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Simon's Secret: Cowell Sits On Cushions to Look Taller on TV

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He's a shorty?

Celebrity Apprentice winner Piers Morgan claims that his goof friend, Simon Cowell, uses not one, but three cushions to boost his on-screen stature.

Does that make you feel like more of a man, Si?

Piers and Simon are co-hosts on the U.K. show Britain's Got Talent.

Morgan says, “If you look carefully, Simon grows between shows. When we’re on Britain’s Got Talent he’s smaller then me, then suddenly his three pillows arrive and he’s taller than me!”

Loves Piers' bitchiness!

Meow!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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49 comments to “Simon's Secret: Cowell Sits On Cushions to Look Taller on TV”



  1. 1

    Good for him, I don't care.



  2. 2

    Big deal…his ass stinks.



  3. 3

    FIRST!!!!!!!

    hahahaha



  4. 4

    He needs to get out of this planet.



  5. 5

    I like him….but i guess he gets his attitude from "Little man syndrome"? I hope he's at least taller than Tom Cruise…



  6. 6

    Simon sits on a booster chair to boost his fat ass ego.



  7. 7

    mmmm….WOMANIZER!!!
    JAJAJAJA



  8. 8

    WHO CARES, SIMON GETS PAYED A SHITLOAD MORE! j-e-a-l-o-u-s!



  9. 9

    Simon, I love your Rolls Royce and that other sports car you have. Hot stuff.



  10. 10

    Simon says it like it is…….no bullshit. LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!



  11. 11

    aw he's short ?
    im dissapointed



  12. 12

    This guy is the antichrist, SON!



  13. 13

    The only thing missing on my couch tonight is you ;)



  14. 14

    big deal??? i dont CARE>
    that guys just trying to seek attention, honestly im short soo i would do the same.



  15. 15

    Goof friend????
    hahahahahaha



  16. 16

    Simon is so hot, I want to sit on his face.



  17. 17

    I'm so over these damn contrived competition shows. I hope they die off with the coming of the new decade.



  18. 18

    can anyone relate to the real world anymore.oh yeh and.cloris leachman.duh……



  19. 19

    so what he's an ass



  20. 20

    Now all Simon needs is a bag for over his ugly head.
    ~..~



  21. 21

    this is worth writing about? is this NOT boring to anyone?



  22. 22

    Re: MissBabs – ha! i don't think he doesn't need an ego boost though, he pumps it up enough himself. :p
    *
    anyway… who cares if he sits on cusions. and did you ever think, maybe it's not to make him look taller, it's because he has really bad hemroids. i'm sure i spelled that wrong btw… :|



  23. 23

    I'd still tap that



  24. 24

    I'm sick of American Idol. Since that cute Constantine Marcelus left the show, I have no reason to watch. He was my all time favorite. Hot, so hot.



  25. 25

    Simon rules!!!!



  26. 26

    I sit on cushions because they are attached to the chair.



  27. 27

    totally explains the Napoleon complex



  28. 28

    He's a wanker!



  29. 29

    in addition to the 3 cushions, 5 words: over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders (please).



  30. 30

    Oh WHO FUCKING CARES??

    Com'on Perez!!



  31. 31

    I take that back.

    SORRY PEREZ!!!

    I realize you're just repoerting gossip.

    Peace!!!!



  32. 32

    Spend a buck. Lipo those tits.



  33. 33

    lol he seems like a total man diva



  34. 34

    i love simon even if he's so cinical. HE HELPED MAKE TELETUBIES FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!!!



  35. 35

    PEREZ MADONNA IS DIVORCING — WHERE IS YOUR STORY?????????????



  36. 36

    I couldnt care less.



  37. 37

    There's something about Simon that's sexy. I guess it's the attitude thing. He acts like a hardass and next to Randy anyone looks good. I wish he would kick Paula and Randy from the show, then I might watch it again. I hate those two.



  38. 38

    I wonder if he gets a booster chair at Mr. Chow's?



  39. 39

    He has lower back pain and any chair inthe studio is uncomfortable when you sit onit for longer than 4 ours… or hes aving gay sex - one or the other ;) !



  40. 40

    How come your always bitching about Katherine Hagel smoking but never say that about Simon?



  41. 41

    I love simon,
    his butt is
    probably sore
    coz I effed him
    before the show,
    the pillows are
    comforting his
    little buttockz.
    obama
    ROARRR
    RRR
    RR
    RR



  42. 42

    So what????????? This is news?????????? I love Simon, at least he tells it like it is and doesn't sugar coat everything!



  43. 43

    bullshit!



  44. 44

    Poor guy, all he's got to do is sit on his wallet and he'd be a giant.



  45. 45

    SIMON YOU NEED TO PUT THAT CIGARETTE DOWN..YOU ARE STARTING TO LOOK OLD!!



  46. 46

    Cancer is on its WAY!



  47. 47

    From IMDB:

    Simon is 5'9"
    Piers is 6'1"

    Simon has a huge insecurity problem, obviously.



  48. 48

    yeah i heard bout it on da radio seriously he must be making up for something else if hes soo self concious



  49. 49

    What else does he do to appear 'bigger'.