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Ride That Pony!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan

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On Thursday, Katie Price Jordan took part in the 2008 Horse Of The Year Show: Dressage to Music in Birmingham, England.

We wonder — what song inspires Jordan the most a top a horsey?

Millionaire by Lil' Wayne, of course.

Bet she makes the snotty English horse set oh so proud!

Anyone know how her Olympic training is going?

[Images via WENN.]

49 comments to “Ride That Pony!”



  1. 1

    yawn.
    don't care about her.



  2. 2

    she is a horse



  3. 3

    im lost whoo is this random girll ???



  4. 4

    she could be pretty with less makeup.



  5. 5

    Was she riding the horse . . . or was the horse riding her?



  6. 6

    She's sooo hot (:



  7. 7

    OLYMPICS TOO FUNNY! SHE'S GETTING A BREAST REDUCTION TO COMPETE! WTF!



  8. 8

    What the hell?

    My ex is such a attention whore!!! He'll do ANYTHING to show up on Perezhilton.com…

    FUCKER!!!!!



  9. 9

    Yummy



  10. 10

    hmmmm - who cares



  11. 11

    oh dear, how much did she pay you, Perez? but I guess her enormous talent for oh what was it?- NOTHING! got her where she is



  12. 12

    Is there anyone that even cares about this?



  13. 13

    Can someone from the UK tell me who this chick is? I see her in pics constantly and yet have no idea what she does.



  14. 14

    SHE SUFFERS FROM A BAD CASE OF MAN-FACE…YUCK!



  15. 15

    Re: mama of 2 – HEY MAMA, ALMOST TIME FOR A BEER!



  16. 16

    and she is?



  17. 17

    i show dressage horses and you never let your hair down like that…its impropper showmanship…doesn't look put together…sloppy like her…thats embarassing to real riders.



  18. 18

    Re: _Alice_ – SHE'S ON THIS REALITY SHOW WITH HER HUBBY! SHE'S A BATHINGSUIT MODEL OR SOMETHING!



  19. 19

    fresh.



  20. 20

    looks like a stripper on a horse….might as well just take everything off there and ride around naked…



  21. 21

    Re: Frogger – haha



  22. 22

    Re: LettyB – i know.
    things got toooo personal around here so i took
    a long lunch with friends.
    man….people are soo mean on here today.
    did i miss more drama?



  23. 23

    Re: _Alice_ – she was a topless model and had a downs baby.
    some chic from the uk told me this.
    that's all i know.
    i guess they love her there.



  24. 24

    WTF!



  25. 25

    Re: mama of 2 – OH YEAH BUT THEY DON'T BOTHER ME! I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THEM SO WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE! I THINK YOU'RE COOL! LOL!



  26. 26

    Re: mollymouse – heehee…there's always a barn girl in the crowd



  27. 27

    what a poser



  28. 28

    Re: LettyBRe: mama of 2 – Thank you. So I guess she's like our Pam Anderson? Weird. I love how people can just be famous by showing their huge boobies. Good times.



  29. 29

    She is not even wearing proper attire. In Dressage, there is no need for extensive makeup, hair in a loose ratty mess, orange skin and a hooker-esque attitude. As a Grand Prix jumper we even know what Dressage looks like…THAT is not it.



  30. 30

    she is 1 of englands richest women and she is the highest paid glamour model in england she worth £50,00000 and earns something like 20 grand an hour



  31. 31

    Re: mamajud – lol thanks haha that pic just made me mad lol



  32. 32

    WOW!



  33. 33

    Re: Slide2Stop – amen lol this is pissing off the real riders haha



  34. 34

    Her son Harvey does not have Downs Syndrome he is Blind and has hormone problems, most likely due to her drinking and taking drugs (allegedly) whilst she was pregnant with him .



  35. 35

    Re: _Alice_
    she's a smart,savvy fame w….and is trying to copy Posh and Golden Balls to move to the US.



  36. 36

    I would LOVE to know what her scores were…. I'm sure the judges nailed her for looking like a freakin train wreck (though that isn't what they score, but I'm sure what they do score took a hit). I'm going to take a stab and say that there's enough politics in the dessage world in the UK that no matter how great of a test should could ever put down, she'll never rep the UK - in the olympics, pam ams, nothing. They've got WAAAAAY too much pride and talent to let that yard sale ride for their teams.



  37. 37

    she was probably riding an intro test too looking like a diva mess hahah



  38. 38

    The English horsey set isn't snotty :( At least I'm not!!

    Her chances of getting to the olympics are pretty dim. There are hundreds of better riders than her out there, and she is never going to get up to their standard. She is mediocre at best now. I was at the HOYS and saw her, and my pupils ride better than her. She was really off-balance with the boobs too. And she looked awfully scruffy. Very poor showing!



  39. 39

    why do keep calling her katy price jordan? who is she? i dont get it



  40. 40

    Re: mollymouse

    Yeah, she wasn't competing- she didn't qualify. She was just doing a demonstration basically….of how NOT to ride :P



  41. 41

    yes, because orange skin is SO uppercrust



  42. 42

    Re: vagvagwhatvag

    She was a glamour model (stands there with no clothes one) and had huge boobies and went by the name Jordan. Now she is a mother and an author and a "horsewoman" she wants to be taken seriously so has had a breast reduction and calls herself by her real name "Katie Price".



  43. 43

    i think that's kinda cool that she does that…something different for a change. a rich girl who does more than sit by the pool and shop. neat.

  44. zach says – reply to this


    44

    You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

  45. Jai says – reply to this


    45

    She's gross.



  46. 46

    To LOLA 2103
    yes Harvey has growth problems & blindness but it was NOT due to Katie drinking & takin drugs! get ur facts right b4 mouthing off!



  47. 47

    er…you can put a pig on a horse but it is still a pig.. out of quote but hey….



  48. 48

    oh my GOD shes not even wear a fregging stock tie. or a shirt. riders do not usually go topless under their jackets. and wear HAIRNETS. more clothing. less eyeliner. fucktard



  49. 49

    i love jordan! she is the hottest ever..