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Madge Has Hired Prince Charles' Divorce Lawyer!!!

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She's not fucking around, y'all!

When $518 million is at stake you gotta hire the best.

According to the Times of London, Madonna has hired big name Brit divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton.

In addition to repping Prince Charles, Miz Shackleton was in Sir Paul McCartney's corner in his fight against Mucca just recently.

Remember, Mucca dumped water on her the last day of court proceedings?

Anyway, there's a chance that Guy could walk away with a cool $250 million from the divorce.

Allegedly, there's no pre-nup in place!

There's buzz that Guy may be lining up the lawyer who represented Princess Diana in her divorce from Chuck.

How fitting!

The Times also points out that if Guy and Madge were U.S. based, Guy would have been entitled to a smaller payout.

Too bad, M!

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71 comments to “Madge Has Hired Prince Charles' Divorce Lawyer!!!”



  1. 1

    WHO THE FUCK CARES!!
    she better not
    come back to nyc
    skank



  2. 2

    He's still gonna git all your cash cunt!



  3. 3

    Anything she loses in this divorce is HER fault. Maybe she'll remember a pre-nup for hubby #3.



  4. 4

    grrrr



  5. 5

    she is so pathetic…. i was in love with her (girl crush) forever until she has become such a SNOB….
    she deserves to pay for cheatin on her man!!!



  6. 6

    you know, there is a thing called
    working out TOO MUCH!!



  7. 7

    this is not surprising…she is always mean to him in interviews and they look soo unhappy in pictures. so sad for the kids though.



  8. 8

    Re: State ziti
    um is prince charles a synonym for mc cartney?
    just wondering…………..



  9. 9

    damn,atleast hes getting out alive.
    she just wants to be a whore,without having to answer to anyone.
    i hope the men she sleeps with ”suit-up”.



  10. 10

    THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR BEING A HOMEWRECKING SLUT.

    DUMB WHORE.



  11. 11

    no no no no n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!



  12. 12

    Way to adopt a child and then break up the home right after. What a f'n monster she is! Selfish to no end.



  13. 13

    Run Guy, Run!!! Yay, you are free. A much needed get out of jail "free" card. Have fun with some real women. Younger, fresher, hotter,NICER (hello, there are people out there that would love you for who you are, not what you represent) Guy is in no way upset. Anything is better than the prison known as madonna. Too bad her name doesnt rhyme with "OVA" ( over like 12 years ago) BUH-BYE SLUT!!! Slut Granny tranny



  14. 14

    he deserves every PENNY. all those times she demeaned him and forced him to put her in a movie, he's thinking no pre-nup no pre-nup…
    i love alot of her music but come on! no pre-nup? she's a notorious bitch so anyone who was slighted by her REJOICE! and perez you just like her cause she made a personal video of you but can't blame ya!



  15. 15

    Way to adopt a child and then have a divorce. SELFISH WITCH…if you spent so much time "apart" why adopt an innocent child>???



  16. 16

    LOOKS LIKE HER BROTHER CHRIS WASN'T SUCH A DOUCHEBAG AFTER ALL.



  17. 17

    maybe he's the whore? ever think of that? I hope Madonna and Her brother can be best friends again…



  18. 18

    oh well. If 250 mil isn't enough for the bag to live on, then she is pathetic. Guy deserves half. He put up with her insufferableness for the past 7+ years.



  19. 19

    This had a ticking clock on it from the beginning. Her chance of adopting would have been nil had this been going on sooner. I am sure she pleaded him to give their marriage a chance or else she would have lost the adoption. Gee, a real soap opera. Its about time. Madonna had been boring for awhile now



  20. 20

    i guess they had it with each other….. why not give it another chance.



  21. 21

    LIKE THIS IS NEWS
    SHE WAS BORN A
    BITCH SHE CAN'T
    GET ALONG WITH
    ANYONE BECAUSE
    SHE THINKS HER
    SHIT DOESN'T STINK
    SHE'LL DIE A LONELY
    OLD CAT LADY



  22. 22

    I'd want some MAJOR money after putting up w/ her from some 8 yrs or so! She's a control freak her way or no way, and I also think it's quite clear tht indeed she and A-rod have been doing the nasty swapping std's the works! I feel bad for the kids tho, people in Hollywood really just shouldn't get married!!!!!



