Headline Of The Week Weak

"Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove"

WTF???? How???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove

SEKIU, Wash. - A woman said she was shot in the leg by her stove. Cory Davis told the Peninsula Daily News she had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf.

Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove.

She removed a metal fragment herself and was treated Monday at Forks Community Hospital.

Posted: Oct 12, 2008 at 2:15 pm / Email this »

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84 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

espo369 says – reply to this

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wtf!
sweetgirl says – reply to this

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wow ouch!! stay away from STOVES!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tait says – reply to this

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lol
marpav21 says – reply to this

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weird
MalloryT says – reply to this

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This is some serious shiz
ksotastic says – reply to this

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Ahhhahaha FORKS! twilight!
Princess Mandie says – reply to this

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That sounds terrible.
Debaucherina says – reply to this

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Is this all you got, Perez?
Lolit@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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lol!!!
Danixelle says – reply to this

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That's sad that it is already half way through the day and the only blog so far is about a woman getting shot at by her stove… hmm
anajemstaht says – reply to this

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I think I have read this before. Here? I think!
SuriKlein says – reply to this

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Maybe it was a FIRING RANGE!
kayaolivia says – reply to this

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GUTTED!
xojuliajoyxo says – reply to this

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thats so strange!!!!!

i hope shes ok!
dariac5 says – reply to this

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wow..that gotta hurt.
gillay44 says – reply to this

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haha those people in forks have some crazy stuff going on
McBain says – reply to this

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Slow day in perezland? are you hungover or something? get to work!!
fercho.a.m. says – reply to this

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go and watch womanizer , wich freaking youtube flagged

fuck
youtube
VivaLaJen says – reply to this

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DAYUM. that's weirdddd / HIGHlarious
c dub says – reply to this

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This is BS. It was proved to be impossible by mythbusters forever ago.
jords93 says – reply to this

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what the hell
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: SuriKlein – A FIRING RANGE!!! DARLING THAT WAS SIMPLY MARVELOUS!!! KISSES, LG
.
AND REMEMBER…

.
IT'S ALMOST AS EXCITING TO SEE THE
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AND SARWHORE IS SO DUMB SHE NEEDS CLIFF NOTES TO GET
THROUGH AN ISSUE OF "HIGHLIGHTS FOR CHILDREN!"
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FOR HER QUEERFACED
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Anonymous says – reply to this

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probably the shotgun shell that landed in the newspaper she used to light the stove must have a positive reaction to the powder inside the shell causing a blast which activates the shell to move and react
britney is back bitches!!! says – reply to this

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en medio dia lo unico que has publicado es sobre una estufa??!!
Genghis Khan says – reply to this

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Re: SuriKlein – LOL!!
Avigayil says – reply to this

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This is exactly why I don't cook. It's too damn dangerous
Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this

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Since she didn't die, I'll reserve the right to LOL.
caligirl22 says – reply to this

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and that is why you should hire a cook……….stay out of the kichen!!!
GA_Dawgette says – reply to this

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wow….i read about this yesterday on MSN perez….nice effort though
NUNYA02 says – reply to this

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FOR YOUR INFO PEREZ, that is not a cast iron stove(in the picture)!! and you posted this article earlier in the week….
alexxx says – reply to this

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What an idiot.
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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haha wow that's funny
Sky says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ DID YOU SEE THE NEW BRITNEY VIDEO? WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT IT? EVERYONE IS! ARE YOU JELOUS OF BRIT BRIT?
Sky says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ DIDN'T YOU SEE THE NEW BRITNEY VIDEO? WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT IT? EVERYONE IS! ARE YOU JELOUS OF BRIT BRIT?
Sky says – reply to this

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you envious fatman en otras palabras gorod envidioso
ChristyBeans says – reply to this

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that is some bad luck yo!!!! hope she is ok lol
lissssss says – reply to this

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forks community hospital?!
maybe dr. carlisle treated her haha
harrypotterfan says – reply to this

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FORKS! hehe twilight
broses81 says – reply to this

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I have heard this before but it was some what different, and I think it was in one of those spam e-mails…if you dont pass it to 500 people all your food that you cook will burn for the next 15 years…lol. Anyways…anything better Perez….
britneyspears123 says – reply to this

