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Sexy Sarah's Flying Off The Shelves!

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Do you have your Halloween costume yet?????

We don't, but it looks like a lot of you have found yours!

According to reports, costume stores like Costume Kingdom are selling Sarah Palin masks like hot cakes!

Loves it!

How are you going to accessorize your Palin costume?

Moose?

Flute?

Shotgun?

Dildo????????

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96 comments to “Sexy Sarah's Flying Off The Shelves!”



  1. 1

    that is one scary mask!



  2. 2

    Can't wait til this bullshit is OVER!!!
    ENOUGH!!!



  3. 3

    I AM BEING BUBBLES FROM TRAILER PARK BOYS!



  4. 4

    I'd accessorize mine with a fucking Barack Obama voodoo doll.



  5. 5

    Re: mama of 2 – mama, you gots you a hater on the last 2 posts.



  6. 6

    my costume will be one of 2 things… tina fey dressed as sarah palin dressed as tina fey… OR… i'm printing up a picture of a pitbull face, putting lipstick on it and PRESTO.. i'm Sarah Palin.



  7. 7

    Re: mama of 2 – WORSE THAN MICHAEL MYERS MASK!



  8. 8

    Re: Melissa is always right – I KNOW AND SHE SENT ME A MESSAGE THE FUCKTARD!



  9. 9

    what a crap costume…



  10. 10

    Haha -loves it!



  11. 11

    boo!



  12. 12

    Dildo for sure



  13. 13

    Re: Melissa is always right – i know.
    she started shit with me before.
    i think she likes me!



  14. 14

    Perez mask comes with buttplug.

  15. KayJ says – reply to this


    15

    eh…



  16. 16

    how about sarah palin mask with mustache & whiteheads compliments of NEWSWEEK



  17. 17

    Re: Melissa is always right – tattling? wow… how old are you guys? seriosuly. i know everyone talks shit on here at times, but you guys go at it with people like little children! it's the friggin' internet people.



  18. 18

    LMfAO…that is hysterical!!



  19. 19

    Re: x3kmkx3 – lol, gross. i heard about that cover, but i haven't looked at it yet … i don't think i want to. :\



  20. 20

    WHOOAH!



  21. 21

    TGIF



  22. 22

    GO to cnn and on the top right watch the video on black republicans. Very smart people.



  23. 23

    Re: punky.penguin – yeah it is.
    but some of these people take it way too far.
    this is suppost to be fun.



  24. 24

    i'm accessorizing with an old white dude, a hockey stick and a six pack, and possibly a pregnant teenager, but i haven't found her yet



  25. 25

    With a pregnant teenage daughter of course



  26. 26

    Funny you should mention that- someone did some research and found that the candidate whose mask sold the MOST at the Halloween before the election actually went on to WIN.
    I see that skank Sarah Silverman thinks Palin is gross. Now THAT'S finally something FUNNY coming out of her trashy, vulgar mouth.



  27. 27

    Re: x3kmkx3 – there were no white heads…a bit of exaggeration there. It shows she human. Never gotten a zit? Or how about that big ass mole on Obamas face. YUUUUUCK!

    Have a good weekend people! WORKS FINNAAAAAAALY OVER!!!!!!!!



  28. 28

    OK REALLY I AM OUT NOW! GOTTA GO FUCK MY TURKEY BEFORE COOKING IT ON SUNDAY, A CANADIAN TRADITION YOU KNOW! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!



  29. 29

    Re: mama of 2 – BYE MAMA SEE YOU TUESDAY!



  30. 30

    I'm going with blood under my nails. A little clue game. "Who am I?" Show my nails and let them guess.
    .
    Hmmm……
    .
    "I'm Sarah silly!"
    .
    I'll carry some dead fish in a bucket and a polar bear tooth around my neck.
    :)



  31. 31

    ,



  32. 32

    It's such a good likeness!



  33. 33

    Re: punky.penguin – just standing up 4 letty……no shame in that friend



  34. 34

    it looks like jay leno with glasses



  35. 35

    I'm going to use it to scare small children…



  36. 36

    i am going to be her for haloween. I don't even need that mask. I could really look like her if i wanted to! :) (im a hotter version of course)



  37. 37

    Re: x3kmkx3 – HAHAHAHA!!



  38. 38

    Hell, I am going to have a shotgun!



  39. 39

    stop saying lovesit, you fat loser



  40. 40

    Re: hottie – HAHAHA! yes! i loves it



  41. 41

    Re: mamajud – You go mamajud!



