In a new tell-all book, former Brady Bunch
whore sweetheart Maureen McCormick reveals all the saucy deets of a child actor's life gone awry that we just love to eat up!
Her secret life is riddled with all the usual vices: drugs, sex, depression, weight issues, wild Playboy parties, and even a couple of abortions!
But, of course, no one could suspect the actress who portrayed the iconic Marcia Brady of anything other than sunshine and rainbows, and certainly not of swapping spit with co-star Barry Williams, who played her on-screen brother.
That's…sort of gross?
Other flings include Steve Martin and even Michael Jackson. But, she says she sabotaged her dates and her opportunities to break out of the child star slump with drug use, which often left her too spaced out to behave herself around people.
After the usual interventions, rehab rinse-and-repeat, and some "experimental therapy," Maureen managed to get her life on track, marrying Michael Cummings, with whom she has a daughter. She's stayed sober and battled her depression through the help of therapy, medication, and the support of her Brady Bunch castmates.
She's even done
some shitloads of reality TV - otherwise known as the Child Star Graveyard.
She says she's finally come to terms with her Marcia Brady persona and the reality of herself underneath the gilded visage.
What a mess! Hey, at least she's still alive to talk about it all!
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