The Cougar Celebrates Her Cub's Birthday
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer
How sweet!
Gag.
Jennifer Aniston helped her boy toy (who likes to kiss boys), John Mayer, ring in his 31st birthday on Wednesday night at LA's Grand Havana Room, a members-only restaurant and cigar club.
Cough, cough!
A snitch reported, "They seemed to be having a great time. They were sitting next to each other. They're a very good-looking couple and seemed happy together."
Enjoy the happiness while you have it!
It's not gonna last long!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: October 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Perez this is why he got back w/ Maniston… to get news coverage. NO ONE CARES!!!
Oh, he just came back for the presents! Self centered little prick. Jen thinks, but a little prick is better than no prick…..
so sweet….now go make/gather some babies.
This time they
are together forever and ever.
No more running around for John.
They will live happily ever after.
And Bill Clinton has sex with Hillary.
Good for Jenn! Whatever makes her happy.
MANISTON IS SUCH A LOSER.
ANGELINA IS SOMEWHERE LAUGHING HER ASS OFF.
Sorry Perez but you are misinformed. John Mayer doesn't like kissing boys. He has a penchant for farm animals with a particular preference for pigs.
STFU Perez you are such a hater.
You are just mad that Jen gets more dick than you do.
You keep saying that John likes to kiss boys. Who did he kiss? What did I miss? Someone fill me in please!
Gag indeed Perez. For a woman who could have her pick of men, she sure knows how to pick daft wee boys. She has low self esteem and needs to be in charge of the relationship which explains why the likes of John Mayer even gets a look in with her. Shame.
Courtesy of 'anon' from Hollyscoop site:
….The termination month has been announced. "Jen's friends are just worried that she will again be hurt by John. … Granted, this isn't as serious as what happened with Brad [Pitt], but it's a shame she's attracted to a guy you know is not around for the long haul,” said an Aniston pal, convinced Mayer "will have moved on to someone else by Christmas." Conveniently, Aniston has some cheap romcom out in Christmas, so this is for her not to walk the red carpet alone. How obvious and pathetic!
come on, perez, give them a break! they may be happy. we know you don't like maniston, but at least be decent!
i don't understand why everyone hates jen… ? i mean, brad cheated on her with angelina. so? why does that say something about who she is? i'm sure both brad and angelina wish her the best… and she is beautiful and looks happy… she's moved on. why can't you?!?!
Can someone say "BITTER" what did Maniston ever do to you? Besides take John Mayer… Perez you lost abunch of weight, let him go, and find yourself a goodlooking.. you can do that now with all the money you're making..
perez….why do you hate
her but have your head
shoved up angelina's ass so far?
i just don't get it………
Mc2Too: he made out with Perez. Anyway, I do not get it. Why is she into this guy? She is way too classy to associate with the douche. He must have a huge schlong.
Call her what you want, at least she's got nothing to do with the craziness that is Brangellina - whether they're beautiful and successful, it's irrelevant, they're down right weird.
You're well rid Jen.
CLEARLY, Perez desperately needs to get laid so he can stop being such a bitter betty. Anyone know any hot gay guys? Come on! Help the guy out! hahahahahahahhahahahahhaaaaaa
Nothing wrong with a little cougar action; my man whore is a bit younger than me.
That means John Mayer and I have the same birthday. I don't know how I feel about this.
I'd like to know why Mario, who seems to be so lively and 'happy' when he's on low rated 'chat' shows, but who vents such anger and venom on his cyber blog. It must be a sad, sad life to sit behind a computer screen demonstating the amount of jealous and envy this manchild has.
What pains me is that there is a woman out there who raised you and who is probably a nice lady but you constantly show her up for being a self-centered, intenet bitch. You are a letdown both as a mother's son and a human being. You have sold your soul and put yourself so far up 'there' that when someone else comes along, who is willing to be even more bitchy without kissing up to minor celebs like Mika, Beth Fatto etc, you will fall so hard and be left in a very lonely L.A apartment with just that mutt of yours to keep you company.
I hope one day you can find inner happiness, because at the moment, all I see from every lame blog entry, is a man over 30, without a partner, and who spends all his life concentrating on celebrities. Take a step back and observe your own behavior. You may find it shocking.
Doesn't anyone remember him on TMZ trying to get the right cream for 'jock irritation?' This guy is a walking poster boy for STD's and freebies found in Jen's pants, and wallet. They are both slutty brats that refuse to grow up.
Yes, we know HE KISSED YOU!!!!!!!! Now will you please quit going on, and on, and on about that. EVERYBODY KNOWS. And you are probably right about everything. But you sound like a whiny tit who didn't get his way. Your such a stalker when it comes to them. MOVE ON!!! I think that guys are going to be scared to kiss you because if they don't feel the chemistry you will rant about it forever. You are no better than Jennifer with all of the whinning.
She's not a freakin' cougar, Perez! She's not old and there's not much of an age difference b/w them.
PEREZ………
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WAS HE YOUR FIRST AND ONLY KISS?.
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the way you blabber, it reminds me of 8th grade and the bitter girl whose man kissed me instead of her………….
Isn't she like 51?
Re: Melissa is always right – 19 Then why are you messin with milk?