  42. 42

    perez your a jerk



  43. 43

    Re: Cherry Bomb – well damn!! Whats the point in voting now? The Halloween mask sales have spoken!!!



  44. 44

    Sara Palin is better suited to be a guest on Jerry Springer than the vice presidential candidate.
    -
    That said, I have downloaded the Palin Pig picture, and made my mask to scare the daylights out of the kids — and any intelligent adult.



  45. 45

    Why are her glasses missing some pieces?



  46. 46

    Haha…. Sarah Palin is so dumb I might just have to dress up as her for Halloween now….

  47. D-Bag says – reply to this


    47

    47th! CUNT!



  48. 48

    I was gonna wear it with a Nazi uniform and a burning copy of To kill a mockingbird



  49. 49

    it was obviously made by someone who doesn't like her because it is totally unflattering and does not look a thing like her!



  50. 50

    It's official now: Sarah Palin is a JOKE.



  51. 51

    squrting kitty, gaping ass



  52. 52

    I'D ACCESSORIZE WITH A HUMONGOUS STRAP ON AND GIVE IT TO QUEERFACED TODD JUST THE WAY HE CRAVES IT!!!



  53. 53

    I'll drape a dead caribou over my shoulders and carry a machine gun. When I get candy I'll wink at the people and say "YOU BETCHA."



  54. 54

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – 52 I know you would! :)



  55. 55

    I sell sex toys, so the dildo is a no brainer, but what color would go best? I am thinking a nice black one to show how mavericky she is. LOL What a joke it is that of all women she should be the one selected. Just goes to show how absolutely stupid they think the American people are that a little flash and cute talk and we will elect her to be 2nd in command. Ridiculous.



  56. 56

    Re: sweetpiece
    .
    .
    THEN I'D GIVE IT TO MCSTAIN SO HE'D ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO GET A HARD-ON FOR A CHANGE!!!
    .
    .
    SIN-DY WOULD BE SPEAKING IN TONGUES, HONEY!
    .
    .



  57. 57

    EWWW LOOKS JUST LIKE HER…AND THE FLUTE THING WAS HILARIOUS GOTTA LOVE TINA FEY



  58. 58

    I am going to get one for my girlfriend and make her wearing during sex. I LOVE YOU SARAH PALIN!



  59. 59

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – 56 OH MY! SELLING TICKETS?



  60. 60

    Re: bobbytomorow – 58 Dude or dudette, that mask is fucking ugly! You'd be fucking Jay Leno in drag!
    .
    Just like I said before, Sarah Palin the new Gay Icon!
    .
    I want to be in Chelsea for this parade! What fun!



  61. 61

    HOLY SHIT…. that'll scare the poopie out of the kiddies!!!! Yikes, what sick and twisted brain came up with that?????!!!!!?????? OBAMA/BIDEN 2008!!!!!!!



  62. 62

    Re: hottie – LOL…. all you have to do is to Gloucester High in Massachusetts and you'll having plenty of fucktard teens to choose from!!



  63. 63

    only thing is this will be obsolete about 4 days after halloween



  64. 64

    Ok, so we have it figured out… my husband is going to be Sarah Palin, I'll dress up like Todd Palin and I've convinced my 15 y/o brother to dress up as the knocked up kid (it's costing me big time, but it's going to be soooooooo worth it)…. I'm still trying to talk my sister into dressing up as the baby with downs syndrome….. and I'm not trying to disrespect those with downs syndrome (for the humorless out there!!) - I really think that people will suffer from severe brain damage from seeing this, but what the hell…. it's Halloween and it's fun!!!!!



  65. 65

    How about a HUGE vial of "bimbo" pills; ripped, black fishnet stockings and a flamboyant pink wig to accessorize the Caribou Barbie Palin mask? And throw in a few plastic, bobbing pumpkins for the dashboard of the car…



  66. 66

    I'm going as Sarah for Halloween, sans mask. I'm accessorizing with a sash that says, "Miss Stupid Bitch Alaska." And a down syndrome baby doll. I know it's super offensive, but that's precisely why I'm doing it!!!



  67. 67

    gabe 1111: Let's HOPE it's obsolete on November 5th. Having Caribou Barbie in the White House, a heartbeat away from the Presidency, is NOT something I want to contemplate.



  68. 68

    Leona$ Ghost$ you rock honey!



  69. 69

    That looks more like Janet Reno than Sarah Palin. That mask is worse than the Time cover. Even though I find 841 (her actual SAT score and one of my names for her) to be a puppet and I just cannot stand her that mask is pretty unfairly bad. Hahahahahah… I'm listening to an Alaskan who worked with her when she was governor and he said that she knows nothing and was only elected because the governor before her was awful and so Alaskans were looking for anyone who wasn't the former governor.



