Dumpy Dick Pleads Guilty
Filed under: Legal Matters > Busted! > Andy Dick
Hey, so remember back in July when Andy Dick decided that dignity wasn't really his thing and in a fit of alcohol-induced idiocy pulled down the shirt of a 17-year-old girl outside of a restaurant?
Well, on Friday he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery and marijuana possession in Murrieta, California. He'll have to pick up one of Hollywood's hottest accessories for the season: the SCRAM alcohol monitoring anklet.
Two additional charges of public intoxication and possession of Xanax without a prescription were dropped, and the battery charge is a downgrade from sexual assault.
Paid a lot of money to do so, Dumpy Dick's lawyer Jeffery Rubenstein, says, "Andy is a great guy. People don’t really know him and we are considering this matter closed. He’s looking forward to putting this matter behind him."
Actions speak louder than words.
We're going to charge him with stupidity.
Oh, and guess what? The verdict's in.
Guilty as charged!
ewww
Haha
First!
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.
hahaha! he has a butt-chin!
Re: aejactress –
nope. better luck next time!
I know!
This guy needs help…he's flushing any talent he has left down the toilet.
Blech
he looks like such a wierdo in this pic, but I was watching Old School earlier and he's the "BJ" instructor in that movie, and it's hilarious!
I need to party with this pervert, seems he can get some good 'scrips
Andy Dick = Epic Failure
Bi sexual actor/comic/nut job Andy Dick
went bonkers when a pack of paparazzi
suddenly invaded his property during
the at-home taping of his new reality
show pilot for VH1,
The National Enquirer reports.
.
Screaming that the crew members had
sold him out by tipping off the photogs,
Andy had to be restrained when he
charged the photographer’s car.
.
Andy Dick threatened to smoosh his
(insert Andy’s last name here) up
against the rolled up window.
.
“Why not!
My genitals are already on the Internet!”
Andy screamed at the camera folk.
.
Staff and friends had to calm down
the bonkers Andy,
reminding him that by order of the courts,
Andy had to at least ACT
sober for a change.
god he is such a wad.
WHAT A FAG!!
Is he even considered a celebrity anymore?
haha o god this guy.i live in murrieta =P..my mom works at one of the bars that he went into that night in canyon lake called the Lake House….they kicked him out and he went to pepe's and got kicked out of there and went to my moms friends party and they kicked him out of the party…this guy is a major wack job and way perverted…my mom said he was being very perverted towards every girl he saw…just thought i let you know
His mugshot looks like an Aphex Twin album cover.
Murrieta, CA is a trashy town so he probably not the first douche bag to bother that chick. Most people that hang out with him die tragic deathes so thank goodness she didn't.
Creep!
He's completely fucked
This picture is creepy…
that photo is really creepy
yumm
haha he has officialy landed smack-dab face first on the Z list