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Filed under: TV News > Latinolicious > Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek was spotted in the NYC on Friday, filming a scene for new recurring role on TV show 30 Rock.

Actress/humanitarian/producer/director/mother Salami Hayek's best asset is ______________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: October 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm

109 comments to “Fill in the Blank”

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xkleverxkittyx says – reply to this

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HER TITTIES
stinkeye says – reply to this

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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
domesticgoddess79 says – reply to this

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her jugs
TABITHA says – reply to this

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DUH,,,,,,HER GIANT TITS
espo369 says – reply to this

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bobbies!
desert_rose says – reply to this

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wow.
EmilyK4 says – reply to this

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boobs? What boobs?
pina says – reply to this

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HER TITS!!!!
Naty547 says – reply to this

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holy shit! her boobs are fucken HUGEEEEEE!
Rivarita says – reply to this

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I see that it's been a good year for mellons.
knivesxout says – reply to this

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her tits are actually grossing me out.
just sayin says – reply to this

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best assets are her… breast ass sets.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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Everything from A-Z!!! The quintessential TF dress!!!
Candi Apples says – reply to this

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Salma Hayeks best asset is her titties,and she knows it.

Everytime you see her,she is wearing a low cut top.

I love Salma Hayek,but she needs to cover up once in awhile.
Dimples34 says – reply to this

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her MONEY.
jazznerdz says – reply to this

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her crazy veiny left arm. aliiiiiien!!!!
luvsmesomeperez says – reply to this

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nice milk jugs
t-dawg says – reply to this

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Her Ta Ta's, she has been smoking hot from the first time I laid eyes on her, and only stopped for the unibrow movie >.>
rocrmom94 says – reply to this

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Her Fun bags!! lol
jaybeebrad says – reply to this

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Her huge, uncut, jizz filled cock.
sweet-d says – reply to this

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god! i love her boobs…. i wish my boobs looked like that…
NorwegianChick says – reply to this

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DEFINITELY NOT HER "TALENT"!!!
Monkey Brains says – reply to this

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From the looks of that bottle, I'm gonna go with 'deep throating' skills, SON!LOL
lovelyS says – reply to this

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her fabulous boobs of course.
lol.

:]
bongo says – reply to this

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is her 3 inch clit
redhead says – reply to this

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BIG FAKE BOOBIES!!!!!:D
northdolphin says – reply to this

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her bodacious ta ta's.
Esin Emko says – reply to this

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her front left canine tooth…
VanVaz says – reply to this

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Her mind
leader.of.zion says – reply to this

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her wine!
Girth Vader says – reply to this

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Good God does she have AMAZING funbags!!!!
atoneofenlightenment says – reply to this

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were her boobs that big before?? They are gynormous.
j.laryssa says – reply to this

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I can't pick just one assest to be her best…
I think she has two
Tom993 says – reply to this

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It sure isn't her face, but many would suffer in silence to get to kiss her big beautiful breasts. And that is the Truth According To T o m
DanaMarie=] says – reply to this

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HER BOOOOOOOBBBBBSSSSS HOLY SHIT!!
Tom993 says – reply to this

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Face so, so, Breasts so hot. And that is the Tr uth Ac cording To To m
Pervert says – reply to this

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I want to buy a jug of Victoria Beckhams wine, get drunk and slobber all over those munchalicous mammaries! BRRRRR …..BBBBRRRRT
MaggieMay says – reply to this

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She would be just average without her big tits. She is pretty - not beautiful. An OK actress - not great. What makes her outstanding? Her tits.
SWEET~DEVIL says – reply to this

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LOOKIN GOOOD 4 HER AGE.NOW SHE'S HOOOOOOOOOT
SWEET~DEVIL says – reply to this

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Re: MaggieMay – DON'T HATE U KNOW SHE HAS IT GOING ON,MAYBE EVEN BETTER THEN U.
Bambii says – reply to this

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selma"s awesome! and so are her boobies! this from a straight woman! although Id still prefer Hallie Berry.
Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this

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Her incredibly deliciously hot bossom.
SezSays says – reply to this

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Boobs - But I'd HATE to see them in another ten years. They'd be scraping along the floor!
Jessica M. says – reply to this

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oh my god! her huge boobs! were they always that big? geez. lol
deaner says – reply to this

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YUP YUP TITTTTTIESSSSSS!!!! Would love to see them PuPPies
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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The bottle of champagne. Her tits are too hugh and ugly, like her old face. She's not a big fuckin do!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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the ability to end world hunger with those!
Andrea says – reply to this

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Her brain.

And by "brain" I mean "tits."
eat me,drink me says – reply to this

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Her toenails, duh. Who else thinks her nipples are in a funky place.
Lovehateperezzzz says – reply to this

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duhhhh perez…. her boobies!
Lovehateperezzzz says – reply to this

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Re: jazznerdz – lmao, I love it!
ants pants says – reply to this

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no, not the boobs, it s the clit
xfiles says – reply to this

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sweeeeeeeeeet.. wanna share bootle with us?hahaha
do down alittle more right on my face ahhahaha.. must be soft ones
TakeAChillPill says – reply to this

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OK! WE GET IT ALREADY! U HAVE BIG BOOBS! GET OVER YOURSELF!
TakeAChillPill says – reply to this

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OK WE GET IT ALREADY! U HAVE BIG BOOBIES. NOW GET OVER URSELF!
heathaaa528x says – reply to this