  23. 23

    Obama could bring them back together.



  24. 24

    Ha! I hope Guy goes for the gold and takes his fair share. It can't be easy being married to that lady!

    You see, there is always some truth to the rumors. Can't wait to find out the mess it will be when Brad and Angelina split with all those kids.



  25. 25

    I don't care if he comes out broke as a joke, as long as he comes to me! I've been waiting on this divorce since the marriage…
    Guy is the man for me….oh don't get me started on my love of Limeys in Sharkskin committing Ultra Violence..
    Good going Guy!



  26. 26

    BUT WHO WILL GET CUSTODY OF BABY DAVID?? MAYBE HE CAN GO BACK TO LIVING IN A HUT WITH HIS DADDY?? (HE'D BE BETTER OFF)



  27. 27

    This is going to be one hot mess!



  28. 28

    Interesting she announces this the day Britney's single hits number 1. I'm sure she'll pull some stunt on Dec 2 as well. Maybe Guy has the hots for Palin. She's younger and there is some reason Madonna has a hard on for her.



  29. 29

    Fuck the haters! 1) Prenups are not valid in the UK 2) No, Paul McCartney did not get screwed, the gold-digger got less than she wanted originally 3) It isn't a publicity stunt, stupid and finally No one knows what the REAL reasons are the they are divorcing, but they are handling it like adults and have the best interests of the kids at heart, so STFU already. Geez, some people really need lives.



  30. 30

    Perez Hilton is so behind on the news.
    He kept claiming that it's not true, not true.
    Aha!
    He is so clueless!



  31. 31

    HOME-WRECKING OLD WHORE.



  32. 32

    TEAM GUY! YOU ARE WAAAAAYYYY TOO HOT FOR HER SAGGY ASS, ANYWAY. A-DOG WILL SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES, APPARENTLY.



  33. 33

    i like her music.. but she's the one who ruined their marriage.
    i wonder who gets the kids….



  34. 34

    Ha Ha, I hope he bleeds her dry!!



  35. 35

    She ought to find someone more her own age.
    I hear Wilfred Brimley is single & looking.



  36. 36

    So Guy needs to stay out of Mercedes and tunnels?



  37. 37

    If Madonna had no pre-nup and didn't realize she could lose more $$ by living in Europe, then she is just stupid. Mariah has a pre-nup with Nick. Who's smarter?



  38. 38

    Equal opportunity…split the assets acquired during the marriage down the middle - including his royalties from his movies and hers from records, children's books, clothes line, etc.
    Kids will have to split their time between LA, NYC and London…sucks for them I'm sorry to say.



  39. 39

    She is so past her expiration date. Your brother was right. You are a self-serving shmuck. Take that red Kabbalah cord and pray now beeetch!!!



  40. 40

    the woman ain't joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  41. 41

    I think its just sad that a marriage can end with all this hoopla over money!!



  42. 42

    guy go for 1/2 of everything,and there are millions of good women who would spoil you rotton…madge and arod deserve each other……your the real winner guy……



  43. 43

    TEAM GUY!!!!! I would love to be his next wife, he will appreciate her SO much after being with that narcissist. Can you imagine the peace he can attain now. I hope he offers those children a safe haven away from her mania. I hope he is not as crazy as her!



  44. 44

    What a low-life loser whore. She can't even keep a man. I hope he gets HALF!!



  45. 45

    Just spit the shit and stay out of a court battle. How much money does one person need? Geez



  46. 46

    OH NO…THAT MEANS MIMI AND CELINE WILL BE RICHER THAN HER IF THE COURT AWARDED GUY $250 MILLIONS OR HALF OF HER WEALTH?….DAMN LUCKY GUY, INDEED.



  47. 47

    Eww NASTY WHITE DETROIT TRASH! Thats whats happens to people in the D the mom comes home with a black kid the white dad says WHAT THE!!!??? And leaves hah how true!



  48. 48

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIZ I HAVE READ IN WEEKS. I hope she gets taken to the cleaners…. Karma baby!

