Quote of the Day
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"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!"
- Sharon Osbourne exclaimed to Chelsea Handler during a discussion of plastic surgery last night on Chelsea Lately.
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Posted: October 11, 2008 at 3:30 pm
haa haa
thats sorta funny
Gawd, Sharon is such a desperate attention whore! She needs a kick in the head! It's no secret Nicole likes her botox but that "joke" is just lame and as funny as a brain tumor..
that bitch needs to grow the fuck up, don't be jealous Sharon, just cos shes an aussie and her kids will never be as fucked up as hers
why hate sharon!
my forehead is so small i wish i had one!!
Who gives a shit what she says?
omg I love Sharon
Haha, ok Kidman is a pretty lady, but that is like the best comment ive ever heard!!!
*GASP* Who does Sharon think she is???!!! Nicole Kidman is a goddess!
that is funny
First!
bahhaha.
12th!
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LOL Sharon, way to go girl!
Like she's the prettiest flower in the 'bed!
While I think Nicole could do well with laying off the botox, I certainly could care less what Sharon Osbonehead thinks about it…and I enjoy a good joke as much as the next person, but that one didn't even get a half a snicker from me. And to me, Chelsea Handler just seems like she smells bad.
Wow, Sharon is a bit too much sometimes. I love her though. Crazy bitch.
well at least her forehead is not tumorized…we dont hear Nicole say "Sharon's chest looks like a fucking flat screen tv"
lmfao the quote is kinda funny, but i don't really see anything wrong with Nicole's forehead….:P
I don't even care about either of them, but I laughed
Lmao.
Sharon is the queen of plastic surgery…she's one to speak!
i seen that. on that show. now i cant wait to watch sharon osbournes show!
i love it! how do you like it? jk! im actually probably not going to watch those shows anywasy
Love them both, love the comment!
i watched this last night, it was funny
That is what she got for letting Tom Cruise sit on it while channeling aliens.
Sharon was great on Chelsea Lately last night. Love her.
FYI to the people that didn't see the show - they were talking about plastic surgery and how most celebs don't admit to it. Nicole Kidman came up in conversation..
I have one thing to say to Sharon Obsbourne…
Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? lol
HAHAHAHAHA!
funny.
She just speaks her mind and most of the time atleast its the truth! Nicole Kidman calls herself a serious actress yet she's too shallow to care about her craft, she won't allow herself to be natural onscreen, she worries about being Mrs. Glamourous Movie Star. Her extreme ambition to be the biggest movie star in the world and the Oscar queen got the best of her, that's why her career's in the toilet and her face looks like a toilet. Do you see the likes of Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster or Kate Winslet doing this to their faces? No because they are real actresses smart enough to know the actors face is their tool for which they can express themselves. She looks terrible. And used to be attractive in the mid 90's/
I literally laughed out loud when I read this!
Nicole began to look odd after her divorce from Tom.
This is coming from a woman that admitted she had a boob job then augmentation, gastric bypass, face lift and brow lift, liposuction, neck tuck, arm tuck, butt lift and leg work. Kinda calling the kettle black hey Sharon !
I saw that show and funny thing is I could barely recognize Sharon, she's had quite a job done on her face. She's a cool lady and all, but it was funny to hear her ragging on others face work when she her self doesn't even look natural.
sharon's had so much work done regularly. she's just the same– an insecure loser
And yours, Sharon, looks like a fucking block engine.
That's funny esp coming from someone who has actually HAD plastic surgery, gastric bypass anyone?
And dear Sharon is married to "handsome" Ozzie. LOL Nicole is beautiful
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha…wow…thats fucking great. I love her.
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PLASTIC SURGERY KNOWN TO MAN. FIND SOME OLD PIC
OF HER. SHE TURNED HERSELF INTO A PLASTIC SURGERY
COMMERCIAL.
Hehehe Sharon "PottyMouth Osborne is just jealous because, for all her surgery, she still has to wear bangs to hide the age'spots and lines on her forehead.