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tittiesssss
kathie! says – reply to this

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Her Jay Leno chin
tin. says – reply to this

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her wonderful personality.
SinfullyTattooedBitch says – reply to this

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No one is actually looking at her or her bottle of champagne….there looking at her BIS SEXY TITS!! Im female and turned on by those boobs.
yazzyfizzle says – reply to this

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foh shizz her champaigne bottle every girl needs 1
RogerTarin says – reply to this

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Her delicious jugs
ViewFromHere says – reply to this

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Re: SheriMoonZombie – They are gross! I liked her in the film "Frida", but don't remember her tits being that big. I know she had a baby, but those are udderly unbelievable. I hate her fake accent more. It gets heavier every time she opens her mouth. I don't hate her, I just don't like her.
je t'aime perez says – reply to this

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wow, she has REALLY big boobs!
i wish i was so lucky! >
Danii says – reply to this

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DUUUDE those are HUGE
dutchy says – reply to this

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what the HELL? when did THAT happen.
free says – reply to this

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her boyfriend
----Beam--Me--Up--Snottie---- says – reply to this

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a DOUBLE feature… For the rest: she can't act or do anything USEFULL…
Stardust says – reply to this

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Her hair?
DoverDavid says – reply to this

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Her tits, that is why she is always showing them off.
RDRH says – reply to this

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those are the biggest real boobs in Hollywood.
Sport Sirens says – reply to this

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As seen here with the bottle, the rumor is that she has a great grip …
Bavaria says – reply to this

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To dumb Americans it will be her plastic-surgery boobs, to us Europeans it ll be the bottle of -hopefully - French Champagne!
crazy_gabrielle says – reply to this

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Hmm… Let me think…
sloppyjoe says – reply to this

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Re: Bavaria – to you dumb Europeans all champagne is french, otherwise its sparkling white wine
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: ViewFromHere –
I know what I know and I know that I don't like this nutsack. I need some one to make something exfuckinexciting or dee fuckin licios.
hueng lo says – reply to this

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her "ballrest". I mean chin.
chloe143 says – reply to this

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her…. wits.
sabizzle says – reply to this

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HER MANNNN CHIN!!! DUHHHH
MandyM says – reply to this

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Her man-hands.
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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…HER ABILITY TO SWALLOW THAT CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE WITHOUT GAGGING!!!
.
.
AND REMEMBER DARLINGS…
.

IT IS ALMOST AS EXCITING TO SEE THE
REASONING ABILITIES OF MCSTAIN'S
(FEW) SUPPORTERS COLLAPSE AS IT IS THAT OF THE OLD FART'S!
.
OH WELL YOU'LL GET OVER IT WHEN HE LOSES IN NOVEMBER!
.
AND SARWHORE IS SO DUMB SHE NEEDS CLIFF NOTES TO GET
THROUGH AN ISSUE OF "HIGHLIGHTS FOR CHILDREN!"
.
BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
THERE WILL BE MORE STRAP-ON TIME
FOR HER QUEERFACED
HUBBY!
.
I'M BUYING STOCK IN DURACELL–JUST LIKE I BOUGHT A
SHITLOAD OF STOCK IN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MEDICATION!
.
OBAMA/BIDEN '08
.
THEY'LL BE GREAT!!!
.
.
.
.
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: hueng lo – HER "BALLREST!" I LOVE IT DARLING!
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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WOULDN'T IT BE SOMETHING IF SALMA'S A SEX CHANGE???
I MEAN LOOK CLOSELY AT THAT FACE DARLINGS!
NOT TO MENTION THOSE MAN-PAWS!
B!tchBarbie says – reply to this

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everything
Perezzz loved you on chelsea lately so funny !
you looked so thin in your obama shirt
great look
Cleopatra says – reply to this

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Being as flat as an ironing board, you can guess easily what I notice first on such a body……… what a pair my God ! Life is unfair, said President Jimmy Carter, I agree totally.
modo says – reply to this

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her rack
elradone says – reply to this

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If I can have a night with her!!!!!
dowhatsright says – reply to this

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Re: sweet-d –
all you have to do is get a good boob job. i did and mine are as hot. she's been verified as having implants. otherwise they'd be very saggy. so, you CAN have boobs like that!!! get a boob job!! TOTALLY worth it. mine are fabulous, was worth every penny. however, that dress should better fit. her bra's cupped the up and out but the dress goes too far below to make them appear larger than what they actually are.
M_McR says – reply to this

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her boobs are real
nycshopper194 says – reply to this

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ohmygod her tits are HUGE!!!
Casimm says – reply to this

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Nice lungs,,,, hot……
cassandra88 says – reply to this

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her smile.
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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Las TeTas!!!
AlexaP says – reply to this

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the two huge caterpillars that sit above her eyes
laguapa says – reply to this

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are her yummy MILF mams! Finger lickin' good!
and all the cyanide you drank says – reply to this

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umm her teeth… duh… retards
lizaeverton says – reply to this

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hi hi hi hi hi
that's french for
ha ha ha ha

……i just want her to reenact from dusk til dawn right now. minus the freaky demon face and Quentin's foot obsession.
Starbella says – reply to this

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chin
corny says – reply to this

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Her mind…………….. Please her wonderful tots
the real carmen says – reply to this

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WHAT BLANK THOSE BABIES LEAVE NO ROOM IN BETWEEN lolol
Marco Pervo says – reply to this

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AMAZING!!!

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