In Stores Tomorrow
Steve Jobs does not fuck around!!!
At the Apple "Town Hall" in San Fran on Tuesday, he surprised everyone by announcing that the brad new, fancy schmancy MacBooks will be available in stores tomorrow, Wednesday.
Yay!!!

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Steve Jobs does not fuck around!!!
At the Apple "Town Hall" in San Fran on Tuesday, he surprised everyone by announcing that the brad new, fancy schmancy MacBooks will be available in stores tomorrow, Wednesday.
Yay!!!
YYYYAAAYY!!
I'm a PC.
Folks. You think you got screwed with this bailout. Your tax dollars are also being used to support a radical group like ACORN who is trying to put Hussein Obama (a known Muslim) in the White House. My friends this is a radical group that uses bully tactics to secure loans for people who cannot afford them and then skims off 20% of the loan for themselves. Vote McCain. We also have Prop 8 in CA almost defeated Keep up the good work.
WHOOHOO! HUH?
I joined perezhilton.com just to tell you –> you made a typo.
Did Jobs also announce that he is dying of cancer or that he has just stopped eating all together? Inquiring minds want to know.
APPLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU!
I work there, and NO he is not dying of cancer.
They made the same announcement today in one of our buildings and we had a shitload of protesters outside!
But these are so ugly…..
Re: JJOOAANNEE – big fucking deal. that's life, c'est la vie.
All apple machines (laptops and desktops) cost entirely to much. If they were to come down in price some I may check it out.
Does it have blu-ray? If not, when?
I WANTS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! though i still have perfectly fine macbook…
yeah and i bought a brand new macbook 2 weeks ago. this is gonna be a fight!
Re: njpaul0129 –
haha. u fucking idiot! for real? hussein obama. you should move to another country. we real american dont really want you here. muslim, radical! haha. u guys are such jokes
Hope your "brad" new MACBOOK comes with spellchecker, stupid.
I'M A PC!
Re: SoFerosh – Good to hear he is Okay! What were the protesters against? He hasn't look great in a while, but he doesn't look any worse. I would hate to have people say I am dying when I don't look so good!!!