Madge Has Hired Prince Charles' Divorce Lawyer!!!
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia > Legal Matters > Love Line > Guy Ritchie
She's not fucking around, y'all!
When $518 million is at stake you gotta hire the best.
According to the Times of London, Madonna has hired big name Brit divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton.
In addition to repping Prince Charles, Miz Shackleton was in Sir Paul McCartney's corner in his fight against Mucca just recently.
Remember, Mucca dumped water on her the last day of court proceedings?
Anyway, there's a chance that Guy could walk away with a cool $250 million from the divorce.
Allegedly, there's no pre-nup in place!
There's buzz that Guy may be lining up the lawyer who represented Princess Diana in her divorce from Chuck.
How fitting!
The Times also points out that if Guy and Madge were U.S. based, Guy would have been entitled to a smaller payout.
Too bad, M!
[Image via Spirit Pictures/WENN.]
WHO THE FUCK CARES!!
she better not
come back to nyc
skank
He's still gonna git all your cash cunt!
Anything she loses in this divorce is HER fault. Maybe she'll remember a pre-nup for hubby #3.
grrrr
she is so pathetic…. i was in love with her (girl crush) forever until she has become such a SNOB….
she deserves to pay for cheatin on her man!!!
Didn't McCartney get fucked over?? Why would she hire that attorney. Idiot. Take everything Ritchie….except for the colored kid.
you know, there is a thing called
working out TOO MUCH!!
this is not surprising…she is always mean to him in interviews and they look soo unhappy in pictures. so sad for the kids though.
Re: State ziti –
um is prince charles a synonym for mc cartney?
just wondering…………..
damn,atleast hes getting out alive.
she just wants to be a whore,without having to answer to anyone.
i hope the men she sleeps with ”suit-up”.
THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR BEING A HOMEWRECKING SLUT.
DUMB WHORE.
no no no no n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!
Way to adopt a child and then break up the home right after. What a f'n monster she is! Selfish to no end.
Run Guy, Run!!! Yay, you are free. A much needed get out of jail "free" card. Have fun with some real women. Younger, fresher, hotter,NICER (hello, there are people out there that would love you for who you are, not what you represent) Guy is in no way upset. Anything is better than the prison known as madonna. Too bad her name doesnt rhyme with "OVA" ( over like 12 years ago) BUH-BYE SLUT!!! Slut Granny tranny
he deserves every PENNY. all those times she demeaned him and forced him to put her in a movie, he's thinking no pre-nup no pre-nup…
i love alot of her music but come on! no pre-nup? she's a notorious bitch so anyone who was slighted by her REJOICE! and perez you just like her cause she made a personal video of you but can't blame ya!
Way to adopt a child and then have a divorce. SELFISH WITCH…if you spent so much time "apart" why adopt an innocent child>???
LOOKS LIKE HER BROTHER CHRIS WASN'T SUCH A DOUCHEBAG AFTER ALL.
maybe he's the whore? ever think of that? I hope Madonna and Her brother can be best friends again…
oh well. If 250 mil isn't enough for the bag to live on, then she is pathetic. Guy deserves half. He put up with her insufferableness for the past 7+ years.
This had a ticking clock on it from the beginning. Her chance of adopting would have been nil had this been going on sooner. I am sure she pleaded him to give their marriage a chance or else she would have lost the adoption. Gee, a real soap opera. Its about time. Madonna had been boring for awhile now
i guess they had it with each other….. why not give it another chance.
LIKE THIS IS NEWS
SHE WAS BORN A
BITCH SHE CAN'T
GET ALONG WITH
ANYONE BECAUSE
SHE THINKS HER
SHIT DOESN'T STINK
SHE'LL DIE A LONELY
OLD CAT LADY
I'd want some MAJOR money after putting up w/ her from some 8 yrs or so! She's a control freak her way or no way, and I also think it's quite clear tht indeed she and A-rod have been doing the nasty swapping std's the works! I feel bad for the kids tho, people in Hollywood really just shouldn't get married!!!!!