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post about something good like

WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!

or at least post something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britneyspears123 says – reply to this

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post about something good like

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WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!

or at least post something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britneyspears123 says – reply to this

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post about something good like

WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!

or at least post something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britneyspears123 says – reply to this

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post about something good like

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WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!
WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!

or at least post something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leila-x says – reply to this

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wow. that's strange..
anniemal says – reply to this

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WTF? XD
britneyspears123 says – reply to this

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WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beaverhausen972 says – reply to this

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This is insane ……….
lovelyS says – reply to this

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slow day today perez?
put more articles about johnny depp
or zaccy zac
lol
gossip23 says – reply to this

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Perez… I love you
MusicIsMyLife7 says – reply to this

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Sounds like an eventful day.
With all these comments about McCain and Obama, I still would like to see Stephen Colbert run for president. I just wonder what that campaign would've been like.
Risk93 says – reply to this

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You need to call this "headline of LAST week" perez… damn. Stale. pukingdog.com for the stuff Perez will post next week… stick to the gossip ya freak
Pervert says – reply to this

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She just sent a message, "You can kiss my ass if you think I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner again!"
britney is back bitches!!! says – reply to this

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RIGHT!!!!

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Cheeky! says – reply to this

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Hehe
princess_cutie says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!
Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this

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Re: britneyspears123 – I'm getting fucking tired of reading about your fucking WOMANISER!!! in every fucking blog! Fucker!
girlygirl says – reply to this

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Re: SuriKlein – LMAO!
jamieexxlovee says – reply to this

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ha!

she was treated at forks community hosiptal!

like twilight!

everything reminds me of it…
bella** says – reply to this

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FORKS!!!!!!—twilight!!!
haha
noway lolz
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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That sounds like something that would happen to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF I DIDN'T HAVE BAD LUCK I'D HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ItalianWonder says – reply to this

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FORKS! haha
kitCAT1 says – reply to this

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ahhh forks community hospital!!! carlise cullen works there in twilight!!!!
Ms. McGillicutty says – reply to this

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odd.
Nevermore says – reply to this

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Oh Dear Jesus.

FORKS is not just Twilight.

There arent vampires there and Edward is a figment of Stephanie Meyers imagination….so please x.x

Stop.
ninjapuck says – reply to this

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umm,
wow
yarely says – reply to this

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old news
Hazemcnz says – reply to this

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Be more careful with bullets or better yet dont have any in the house! Dumb ass deserved to be shot in the leg bet shes more carefull with her bullets now.
iMelanie says – reply to this

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forks!! as in forks washington.
where twilight takes place. zomfg.
im such a loser. but thats some
serious shidd if you think about it.
why the fuck does she have bullets
in her kitchen?
denio says – reply to this

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Lol, same AHAHA Forks..Twilight!
mrs bombastic says – reply to this

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this is stupid
ezzy says – reply to this

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haha that is fuckin crazy!
jessicaemm says – reply to this

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Forks
mmartinez124 says – reply to this

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i love how it's in forks rofl twilight but wow that sucks
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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Forks community Hospital! She could've gotten treated by Dr. Cullen! XD Don't tell me I'm a loser cause I dont care >.
HolyShrimp says – reply to this

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………interesting…..
Phiesh says – reply to this

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Bahhahaha! I can hear it now.. "My stove! That son of a bitch! He shot me!!"
lol that could've been really bad.
Sabrae says – reply to this

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Omg to funny!
ElleDee says – reply to this

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That's insane!!!
BritDaPrude says – reply to this

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hot do you NOT feel the weight of a bullet in a newspaper!?!
AwhJonas says – reply to this

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THAT'S HILARIOUS but not at the same time
Ashlee says – reply to this

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Re: ksotastic –
LOL!
Mego27 says – reply to this

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Wow!
rCelia92 says – reply to this

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1. Is she retarded ?
2. Forks, as in Twilight ?
revHALFPINT says – reply to this

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this is kind of hilarious
why would you keep shotgun shells by your stove?
or even in your kitchen for that matter?