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"Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove"

WTF???? How???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove

SEKIU, Wash. - A woman said she was shot in the leg by her stove. Cory Davis told the Peninsula Daily News she had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf.

Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove.

She removed a metal fragment herself and was treated Monday at Forks Community Hospital.

84 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    wtf!



  2. 2

    wow ouch!! stay away from STOVES!!!
    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Tait says – reply to this


    3

    lol



  4. 4

    weird



  5. 5

    This is some serious shiz



  6. 6

    Ahhhahaha FORKS! twilight!



  7. 7

    That sounds terrible.



  8. 8

    Is this all you got, Perez?



  9. 9

    lol!!!



  10. 10

    That's sad that it is already half way through the day and the only blog so far is about a woman getting shot at by her stove… hmm



  11. 11

    I think I have read this before. Here? I think!



  12. 12

    Maybe it was a FIRING RANGE!



  13. 13

    GUTTED!



  14. 14

    thats so strange!!!!!

    i hope shes ok!



  15. 15

    wow..that gotta hurt.



  16. 16

    haha those people in forks have some crazy stuff going on



  17. 17

    Slow day in perezland? are you hungover or something? get to work!!



  18. 18

    go and watch womanizer , wich freaking youtube flagged

    fuck
    youtube



  19. 19

    DAYUM. that's weirdddd / HIGHlarious

  20. c dub says – reply to this


    20

    This is BS. It was proved to be impossible by mythbusters forever ago.



  21. 21

    what the hell



  22. 22

    Re: SuriKlein – A FIRING RANGE!!! DARLING THAT WAS SIMPLY MARVELOUS!!! KISSES, LG
    .
    AND REMEMBER…

    .
    IT'S ALMOST AS EXCITING TO SEE THE
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    .
    OH WELL YOU'LL GET OVER IT WHEN HE LOSES IN NOVEMBER!
    .
    AND SARWHORE IS SO DUMB SHE NEEDS CLIFF NOTES TO GET
    THROUGH AN ISSUE OF "HIGHLIGHTS FOR CHILDREN!"
    .
    BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
    THERE WILL BE MORE STRAP-ON TIME
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    .
    I'M BUYING STOCK IN DURACELL–JUST LIKE I BOUGHT A
    SHITLOAD OF STOCK IN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MEDICATION!
    .
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    .
    THEY'LL BE GREAT!!!
    .
    .
    .
    .

  23. Anonymous says – reply to this


    23

    probably the shotgun shell that landed in the newspaper she used to light the stove must have a positive reaction to the powder inside the shell causing a blast which activates the shell to move and react



  24. 24

    en medio dia lo unico que has publicado es sobre una estufa??!!



  25. 25

    Re: SuriKlein – LOL!!



  26. 26

    This is exactly why I don't cook. It's too damn dangerous ;)



  27. 27

    Since she didn't die, I'll reserve the right to LOL.



  28. 28

    and that is why you should hire a cook……….stay out of the kichen!!!



  29. 29

    wow….i read about this yesterday on MSN perez….nice effort though



  30. 30

    FOR YOUR INFO PEREZ, that is not a cast iron stove(in the picture)!! and you posted this article earlier in the week….



  31. 31

    What an idiot.



  32. 32

    haha wow that's funny

  33. Sky says – reply to this


    33

    HEY PEREZ DID YOU SEE THE NEW BRITNEY VIDEO? WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT IT? EVERYONE IS! ARE YOU JELOUS OF BRIT BRIT?

  34. Sky says – reply to this


    34

    HEY PEREZ DIDN'T YOU SEE THE NEW BRITNEY VIDEO? WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT IT? EVERYONE IS! ARE YOU JELOUS OF BRIT BRIT?

