Completely Gratuitous

Twilight star Robert Pattinson showed up at the premiere of the new film Sex Drive, Wednesday night in Los Angeles.
Swoon.
Let's take a ride and get sexy, baby!!!
[Image via WENN.]

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Twilight star Robert Pattinson showed up at the premiere of the new film Sex Drive, Wednesday night in Los Angeles.
Swoon.
Let's take a ride and get sexy, baby!!!
[Image via WENN.]
still looks like he had a cow lick his hair
mmmmm, sex drive. yeah, digging the bed head. put the vampire paint on and lets get nasty.
dear lord
please let me have sex with you
oh lord, cant wait for twilight…
i loove
love
love love
his hair…
button up that fucking shirt. chest hair. eww.
See what happens if you oppose abortion? Obama '08
love his hair!
FIRST? OH WAIT, I KEEP HAVING LOG-IN ISSUES WITH THIS SHITTY SITE, UGH!
greasy hair
OMG the he makes such a perfect Edward…I can not even wait to see this mvie…you all must read the twilight series…its to die for !!
GEEZ youre such a homo! Im sure that guy wants to get sexy with BBH like you. BTW fix the ads for chickdowntown theyre totally not working with the css
NICE HAIR HOSER!
Dang!!! He's so so hot.
sooo hot… can't wait for the movie!!
yum!!!
Ok the hair is STUPID! Hello….finger in light socket!!!
Trying too hard….if he weren't as handsome he'd be laughed at.
OMG. I can't to see this fucking movie already. He does makes the perfect edward and I would so fuck him in a heart beat!
he is beautiful but
WHAT DA FUCK WITH THE HAIR……not nice
yay
sex hair!
When i saw this pic, the only word i could say was : HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!!
Re: Melissa is always right – Down girl, down!
He is not bad but, the one that is super hot is the guy from the Knight Rider show!!! BABY!!! Anyone know anything about him?
i love him dont get me wrong but DAMN his hair-do has got to go!!!!! C-mon rob! Do it for the ladies! Anyway i still love you =]
Holy Sweet Mother of God!
:3 yay
that is some NICE post-sex hair!!!!!!
yum
dear god…
perez, i do not think it is right for you to post something that gets us ladies this excited during working hours.
that is sex hair… mmmmm.
Who let him out of the house with hair like that?
so friggin' hot! i wish he would bite my pillow!
OMG…he's SOOOO gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 More Perez More!
someone's got a case of the "gayface"…
Did he brush his hair with a spoon?
yay perez you listened he is so fuckable thanks for posting this
ok for once perez you are right…
he's hot.
Re: Trouble – don't you mean: "Oh Sweet Merlin's cellphone! What have I done?" hmm wonder if anyone will get the reference…
HOLY SMOKES, I've died and gone to Rob heaven.
sex hair hahahahahha oh my god LOL
Love him! Thanks Perez! More Rob!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, YUUUMMMMMY!
Hi hair looks on purpose stupid.
so sad how i live a block away..by the time i showed up he was gone!!! so so sad!!!
i take that back he had a cow with mad cows disease lick his head
moooooooooooooooo
Re: mama of 2 – love the avatar!
hahaha, Perezy's finally warming up to our little vampire mijo!
And if you say ewwww..when y ou see chesthair, go back to the playground and play on the swings, seriously.
Aw, my pretty pony pattinson is so purty.
Eyd take him to the candy shop
OME!
ps: And thanks for perezy for not putting jizz on his mouth again!
veeerryy nice
omg…..i am so in love with him…like sooooooo in love…he makes the perfect Edward Cullen….soooo dreamyyyyyyyyy….***sigh***
Re: mollymouse – lol He is hot.. but that hair is not cute
Oh Lordy!!! He's so gorgeous!!! I don't think he knows how big he's going to get here in the next 5 weeks. I bet he'll be on the sexiest men issue of people.
he looks like hugh grant in this pic……normally this dude looks FINE AS FUCK (FAF) but ewwwwwww hugh grant is a gross hooker lover!
Did he just get out of bed?
UNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Smokin hot, but what the fuck is up with his hair!!!!
i want to tap that twice
to bad he has such small hands =/
Re: The Mary – lol i will admit he has the hotness…lol and there is one upside to his hair being that long you can really grab some handfulls of it and boss him around LOL meowwww LOL
Well..i've never seen this show before..but he is SEXY
WHAT A SEXY BEAST
YUM
DELISH!
Keep posting these, PNasty. I can't get enough of him… Delicious dish!
thank you thank you thank you! we are grateful! hes the hottest thing ive seen since Jared Leto!
WTF is up what that freaking hair
OMG. I think I'm drooling. Wait. I am drooling… I can't wait for the movie to come out!!!!!
I just sqweeed out loud…. at work.
I love the small chest hair. His fucking eyes. Even is Ridiculous hair. I'm behaving like a teenager and its both exciting and pathetic.
Hello Hottness!
he looks like he's stoned…
Leave the hair just the way it is!!!!!! He has different hair styles in the past but this one by far is the sexiest!!! My heart is melting!!! I want more Perez!!!
Suddenly Stuart Townsend got ugly.
WOW!!! He has a massive case of sex hair!!!!! LOVES IT!!!!! Can't wait for Twilight to come out!!! 35 more days!!
wow, i want him! He is so sexy!
ok i dont normally go for pretty boys but he can bite my neck any day of the week
i love his hair, and his eyes, and him
he NEEDS to re consider his hair
MY FUCKING GOD! He is gorgeous!!! PEREEEZZZ!!!!! I want him!!! Get him for me!!!
ilu rob!
yummyy
in the spirit of the twilight books…
"i love you. i want you. right now."
that about sums it up.
Re: Sagebeth – there is nothing wrong with your behavior! i'm 26 and behaving just like you!
he is drunk as shit in this picture but it doesnt matter. love his hair….he's sexy as hell.
Re: mollymouse – pull that hair!
One word: Fuckable
Thanks for not putting jiz on his beautiful face again. =D
that hair just isn't working for me!
Nice effing hair… kinda looks like Brandon Davis' grease-ness
& to all the people who think his hair is ugly or whatever you losers are saying you can SUCK IT! lol & he doesn't even have that much chest hair, so stop being immature about it.
Re: Jealous_Much? – his hands are HUGE. and he has really long fingers…he plays the piano.
What are you people smoking? He looks retarded.
hellooo, handsome.
Yummmyyyy..but he needa alittle trim not too much just a little.
Im in my HCL class now and shreeked out loud like a 14 year old little girl and my whole classed just stared at me hahaha
When all the girls looked back to see what was up, they all hurried to ur site PErez to see his hotness for themselves! hahaha
Wow. That guy has got to be SWIMMING in poon!
whats up with his hair?
WELL HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! mineminemine
LOVE HIM !! sexxxy
Re: southernbella – LOL!!! this is by far the best post all day cause its so halarious to see the posts from all the gals and guys who are in love with him:P LOL even the ones fighting to defend his honor if someone makes fun of him hahaha
HELLO SEXY
He makes a *perfect* Edward.
Really?? I guess only the gays like this guy because I don't see it at all. He is fugly and this Twilight show sounds like a joke. ugh.