Conseco Caught Smuggling Steroids!!!!!!!
Filed under: Zportz > Busted!
Ooops!
According to KLAC-AM, Jose Canseco has been detained at the U.S.-Mexico border for alleged possession of steroids.
Wait, do you hear that? It's the sound of us not being surprised.
He was caught with HCG, specifically, which stands for human chorionic gonadotropin. It functions to restore and maintain testicular size following steroid cycles. So, in other words, a steroid to reverse the effects of…steroids.
That sounds healthy!
Conseco will appear in Federal Court on Tuesday to deal with the matter.
What a dumbass!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 11, 2008 at 9:45 am
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ok, the picture drawn on this one IS pretty funny
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OMG, that doodled dick looks like a handicapped dinosaur. It scares me a little, to be frank.
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Well ypu know that his excuse is going to be the typical,…"those drugs weren;t mine!" "And they definitely were not for me!"
it's not a steroid. you use it to get pregnant.
He wasn't caught smuggling steroids???Why did you post that as the headline? It was HCG. Which is legal in the U.S if a Dr. prescribes it.
…gayface. In other words, "Sweet, Sweet, Smile". uhmmm, very sweet.
lol hahahhah that his the funniest thing ever. serves the asshole right
This guy is the ultimate joke. The real question is : how can you be that stupid and still smile so much?
I'm glad his BALLS will full size when he's tea baggin' O.J.
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I think Jose Conseco is a flamer.
He enjoyed wearing makeup and women's clothing a little too much on the Surreal Life.
What Jose really needs is a steroids that'll increase his BRAIN SIZE, SON!!
Ok Perez…you are giving him too much credit on the testicle size.
what a fucking idio. he ruined a what could have been a great baseball career because of this. what a hack.
If they had a "Steroid Hall of Fame" he's be a charter member! Fookin' ding dong!
Geez Perez, Libel much? Your headline is incorrect. HCG is NOT a steroid. Nor is it illegal to possess with a prescription. You ought to read up a little on topics you are going to print.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT JACKET….. Hey Jose, the 80's called they can't help you with the Feds but the really would apperciate if you could return the jacket in the Delorean