See gay people…this is what your missing out on. Still want to win that cali prop???
Obama could bring them back together.
Ha! I hope Guy goes for the gold and takes his fair share. It can't be easy being married to that lady!
You see, there is always some truth to the rumors. Can't wait to find out the mess it will be when Brad and Angelina split with all those kids.
I don't care if he comes out broke as a joke, as long as he comes to me! I've been waiting on this divorce since the marriage…
Guy is the man for me….oh don't get me started on my love of Limeys in Sharkskin committing Ultra Violence..
Good going Guy!
BUT WHO WILL GET CUSTODY OF BABY DAVID?? MAYBE HE CAN GO BACK TO LIVING IN A HUT WITH HIS DADDY?? (HE'D BE BETTER OFF)
This is going to be one hot mess!
Interesting she announces this the day Britney's single hits number 1. I'm sure she'll pull some stunt on Dec 2 as well. Maybe Guy has the hots for Palin. She's younger and there is some reason Madonna has a hard on for her.
Fuck the haters! 1) Prenups are not valid in the UK 2) No, Paul McCartney did not get screwed, the gold-digger got less than she wanted originally 3) It isn't a publicity stunt, stupid and finally No one knows what the REAL reasons are the they are divorcing, but they are handling it like adults and have the best interests of the kids at heart, so STFU already. Geez, some people really need lives.
Perez Hilton is so behind on the news.
He kept claiming that it's not true, not true.
Aha!
He is so clueless!
HOME-WRECKING OLD WHORE.
TEAM GUY! YOU ARE WAAAAAYYYY TOO HOT FOR HER SAGGY ASS, ANYWAY. A-DOG WILL SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES, APPARENTLY.
i like her music.. but she's the one who ruined their marriage.
i wonder who gets the kids….
Ha Ha, I hope he bleeds her dry!!
She ought to find someone more her own age.
I hear Wilfred Brimley is single & looking.
So Guy needs to stay out of Mercedes and tunnels?
If Madonna had no pre-nup and didn't realize she could lose more $$ by living in Europe, then she is just stupid. Mariah has a pre-nup with Nick. Who's smarter?
Equal opportunity…split the assets acquired during the marriage down the middle - including his royalties from his movies and hers from records, children's books, clothes line, etc.
Kids will have to split their time between LA, NYC and London…sucks for them I'm sorry to say.
She is so past her expiration date. Your brother was right. You are a self-serving shmuck. Take that red Kabbalah cord and pray now beeetch!!!
the woman ain't joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think its just sad that a marriage can end with all this hoopla over money!!
guy go for 1/2 of everything,and there are millions of good women who would spoil you rotton…madge and arod deserve each other……your the real winner guy……
TEAM GUY!!!!! I would love to be his next wife, he will appreciate her SO much after being with that narcissist. Can you imagine the peace he can attain now. I hope he offers those children a safe haven away from her mania. I hope he is not as crazy as her!
What a low-life loser whore. She can't even keep a man. I hope he gets HALF!!
Just spit the shit and stay out of a court battle. How much money does one person need? Geez
OH NO…THAT MEANS MIMI AND CELINE WILL BE RICHER THAN HER IF THE COURT AWARDED GUY $250 MILLIONS OR HALF OF HER WEALTH?….DAMN LUCKY GUY, INDEED.
Eww NASTY WHITE DETROIT TRASH! Thats whats happens to people in the D the mom comes home with a black kid the white dad says WHAT THE!!!??? And leaves hah how true!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIZ I HAVE READ IN WEEKS. I hope she gets taken to the cleaners…. Karma baby!
LOVE Madonna, but she fucked up BIG TIME by not having a prenup! Thought she was smarter than that?!
Madonna is stupid! Guy seems like a great person but she's still the same stupid slut she's always been.
So if they haven't lived together as man and wife for over a year now, that explains why her brother tried to portray Guy as homophobic in his book. I knew that there was no feud between the brother and Madonna, and that they were in on it together. She was setting the stage to slander Guy way back then! Now we'll see a sweet reconciliation between brother and sister. GAG.