  70. 70

    I do believe we live in two Americas. I believe Conservatives and/or Rednecks should schedule a meeting with Palin's husband to discuss seceding from the country. I say you all work for claiming the hurricane prone states and Alaska and have McCain and Palin lead your new nation. Then we all can be happy!



  71. 71

    This mask thing is terrible. I foresee bad things happening with these political masks. If I weren't a good person, I would think to tie her mask to the back of my car, burn her mask, put needles in the mask, beat the mask with a bat, spit on the mask, give the mask to my dog, have my dog go bathroom on the mask, put the mask on a pitbull and oh, the last one is just too terrible to list. Thank goodness I'm a good person.



  72. 72

    Re: sheba08
    AIR KISSES DARLING!



  73. 73

    ** Correction ** I said the mask was worse than the Time cover. It was the Newsweek cover. The mask is worse than the Newsweek cover,



  74. 74

    I JUST BOUGHT A SHITLOAD OF STOCK
    IN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MEDICATION!!!
    KA-CHING, DARLINGS!



  75. 75

    Re: MarleyRai
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    WHO CARES, HONEY, BITCH SHOULD
    BE ON THE COVER OF "SNATCH" MAGAZINE!!!
    .
    .
    .



  76. 76

    The SCARY SARHA mask is perfect for dressing up as a white trash witch. Warning can scare small chidlren or the elderly with weak hearts. May attract white trash perverts or neo nazis,wear with care.



  77. 77

    fucking bitch is guilty abuse of power!
    .
    ANYONE VOTING THE REPUBLICAN TICKET IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE!
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    THERE I SAID IT!
    .
    BLUE RULES!



  78. 78

    Re: sweetpiece – HEY SWEETIE!



  79. 79

    Hey LG!
    To bad they are letting her get away with it.
    They abuse and slip through the cracks. Bush, Cheney, McCain, Palin and her queer husband too.
    .
    Moose fuckers! All of them!
    .
    :)



  80. 80

    Re: sweetpiece – DARLING, YOU KNOW THE SAYING–THE ONLY GOOD SEX REPUBLICUNTZ HAVE IS G-A-Y SEX! NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT–UNLESS YOU'RE TELLING EVERYBODY ELSE HOW BAD IT IS WHEN YOU'RE SMOKING POLE IN THE CLOSET!!!!!



  81. 81

    that looks nothing like her at least baracks is accurate



  82. 82

    Very scary Halloween stuff! Vote Obama in November!



  83. 83

    Ew that is one fugly mask!



  84. 84

    they should make a mask with facial hair and pores on sarah palin



  85. 85

    This mask shows the ugliness that is Sara Palin!



  86. 86

    bloody polar bear stuffed animal and the glasses obviously!



  87. 87

    Re: LettyB
    Hey Letty, you fukardz get turkey every fukin weeK/?
    I think I'm moving up there!



  88. 88

    That lookz fukin stupid. SuperTarget has great ones of obama and mccain and hllary. That sucks, wtf that mouth looks black.



  89. 89

    Tootie fuckin fruity, big fukin do.



  90. 90

    She is the most DISGUSTING form of a human being.



  91. 91

    And I was so looking forward to going as Mitt Romney this year… sigh.



  92. 92

    FOR WHITE TRASH LIKE VENGENCE,AND HES ABOUT THE WORST. THERE IS NO PROCEDURE CALLED "PATRIAL BIRTH ABORTION" JERK. THERE IS A PROCEDURE FOR LATE TERM ABORTIONS THAT THE REICHWING SPEAKING IN TONGUES TRAILER TRASH CALLS "PARTIAL BRITH ABORTION". THAT PROCEDURE IS DONE WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG WITH THE MOTHER OR FETUS. ITS A RARE PROCEDURE BUT THE RIGHTWING LOVES TO TALK ABOUT IT.



  93. 93

    DARLINGS, THE REPUBLIKUNT VICE PEREZIDENTIAL NOMINEE GOES BY THE NAME "STRAP ON SARAH" SINCE HER QUEERFACED HUBBY LOVES TO GET HIS MANLY LOVE BUTTON POKED WITH A 10 INCH STRAP ON DILDO!



  94. 94

    just WHO IS Strap-On Sarah????



  95. 95

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – THE MOST REPUGNANT T W A T IN THE LAND, THAT'S WHO.



  96. 96

    Retarded baby + shotgun! Duh!