Lindsay Lohan Wants Your Pity
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It's SOOOoooo hard being her!
LezLo feels like an animal trapped in a cage, and she doesn't like it.
The thrice-rehabbed recovering addict just posted the following message on her official blog.
Cue the violins!
Says Lindsay:
"all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you're willing to focus for a second my friends 
Washington, D.C.- you're probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you're highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you're in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you're here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!
This blog isn't really intended to mean much, it's just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she's pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.
Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a "slow" night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and "be cool" enough to get into this club.
I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. "Express Yourself"
so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L
this song h"
[Image via WENN.]
Linds, hon……
Go do something more interesting. Go live in Paris for a year and learn a new language; Go to Belgium and write a book; Go to South Africa and make large paintings.
You have the resources to do something really interesting and yet, you sit in smelly bars and clubs and visit the same cities over and over and over.
You're bored dear. Make your life story more interesting.
who gives a shit about lindsay lohan?
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lindsay–you're so pathetic and desperate for attention! it's sad…..grow up!
WTF?!
D'OH!
she is sooo boring. i give her 1-2 years.. then people will totally forget about her..
Perez honey, so sick of her. We don't want to know. For real.
FIRST!!!!!!!
:)
Lindsay Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
she needs fist fucked
Yes you are right PEREZ. FUCK OFF LEZ LO!!!!!!!
Go do something and then MAYBE you will have a right to complain. DUMB ASS BITCH!!!
I WILL NEVER WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE OF YOURS!!!!
what the fuck? sarah palin at a club? hahaha omgggg lindsay u are really retarted.
what the hell does sarah palin have to do with her being in that club feeling like an animal in a cage? she's such an idiot. cannot stand her. she's starved for attention.
OH AND BTW GET THE FUCK OUT OF DC!!!! YOU ARE TOO STUPID AND DON'T BELONG.
Re: Ms. McGillicutty –
I agree.
Who does
care?
Bitch ho
ho bitch
lezbobitch
fake lezbobitch
we don't give a fuk
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S TWELVE. WHAT A LOSER! HAHAHAHA!
i don't see what she is getting at
Re: wanna milk me?? –
HEY CARIANNE……IS THAT RUDE ENOUGH FOR YOU??
cool enough to get into a club you're in. 'love', pretty much anyone can get into a samro appearance. and although it pains me to even think about palin, i doubt she would want to keep such company.
dont flatter yourself linds.. and stop trying so hard to 'be cool'
#1 - She's a complete moron.
#2 - Why is it that anyone should care what she thinks or feels?
#3 - As ridiculous as it is, she's made a lot of money off of the photos that are now "making her uncomfortable"
#4 - Sarah Palin is an intellegent woman that has achieved a lot in life. Regardless of her being qualified or not to be VP, it's funny to think that Lohan think so much of HERSELF that she's given Palin credit by even thinking of her.
I hope that she is back using drugs…and maybe that might be an excuse for this. Otherwise, it just goes to show eveyone how much af a big-headed ass she really is.
Whiney bitch is smoking something! That made no fucking sense. whatever. She's still a loser.
I thought that said "Lindsey Lohan wants Pitt" meaning ARMPitt!
You go you hairy fucker you! Hohan needs you
Don't you just love razor sharp political comments by celebrities?
Oh BROTHER. What???
Slowly i'm starting to HATE this bitch, she irritates me everytime I see a picture of her!!!!
Re: wanna milk me?? –
Great fucking idea. Maybe we should pay her a visit and watch each of them go down and up and down on each other. hahaha
She's so ugly, no wonder she found a half boy that deals her drugs. Smart.
That entire blog made very little sense. She must have been cracked out!
I got invited by the manager of Jospehines (the club that Linds made an apperance at) last night. She so got paid for showing up last night. She was not trying to go incognito!!!!! It was very known that she was going to be there!!!! She really is such a liar and so desperate for money! WOW!
she's just expressing herself. let her be. i mean, she might not make much sense and might be talking out of her hooha, but that's her, and i get her. so there.
fresh
The only thing Ms. L is going to get from me is a roudhouse kick to the face. What scares me is that girls her age look up this spoiled waste of bodily fluids and organs (has nothing to do with her sexual orientation). A sad waste of talent and gifts given to her by the big cheese.
Guess I can always watch Mean Girls and remember when she was hot and talented - though criminaly underage….
So fucking what?
You wanted to be a fucking celebrity, stop bitching about it! This is your own fucking fault.