The photo of that woman on teh sidebar doesn't even look like Sharon (wouldn't have known her without the caption). I'm surprised she has stuck with pus-filled old hack Ozzie - shouldn't she be getting some young meat to work all her plastic surgery on?
…and that's why I love Sharon Osbourne. Blunt, opinionated and funny.
For someone who is lucky to be alive after suffering a bout of colon cancer. I can't imagine how she can be that hateful. She is damn lucky to be alive and she goes out and slams someones looks? Lady, you better get down on your knees and thank the Lord you are rich and still alive. You have a couple of kids who are talent challenged and sponge off your husbands legacy and yet you think it's cool to trash a beauty like Nicole. Do you want to hear what they say about your daughter Kelly? Thought not.
Re: piazzasbuttplug –
HAHAHAHA LMAO!!!
Nicole's forehead is aristocratic, something Sharon would not be familiar with. No wonder her kids are so obnoxious and lowbrow.
She probably meant that in the nicest way…b/c Sharon has had more plastic surgery than anyone in Hollywood…
Re: janebird –
I am not sure about Meryl Streep but Kate winslet has definitely used BOTOX. She is only 32 but looks closer to 50 and she used botox to hide her forehead wrinkles
Meow!! Nicole doesn't have an over-sized forehead. I think she's gorgeous!!
Sharon needs to shut her fat, ugly mouth. No amount of plastic surgery will ever make her look good!
go Mrs. O! hahaha
ps- loved you on chelsea last night p nasty!
i love when you are at the round table [:
LOL!
More like a fivehead.
LMFAO!
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LIKE THAT FOSSIL SHOULD TALK….DON'T HATE SHARON!
Sharon needs to be reminded that her own children looks like bloated teletubbies themselves. People who live in glass houses … just sayin'.
All this negative energy spewing from her mouth, it's just bad karma.
Certainly not going to pity Mrs Osbourne again if she gets a cancer relapse.
Any given day, I would rather look like Nicole Kidman than Sharon Osbourne.
Sharon is married to the real Dr. Satan. I know where he operates on people while they are awake. He's cool. Peaches
needs to shut her fucking face, lifes a bitch when you are
an old rooster like sharon. Nicole got away from the HappyBoy, Tom Cruise and married her a real man.
Sharon is an old jealous wench! Nicole Kidman is beautiful and classy!
Pot calling kettle!! Sharon Osbourne is a fucking joke…just goes to show you that money can't buy class. Nicole Kidman is beautiful and that ole hag is just jealous! Ozzy doesn't have enough money to make that ole troll look good!
She is right! Nicole needs to go back to the natural, prettier red hair with curls. She is actually rather plain looking, but being skinny with an Austrialian accent in US makes you unique I guess. Also, her acting is average. She kept going back to her Aussie accent mid-way through Cold Mountain. She is way overrated, both in looks and acting talent.
Sharon's ASS looks like a flat screen TV
Re: piazzasbuttplug – lol!
Shaz is a riot!
i can't stand sharon god i hope someon kicks her ass
Why is Sharon Osbourne still on television? Her schtick has grown tiresome.
Well, when she's right, she's right.
Sorry, she has a shitload of her own family demons, but she's not without a certain bullshit filter.
The truth hurts … 'n' then you diez.
Love,
Oscar
Hey, I love Sharon! Sorry she just say it like it is!
nicole has more class,than that nasty twat sharon could ever have.
i wish she and those butt ug kids of hers would just go away
and Sharon Osbourne is the most dog-ugly, plastic old bag on planet earth, with zero personality. i met her so i know.
