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Quote Of The Day

Filed under: Quote of the Day > Jonas Brothers > Taylor Swift

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"I just got back from a 5 show run on the road. Now I'm sitting in my kitchen..on the counter. Eating cool whip. And trying to think of things to do with my free time. Other than talking to my cat and making playlists of sad songs. Sad songs are awesome, by the way."

- Joe Jonas' recently dumped - via phone! - ex-girlfriend, country cutie Taylor Swift, on her official blog



72 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

  1. 1

    she's sooooo sweet.

  2. 2

    Cool whip will kill you.

  3. 3

    He dumped her over the phone because he's a CHILD and that's what children do.

  4. 4

    WHO GIVES A FUCK!

  5. 5

    Re: sweetpiece – LOL!

  6. AMO says – reply to this
    6

    OMG that's pathetic; poor baby! Joe's a dick… be a man and break it off in person atleast.

  7. 7

    she's too cute for his ugly, pillow biting ass anyway!!

  8. 8

    there are plenty of other fish in the sea taylor dont worry about it…lol what really happened in the breakup? was taylor pressuring the jonas brother for nookie hahahahhahaha

  9. 9

    he broke up with her because she
    isn't a slut like cyrus.

  10. 10

    Re: sweetpiece – lol
    it can.

  11. 11

    Shez not that
    appealing
    at all. I like
    men with
    short hair.
    obama
    roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  12. 12

    His loss! She's adorable! He'll be around for a little while (just like the rest of the boy bands) but she will have a long successful career. She can do way better!

  13. 13

    No reason to be sad, his star is almost burned out and yours is just starting to light up!!

  14. 14

    Re: AMO
    I broke up with my last boyfriend over a text message, and then wrote him a letter through myspace and still haven't talked to him
    on the phone.
    He's a dick and he got off on my pain and I couldn't take it anymore, and I didn't want him to have the chance on making
    me the bad guy, coz I was good and never cheated like the girl in the picture.
    He deserved what he got. Now, I don't get sick from his stress anymore..I'm FREE.

  15. 15

    Joe Jonas is a gay boy.

  16. 16

    OMG call rehab now …. that's how it all starts…. eating cool whip, next thing you know you are a lesbian driving into shrubs

  17. 17

    Re: _Alice_ – he also likes apples up his butt

  18. 18

    say mccain
    say mccain
    sarabaracuda
    is gonna do it
    4/ya
    shez not playin
    gamez
    yayayayaayaay yayayayayaya ayayayyay ayyayayayaya
    GOD BLESS AMERICA

  19. 19

    He's dumb. She's probably the best gf he will ever have. She has talent, beauty and her own money. What's he thinking? I guess he is just a baby.

  20. 20

    lunch…..mmmm sushi….later

  21. 21

    Re: hottie – He's totally liking the apples. Mmmmm, yummy apples!

  22. 22

    She's too hot for his troll ass anyways!!

  23. 23

    I guess their parents skipped the lesson on having a little class!

  24. 24

    His loss, she's talented and beautiful and deserves someone better anyways.

  25. 25

    at least shes taking the breakup okay
    unlike miley cyrus who went all emo and colored her hair dark because a jobro broke-up with her

    HAHAHA

  26. 26

    Ooooh to be 17 and dramatic!

    Sarah McLachlan was my go to when I was 17 and mellow dramatic.

  27. 27

    you know whats even better? than just that?
    SHE was actually going to break up with him first, partly because of that whole promise ring thing. so he broke up with her before she did him.

    the entire thing is completely immature.

  28. 28

    that is sooooo sad……

  29. 29

    She can't think of anything to do with her free time?

    Maybe that's why she got dumped…how dull. No hobbies or ideas besides being someone's boyfriend? Come on, now.

  30. 30

    Don't worry, Taylor, was way too god for him anyway… She deserves someone that is mature enough not to breakup with someone. She is probably the best girlfriend he'll ever have, besides, she's better off, he is huge now, but the JB will disappear, is just a matter of time, and she will have a long sucessful career.
    You go Taylor, you're amazing!

  31. 31

    Re: Moimeme – Ha…or being someone's GIRLfriend, I should have said. My bad.

  32. 32

    Re: hottie – LOL…

  33. 33

    Re: Marilyn0603 – I meant, not to breaup with someone via phone…

  34. 34

    Grow up Taylor…. if you are in Daytona go to Biketober fest and have a good time…. Ahhh the drama

  35. 35

    Re: missmel – Haha, yeah I know I am so heartbroken when that happens to me. *rolls eyes*

  36. 36

    Re: ArmPitt&trade!!!SEMICOLON!!! – Hahaha, seriously.

  37. 37

    he dumped her because she wouldn't put out….boys lol.

  38. 38

    THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE JACKASS'S

  39. 39

    I love Taylor.

  40. 40

    She is adorable!!! She deserves better, I mean it!! They still kids, ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!

  41. 41

    Re: mama of 2 – correction, nick jonas dated miley cyrus.
    but i agree she is a sweetheart.

  42. 42

    love taylor. i hope she's doing good because she's awesome :)

  43. 43

    I don't like this girl..

  44. 44

    I would WRECH that chick. She's hotter than hot.

  45. 45

    *
    The sad songs are letting her feel her loss. I love her as a performer because she reaches into the depth of her soul and puts emotion into her music. She's also as beautiful as an angel.
    *

  46. Sj89 says – reply to this
    46

    I love Taylor Swift! She's so cute!

  47. 47

    Better now than find out years down the road she is his "beard."

    He looks extremely effeminate to me. Makes my GAYDAR alarm go crazy. Put him in heels and a dress and he'd be prettier than RuPaul.

  48. 48

    aww.in the blog it also said that she was listening to the song LOW by Kelly Clarkson..which is about someone doing something low..i think breaking up over that phone because your "people" told you it was whats best for your career is pretty low..

  49. 49

    She is a cutie, she will snap out of it. Cool Whip. How about a tub of Ice Cream. There you will feel better.

  50. 50

    he probably only broke up with her on the phone because he couldnt see her on person hes probably thousands of miles away from her its better than a text and JB rox ppl break up and move on so its not like he's the devil

  51. k-lee says – reply to this
    51

    Aww Taylor… I'll hug you. *hugs*

    I agree with everyone who says she deserves so much better. It's his loss.

  52. 52

    aw ):
    i love taylor swift.
    and to all the people that are like "she needs to get over it."
    when your heartbroken, it takes a couple days to heal.

  53. 53

    Didn't you mean, "COO-WHIP?"

  54. 54

    Like Priests, he's using his "religious beliefs" to cover up his homosexuality. He dumped her cuz she probably wanted more than fashion talk.

  55. Rieco says – reply to this
    55

    lmfao, she's so pathetic.