No, Lindsey, I don't know what you are getting at because I didn't understand your rambling post one bit. Sounds like it is some kind of scrambled code or you were typing in tounges.
THEY SAY YOU CAN TELL IF SOMEONE IS GAY BY THE SIZE OF THEIR RING AND INDEX FINGER. If the index (pointer) is longer than the ring - you're straight. If the ring finger is longer, you're GAY….
This fucking douche madonna-wannabe really REALLY needs to shut the F UP! Holy crap. I don't go on her blog, nor do I care to, but for her to criticize ANYONE….what a moron! What a stain!
Was the "mirror" for her lines.. LOL no seriously she is just another star that was plasticized and turned out by the production companies - she has no thought process' she has no intellect and is like a 16 year old stuck in a grown up body - literally Freaky Friday.. Grow up - get a life - be yourself… I really believe she shoudl go overseas and live in a remote village for two years and find herself without the "world" looking at her trainwreck of a life.
And I have heard Ronson Dj - she SUCKS…
Sounds a bit paranoid…someone back to drugs? She's pissed she can't get drunk and coked up without the world watching and waiting. Well when you go to rehab 3 times in one year and have a "special friend" what do you expect?
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October 14, 2008
ALBANY, GA (WALB) - There are allegations of voter fraud, as a Dougherty County family claims the vote of a mentally challenged relative was stolen.
Jack Justice has been voting since he turned 18. Typically his family takes him to their neighborhood precinct. This time Primus Industries, his adult day rehab program, took him to vote. His family was shocked, but what shocked them more was that Jack claims that his aide commandeered his vote.
"They told me to vote for Obama, I said no I wanted to vote for McCain," said Jack Justice, a voter.
Jack Justice says the person helping him, selected Obama's name. His sister says the family is often asked to sign a permission slips for trips, but for this they were never notified.
"No permission slips, no nothing, he just came home and said he had gone," said Nancy Justice, Jack's sister.
I didn't see anything wrong with what she was saying. I'm sure that occasionally it must get hard to be photographed everywhere you go and to have your every movement reported on in the news. I still feel sorry for this girl because she came into this world with two major handicaps ~ her parents. She was doomed from the start. They used her to put themselves in the spotlight and screwed her up in the process. Poor kid had no adults in her life she could trust and count on for guidance and that's gotta suck. I can't imagine not being able to turn to my mom when I needed to.
Oh please,she isnt complaining just stating what was happening.Give her a break.
Why does she post a blog as if people care? And the the crap does this "Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a "slow" night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and "be cool" enough to get into this club." have to do with anything?? She is one dumb bitch.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?? someone sounds intoxicated and plain moronic
..and one single tear rolls down my fucking face for this cunt.
Seriously, she is a TERRIBLE actress, and needs to go the fuck away.
STFU Lindsay. No one cares about you, your movies, or your dumbass opinions.
Did she get cheek implants? She looks fucking ridiculous.
She is so young. That is the only thing I get from this blog.
She is so pretty - but the most empty-headed twit I've heard from in a long time. Her lack of education is glaringly obvious. I agree with Cura (1st!) - DO SOMETHING INTERESTING AND MEANINGFUL WITH YOUR LIFE!
LMAO…..darling I believe the Gov. has more important things to do and better places to chose to "hang" at then some shitty club listening to your girlie friend djing.
As for elderly madonna, she's expressing herself alright…..marriage, ex-affair, such in a time warp, yeah great example…funny
I was so PISSED that Lindsay had to come and invade our wonderful city. Thursdays are usually such great nights to go out, and it was just ridiculous last night. All this because she got paid to appear at Josephines (like another person commented). Her appeal for sympathy is pathetic. She just wants to be paid to appear and then have some "privacy." Get over yourself, Lindsay.
A YOUNG SKANK QUOTING AN OLD WHORE.
HOW UTTERLY GODDAMN POETIC.
I wonder if Mike Romeo let her smoke that at Lotus…because she almost made no sense.
OH. MY. GOD! She's TOTALLY right!! It's amazing that nobody's seen this before! Sarah Palin TOTALLY wants to be "cool enough" to be friends with Lindsay Lohan! When Palin gets wind of this blog, I bet her and her staff will have some pretty good laughs about it.
Is she on drugs again?