I love Nicole Kidman!
and anything that attention craving classless scum bag says shouldn't be taken seriously!
hahaha look at yourself first sharon
Why is Sharon Osbourne allowed to live in America? Who has been more surgically altered- from the stomach band, tummy tuck, face lifts, breast lifts, eye lift and god knows what else- than Sharon Osbourne. She is pathetically stupid also. Her poor education shows almost every time she opens her restylaned mouth. She was a HORRIBLE neighbor. Her poor husband is a human wreck from all his alcohol and drug use. She was a CRAP mother. I wish she'd go back to England and pay her taxes like a good girl.
Wouldn't it be nice if that woman was known for making intelligent comments. Alas, she doesn't seem to be any significant movement in that direction.
doesn't seem to be making any significant movement in that direction. A graduate of Madame Fang's School of Charm, she continues to make Madame Fang proud!!!
sharon osbourne is also married to ozzy osbourne.
hows THAT for taste.
i luv sharon but nicole is stunning n wtf is wrong with her forhead
Says who? Ms Osbourne is not exactly a stranger to cosmetic surgery and other beauty procedures herself.
… and she's never seen mine. Gasp! It's twice as wide…
Sharon's a total bitch. Go Kidman!
I loooove Nicole - that said, she needs to stop fibbing about the work she's had done. I watched "Far And Away" last night, and her lips are easily twice as big now as they were then. I wish she would at least say "No comment" rather than "I have never had anything injected into my face!".
Re: mattusc – Nope, you are seeing two #1s. That makes you 11th, chucklehead.
THAT IS TRUE!!!!HAHAHA
How true Sharon- lol!!!
CLEO 5-7? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Whilst this may be true, Sharon herself looks like an over cooked potato in a wig. She's always banging on about getting defensive when people take pop shots at her family… yet she has no problem being a sour old goat who has had more plastic surgery than the entire Jackson family.
Get over yourself Sharon.
It's funny. If I was Nicole i'd take it like a JOKE!! I like them both!!
I love Sharon…she's always and honest and upfront..like someone else I know. Celebrities should just state the truth…we are not stupid.
obviously not true.
this is just more proof showing that sharon osbourne.. along with the rest.. are rude and low class.
sharon - how about you stop making rude comments and learn how to seem intelligent.. it wouldn't hurt, trust me.
LOL I never cared that much for Sharon before but she's my new idol now. Kidman looks like a plastic alien freak who's lips are going to explode. Yet she sits there and lies through her teeth about being all natural and having nothing done to her face. Bitch please. She's had a 90% head transplant. Sure Sharon has had tons of PS too but she's honest about it.
It WAS kinda funny! I saw you on the show too Perez.
AWESOME.
"Old Ladies Say the Darndest Things"
What is Sharon famous for???? NOTHING….. That is why she has to say things about other talented people to stay in the headlines. Sharon is a joke.
love me some sharon!!! hysterically funny…
I saw that; it was awesome!
Re: lizzie69 –
Yeah - but she admits to being the queen of plastic surgery. Nicole Kidman constantly lies in interviews about it, trying to convince us all that she hasn't had any…. once she put it down to "staying out of the sun". Hilarious!!!!
LOL!
Sharon O. is right!!!!!
Oh, my gosh. Sharon Osbourne is fabulous! Okay, I like Nicole and feel bad the comment was about her, but face it, Sharon calls is like SHE sees it and you have to love her quips…brilliant! I still say the best reality show ever was the Osbournes! Bring them back! You go Sharon!
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa u gotta love shazza yes nicole is gorgeous but they all get carried away with the botox… they look like they are already in the morgue half of them … love nicole but thats seriously funny hahah!
…and Sharon's face looks like a bowl of hot diahrreah.
What a f'n hypocritical bitch!! Usually, I like Sharon, but she has no friggen room to talk…she's had more plastic surgery than Joan Collins….that's the only reason that she looks 1/2 way decent!!! Nicole is beautiful, inside & out!!…Sharon could only WISH to look as good as her!
Since when does anyone care what the husband of Ozzy Osbourne have to say?
Yeah, it's totally okay to bite birds heads off and do drugs to the point of permanent mumbling…but not to botox yourself.