This Is How It Should Have Been

Zacquisha is on the cover of the new issue of OK! magazine.
We couldn't bare to look at that tumor attached to him, so we did a quick, rudimentary re-imagining.
SO much better!

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Zacquisha is on the cover of the new issue of OK! magazine.
We couldn't bare to look at that tumor attached to him, so we did a quick, rudimentary re-imagining.
SO much better!
perez……you are such a FAG!
Scary.
hahahahaha
hahaha oh perez
Perez, you are so in love it's not even funny
LEAVE HER ALONE!!! JEEZ!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!! hahahahha
Grrrrrr Im not first Grrrrr…… But for reelz perez OMG!!!!
wtf. bad photoshop much?
i am referring to you and zacquisha. what the hell happened to his face?
G-ROSS!
Loves it.
This frightens me… Need I say more?
You have an enormous head.
Eww. you should have retouched zac's face, he's starting to look like clay aiken!
Perez you sound more pathetic each time you post about Zec Efron. You sound like a 12 year old girl. Get over your jeallous queen ass and realize even if Efron was gay….he would want your fat ass.
Perez wants to be Zacs old hag - hahaha
1st?
hahahaha! You with Perez!!!!
Re: wanna milk me?? – obviously
anyway perez why are so obsessed with him
hunni u could do much better
now i can die happy. that is the funniest shit ever perez - you are hilarious!
maybe you should grow you hair out like that?!?!
also have to say that zach has the expression of some kid on a cereal box or a juicy juice commercial!
You wish Perez.
LMAO Perez… you're so silly
Good for them
Duhhhh, esa niña esta mas fea que pergarle a dios. But you Perez look adorable
So funny !
You look like you have the mullet from hell, too!
Hilarious!
who are u calling a TUMOR u FAT BASTERD
SHAME ON U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hater, dude!!! but i think it's funny!
I wonder what ZAC thinks of this?
That frightens me
Re: Melissa's Man Whore – What did I tell you about you calling out first? I'm gonna get you boy!!!!! And you know you want me to!
I think she's cool. You're just jealous and need to leave her alone!
i like this couple! lmao
Receding Hair line much? You're starting to look like Jude Law.
Re: gemma0505 –
sarcasm…..hear of it?
decorating their love nest??? BARF!!!!!
hahaha loves it and loves you
Brothers
cute! Perez I think you would look great with the new scene bangs like zexy Zack
& a touch of guyliner/lips ! Lance sure brought it all out for Dancing with the Stars last night , but doesnt work it as well as Zack & Pete Wentz does
Mario que amor imposible tienes con Zaquisha Zefron!
stop attacking perez this is just for fun its not real. and perez that was a good one
You're so fucking pathetic Perez.
Perez… i thought you were gay.
" he " is more womenly than 12 women put together. he looks like jackson. im sorry. not cute
fail.
:(
What the F is wrong with his face?!?
I just got sick to my stomach. Ew Perez. You're super creepy creeperton.
haha
Mario, how many times have you jerked off on his pic now?
well, ya screwed up becuz he STILL has a tumor attached to him.
ewww, you're some creepy perv Perez.
*shivers*
You need therapy Perez…and Zac needs a restraining order.
HAHAHA
I like little children too perez!
ugh..ur kinda gross. haha
Bare is improperly spelled. You meant to say that you couldn't "bear" to see them.
haha
wow perez gotta love ya
and ewww wtf is up with zacs face?
not hot
he looks soo plasticy
LOL. If only they didn't photoshopp the shit out of Zac's face!
your obsession with him is reaching new heights, and your jealousy for vanessa is rivaled only by the crazy bitches who think he's in love with nikki blonsky!!!!!
check out my avi, the pic as its meant to be!
yea, they're that hot!
Zac and Vanessa FOREVER
She's pretty, I hope they get married soon
They are so cute in High School Musical.
:)
so much photoshop on zac. perez, you should those hair extensions
wow… that's really fucking creepy perv-ez. what's wrong with you? we get it that you're jealous of vanessa, but calling her a tumor? how to hell do you think people feel about you? i bet when (if) zach sees this, he pukes until he has bruised ribs then tried to kill himself. how will THAT make you feet perv-ez?
i meant feel…
LMFAO, love it perez.
ew no
put vanessa back on!
shes pretty and awesome
youre NOT
thats real creepy
hahaha too funny Perez!
Of course you want to be a woman like sexxxxy Vanessa!
so funny so funny so funny
OMG..u are such a fucking loser its pathetic
what is with zefron's face?!?!?!
hahah kinda scary like perez the flaming lion haha
you are hilarious!!!!! I am so dedicated to you…baby you are the queen of all media.
Haha. Funny, funny stuff.
seriously…you act like the fat ugly best friend of the pretty popular girl who's dating the boy of your dreams.
get over it.
LOL!
sexy!
id tap that for sure!
lmao! in your dreams Mario….aka Perez! whatever you loser. You'd be lucky to get Clay Aiken
OOOOO Perezita, you are looking so cute with your man.
sweet ape drape perez.
wtf…jamie lynn and ok! are like, biffles or something.
Seriously, when I saw that picture of Perez, I threw-up a little bit in my mouth. Gross. Ugliest he/she on the planet. ecchhhhttttt. Shivers…
~..~
LMAO Dream on, Perez!!
ok…zac's face is wayyyy retouched and looks kinda messed up—and i totally think he's hot, just not here.
and thats strange perez…haha but funny =D
love love love
zac efron [yawn] - vage-nessa [eyeroll] — NEXT!
what the eff is wrong with zac's face!?!
ugh gawwwd perez! get over yourself…he's like 50 years your junior! + terribly ugly..cannot believe you adore him. (puke)
oh my godiva Zacquisha is going to shit a brick when he sees this terrible picture of him, he looks challenged
AGREEDED
mario,
the nearest thing you could do to have zac is close your eyes and get your hand busy.
yeah much better, rather than some fucktard!
Sin verquenza! que scandolo! Leave that poor boy alone and wake up. No fool like an old queen.
that doesn't even look like zac!
PEREZITA YOU ARE SUCH A LOCA………
if shes a tumor then you perez are a form of fatal cancer
My cousin used to be a dancer in the High School Musical show at Disney Land and he said that Vanessa's really stuck up and bitchy.
hahahahahaha LOVE IT. Zac looks extremely photoshopped, though.
LOL
i agree perez. and although i love zacquisha, what happened to his face in this picture!?
wow I love me some Zaquisha and whatserface isn't too bad either honestly…but those taglines made me vomit in my mouth a little. I mean…"Decorating their love nest together" that line alone made me wanna barf
whaha ROFLMAO
funny perez..
Is it just me btw or is Zac photoshoped VERY badly :'(
his (normally) beautiful eyes look FAKE in this pic
WOW!
Come on, dude! You're pathetic…