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Michael Lohan To Get The Beatdown He Wanted

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Well, looks like Michael Lohan got his wish.

Robert Venero - president and CEO of Future Tech Enterprise in Holbrook - ponied up $20,000 to throw down with Lohan. He is also purchasing 50 seats at $150 a pop for guests to get a front row view of the knock-down drag-out.

Venero has never boxed in his life, but is boning up on his skills with former professional boxer Tony Fortunato, who also owns Eye of the Tiger Boxing Club. With Vanero at 5'8" and 170 and Lohan at 5'10, 176, the fight looks like it will be a good one.

Like the huge dork that he is, Lohan claims to have seven years of martial arts under his (black) belt.

The two will duke it out November 24th at the Hilton Long Island in Melville for Fight For Charity. Violence for a good cause? Okay.

We're glad Lohan found a sparring partner, especially since he initially went after K-Fed and Yours Truly.

We turned the offer down cuz we didn't want to humiliate the deadbeat dad.

The match should be a good one. We hear Lohan fights dirty and Venero is paying too much money to lose to a fellow who purchases paternity kits from Walgreens.

Hopefully Venero will knock some sense into him!

Wait, that's asking too much.

[Image via WENN.]

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32 comments to “Michael Lohan To Get The Beatdown He Wanted”



  1. 1

    THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED! I WANT TO BEAT UP PEREZ!



  2. 2

    Douchewad



  3. 3

    whoever pays to go watch this "fight" should be knocked the fuck out!



  4. 4

    Folks. You think you got screwed with this bailout. Your tax dollars are also being used to support a radical group like ACORN who is trying to put Hussein Obama (a known Muslim) in the White House. My friends this is a radical group that uses bully tactics to secure loans for people who cannot afford them and then skims off 20% of the loan for themselves. Vote McCain. We also have Prop 8 in CA almost defeated Keep up the good work.



  5. 5

    If I could just get in one kick to his head . . . . . and his orange bitch ex.



  6. 6

    Shoot ! Pay me to fight lohan. Today I"ve got some seriously angry PMS issues!

    I"ll knock his ass out!

    I bet he doesn't remember those years of martial arts…he was probably wasted!!!



  7. 7

    FUCKTARD!



  8. 8

    My brother just texted me saying he just saw him at 7-11 (Nassau, LI), I'll have to ask if he was bulking up on the Protein bars lol



  9. 9

    Re: njpaul0129 – FUCK OFF ALREADY!



  10. 10

    KICK HIS ASS!



  11. 11

    Did you hear about the charity boxing match in AZ for police officers and one of them died as a cause of the fight. Thats reall sad and heartbreaking, but maybe Mr. Lohan will get seriously hurt in the fight! Tho then he'd just play the pity card! He is damn entertaining tho, poor lindsay!



  12. 12

    He'll fein a cold that day & try to weasel out of it.



  13. 13

    lol this should be interesting…but i dont know if i would want to fight that psycho knowing now that he has like 8 years of martial arts black belt training lol that would suck to get your ass publically kicked if you payed for it hahahahhaa should have stuck to my plan of paying an undercover amature fighter to kick his ass. but i would love to see this fight none the less. i hope michael doesnt just pocket all the cash:P



  14. 14

    Perez, You mean to say that this muthafuckin dirt bag wanted to throw down with you girl? C'mon! You could of taken his punk ass. A puros rasgunasos and cachetadas, dog I know you can box. Piquete de ojos..the biz. I would of loan you my rings.



  15. 15

    …"We turned the offer down cuz we didn't want to humiliate the deadbeat dad."…

    Yeah, right! You'll be joining Oasis next. Coward.



  16. 16

    Well that sucks. I wanted Sam Ronson to kick his ass



  17. 17

    No one cares.



  18. 18

    Guess you didn't want your ass kicked by Lohan. This is all so stupid, but I hope Venero kicks his!



  19. 19

    Re: Gucci Bag – There ain't no way. He'll show up when pigs fly. I'll shit my self if he does.



  20. 20

    every single time you post about this, you invent a different reason for not fighting that jackass. we all know the true reason, you don't have to lie.



  21. 21

    and this shit better be on your site Perez(although I think you should say"yes"when this douchebag challenged u) or at least on YouTube.can't wait to see it!



  22. 22

    He was probably too scared to challange Danny Bonaduce.



  23. 23

    Re: FattieMcNasty – she's actually gonna be here on Long Island tommorow night for a djing gig…..maybe Mikey boy is planning on stopping by too lol



  24. 24

    EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE ME FOR SAYING THIS, BUT I WOULD SOOOO FUCK MICHAEL LOHAN.HE LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD BE A HOT POWER BOTTOM!!!AND MAYBE EVEN A HOT TOP.IF YOUR READING THIS MICHAEL HIT ME UP.LETS FUCK!!!ID LOVE TO JIZZ ON YOUR MOUTH.IAM PLAYING WITH MY DICK AS IAM WRITING THIS….HE IS ONE HOT FILF..FATHER.ID.LIKE.TO FUCK.



  25. 25

    If he has a black belt w/seven years experience under it. I wouldn't mess with that, especially if I never boxed or fought. And perez of course you turned it down cause you know he'll hand your fagtard ass a lesson and turn you straight. I hope this douche who paid to fight him gets his ass kicked mma style



  26. 26

    I want Danny Bonaduce to whit Lohans ass.



  27. 27

    Danny Bondaduce needs to beat the shit fuck out of him. Let him smash his teeth out too, like Johnny Fairplay. That was great. I hate the Lowhand.



  28. 28

    The beatdown he wanted? I think it's the beatdown he DESERVES.



  29. 29

    OMG!
    i hope that event is going to be broadcasted or something!
    i'm dying to seee that!

  30. 0LRB0 says – reply to this


    30

    I hope he gets brain damage and lives in a vegetative state for the rest of his life. No more Lohan! YAY!



  31. 31

    venero will slam this fame whore

  32. amssc says – reply to this


    32

    This is a bit old news, but I live in the Wash DC area, and hot99.5 radio DJ wanted to fight Michael Lohan and offered up the 5k he originally asked for and put up a stipulation that Michael had to stop talking about Lindsay to the media… Needless to say this other guy won.. and apparently this CEO didn't even know who he was going to fight, and didn't care, he just wanted to fight for a good cause..