If You Can't Say Something Nice….

Filed under: Broadway Babies > Fashion Smashion > Katie Holmes

Oh dear.

Oh, honey.

Oh, no.

Just.

NO!

Katie Holmes stepped out to the premiere of her Broadway show, All My Sons, in an atrocious outfit of her own design on Thursday night.

We don't even know where to start.

So we're not even going to try.

We'll let the photos speak for themselves.

Whatever happened to our fresh-faced Joey?

We hardly recognize her!

At least Anonymous picketed the premiere. That's nice!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this »

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joshaway says – reply to this

101

her outfit = fugshit

but worse than that.

her face looks weird. This is like …old kate. Not physically old,she looks very homely here like before she married tom and became the new Jackie O.
IrishCharm says – reply to this

102

LMAO at "tracking device." In all seriousness though, she needs a new stylist. Who is advising her on her wardrobe and hairstyles? That person should be fired.
TrendyRichBtch says – reply to this

103

OMG this is hideous….she is sooo ugly…what a loser!!!
Bamster says – reply to this

104

funny mark up!!!!
lovelyS says – reply to this

105

OMG
MissJP says – reply to this

106

Paging all 40+ year olds from the mid/late 90s!!
Marciapalmbeach says – reply to this

107

must be her halloween costume!
MrsCohenCullen says – reply to this

108

RIP Joey Potter. she's all I
pereznumba1lova says – reply to this

109

aw poor baby, she was trying at least?
h311o says – reply to this

110

Christ Almighty! Where's the girl from Dawson's Creek??? She's unrecognisable. Free Katie and send Cruise back to the Mothership.
MrsCohenCullen says – reply to this

111

RIP Joey Potter. Shes all: I Heart Xenu now. gross…as Heidi would say "I'm sorry Katie your Out…auf wiedersehen" peace bitch.
sheba08 says – reply to this

112

Bad choice. But, watch her steam in Eli Stone next week. I was very surprise catch the clips of the show if you can. She does a Chicago number on the show she reminds me of Catherine Zeta Jones! She really looks good. Ok, she messed up on this one. Now try again.
TVdinner says – reply to this

113

She done lost her mind long ago.
tasha says – reply to this

114

She used to dress so chic. Now she dresses horribly. Whats even worse is she wears something like those horrible rolled up jeans of Toms and the trend takes off. Next week half of Hollywood will be wearing this look. It's crazy.
dei says – reply to this

115

wow, so many words running through my head… what happened to the girl from "dawson's creek" that every straight guy wanted to beat off to? she looks beat down.
Pamela80 says – reply to this

116

She needs to eat!!! She needs to grow back her hair too or at least style it. Then perhaps the outfit wouldn't be so bad.
Bleezy says – reply to this

117

OMG When did Katie start making her own clothes?? This looks like something from sewing 101..
Who in their right mind would actually wear this is public?

WTF is happening to this world?
tcastillo421 says – reply to this

118

She just looks really bad.
whatnoway says – reply to this

119

gosh poor little joey potter.
she needs to break free of tom.
well in my opinion.
waterlily79 says – reply to this

120

Re: edtor – I couldn't agree more! It seems that ever since she has been w/ Tom that more and more she has lost herself:( She looks and dresses MUCH older than she is, and just can't seem to have ANY sort of life apart from him, TOTALLY co-dependant and that is not good, she used to be such a cutie it's really a shame, I think she and Tom are probably one of the oddest Hollywood couples to date……….
grenade says – reply to this

121

It looks like she did her own hair and makeup, too. The glow is gone….
boytoy1970 says – reply to this

122

IT'S THE SCARIEST OUTFIT I'VE EVER SEEN
Perezbian_Lovah says – reply to this

123

Please don't design anymore clothes, Katie. That is tragic.
ohjustshutup says – reply to this

124

Short bus material.
luvtoread says – reply to this

125

Barbara Eden wants her pants back.
Haywood Jablome says – reply to this

126

Jesus Christ. She looks like Nancy Reagan.
bunsen b says – reply to this

127

She looked pretty good when she got naked in that movie.
k-lee says – reply to this

128

oh poor thing. tom cruise sucks the life out of her.
pink4444 says – reply to this

129

hahaha that is so funny ~ tracking device!
TBAAAA says – reply to this

130

She looks like a white Gumby
paisleyjane says – reply to this

131

o m g—-omg omg omg–is this your attempt at fashion? this is so home ec class circa grade 8 katie–really, i mean it doesn't even fit well–you look amazing in everything, everything with a shape anyway! just awful–clearly you have a stylist and she/he is a genius–stop the madness, go back to yesterday and never do this again—truly horrifying
AnneCakes says – reply to this

132

A fucking trainwreck.
suze75 says – reply to this

133

i like it. like alot!
Brainiac says – reply to this

134

Looks like something an old friend of mine made for our senior prom. In her Home Economics class.
Tom probably wore it to bed that night.
sproutie says – reply to this

135

What a shameless little self-promoter she's become. Just like her husband. It's all so barf! She needs to admit her husband's a freak, leave him, and have an amazing comeback as a stronger Kate Holmes. That would be great!
whitleee says – reply to this

136

what
the
fuck?

Is this a scientologist prisoner uniform or did girlfriend go shopping in "Dorothy's" closet from The Golden Girls…

She looks 45 years old…. Hey, maybe the crew from Intervention can "film her for a documentary" on women who have been brain-jacked by Tom Cruise…
crazy_gabrielle says – reply to this

137

Oh gosh. She looks sickly.
parishiltonno.1fanyasmin says – reply to this

138

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!
queen of the freakin Universe says – reply to this

139

awefull
AllegedlyABitch says – reply to this

140

The whole thing is unfortunate for sure, but am I the only one who thinks she's actually starting to LOOK like Tom Cruise???
Norah Jane says – reply to this

141

I actually love this outfit! BUT, I will say this, it is poorly constructed. You can tell by the way the top is sewed to the lace. AND her hair is a hot tranny mess!
mzkdiamond says – reply to this

142

yes. what was she thinking
duelastar says – reply to this

143

Wow at least I know what my halloween costume can be!
kathie! says – reply to this

144

That outfit was made for attendance at a funeral followed by a night of disco dancing.
teho says – reply to this

145

I think she made that outfit in 6 minutes. It looks that way. She needs to realize that she is not, and will never be a fashionista.