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Lynne Spears thinks you want to see a movie based on her new memoir, Through The Storm.

We're sure Britney is pleased!

In case you hadn't heard it a million times, Britney's mom wrote a "tell-all" book recounting Britney's problems with alcohol, drugs and teenage sex.

She left out the part about a pushy, money-grubbing mother.

Apparently, Lynne's been shopping her idea around, and she even has her eyes set on Scary Movie's Anna Faris to play BritBrit.

And who will play Lynne?

Lynne wants Julia Roberts to portray her!

Okay, Lynne - we're sure Julia would love to join your freakshow circus. An Oscar-winner!

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67 comments to “Lynne Spears, The Movie???”



  1. 1

    And then Lynne woke up . . . . . .



  2. 2

    Boring !!!

    THE REAL NEWS IS THAT BRINTEY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NUMBER 1 AT THE HOT 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  3. 3

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNA FARIS IS NO BRITNEY. she may be more normal minded, i have nothing against her but… it seems so out of place.



  4. 4

    Straight to the Lifetime Channel, baby!



  5. 5

    DOOOO ITTTTTTT! I lurve Anna Faris! It would be a total piece of crap movie but I'ld laugh my pants off at how stupid it was!!



  6. 6

    Proposed movie title: how to guarantee your daughter never speaks 2u again.



  7. 7

    Um, is she insane?
    I guess that's where Brit gets it…..



  8. 8

    JRO must be happy now, a Britney story.



  9. 9

    Lynne could be played by Dina Lohan . . .
    I'm just sayin'



  10. 10

    No one wants to see a movie about these idiot White People!

    VICTORY THROUGH OBAMA! PRAISE TO OUR SAVIOR FOREVER! DEATH TO ISREAL!

    Barack Obama: He's a miracle!



  11. 11

    You better NOT be joking Perez, you will have fucked me up on SvS!!! Btw, I have been told I look like Julia Roberts my whole life (she's clearly not pretty as we can plainly see) and Lynne looks like Britney who IS pretty (a dumb whore, but pretty none the less) so how the fuck can that be good casting anyway????



  12. 12

    um, where is this bitch?
    i'll put a spitball right between
    her mother fucking eyes………………



  13. 13

    Re: ObamaistheMessiah
    LEARN HOW TO SPELL
    ISRAEL YOU FUCKING
    MOTHER FUCKING
    DOUCHE!!!!

  14. Dizzy says – reply to this


    14

    She should get Kym Catrall to play her! A cross between Crossroads and Sex and the City! Sound good? LOL Stupid bitch!



  15. 15

    Re: ObamaistheMessiah – haha ur kiddin' right??
    You so kazy…



  16. 16

    I'm not fan of Britney's "music", but it's a miracle that bitch managed to pull herself back together considering that her twat mother will whore her out to anyone that will pay. What an epic douche clog.



  17. 17

    She's an idiot. I wouldn't watch that crap if it was free on Lifetime. No one cares…they're just another F'd up family. Who cares!



  18. 18

    Thats Sad Perez, im sorry but i have to say some trues.
    Since when you post total lies like this one. Come on, you used to post some decent almost true stuff.
    The blog is getting viewersless and you just post about boring stuff and YOUR FREAKING FUGLY DOG, WHO CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT????

    There is NOTHING about DRUGS AND SEx ON THE BOOK. WHAT ARE YOU doing??????????????

    I think in less then 2 years if you keep this shit so bad this blog is going to FAIL.

    Im sorry but its all true.



  19. 19

    Look, the dumb people really believed



  20. 20

    This has got to be a joke. I mean I like Britney a lot….but….come on…a movie? Really Lynne? Julia Roberts? Really? Nah……..not such a great idea.



  21. 21

    OMG people are REALLY DUMB



  22. 22

    Re: M3chick
    speak for yourself….
    i loves me a rainy saturday with lifetime originals!!!



