How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen
Uhmmm….
What the fuckity fuck is wrong with his face?
How unfortunate!
Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, was spotted fugging up the Diesel 30th anniversary party held at the O2 arena in London this past weekend.
Poor chap!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm
he looks like a dwarf…
That is mean……
It would help if he didn't wank all the time. LOL. (I wonder if anyone got that joke?)
does that prick have on a TSHIRT MAKING FUN OF IWO JIMA…BITCH NEEDS TO BE BEAT DOWN!!! that was a serious bad bad bad battle and he is trying to make a punk statement with a little tshirt what a pasty pale weak loser!
haha
he looks special.
that tshirt is part of the flag raising at iwo jima…and on his t shirt i dunno looks like they are raising a car what the fuck is that statement supposed to mean…so sick of loser celebrities trying to be cute thinking they know politics and have the right to make shitty statements like this. drop his ass off at iwo jima and see how he would hold up… so disrespectful
He looks like a skinnier Matt Damon to me, Trust me Mario you aren't one to judge you fat fuck
i think he's kinda cute….way hotter than that gayface Zackquisha you love so hard.
Re: mama of 2 – Do you think he's gay?
Perez calling someone fugly, that's rich.
he needs to grow out his hair and get a better cut and maybe some facial hair woudl help. he's not that bad, gosh Perez, harsh.
Um…who cares….???
I think he looks kinda cute…
He looks exactly like Lily Allen without makeup.
this is mean perez! ur not the best looking guy ive ever seen, in fact ur GROSS
Have you looked at your fat head in the mirror lately Perez? Now that is unfortunate!
and yeah perez…you shouldnt be calling anyone fug…you do own a mirror, dont you?
how mean, have you ever not seen an ugly person before?
what if he's a WOMANIZER ???
Why would someone name their kid "Alfie?" Well, that's what you get when you name your son "Alfie".
uhmm…
" i eat glue "
??????
Re: Obnoxious Joe – Yeah, jerk off ya wanker!
he looks fine to me!! actualy I think he's hot. you really shouldn't be talkin' perez, you are not attractive at all… don't get delusional!!!! at least this guy has some hope to be hot if he loses that shirt
Wow, I'm speechless. That just ruined my day. My eyeballs are BURNING!
he looks sweet.. stfu perez……
I never thought it was funny to make fun of people by implying they were mentally disabled or handicapped.
looked in the mirror lately perez. queen of fug!
Re: mollymouse – It ain't Old Glory on that pole , LET"S FUCK HIM UP!
I can see that looks certainly DO NOT run in the family…
fuck he looks just like her
His head's kind of weirdly shaped, but he's really not all that bad looking, P.
Re: _Alice_ – lol
probably.
Re: Big Black Dick –
Lily Allen has written a song about her brother Alfie being a wanking-happy guy. Check out her music video 'Alfie'.
Perez ur uglier, at least Alfie's got talent- u make ur money from invading peoples privacy
Re: Big Black Dick – YEAH, that freak
He looks nothing like Lils but somehow you can tell they are related!!! Hows that?!!!
He's a son of GOD! LOL
He doesn't look fug - he just looks british!
Why so hostile, Mario? He doesn't look that bad. I like people who look different, they intrigue me. I also see the resemblance with Lily
Anyway, I know you have the right to think that someone looks pretty to you and someone else not that much. I do that too. But speaking out on it harshly won't earn you extra credit, man :\
Really, what the hell, Perez?
Lily and now her brother? I'm a fan of yours, but this is getting old…
It looks like he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Eyes far apart, cro-mag forehead, and flat, broad nose.
errrr…… am I missing something here??? what's wrong with his face??? He looks like he always does. I've seen him in interviews on TV, and he looks absolutely normal. I just think it's the camera angle (the same with the Mariah photo) is way too high, thus making the faces look larger, and their bodies look further away. That's all.
I'm sure there are some people who think the same could be said of you, Perez. It's not nice to make fun of the look people were born with. Play nice, ’cause karma is a bitch.
What the fuckity fuck is wrong with your face, perez? i've been wondering for a while now
That's really mean. Seriously, this isn't news, and it isn't positive, it's just plain rude. I think his hair is what the big issue is cuz he's really not that bad. In the pic, he's not that dissimilar to Perez.
hahahahhaha " What the fuckity fuck??? " Perez u r just too funny u made my day with this comment !!!! thanx
if you reaRe: Big Black Dick – that tshirt is totally disrespectful and so are you! read about iwo jima and you just might understand why that upsets me. and i come from a family that has a long line of soldiers….thats why it boils me people were masacred in that war fighting for our freedom and some dumb shit has the nerve to wear that and your dumbass has the balls to tell me some line about old glory! sorry to get heated but its dildos like you that live your life never respecting what people sacraficed to ensure your safety…fuck you and precious alfie
I think he's gorgeous. Don't know what's wrong with you Perez?
your right he does look pretty fugly!!!!!!
Lilly allen has an ugly ass brother!
That's a random, horrible thing to say. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you lousy excuse for a human being.