Perez,Don't post her blog she does this for attention can you remember the last time someone talk about her film career??I see so much of her daily that when she does have a film coming out i avoid it!!!Lindsey loves feeling like a movie star and the paparazzi make her feel that way but your not Alist actress your a Alist tabloid star!!!!
what the fuck is she talking about…who goes on computers when ur at a night club
I do not understand that ramble whatsoever…but I think I might if my IQ was lowered by 20 points.
I was at Lotus last night and SaMAN wasn't even dj'ing — two other guys were. She was standing around not doing shit while LezLo sat there with her back turned smoking cigs and drinking red bull. Personally, I think you both suck, but thanks for coming out to support a good cause!!!
WOWWWWW….bitch was on sommmmething that night, weirdo. I'll shed a damn tear for you lindsay…oh wait no, i won't.
what the fuckity fuck was that?
Sam is "great to hear"? Palin dressing as Tina Fey so she can club it up with Lindsay? She's hiding behind a mirror???
>Are we sure she's not back on drugs?
I live in Washington DC and to be honest, no one gave two shits she was in town. In fact, this is the first I have read anything about it (and I frequent the clubs and am friends with a lot of promoters.) It was announced her "friend" would be DJ'ing on a Thursday night (not exactly headline material I'd say) at some Hollywood Vibes party with a bunch of F-listers. Honestly, people here would get more excited to hear that Colin Powell was appearing at the club than Lezlo.
SHE'S MORE INTERESTING WHEN SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS.
She almost made sense, but I get the idea she does not have anything to talk about. She's in a cage bc it's the only way she can go out and chill…poor Lezlo, how lame.
she must have been drunk when she wrote this
Lindsay grow up! Do something with your life!
Ummmmmm…the Palin stuff didn't even make sense. Memo to Lilo, no one cares/worries about Palin anymore!!!
Re: Belladonna6 –
Please tell G.W. that he should bring home the troops before he leaves office so that he will go down in the history books looking
so much better than he's going to do now. At least start bringing
them home. Lindsay didn't even do anything for the troops. These people make me sick. Remember the Vietnam War? They had live
entertainment. These entertainer's are a joke. Jessica Simpson is the only one I know of that even went over there for them.
Wow…I feel like I just got more stupid by reading her blog. This is probably the most ignorant and pseudo blog I have ever read…I think Palin would rather hit up a hunting lodge then try to get into a club that Samanson is playing at, metaphorically speaking of course.
Oi Lindsay…. your life is so hard.. how do you deal with it??
OMG! Grow up, be an adult that you want to be, do something with your life and be sure there are people that have real problems!!
Where is Sam? I haven't seen her with Lindsay lately. Without Sam by her side, flipping off the paparazzi, smoking non-stop, looking manly, and never smiling,…Lindsay is so boring! Get Sam back!!!!
What a moron. Doesn't this make you wanna go out and cancel her vote out?
What a complete IDIOT, Sorry Lohan no one feels sorry for you, you just Are Sorry. I'm really sure the VP Nom Sarah Palin wants to try and be cool and go to your shit ass club, with your shitty as DJ Lover. Take a note, Tina Fey got dressed up as Sarah Palin, not the other way around, so she could make her wallet fatter. Frankly thanks to Sarah Palin their POS show is still alive and getting higher ratings. Loahn is nothing more than an annoying Celebutard Skank, she was so cute when she was little, but unfortunetely it hasn't lasted.
someone give this girl a script to read or something. What a moron, why does she always have to mention Samantha as someone " I really care about", we get it bitch you're a lesbian.
Okay what was she on when she wrote that, because it didn't make any sense!
There is no angst like lesbian druggie whore angst.
*dabs tear from eye*
Hey! I know what would perk ya right up! How about another endorsement of Obama?
That ought to cheer ya up! Made every liberal colon violently convulse and gave me a good chuckle at the same time! Come on! Perez is running out of Messiah stuff…
She's a douche. Poor her, too much attention. Maybe if she wasn't such a media whore….
You choose to be an actress bitch!
wtf is this?
seriously - I don't even understand what she's getting at with this shit.
It's like a stream of consciousness - and a stupid ass one at that.
Well if you go to TMZ you will see a video of her dancing (if that's what you want to call it…looks more like electrocution) dancing NOT BLOCKED BY ANYTHING but dancing right by Sam as hard as she can. Throwing her twigs around in the air. She's full it. Attention whore….and whore just in general. The funny part is when you look at her blog….she has all these people kissing her a$$ like she had just written the best novel of all time…..well most of them are 50 year old perverts…but…
Damn Perez!