  23. 23

    Re: LukeDid – ,,|,,



  24. 24

    There was a time when I though Lynn Spears was okay. As time passes, her true colors are starting to emerge and I have NO RESPECT whatsoever for her. Her behavior is a partial explanation of why both her daughters are so peculiar and total misfits in society. Too bad Lynn couldn't be satisfied being a mother, grandmother and person in her own right without always being on the lookout for the almighty $$$$. She needs to get a life!



  25. 25

    Re: ObamaistheMessiah – I love obama as much as the next person on his side but you are coming across as if he is the Antichrist, you freak…



  26. 26

    She looks more like Barbi Benton than Julia Roberts :P I'd watch a movie made from the book. I love trashy movie-of-the-week type films. I bet it'll end up a "Lifetime Original Movie" LOL



  27. 27

    Womanizer # 1 on Billboard Hot 100 ! ,congrats Britney



  28. 28

    I read her memoir and those "quotes" were no where in the book. This is absolutely not a "tell all" and I think she did what she set out to do, tell the Spears' side of all that happened. I suggest you read the memoir, then bash her if you still feel like it



  29. 29

    umm…obviously Sally Fields would play Lynne Spears…Perez, they totally look alike!



  30. 30

    Re: fercho.a.m.
    i agree!! whooo britney!!!!!



  31. 31

    how dumb is this lady to think that people would pay to see this.. I might watch it if its on lifetime.. if there is nothing else on.. but I mean seriously she really thinks julia roberts would play her? do celebrities not realize people dont like them we are jealous and astonished at them and want to see them fall.



  32. 32

    Re: ObamaistheMessiah – if u sees da nigga tell he i say fuck u & wheres my $ bitch



  33. 33

    Are they going to show a scene of Brit losing her vjaynity before the age of 16 the way her mom claims?

  34. MP says – reply to this


    34

    HA! She's so delusional.



  35. 35

    Sounds like someone wants some more $$$$$$$$ on her account.
    Her daughters probably banned her from using their money, so now she's looking for new ways.



  36. 36

    kill me now. or better still, kill her.



  37. 37

    cant stand this "southern" asswipe.
    People from the south should be shot. They are all fake bible thumping piece of garbage. Dont want then in office or in my personal life. Give them their own freaking country.

  38. Galen says – reply to this


    38

    This story has already been made. It's called my big redneck wedding on CMT hosted by tom arnold



  39. 39

    oh for the love of god….



  40. 40

    noo i read the book and i own it
    it neverrrr talks about britney doing drugs or having sex



  41. 41

    hmm, perhaps on lifetime and tori spelling can play one of them



  42. 42

    FUUUUUCKKKK THATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I LOOK JUST LIKE ANNA FARIS… THAT IS BLASTPHEMY TO US!



  43. 43

    Re: LukeDid – do you not realize that the national enquirer sells to people who do NOT believe what they print? they but for the entertainment value. perez is entertaining no matter what he says!



  44. 44

    Im soo tired of this drama going on with HO mamma and SHITney. They should both be wiped off the face of the universe!



  45. 45

    P.S. Anna Faris is cuter than SHITney!



  46. 46

    Arielle Kebbel looks a lot like Britney to me and is smart enough to play such a complex person of different stages. When she was in National Lampoon's Band Camp I could squint and see Brit Brit. Then she played one of he girls in John Tucker Must Die…..she's also the same frame and talks a lil like her.

    Anna Faris might do a spectacular job, but I've always had Arielle Kebbel in mind.



  47. 47

    OBAMA WILL RUIN THIS COUNTRY!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!!



  48. 48

    Perez, obviously you haven't read the book. It doesn't mention teenage sex, it only talks about how jamie lynn told her mom about the pregnancy, it hardly mentions drug use and never talks at all about alcohol. Retard.



