coffin-she looks like they exhumed her..so sad.



  48. 48

    looks like she's melting.



  49. 49

    Just had a stroke.



  50. 50

    …ummm…after all her surgery, that's not her face anymore.



  51. 51

    hates her hair.



  52. 52

    Re: mama of 2 – No you weren't.



  53. 53

    ….needs to admit that at 50 she's just not so sexy anymore.



  54. 54

    LettyB = LOSER



  55. 55

    ..needs a new plastic surgeon.



  56. 56

    Needs a tan



  57. 57

    I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE!!!!!



  58. 58

    Re: Furby Fuckina Fuckwad – lol
    iknow.
    she is in total denial of her age.
    you are old madonna.



  59. 59

    booyah!



  60. 60

    Re: ColorBlindest – WOW I DON'T WHAT TO SAY……..FUCKTARD!



  61. 61

    Re: LettyB

    Her old face just realized that " she's not a girl " and not even a
    woman. She the old hag that will do Dr. Satan for eternity. LOL



  62. 62

    she is getting old, just like the rest of us!



  63. 63

    Re: Exiegurl – who are you?



  64. 64

    Hmmm. We refer to that as "Restylane Mouth".



  65. 65

    is sleeping with her eyes open , as the old usually do from time to time.she needs to retire already.



  66. 66

    …IS THINKING "MAYBE I SHOULD SWITCH TO TAOISM."



  67. 67

    Is upset because the batteries on her Love Egg went dead!!!



  68. 68

    she got too close to the candles at the center and her implants and botox have liquidfied and gravity is in the works. If it isn't stopped soon, her face will be on her feet.



  69. 69

    FUCK THIS PLACE IS NEGITIVE TODAY!!!!
    EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHILL WITH THE HATE TALK.
    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK.
    SO WHAT IF I TALK TO LETTY OR ANYONE ABOUT OTHER
    SHIT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE.
    WHO CARES IF YOU WERE HERE BEFORE I WAS.
    WHOOPEEEE!!!
    I COME HERE TO PASS THE DAY AT WORK.
    NOT TO GET HATED ON BY PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW
    IF YOU ARE THAT SAD AND ANGRY ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE
    PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.



  70. 70

    Re: LettyB – YOU TOOK CARE OF IT! HAHA! STUPID FUCK.



  71. 71

    ….regrets leaving the Catholic faith…..



  72. 72

    just sharted.

  73. D-Bag says – reply to this


    73

    realizes that her new CD sucks filthy asshole.



  74. 74

    Nice lip filler stuck in her nasty upper lip. She COULD have done something to redeem herself with age- changed her skanky behavior and taught some self-respect to girls. But while keeping HER daughter underwraps- no tv, and no videos of her mother, she goes on tour and laughs all the way to the bank. Perez, go after Bristol Palin like she was satan (god knows that no 17 year old girl EVER has sex with her boyfriend)- and then you elevate this whore as if she was THE Madonna.



  75. 75

    "i miss a-rod" who's husband can i steel now??



  76. 76

    .



  77. 77

    Re: HOT REPUBLICAN – 2 …..takes one to know one .



  78. 78

    is trying to think of new ways to kick Sarah's ass!



  79. 79

    fresh



  80. 80

    is constipated



  81. 81

    Look at this ugly old bitch. She can't stand the fact that she is old and over the hill and no one gives a shit about her anymore.

  82. Wrenn says – reply to this


    82

    Just discovered that her farts really do stink.



  83. 83

    plus - she is jealous of Sarah Palin getting so much attention - a woman who leads the life "feminists" claim they strive for, and when someone gets to it in "conservative" ways (not liberal), they can't stand it!



  84. 84

    PS - fix that gap tooth and those ugly roots



  85. 85

    …just sat on a wire hanger



  86. 86

    That's Madonna? I thought it was Raisin Face…



  87. 87

    …knows her botox is wearing off. Time for another shot!



  88. 88

    looks like SHIT!



  89. 89

    …HAS REALIZED THAT NOBODY IS BUYING TICKETS TO HER "OLD AND DECREPIT" TOUR.



  90. 90

    WAIT, IS THAT BETTE DAVIS?



  91. 91

    You can have her, we don't want her, she's to weird for us. WAit,
    I like weird, but no her. shit fuck



  92. 92

    is wodering when her lip will literally fall away from her face in ashes. Won't be long now….. Death becomes her….but, it's just not that becoming on her.



  93. 93

    too much plastic surgery is never a good thing



  94. 94

    Re: mama of 2
    That's right, you fucking whores, fuck off.



  95. 95

    she looks like a toad



  96. 96

    Re: Exiegurl – HAHA! TO YOU TOO!



  97. 97

    looked in the mirror and realized all that plastic surgery was for naught.



  98. 98

    … is channeling Raisinface.



  99. 99

    …is old.



  100. 100

    ….needs an enema!

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