  35. Sky says – reply to this


    35

    you envious fatman en otras palabras gorod envidioso



  36. 36

    that is some bad luck yo!!!! hope she is ok lol



  37. 37

    forks community hospital?!
    maybe dr. carlisle treated her haha



  38. 38

    FORKS! hehe twilight :)



  39. 39

    I have heard this before but it was some what different, and I think it was in one of those spam e-mails…if you dont pass it to 500 people all your food that you cook will burn for the next 15 years…lol. Anyways…anything better Perez….



  40. 40

    post about something good like

    WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
    WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
    WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
    WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!

    or at least post something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  41. 41

    post about something good like

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    or at least post something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    post about something good like

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  43. 43

    post about something good like

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  44. 44

    wow. that's strange..



  45. 45

    WTF? XD



  46. 46

    WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  47. 47

    This is insane ……….



  48. 48

    slow day today perez?
    put more articles about johnny depp
    or zaccy zac
    lol



  49. 49

    Perez… I love you



  50. 50

    Sounds like an eventful day.
    With all these comments about McCain and Obama, I still would like to see Stephen Colbert run for president. I just wonder what that campaign would've been like.



  51. 51

    You need to call this "headline of LAST week" perez… damn. Stale. pukingdog.com for the stuff Perez will post next week… stick to the gossip ya freak



  52. 52

    She just sent a message, "You can kiss my ass if you think I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner again!"



  53. 53

    RIGHT!!!!

    WHY U DON'T POST ABOUT BIRT'S NEW VIDEO??? IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! SEXY!!!!!!…SHE'S BACK AND U DON'T WONNA TALK ABOUT IT, WHY?????
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  54. 54

    Hehe



  55. 55

    LMFAO!!



  56. 56

    Re: britneyspears123 – I'm getting fucking tired of reading about your fucking WOMANISER!!! in every fucking blog! Fucker!



  57. 57

    Re: SuriKlein – LMAO!



  58. 58

    ha!

    she was treated at forks community hosiptal!

    like twilight!

    everything reminds me of it…



  59. 59

    FORKS!!!!!!—twilight!!!
    haha
    noway lolz



  60. 60

    That sounds like something that would happen to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IF I DIDN'T HAVE BAD LUCK I'D HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  61. 61

    FORKS! haha



  62. 62

    ahhh forks community hospital!!! carlise cullen works there in twilight!!!!



  63. 63

    odd.



  64. 64

    Oh Dear Jesus.

    FORKS is not just Twilight.

    There arent vampires there and Edward is a figment of Stephanie Meyers imagination….so please x.x

    Stop.



  65. 65

    umm,
    wow



  66. 66

    old news



  67. 67

    Be more careful with bullets or better yet dont have any in the house! Dumb ass deserved to be shot in the leg bet shes more carefull with her bullets now.



  68. 68

    forks!! as in forks washington.
    where twilight takes place. zomfg.
    im such a loser. but thats some
    serious shidd if you think about it.
    why the fuck does she have bullets
    in her kitchen?

  69. denio says – reply to this


    69

    Lol, same AHAHA Forks..Twilight!



  70. 70

    this is stupid

  71. ezzy says – reply to this


    71

    haha that is fuckin crazy!



  72. 72

    Forks



  73. 73

    i love how it's in forks rofl twilight but wow that sucks



  74. 74

    Forks community Hospital! She could've gotten treated by Dr. Cullen! XD Don't tell me I'm a loser cause I dont care >.



  75. 75

    ………interesting…..



  76. 76

    Bahhahaha! I can hear it now.. "My stove! That son of a bitch! He shot me!!"
    lol that could've been really bad.



  77. 77

    Omg to funny!



  78. 78

    That's insane!!!



  79. 79

    hot do you NOT feel the weight of a bullet in a newspaper!?!



  80. 80

    THAT'S HILARIOUS but not at the same time :P



  81. 81

    Re: ksotastic
    LOL!



  82. 82

    Wow!



  83. 83

    1. Is she retarded ?
    2. Forks, as in Twilight ?



  84. 84

    this is kind of hilarious
    why would you keep shotgun shells by your stove?
    or even in your kitchen for that matter?