  49. WhOrE says – reply to this


    49

    LOVE Madonna, but she fucked up BIG TIME by not having a prenup! Thought she was smarter than that?!



  50. 50

    Madonna is stupid! Guy seems like a great person but she's still the same stupid slut she's always been.



  51. 51

    So if they haven't lived together as man and wife for over a year now, that explains why her brother tried to portray Guy as homophobic in his book. I knew that there was no feud between the brother and Madonna, and that they were in on it together. She was setting the stage to slander Guy way back then! Now we'll see a sweet reconciliation between brother and sister. GAG.

  52. WRC says – reply to this


    52

    It's a shanda this Madonna / Guy Ritchie divorce. But what we really would like to know is…"Who Gets The Coffin?" Cast your vote at:

    www.weddingringcoffin.com/who-gets-the-coffin

    We'll send a Wedding Ring Coffin to the spouse with the most votes.



  53. 53

    SO THE DIVORCE STUFF WAS TRUE????? WOW SHE IS SUCH A OLD SNAKE, WHY WONT SEE JUST RETIRE HER OLD ASS???????



  54. 54

    Why would anyone marry when you can live together.



  55. 55

    no prenup is no prenup 50 50 all the way,as it should be.



  56. 56

    See, Perez. This is sad, she's how old and doesn't know what she wants but to tear apart another womans' family and put her own children through hell. Most everything she does is for publicity. She didn't want to adopt until it was the "cool" thing to do. I'm glad mimi was smart and selfless (madge has no clue about that word) enough to realize she needed to wait until a child would be her main and most important focus.



  57. 57

    I cant' stand Madonna. That aside, it's no surprise that the ultra self-absorbed, talentless loser is divorcing. She could not care less about her kids.

    Bitch. Stay away, Madonna. Go live in another country. You are an embarrassment.

    I skip all the Madonna related articles except for this one. I needed to spew the truth about this c*nt.



  58. 58

    Both of them are rich. No need to be greedy Guy!



  59. 59

    Such a big shock (NOT). She has become such a high almighty cow lately so it doesn't surprise me that he would bail. I say this an I'm a fan. I guess brother Chris will be happy.



  60. 60

    In German papers it says that Guy told his attorney he doesn t wanna have one cent from Madonna. I do not think there will be much quarrelling over money….



  61. 61

    ALL I GOTTA SAY IS HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I HOPE HE GETS A GOOD AMOUNT OF HER FORTUNE! MADONNA HATES TO LOSE HER MONEY! SHE'S SUCH A CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  62. 62

    he wont take any money from her anyway.he has too much class and that crazy bitch dunped him because of kabala the same reason she dumped brit brit recently mad fucking cow



  63. 63

    Really, no one cares about her anymore, HOWEVER, he deserves whatever he gets dollar-wise for putting up with her for the past however-many years! Ugh. She is such a controlling bitch who has totally lost her looks, which were minimal to begin with.



  64. 64

    Re: Bavaria – All he wants is OUT. Who can blame him? She always has, and always will, acted like a classless, trashy whore. In just a few short years, she'll be chasing some elderly married man down the halls of a nursing home in her wheelchair … while her kids stay continents away ’cause she's such a skanky witch. Guy Ritchie can do WORLDS better than Madonnkey … He is Fine with a capital "F" … She's just ridiculous … Those poor children …



  65. 65

    Too bad? WTF? Too bad she is dragging her kids through the mud because she is a self obsessed narcissist. Not to mention a homewrecking whore who drops husbands like underwear. Realllll classy brood. And Mulover (above) YOUR the one that needs to get a life and quit being a dumbass. IF SHE HAD THE BEST INTEREST OF HER KIDS AT HEART, she wouldn't have been whoring around and then divorcing their dad, would she? Dumbass.



  66. 66

    MOLUVER: Notice how you are in the minority and not the majority. MOST people can see her for what she is. Take the blinders off baby.



  67. 67

    I'd say he earned every penny of it.



  68. 68

    guy u better watch out coz ur no gonna get a penny luv madonna



  69. 69

    *
    OMG, she does not have roots!
    *



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  71. 71

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