She deserves some happiness. She probably knows it won't last and is just having some fun-hopefully she doesn't get hurt along the way. The best revenge is to be happy and it looks like she is having fun too. Don't be such a hater Perez!! Angelina is the one who said she would never cheat with a married man b/c she wouldn't be able to look at herself in the mirror then admittedly did with Brad and got pregnant very quickly. She's a homewrecker and I can't figure out why everyone else who cheats with a married man is a slut or whore and you think she's a saint. You are as twisted as she is. She is nasty and her true colors will come out in time.
Who cares Perez? She is not that much older than him. Certainly not enough to qualify as a "cougar." Why don't you get off your hiney and get some new material?
YAWN YAWN……. How boring. Seriously Perez does anyone really im mean really give a shit if these two r still dating!? Hhmmmmm….. Let me help you out, the answer is a big fat >HELL NO
Re: sweetpiece – I have a cow fetish too. You jealous, you a cow? lol
Oh yeah I hate this news; 40 years old lady (who suppose to have 4 kids) and 31 years old man (who shall have lovely life)……why she has to stick /w his dick..does she know how to make it or work it out!!!!! lol
Here we go again!
Gosh Perez your so harsh on Jen!! She was burnt by her man and in public. Brad did't even try to play the affair off to save someone he loved a little bit shame. He's pathedic! Everyone talks about Angelina was a home wrecker and she is but…. Brads cheating ass was married to Jen not Angelina. I will never go to another F'n Brad pit movie for the rest of my life … f'n DISLOYAL looser! And Angie is a 1st class head case. This train wreck thinks having a bunch of kids keeps you together….. She's crazy!!!
PREDICTION:
Brad and Angelina part ways after the holidays…. before summer 2009
Live it up Jen, be a slut, Fuck whoever you want.
i mean john may not be the guy to get serious with, but can you ever be sure with anyone? look at what happened with Brad, moreover what happens with relationship in hollywood.
just enjoy thing as they are and let it be
break her cougar heart john!
and you should change that pic …i hate to see them match!!
Jen really is pathetic, I am sorry. This is a guy that told the media that he dumped her. Why would she resume a relationship with him?
I don't know why Perez hates them so much!!
I mean of course Jennifer isn't one of the most loveable movie stars, and John Mayer looks more like a creep then a person, but please, there's no reason to hate!
I dont know if Brad indeed cheated on Jen with Angelina and if he did, so what?? He wasn't happy with Jennifer, because a happy man who loves his wife do not cheat, do not jeopardize everything.
My opinion of Jennifer (I might be wrong) is that she is a selfish person. Back in 2003, the 10th and final season of FRIENDS only had 17 episodes instead of the common 21 because her didn't want to continue doing the show. Actually she wanted just to appear ocasionally at the last season and then they made her (with money)decide to do only 17 episodes. I mean, FRIENDS was the show who gave her everything, she could at least leave with dignity, to have respect for the fans and her co-workers. She thought that she would be a movie star, but she is a bad actress (all of her caracthers are the same. she has no expression) and also she is not reachable to fans. She doesnt agree to do interviews, she is always a bitch when people met her at street. People got sick of her.
The only reason that her face still sells magazines that's because friends was a very popular show and have so many fans. And people are waiting for her to say something about Brangelina.
c'mon folks, everyone deserves a second chance!!! John didn't stick it to Jen hard enough the last time, she came out smelling like a rose and looking even better than before the (?) relationship. This time he'll really mess with her pretty, dumb little head. He is a true sociopath/misogynist. If her doesn't leave 'em writhing in a ball of insecurity and pain, he hasn't completed the job.They don't get any sicker than this dirt bag. Watch out Jen!!!!
Re: Jenfraud – Jen told John she needed space to think about if they're right for each other, and John freaked out cause he thought she was dumping HIM so He ended it first. John recently told friends he really missed Jen and if she wanted to try again (John said he would stop talking to the papps) to please give him a call. 5 weeks later, she did. Jen is sexually attracted to John but his humor at times is juvenile and non stop, as if he HAS to make everyone laugh all the time.
Re: urdumb –
At the restaurant in NYC, they said "We wouldn't have noticed them if WE WERE NOT NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE". Who called? John of course! So "not talking to the papps" aint' happening, as that's all he is interested. Not Aniston herself. She is also using him to grab a bit of ink space which she wont' get otherwise with her non-work.
Re: Jenfraud – Let's not forget that Maniston's Xmas romantic comedy is yet another ensemble piece. Meaning if it's a hit, the Jen Hen's will credit her even though there are much bigger stars in it. Anything she stars in AS A LEAD has bombed. The only way people will see a Chinnifer Anuston film is when she is buried under more talented actors. She blows asshole.
I'm convinced this is a publicity stunt for her new movie.
Well dayum, my boy toy is 12 years younger than me.
She is a glutton for punishment and has a chin like potato head Willis.
I cant believe she got back with him after all that SHIT he talked after they broke up. It shows how desperate and pathetic Jen really is! He'll leave her by Christmas..and cheat on her in the meantime.
Perez you sexy beast you–why do you hate on Jennifer so much? I love her, she is very talented, a regular girl, and hilariously funny-she's someone i would want as a friend–she is lovely and i hope some very goodlooking kind succesful man finds her and marries her very soon—go Jennifer!
Perez, Perez.
Boy you have some growing up to do honestly.
First off, you need to get over the fact that John Mayer will NEVER like you.
Second, we all know that you guys making out never happened (':
Third, if John Mayer wants to be with that ugly cougar let him.
But I will agree with you, it won't last long.
But you need to STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!