Another Example of Dina Lohan's Fine Parenting Skills

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No, that's not a picture of 14-year old Ali Lohan leaving dance class.

Ali and her ass were snapped leaving the fancy store Henri Bendels with momma Dina in the NYC on Monday.

Call us a prude, but if we were the parent of a 14-year old girl there's no way she'd leave the house with us, booty hanging out and shiz.

She's 14!!!!!!!

The HoHans are so classy.

How long until Ali goes to rehab????

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Oct 15, 2008 at 9:00 am / Email this »

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mzmeera says – reply to this

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Honestly she looks really pretty. Yes she is 14 but ultimately its her choice what to wear. I don't know if you guys remember when you were 14 but you are old enough to make your own choice of clothing and you will fight for that right. ie.. kids who used to change their clothes when they got to school. Just let her be. Why hate on her so much. Shes a very pretty young lady… if we were talking about talent well then thats another story.
mollymouse says – reply to this

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THIS IS NOT ALIIII PEOPLEEEE LOL UNLESS SHE HAD MAJOR FACIAL DE-FUGING PLASTIC SURGERYYYY!!!!
coffeecup says – reply to this

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Perez all you want is to show us her 14-year old ass… you don't need to cover it up with your fake outrage about parenting skills.
RashManly says – reply to this

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The photographer did not dare
photograph the front of those…er…pants.
Cameltoe alert!
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NICE STREETWALKER PANTS ALI!
She dresses like she makes money in an alley…
RashManly says – reply to this

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Those are not pants,
that is spray paint!
RashManly says – reply to this

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BUTT TOE ALERT!
snyper says – reply to this

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she is looking good- but 14 wow thats 8th grade! she is dying her hair and everything soo young- she is going to look like crap when she is older-
betsyb says – reply to this

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i.d tap that
Shakembria Alessay Jackson says – reply to this

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I hate this nasty little bitch so much! She looks and acts like shes 45! Shes FOURTEEN! She's worst then Miley Cyrus!!!
GA_Dawgette says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – my mom told me that all the time as a kid…and now that im a parent i call her and tell her thank you for being the way she was…alot of people i went to school with that had mom as their best friend (buying them alcohol at 16, letttin them do drugs at home, etc..) are now so effed up its scary…
Rebecca in Hoboken says – reply to this

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It least Ali looks like a late-teen, early 20-something rather than a middle-aged Long Island woman as she did before. Unfortunately she's neglecting her greatest asset - her youth! Hollywood likes them young and her management, ie her mom, is having her look too old still. (Probably Dina is living vicariously through her and can't take making her look 14.) Hollywood would rather cast a 20 year old who looked 14 rather than the other way around (no guardians and tutors to pay for). If they hire someone young they want them to look it. And she still doesn't have the look that show business types seem to always cast in that age group, hip or innocent - the two main markets they seem to shoot for. (Or pseudo-hip & innocent aka High School Musical.) She fits neither category.
It's not Ali's fault she's out there (pathetically) trying to be a star. She doesn't come off as more willful than the average 14-year-old. Her mom seems to be pulling the strings - and wanting the cash that Lindsey is probably no longer forking over. You can't blame Ali for wanting to be just like her big sister and follow in her glamorous, wealthy footsteps.
It's too bad Ali doesn't take these early teen years to study acting and voice and do plays and join bands and stuff in a safe learning environment. (Maybe attend the dramatic arts HS in NYC if possible.) Then she might be in a better position to make a credible stab at it when she's acquired some real skills.
donniesgirl13 says – reply to this

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Is ANYONE from Long Island on here??? All the girls dress like that, not that I am defending Orange Oprah, but the "richer" the neighborhood, the sluttier the girls are. Isn't this girl like 15 already? I feel like she has been 14 for a long time!
katemarie says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWW.
she's 14!!!
she and her mom just keep promoting her image as a tiny, talentless, pathetic whore.. I don't know what they expect us to think of them but that's nasty.

you should only ear that stuff around the house or under a skirt that covers your preteen ass cheeks.
hrt.marko says – reply to this

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wtf they are just tights, like yea tights will do that to ya especially when your ass is sweaty from dance class

perez you mean sonofabitch
xedensleavesx says – reply to this

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what booty ! nobody wants a pancake ass!

tell that broad to get with j.lo if she wants an ass
Lizilicious says – reply to this

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Wow Ali looks cute here and not her usual 38 year old self! Lol
Yea I wouldn't let my 14 year old kid (if I had one) leave the house like that. Maybe her and Mikey can be friends now! LOL They can both be whores together and go to rehab together as well
BoatieBoat says – reply to this

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Those leggings are probably from LeLo's line. She should go up a size.
mmandy says – reply to this

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clearly you guys aren't from long island. that's how they all dress.
xtiney says – reply to this

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i didnt think they let trash like that into bendel's…
lovelyS says – reply to this