I love Alfie. I love Lilly Allen too. They should play in moviez..They are great.
they look exactly the same just different hair color
awww pewez he's cute!:) he looks so happy..that was a bit harsh, especially concerning your mirror situation..
God your evil Perez!
i don't get it. . he looks like a normal kid to me, you're just being mean because he's lilly allen's brother!
Re: ribbontie –
how mean, have you ever not seen an ugly person before?
what if he's a WOMANIZER ???
ahhh that made my day ..cracked me up lol…
i didnt even know britney did that song til i saw it on 20/20…SHE LOOKS HOT THAT SONG KINDA SUCKS THOUGH..oops caps**
its one thing to talk about lilly allen but its fucked up you have to talk shit about her family too.. you go to far perez its not funny
Re: MissBabs – It could be a nickname…as in Alfred…
Thats my friends name and we call him that.
I think he's cute and Matt Damon-ish
that shit is so funny "fuckity fuck" lololol i almost cried laughing so hard.
has perez not seen his own face? DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Captain Canada says: " Stop being a mean Mother %#^& Perez" "I bet you where a ugly f^&*($ when you where younger". I shall beat you with kindness, you bad, mean, hurtful, . . . . . . .
Fuckity-fuck = HILARIOUS !!! And people - LIGHTEN UP !! If you re-read Perez's post - he was commenting on the fact that the pic made him look weird …if you don't like it - dont read !!!
He has all the characteristics of someone with FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME. Far apart eyes, big head/forehead, long jaw, the whole nine yards. His mom probably drank like a fish while preggo's. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree (Lilly).
What the fuckity fuck is wrong with YOUR face Perez? Asshole!
I eat glue!
hahahahah
that's one of the funniest things perez has ever posted!
so what do you want to tell us with this comment?
kinda cheap perez.. but what's new..
isn't that one of the people from lifetime's LITTLE PEOPLE show or whatever
it's called?
eww
Lol Perez!! It really looks like thats what he is about to say.. "I eat glue!" lol priceless!
omg perez, have YOU looked in the mirror lately? you're not so hot yourself bud! get a freaking life! i wish for once someone else would do a gossip blog and put YOU in it and bash everything bad about you that you have said about someone else. honestly, what have these people done to you?!
Re: Kateedid – Either FAS, or more likely a FORCEPS BIRTH.
I think he's cute!
Perez, you're usually not annoying. But this is low. He was happy that people ere taking pictures of him and you completly switch it to call him ugly. When you were in school, has anyone beat you up b/c you were gay? What about making fun of you b/c you're ugly? No? Mabey? If yes then why are you making blogs about the way they were born. Nothing is wrong with him, only that he thought too much that the paparazies actually cared about him. How much was this picture anyway, $100? Don't make fun of the way people was born!!!! Its a little thing called carma.
Ummmm… isn't that …. the pot calling the kettle black?
you cant really talk perez.
you bully lily allen so much so why not alfie too, hey?
youre a massive kn*b end.
you might want to think of getting a job.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ugly
So it's not just Lily with Downs Syndrome.
Uhmm he looks like a dwarf .. or some sort of dwarfinsm…
stfu perez!! he's not tht bad i'd rather date him than ur fat ass!
Oh come on, Perez, he has some form of dwarfism. Nothing funny or WTF about that.
lol 'fugging up' - thats funny!! BTW..I agree with mollymouse. Wtf is on his shirt - $10 says he couldn't give just 2 facts about that day/what it means.
is he a little person? as in a dwarf? his face has the same features of a little person.
Re: mollymouse – My dad and his two brothers all fought in WW2 so I don't need ur ass to tellme about stupid twat!
now you're just being an idiot…
yeah, googled him…turns out he took over for daniel radcliffe in equus; I saw the pictures and he's actually hawt! That boy has a lot goin for him (mmm). Handsome red devil
….btw, that shirt he's wearing shows the soldiers raising a beach umbrella over mount suribachi
DOWN SYNDROME BABY
i think he looks fine. YOU on the other hand…
you are all being so mean! he is just some normal dude who doesn't need to be made fun of for no reason!
Perez man, what the fuck is wrong with your face? DUDE, DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR? And you best start reading theses posts so you know what people think of you and your nasty ass. Dude, you are freaking ugly as hell! You should not be talking about anyone's looks.
He just looks British!
Jeez, that's harsh. He's just a kid. Not everyone has to look plastic fantastic in order to be considered attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, eh.
Re: Big Black Dick – who is the real twat.. someone who goes around calling themsleves big black dick…and has to change their name and identity cause they are scared they might get into trouble for talking smack they cant back up. i dont care about the waving of old glory but i care about that battle that took place and the lives lost its not something to make a joke t shirt out of. i read flags of our fathers and was so sad reading it i couldnt read the rest their bravery means alot to me
Perez who makes you the authority on who is hot or not? At least he doesn't look like harry from harry and the henderson's unlike you.
Well, thats a little like the pot calling the kettle black…..
back off perez, alfie is a great actor and he and jaime winstone are awesome!
oh, oh deary me, my little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed…
What's It All About….Alfie?????
I thought making fun of people with down syndrome is off limits.