  49. 49

    i read the BOOK, AND ITS NOT AS MUCH SCANDAL ASD EVERYONE SAYS…. SO OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE ARENT READING IT… I DIDNT SEE HER AS MONEY GRUBBING….. HOWEVER I DID THINK THAT ITS JUST WRONG THAT AT THIS TIME THE BOOK WAS PUBLISHED,



  50. 50

    i cnt stand this woman shes a fame whore she woz one of the ppl who fucked britney up



  51. 51

    She's on drugs…



  52. 52

    i read the book and it doesnt say anything about britney drinking or using drugs



  53. 53

    Well apparently the book wasn´t enough



  54. 54

    Perez, your full of shit. She hardly even talks about Britney that much in her book. I read the book this past weekend and she DOES NOT FOCUS ON BRITNEY"S PROBLEMS whatsoever, the book is baout her FAMILY'S HISTORY and how they managed to deal with evolving into a famous family over night. she does NOT TALK ABOUT BRITNEY's problems at all!!! Her book really puts it out there all the LIES the media spread about their family. and she just goes and CLARIFIES it all!!!.
    it also goes on to explain how their internal family problems and deaths were one of the many causes on britney's break down..and she also explained how she first met Sam Lufti. she doesn't explain anything about britney's breakdown. but does say that britney shaved her head two weeks after her aunt died of cancer after fightin cancer for over 2 years!!! so leave her alone u FUG CUBAN FAT BASTURD!



  55. 55

    YOU ARE VERY WRONG PEREZ! i have personally read the book myself and she does not mention anything about britney's sex life as a teenager, nor her "drug addiction". She may have mentioned the times that sam lufti has tried drugging her, but she does not really explicit britney personally, except the family as a whole. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT !!!!



  56. 56

    Womanizaaaaaaaaa!!!! I am Pro equal civil rights, Pro gay adoption and Pro Life… and I am anti Obama because he sells you the Robin Hood ideology… CHANGE sounds so pretty… THE WORST DECISIONS ARE MADE WHEN WE ARE DESPERATE FOR CHANGE… Look at Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Bolivia, Ecuador, China… etc., etc.,….. We need a re-structre of our system… but we do not need to CHANGE it completely….OBAMA WILL RUIN THIS COUNTRY!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!!



  57. 57

    Haha…crazy woman. Although Anna Faris would make a great Brit-Brit



  58. 58

    make the movie i would be so curious to actually see what happens in it cause im sure as hell not gunna read that stupid book.



  59. 59

    I'm glad Britney's back. And Britney's cool! Stop and leave her alone! Why don't you guys talk about Miley Cyrus better than Britney she doesn't deserve being critzied. Miley does!



  60. 60

    OMG perez BRITNEYS NEW HOT SONG IS #1 and you wont post about it ?



  61. 61

    Dude.. Just so you know the book mentions nothing about teenage sex, drugs or alcohol.



  62. 62

    Lol, you gotta laugh. She wants SO bad to be famous and cool…even if it makes her own kids look bad…sweet! Whatever, she's a wack job and it's a miracle they even turned out HALF normal



  63. 63

    Love you Perez, but read the book before you make accusations about it based on rumors you've heard. I've read it, and there is nothing regarding "Britney's problems with alcohol, drugs and teenage sex." In fact, it's about as far as you can get from a "tell-all." Lynne doesn't spill any dirty secrets. She does, however, express her unconditional love for her children…. Just sayin' :)



  64. 64

    I sitll can't believe that you weren't one of the first to post the music video for "Womanizer".
    If you even do post it you will be the last one to have done so.
    Come one Perez, I expect to be hearing things from you first!
    Sill



  65. 65

    crazy mother on the loose



  66. 66

    Re: Cristi – are you going to talk politics on every picture? cause i agree… but heres not the place

  67. Preps says – reply to this


    67

    Lynne, f U, as if, you take advantage of your own daughter, that's the lowest thing a person could do, your dirt, anyways, Britney is Back, yeah.