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she looks 25 crazyyyyyy
Helpless_Writer says – reply to this

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… Jailbait
AMO says – reply to this

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She's gotta support big sis's legging line! The Hohans are the only ones wearing that shit. I am hating on her perfect little butt though, but I guess I looked like that at 14 too!
mriddy says – reply to this

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ohhh wow… O_O
Not exaclty attractive. But girl's gotta do what she's gotta do to get on the cover of playboy >.>
Grace88 says – reply to this

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wow… classy.
SimpleLatinGrl25 says – reply to this

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I say after her first big hit (whether film, or album) Living with the Lohans doesnt count!
rachaeldale says – reply to this

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im not much of a fan of ali, but this pic shows how beautiful she may be when she grows up. look at her face!
colettebiggie1 says – reply to this

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i think shes pretty, shes not allowed to wear tight pants because shes 14? gimme a break its not her fault she has more sex appeal than most 14 year olds…
TVdinner says – reply to this

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That lady has a pretty nice ass…
villedonna says – reply to this

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You so made Dina's day. You know she is excited and considers it triumphant that Perez Hilton is posting about 14-year-old Ali's ass. Sad.
bribooth says – reply to this

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it's normalfor kids that age now to wear pants like that, have you never heard of lulu lemon every girl in highschool from grade 9 til 12 wears them… They hug the ass just the same.
LundieLove! says – reply to this

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she's pretty but wtf she's hardly been a teenager for 2 years.
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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omfg! jailbait. must not look! what a skanky 14 year old. Miley is 16 and she never dresses like that. and whats up with the long fake hair. she looks like a slutty my little pony doll.
Naty547 says – reply to this

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next miley cyrus people! except she'll never be famous like miley lol
Karluv says – reply to this

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WOW SHE REALLY LOOKS 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mom would kill me if i was 14 and coming out the house looking like that…
chloe snow says – reply to this

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slut. omg go back to school instead of sitting on your ass with a lame tutor who dosent even teach u shit..
JasonDavis.com says – reply to this

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Um… yeah… She's gonna be pretty…. you know… in 4 years.. when she's legal. … Probably… I'm guessing… because I don't think she's attractive at all while she's underage….

Yeah… that's it. Hot in 4 years. That's what we're gonna go with.

(Jeebus, I can't wait to see what that ass will look like in 4 years.)

Are we sure that we have an accurate date of birth on this girl? 14? How is that possible? They didn't build girls like that when I was that age.
Hazemcnz says – reply to this

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Whaaaaaat? Thats way too pretty to be that fame whore!
lolli says – reply to this

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look like audrina. she has tight pants on whats the big damn deal!
JAY ELLE says – reply to this

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283 days
ShaneC22 says – reply to this

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Shes comming from dance for christ sakes…… lucky shes wearing that LOL ITS DANCE PEOPLE LIGHTEN UP!!!
anicebitch says – reply to this

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IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY MARIO'S FAVORITE SINGER BRITNEY SPEARS WAS WHORING IT AT 15 YEARS OLD WHEN SHE CAME OUT HALF NAKED ON ROLLING STONE. LEAVE THE LOHANS ALONE, WHO CARES
wiggiewang says – reply to this

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i think she looks sexy…and im a straight chic
torricita says – reply to this

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She does look cute, but….she is only 14. My daughter is turning 14 next month and she is not allowed to go places by herself. And mostly because she is tall like me (5'8") and she looks older, plus she is cute, but when she talks you can tell she is a 14. I am taking care of her as a responsible parent. My point is "WAKE UP LINA, BE A MOM FOR ONCE, SAVE THIS ONE"..
torricita says – reply to this

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opppsss!! I wrote Lina instead of Dina, but then, who the hell cares???? Still not a good mother!!!!!!!
wheninrome says – reply to this

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Her face looks like 90's Madonna there… Agree?
karolinemeg says – reply to this

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OMG! She is 14years old! Most 14 year old dress and act the way they want. I don't think you would have said anything if you saw an ordinary 14 year old on the street looking like this! It is totaly normal to dress this way!
Fuckos!
parishiltonno.1fanyasmin says – reply to this

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omg luv u ali but is obvious ur wearing knickers
Puffy_Muff says – reply to this

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RELAX! She looks FINE! I do not see her boobs or her TWAT hanging out anywhere. So what if her ass in accentuated in these pants? I do not think she looks slutty at all - she looks good! Y'all are just JEALOUS.
Jennder says – reply to this

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Michael Jackson, is that you?
Meikko says – reply to this

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I hope she gets an anal probe one day.
kimmybitch says – reply to this

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younger then miley cyrus and even she's more conservative but that chick needs to get a life!
Jess167 says – reply to this

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she looks juss like lindsay wit black hair in this picture
giddygirl says – reply to this

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I think that when your 14 you can get away with wearing pretty much whatever you
want. But in this case i think she should atleast cover her ass.