So the latest development in Madonna and Guy Ritchie's epic divorce battle is that the two have not been on speaking terms for a while, with communication occurring only between their respective personal assistants.
A source close to the pair snitches, "It has become so bad that they cannot be in a room together for more than a few minutes without having a shouting match."
We just hope it isn't in front of the kids!
Another insider says that the Material Girl gave Guy an ultimatum last Friday: transplant back to the States or it's over.
Even after affecting a fake British accent?
Ritchie couldn't wait until the conclusion of Madonna's current tour - the marriage has been dead for a while. Family and friends knew the state of things but kept it under wraps. The couple tried for years to reconcile - to no avail.
Or so he'd like us to believe!
Despite the silent treatment, a friend of Ritchie's predicts a peaceful divorce, as Madonna has already offered Ritchie ownership of a $24 million country estate.
That seems to go against Madonna's onstage dish at her soon-to-be-ex at her Boston show last night!
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