Separated At Birth
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Left: Madonna. Right: Phyllis Diller.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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Ha, she is heading that way, not quite there yet though Perez!
Old Hag Stupid Ass Fucker
Personally, I think she's looking more and more like Sandra Bernhardt.
Nah, PHYLLIS LOOKS BETTER!
Madonna looks horrible. She would have looked probably 1000% times more attrative if she just would have aged and let time take it's course. Those ultra defined arms and legs are just absolutely hideous. It's one thing to want some toned arms and legs, and another to look like you are a walking cadaver with nothing but skin, bones, and a little bit of muscle clinging on.
What an insult to Phyllis Diller.
phyllis looks way better than madge in this shot
*shivers* the resemblance is uncanny. the good day, on Madonna's fugly days, least she has a bff! *yay for Madge!*
Madonna is an old farty and she can't come to my party!
Re: Smirks – hahaha thats coldddd
DON'T INSULT PHYLLIS DILLER!
Re: mollymouse – Hehe.
overdoin' it, baby
Re: Smirks – Haha, yep.
guys is just a bad picture.madonna is very hot.she looks amazing.i saw her live in lisbon very close to her and she is just perfect.what an amaxing woamn.and she got an amaxing legs.oh my God.her face is very fresh and young.this picture is just bad.
u guys probably look bad on picture sometimes
Re: idaho potato – you would go nuts to have Madonna to your party , you silly numb fart lol
that woman is amazing.wherever she goes it becomes a sucess,,people go crazy with her,go to her show and check what im talking about.she is just perfect the quenn
Re: madgerulla – she got an amazing legs LOOOOOOOOOOL
Diller is hotter!
purrrrrfect
Phyllis Diller is a much better performer than ole gap tooth.I'd invite Phyllis to my party but hag can't come
Phyllis Diller kicks ass and so does Madge!
Re: _Alice_ – Heya Alice! Welcome back!
sarah palin is fierce, bitches…
Re: sweetpiece – I WOULD LIKE TO SEE PHYLLIS KICK MADGE'S ASS! THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!
Phyllis looks better…..
are you kidding??? In real life, not bad paps pics, Madonna is still QUEEN
Just because she is older doesnt mean she is not mega HOT 
you are being a bad boy Perez! LOVE Madonna 
Madonna wishes she looked that good!
LMAOOO!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STAND MADONA!!!! THE BITCH IS FUGLY AS HELL.
Phyllis looks better
Oh shit i hate to say it but, madonna's turning into a "FUCKING MONSTER"!
Why are you insulting Phyllis??
PHYLLIS LOOKS WAAAAAY BETTER.
Phyllis Diller
is way more sexy
than Madonna
but Madonna can
bench press
a Volkswagon.
PLEASE don't insult Phyllis like that.
VADGE IS THE QUEEN OF HAGS.
THAT'S WHY HER TOUR IS NOT SELLING.
For someone who built her fame on "ugliness", Phyllis looks beautiful in that picture. Madonna (in the above picture and in real life) looks more and more like the Cryptkeeper.
P Diller ought to kick yer ass Perez
I dunno about that… it's a streach
She looks more like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane."
Phyllis is hawt like a rawk!! Love ya phyllis and your house cleaning book!!
oh and I think the big M is trying to go for a look like the olsen twins….or some sort of a fish with big watery eyes..idk
Madd-donna has become the ugliest looking motherfucker I have ever seen (even uglier than Amy Winehosed and Perez put together!!!!!). And whats up with never changing the wallpaper on this website!!! Chrisrt we are fucking sick of seeing the Canadian wallpaper and we are Canadian !!!!!
I think Madonna looks like the Joker there.. though Heath is way hotter.
Re: LettyB – 26 not a bad match! Ha!
Stop! That's just mean!
Hhha hhaa haaa, good one! but the one with MANdonna and the Bratz doll with the krempt hair was the best one ever!
LOL! YOU REALLY THIS ONE RIGHT ON THE MONEY PEREZ! GALD TO SEE THAT YOUR NOT MADONNA'S BITCH!
better caption..
'bringin' the crazy'…
aahahh..made me cringe
Diller looks better than Hag-donna!
Phyllis looks more like Brooke Hogan or her mom for that matter!
Damn, "Cheeks" Ciccone's many botched plastic surgeries are really making her the BUTT of jokes!!!
doesnt tmz have the similar whatever…everything is starting to morph together and i am crazy! i am so FRIED OUT MY GOSH!!! in case anyone wonders about the american who can spend hours on the computer! i admit it, i do. i just keep finding more and more weird coincedences….im going crazy!!
we should make a site, a community for the posters…some sort of ….website/show…some sort of concept…
hmm