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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen

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Uhmmm….

What the fuckity fuck is wrong with his face?

How unfortunate!

Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, was spotted fugging up the Diesel 30th anniversary party held at the O2 arena in London this past weekend.

Poor chap!

[Image via WENN.]



99 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

  1. 1

    he looks like a dwarf…

  2. 2

    That is mean……

  3. 3

    It would help if he didn't wank all the time. LOL. (I wonder if anyone got that joke?)

  4. 4

    does that prick have on a TSHIRT MAKING FUN OF IWO JIMA…BITCH NEEDS TO BE BEAT DOWN!!! that was a serious bad bad bad battle and he is trying to make a punk statement with a little tshirt what a pasty pale weak loser!

  5. 5

    haha

  6. 6

    he looks special.

  7. 7

    that tshirt is part of the flag raising at iwo jima…and on his t shirt i dunno looks like they are raising a car what the fuck is that statement supposed to mean…so sick of loser celebrities trying to be cute thinking they know politics and have the right to make shitty statements like this. drop his ass off at iwo jima and see how he would hold up… so disrespectful

  8. 8

    He looks like a skinnier Matt Damon to me, Trust me Mario you aren't one to judge you fat fuck

  9. 9

    i think he's kinda cute….way hotter than that gayface Zackquisha you love so hard.

  10. 10

    Re: mama of 2 – Do you think he's gay?

  11. ass says – reply to this
    11

    Perez calling someone fugly, that's rich.

  12. 12

    he needs to grow out his hair and get a better cut and maybe some facial hair woudl help. he's not that bad, gosh Perez, harsh.

  13. 13

    Um…who cares….???

  14. 14

    I think he looks kinda cute…

  15. 15

    He looks exactly like Lily Allen without makeup.

  16. 16

    this is mean perez! ur not the best looking guy ive ever seen, in fact ur GROSS

  17. 17

    Have you looked at your fat head in the mirror lately Perez? Now that is unfortunate!

  18. 18

    and yeah perez…you shouldnt be calling anyone fug…you do own a mirror, dont you?

  19. 19

    how mean, have you ever not seen an ugly person before?
    what if he's a WOMANIZER ???

  20. 20

    Why would someone name their kid "Alfie?" Well, that's what you get when you name your son "Alfie".

  21. 21

    uhmm…
    " i eat glue "

    ??????

  22. 22

    Re: Obnoxious Joe – Yeah, jerk off ya wanker!

  23. 23

    he looks fine to me!! actualy I think he's hot. you really shouldn't be talkin' perez, you are not attractive at all… don't get delusional!!!! at least this guy has some hope to be hot if he loses that shirt

  24. 24

    Wow, I'm speechless. That just ruined my day. My eyeballs are BURNING!

  25. 25

    he looks sweet.. stfu perez……

  26. 26

    I never thought it was funny to make fun of people by implying they were mentally disabled or handicapped.

  27. 27

    looked in the mirror lately perez. queen of fug!

  28. 28

    Re: mollymouse – It ain't Old Glory on that pole , LET"S FUCK HIM UP!

  29. 29

    I can see that looks certainly DO NOT run in the family…

  30. 30

    fuck he looks just like her

  31. 31

    His head's kind of weirdly shaped, but he's really not all that bad looking, P.

  32. 32

    Re: _Alice_ – lol
    probably.

  33. 33

    Re: Big Black Dick

    Lily Allen has written a song about her brother Alfie being a wanking-happy guy. Check out her music video 'Alfie'.

  34. 34

    Perez ur uglier, at least Alfie's got talent- u make ur money from invading peoples privacy

  35. 35

    Re: Big Black Dick – YEAH, that freak

  36. 36

    He looks nothing like Lils but somehow you can tell they are related!!! Hows that?!!!

  37. JCPR says – reply to this
    37

    He's a son of GOD! LOL

  38. 38

    He doesn't look fug - he just looks british! :)

  39. 39

    Why so hostile, Mario? He doesn't look that bad. I like people who look different, they intrigue me. I also see the resemblance with Lily :)

    Anyway, I know you have the right to think that someone looks pretty to you and someone else not that much. I do that too. But speaking out on it harshly won't earn you extra credit, man :\

  40. 40

    Really, what the hell, Perez?

    Lily and now her brother? I'm a fan of yours, but this is getting old…

  41. 41

    It looks like he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
    Eyes far apart, cro-mag forehead, and flat, broad nose.

  42. 42

    errrr…… am I missing something here??? what's wrong with his face??? He looks like he always does. I've seen him in interviews on TV, and he looks absolutely normal. I just think it's the camera angle (the same with the Mariah photo) is way too high, thus making the faces look larger, and their bodies look further away. That's all.

  43. 43

    I'm sure there are some people who think the same could be said of you, Perez. It's not nice to make fun of the look people were born with. Play nice, ’cause karma is a bitch.

  44. 44

    What the fuckity fuck is wrong with your face, perez? i've been wondering for a while now

  45. 45

    That's really mean. Seriously, this isn't news, and it isn't positive, it's just plain rude. I think his hair is what the big issue is cuz he's really not that bad. In the pic, he's not that dissimilar to Perez.

  46. 46

    hahahahhaha " What the fuckity fuck??? " Perez u r just too funny u made my day with this comment !!!! thanx

  47. 47

    if you reaRe: Big Black Dick – that tshirt is totally disrespectful and so are you! read about iwo jima and you just might understand why that upsets me. and i come from a family that has a long line of soldiers….thats why it boils me people were masacred in that war fighting for our freedom and some dumb shit has the nerve to wear that and your dumbass has the balls to tell me some line about old glory! sorry to get heated but its dildos like you that live your life never respecting what people sacraficed to ensure your safety…fuck you and precious alfie

  48. 48

    I think he's gorgeous. Don't know what's wrong with you Perez?

  49. 49

    your right he does look pretty fugly!!!!!!

    Lilly allen has an ugly ass brother!

  50. 50

    That's a random, horrible thing to say. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you lousy excuse for a human being.

  51. 51

    I love Alfie. I love Lilly Allen too. They should play in moviez..They are great.

  52. 52

    they look exactly the same just different hair color

  53. 53

    awww pewez he's cute!:) he looks so happy..that was a bit harsh, especially concerning your mirror situation..

  54. 54

    God your evil Perez!

  55. 55

    i don't get it. . he looks like a normal kid to me, you're just being mean because he's lilly allen's brother!