Give the girl a break for jeez sakes.
She's probably just had a few drinks, found this computer and thought it was kinda neat that she's like blogging while in the middle of one of her nights out with Samantha.
Kinda surreal, I would think, from her point of view.
boo fucking hoo you dumb twat. You have only yourself to blame.
wth? i can barely understand her point in this blog…it makes no sense.
Um yeahhhh…didn't get it.
HEY TO ALL THE DISABLED PEOPLE OUT THERE LIKE ME AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE FIGHTING FOR THERE LIFE WITH CANCER OR OTHER DISEASE'S
******LINDSAY LOHAN THINKS HER LIFE IS HARD****************
WANT TO TRADE YOUR LIFE FOR MINE EVEN FOR A DAY LINDSAY, YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD, WHAT A STUPID THING TO BLOG……….
lol the ending about sarah palin ????wtf was that all about.
what the fuck is she talking about??
how does sarah palin come in on all of this? what an intellectual reject.
Quel retarde???
uh…what??
Palin has really got under her skin, which is strange and different. On the other hand, this blog is something that most twelve year olds would probably delete. Lindsay badly needs an education, maybe we should pass the hat. I agree with Cura, she's terribly bored and too stupid to even realize it.
I seriously think Lindsay needs to leave Hollywood and take a break from "acting" or whatever it is she's doing at the moment. She needs to go find herself, and it ain't where she is right now.
Poor Thing. She sounds so clueless and uneducated. How many times is she going to improperly use the word "literally"??? She tries too hard to make sense (in an intellectual yet cool kinda way)..but it makes none. I agree..she should go to college! Or travel! Or paint! Something! She hasnt been exposed enough..or read enough books to express herself properly. The end of her blog gets me the most: "I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. "Express Yourself" so…. i will"…that was a sad attempt….I cringed the entire time! Lindsay is super hot..but super dumb! I wrote like that in Middle School
Seriously Perez! I realize this is your job and you could give a shit of what I have to say. But I really use to like you and I put up with you putting down all these people for you own benifit. But now youve gone to far! Lindsay is human! we all go on our blogs and say what we are feeling and ramble so why cant Lindsay! Im tired of this Perez I check your site everyday but im done! I can get all the REAL Lindsay news on a different website, Im tired of you! YOU are what is wrong with this world, putting people down and judging to make yourself feel better! If only being nice could make you famous!
Fuck off loser!
omg why she gotta be hating on tina fey?
This girl is pathetic. I hope she sees this. Lindsay, stop being such an idiot. A) learn how to punctuate your sentences correctly, and B) TRY, yes, TRY, to understand politics at least more than a little bit. Don't just read website rants about politicians in order to be up to date on this country's news.
I am so tired of celebrities complaining about their celebrity and the toll it takes on them. If that's how they feel, they should get the eff out of the limelight. First, Samantha Ronson couldn't DJ her way out of a wet paper bag, and second, LiLo hasn't done jack shit for several years. They should both stay home.
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That's it!!! Once again - - - proof that ETOH and drugs seriously fucks up and destroys cerebral function, reasoning skills and brain cells. Lindsay - get a friggin' life!!!
poor poor lindsay. life must be tough=(
NOT REALLY! what an ungrateful little bitch! some people would die to be in her position and all that vag does is whine.
I get her, finally. I live right outside of DC, have my whole life, and take it for granted. She has no privacy, no time alone, not even time to think. She came to our great city, and gave us a message. We live here. This is our town. This is where history took place. Go out and party, enjoy yourself, but think…this city is what it is all about, this is where history will be made.
When you go home tonight, you go home safely. To your house, or condo, or room, or whatever. She doesn't have that. She's a visitor, treat her with respect, and remember where you came from, it's time for a change!
Yeah, um, Lindsay Lohan is so full of shit it's ridiculous. Samantha probably got booked BECAUSE of Lindsay (she's an awful DJ) and they BOTH got paid to be there.
My ex-boyfriend is one of the world's most famous DJs and it didn't even take dating him to realize that the only people who hang out in the DJ booth without headphones on are desperate for attention. You don't want to feel like a caged animal? Get out of the booth. Hands down. A real DJ wouldn't want the distraction during her set and a real girlfriend would know better than to create one.
Yeah, it's a publicity stunt. Clock's ticking, Lindsay!
i luv lindsay wish evry1 wud leave her alone
the paparazzi should give her some space to breath! it must be really anoying to have them all around all the time :/