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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Katie Holmes > Suri Cruise

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That alien princess is so damn cute!!!!

Little Suri Cruise went out for a stroll with her mom, Katie Holmes, in the NYC on Tuesday.

They're both even matching in red.

Barf!

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

84 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”



  1. 1

    It's too bad her face is being hidden by those bangs, though. Otherwise, yes. Darling little girl. It's not her fault her parents are insane.



  2. 2

    katie's shirt is shiteous.



  3. 3

    Get that kid's bangs out of her eyes!!! Or is that against Scientology, too? fucks.



  4. 4

    Why dont they cut that poor childs bangs!? And whats with Katies evil grin…she looks like she's about to shank someone.

  5. RDRH says – reply to this


    5

    Is that the bodyguard in the back holding her toys? If it is, I'm surprised Katie Holmes has turned into such a fucking bitchy diva. Carry your child's toys damnit. She doesn't make good films and she's an average actress at best. She should go back to the silver screen, divorce Tom, and be done with this fake (sorry, I mean FAUX) life she's created for herself. She's trying to be something she's not and in the meantime I bet she's lost tons of friends. Suri, as usual, looks adorable.



  6. 6

    adorable!!! first?



  7. 7

    At lest you didn't draw a dick on the kid,dickbreath.



  8. 8

    DO THEY BUY THEIR CLOTHES AT THE SALVATION ARMY FOR FUCK SAKES!



  9. 9

    Puke



  10. 10

    Why does Katie wear such stuff? If I was rich me and my kid would look WAY better than that



  11. 11

    Shes a cutie though



  12. 12

    SHE IS SOO… CUTE!



  13. 13

    WTF!



  14. 14

    Re: bango skanks – MORNIN' BANGO!



  15. 15

    I don't like
    that ugly
    Damien kid
    with the long
    bangz covering
    her evil black and
    blue eyezzzzzzzzzzzz
    katie lookz like
    an ugly boy
    and still fat
    obama
    roar
    rrrr



  16. 16

    she's a cute kid.



  17. 17

    Yes, Suri is going to grow up into a beautiful, beautiful girl.



  18. 18

    Perez PLEASE leave the kids alone. Why call that BABY an alien? What is wrong with you? Do you have no compassion? I pray to god that you never have children!!! The only good thing you said about Suri was she's cute and she is!!! Please leave the children alone. After 18 say what you want but by good leave the children alone.



  19. 19

    freak.



  20. 20

    Wish they could spare a dime to get the lil alien's bangs trimmed



  21. 21

    Suri is such a cutie but her dress is so ugly. I also can't imagine being surrounded by bodyguards 24 hours a day. It seems very sad.



  22. 22

    FRESHHHHHHH!



  23. 23

    The other day you said she was ugly. Today she is "so damn cute".

    You really need to get your meds adjusted Perez.



  24. 24

    Jesus, the kid has her very own personal toy carrier.



  25. 25

    seriously, is little suri holding a silver spoon?? omg…too funny.



  26. 26

    but little suri looks poor…she's tilting her head so she can see through her freakishly LOOONNNG bangs. Cut her hair Katie.



  27. 27

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  28. 28

    Your face is real barf bitch !!!!!!! your real bitter you need a good plow …… question is who the fuck would, your so dam nasty.



  29. 29

    katie is the odd one…she looks like a recluse anymore…not like the girl she used to be i guess we all change but in her case its just a wierd vibe…suri is adorable tho



  30. 30

    Katie always looks like she is pretending to be shy or is it that with Scientology she is not aloud to look normal?



  31. 31

    that kid needs her haircut…it's always so stringy and hanging in her face…what her parents can't afford to take her to Snippets???



  32. 32

    Cut the poor child's bangs!! Poor thing can't even see!



  33. 33

    i love the boots. CL perhaps?

    suri is cute, as other said, ain't her fault her father is a wack and her mom is merely submissive help.

  34. lick says – reply to this


    34

    how sad. so unlike jen's little violet - this kid never has a smile. :(



  35. 35

    I think Suri looks adorable! I lovee Katie's top. Does anyone know who makes her shirt? Let me know!!! thanks!

  36. wendi says – reply to this


    36

    I wonder why she never smiles and someone needs to cut her bangs …she can't possibly see well with all that hair in her face. On the plus side, at least she is walking and nobody is carrying her, and she doesn't have a bottle in her mouth.



  37. 37

    LOL at the bodyguard in the bg holding the stuffed giraffe. It take a real man to do that. :P



  38. 38

    What has Katie got on her feet?! HIDEOUS! Pretty child tho.



  39. 39

    Some moron said Katy Holmes is fat?!!! She is far far far from fat!



  40. 40

    That poor little girl. She can't even see. Cut her bangs!

  41. teho says – reply to this


    41

    Re: kat7777 – Is your name Sarah Palin? Shut up with your ad for Fox News. It's gross and sad at the very least.



  42. 42

    Why are you calling a two year old an alien? That is so wrong. She is an innocent child. Think how your own mother would have felt if someone had called you an alien on a regular basis? It isn't cool at all to stigmatize a child like that who can't fight back.



  43. 43

    It is not sanitary to have bangs that dip into the eyes like that. The hair is a trap for bacteria throughout the day and that can be transferred to the eyes. You could end up with a nasty eye infection and it recommended that hair be cut before it gets to that stage.

  44. Cura says – reply to this


    44

    $200 dress, yet she needs a haircut - she has to tip her head to see where she's going.

    Priorities….priorities….

  45. 0LRB0 says – reply to this


    45

    She looks like one of those evil kids you see in a horror movie. lol



  46. 46

    get the poor kids bangs cut!!! is it THAT hard Katie?



  47. 47

    hellooooo hottie behind Katie and Suri



  48. 48

    that kid is going to be so damn spoiled as she gets older. actually she already is spoiled, but she probably doesn't quite realize it yet. Imagine when she does and takes full advantage of her parents' wealth.



  49. 49

    I think it is terrible that you have alien antenas on Suri's head!! When are we going to realize that it is wrong to do this to inocent children!! Insult their parents if you want but there needs to be a law so that people to not do this to children!! I am sick of seeing stories on the covers of magazines about celebrity children!! It's WRONG!!



  50. 50

    Perez, leave the toddler alone…she can't control the fact that her parents are alien-worshipping freaks. Leave the poor kid out of it - like her life isn't going to be rough enough with those two (and the "Church" of Scientology) raising her.
    On a side note…..
    Katie Holmes better not fuck up the show "Eli Stone" with her appearance next week!!!!!



  51. 51

    I'm pretty sure that most Celeb children are spoiled not just Suri Cruise, leave her alone!! Again this attacking children is wrong and very very sad!

  52. I.Z. says – reply to this


    52

    Katie needs to cut Suri's bangs. For goodness sake, it's hanging in her face and poor child cannot see anything because of that!



  53. 53

    Re: LettyB – ITS CALLED FALL IN NEW YORK …NOT EVERYONE DRESSES LIKE A DAY GLO PINATA EXPLOSION LIKE THEY DO IN LA



  54. 54

    Suri is now super cute! :)
    Poor bodyguard, taking care of Suri's toys



  55. 55

    Holy shitski's little alien Suri can walk!



  56. 56

    I'm still saying that Violet rocks….



  57. 57

    That child is already a starlette. She's gonna be hell on wheels! She's already Shiloh's nemisis. They will be frenemies like Serena and Blair!



  58. 58

    her body guard is carrying her toys - that is so sad and lame - i guess kati just cant ruin her look



  59. 59

    Suri is a living Doll!



  60. 60

    "Cut my bangs please!"

    - Suri Cruise



  61. 61

    ahhh thank you perez!!!
    i freakin love suri! she's so adorable!



  62. 62

    Suri is beautiful but why don't they cut her bangs out of her eyes? Katie looks run-down and sloppy! Could her hair be any shorter? She looks old.



  63. 63

    She's the cutest kid in Hollywood!



  64. 64

    Cut Suri's bangs!! The kid can barely see.



  65. 65

    Get the kid a haircut!!! It would also be nice ot see her in more casual clothes instead of dressed up like a doll all the time. Poor little girl.



  66. 66

    I wish they would cut that kid's bangs - they are always in her cute face!



  67. 67

    hahaha alien princess.she looks very cute in this picture..but definitely alien xenu.



  68. 68

    Time for haircuts, and while you're at it, ditch Tom!



  69. 69

    is that body gaurds "Fly" Open?? haha i think it is!



  70. 70

    Please let that little girl wear pants once in a while. Why ALWAYS a dress. Even on the playground! We get it…you're rich and can put your daughter in couture….give it a rest. She is adorable though



  71. 71

    Cut that spoiled child's bangs tonight, Tom or Katie. Thanks



  72. 72

    Someone send that baby a pair of shorts or jeans. I am so sick of seeing her dressed like a porcelain doll. I guarantee this child will grow up to be more messed up than most of her peers… 1. because she leads such a sheltered, fairy tale existence, and 2. because she has crazy alien loving, scientology worshipping alien parents.

  73. dag says – reply to this


    73

    SOMEBODY BUY WARM CLOTHES FOR SURI!!! THAT POOR BABY IS ALWAYS HALF NAKED WHILE MAMA STAYS WARM!

    SOMEBODY CUT SURI'S BANGS! THAT KID CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!



  74. 74

    ugh!!!…..why is that kid ALWAYS in a dress - she is never in pants….are Scientologists like Mormons - the girls have to wear dresses????



  75. 75

    I 'm glad the little thing is still innocent just to enjoy it. I was always the most fashion forward nerd you ever saw for as long as I could remember. I wasthe second person inAt my very socially sophisticated high school I was the second guy to wear angel flight low cut polyester bell bottoms. My mother was a designer and my big sister a professional model. I had no choice. YUCH, GAG. I even ended up modeling. I was working in young men's trend at a dept major dept store. The photographer was ready and the model didn't show up and they pulled me off the sales floor and sent me instead. I was told the styles of the 70's were made for me. There was no way I could I could win. I just hope little Suri is raised with the self esteem to enjoy it all and never look back! I wasn't.



  76. 76

    correction. I was the second person at a socially sophisticated shigh school to wear angel flights polyester bell bottoms.



  77. 77

    nice maternity shirt, katie!



  78. 78

    atleast i'm not the only one who thinks that little girls hair needs cut!



  79. 79

    Re: Whatever1987
    I agree! Little Suri can't help it that her father ate her moms brain. Love Suri forever!



  80. 80

    THAT's why Suri annoys the shit out of me, Katie tries to dress her as though she's "above" all the other kids. It's like fucking RELAX! Put some f'ing shorts and a frigging t-shirt and sneakers on her like a normal kid! Why the mini me dresses and pooncy mary janes everywhere she goes??? Katie looks like a BOY in this pic? WTF???? Is Cruisey in on this??? CUT those bangs! Look at the stupid dress. Poor kid.



  81. 81

    That kid is beautiful!

    Perez = alien.



  82. 82

    That "guy" behind them is probably the guy Katie is banging behind Tom's back. No one likes scientology in the bedroom afterall. Actually, no one likes scientology, PERIOD.



  83. 83

    Am I the only one who thinks that Suri looks more like Chris Klein everyday? There's no way Tom could mate with anyone and not give the child THAT nose.



  84. 84

    The bangs need to be trimmed now before it poke out her eyes.