Man Sperminates 30 Women!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Wacky, Tacky & True > Etc.
Just call him the SPERMINATOR!
A particularly productive fellow has apparently made himself of service to 30 lesbians who wanted to have their own babies in an unfortunate outcome of unregulated sperm donation in South Australia.
Not only has South Australia's practice of making the identities of sperm donations known led to limited supplies, but clinics' denial of fertility treatments to homosexual couples because they only cater to "infertile couples or those at risk of transmitting a serious defect" have made lesbians a little…well, creative.
And apparently one gentleman was all too eager to help.
We're not sure how this fellow, uhm, gave his donations. We're thinking turkey basters or sex with a wig on. And neither are we too sure how exactly everyone found out, but one thing's for sure - there are a bunch of half-siblings in South Australia who are totally unaware of it!
Now there's fear that half-siblings may start mingling with each other, risking incest.
A similar situation happened in a smaller town of Adelaide, where another eager beaver sperminated about 29 women. And since the town boasts a smaller population, the incest fear is even more real.
But we thought that happened in small towns anyway????
They should have just taken a dip in Nicole Kidman's magic waterfalls!
omg!!!! This guy has too much time on his hands…or too much sperm in his pee pee. He needs to get another hobby!
Ha! Didn't anyone see "She Hate Me"?
uh-oh
And his name is Big Black Dick!
oh god. i feel bad for anyone who "mingles" with a sibling while unaware.
I know one thing: it sure in hell wasn't Hugh Hefner!
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Adelaide is the capital of South Australia, while it is relatively small in terms as far as capital cities go, it is the biggest in that state. I think you are referring to the same story twice there. You might want check your facts, Perez.
Perez,
Please note South Australia is not a country like South Africa, or part of a continent like South America. South Australia is a STATE in the country known as Australia. Also, a "smaller town of Adelaide" is factually incorrect, as Adelaide is a city in SA.
When you're going to rip off articles from other sources, please at least fact-check to ensure what you're writing is comprehensible.
uh oh
barracks done spermonated me and fuckin left me all alones to raise lil rufus duprees, mutherfucka barracks
hahaha omg this is so the last episode of private practice
um they were lesbians, no amount of swimming in magical waters is going to sperminate one of them
Re: emilidcam – i wouldn't take it too personally, he makes mistakes like that all the time…it's not like he has any journalistic integrity
adelaide is the capital city of south australia.. south australia isnt a town i think these are probably both the same story.. adelaide is the biggest city in south australia
also with almost more than 1 million people living in adelaide its pretty unlikely the half siblings will 'mingle' with each other
Just make sure the kids are all aware they're related before they're sexually active. Would you sleep with someone you KNEW to be related to you? Anyway, as long as the man/women worked out legal obligations beforehand, it's totally their issue to deal with, no one else's.
30 white lezbos… 30 mullato kids… one neighborhood… how hard would it be for these kids to know who's who??? Or does it really matter?
lmfao thats funny
way too much time and sperm
that would suck, dating or even doing your half siblings
"But we thought that happened in small towns anyway????"
SO TRUE
thats why i live in the city
i kinda really want on of those sperm stuffy!
I like that little sperm pillow thing. it's cute.
Re: emilidcam – go suck a cock who cares if its a state or country or town.
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this is where i live!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Tash20 –
I was going to mention that as well.
Perez you should really check your information before you declare it to the whole world. South Australia is a state in Australia, and Adelaide is a CITY within that state! Maybe, since it clearly hadn't occurred to you, the person who "donated" the sperm in South Australia is the same person who did it in Adelaide. Also, before referring to cities as small towns perhaps you should check their populations. Adelaide is the fifth largest city in Australia, and just because Australia has less people than America, it does not give you the right to call Australian cities "small towns".
Adelaide has over 1 milliom people living there, so it is no small town it is a city the capital city of south australai a state in the country of australia you peanut!
That is so ignorant, especially because they are in the same region, there is a high likelihood that half-siblings could meet and pro-create. The future will require a DNA test before sex.
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Perez, I feel the need to comment on this article, being Adelaidian. Adelaide has over 1.1 million people, and is the capital city of the Ausralian state of South Australia which has 1.6 million people… Adelaide is hardly a small town. However, I do concur that you may have a point, as there is a well-known "Adelaide Factor"- you will always bump into someone you know, no matter where you go.
Totally like She Hate Me!
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Haven't seen that story reported in the Australian press at all. Wonder where it came from?
I thought shit like this only happened in places like west virginia. I guess there is southern fried, trailor park living white trash people no matter were you go now. WE ARE A TRENDY THING!
Won't there be alot of people related to each other? Somehow this is not right.
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oh,yeah,it was in australia..hm..:O
ok… South Australia is a STATE, not a city, and Adelaide is its capital. And it has approx 1.6 million citizens, i'd hardly call it a small town. If this story were true, you'd think the Australian press would have a field day with this one… and we haven't had a peep about it over here, so i'd say that this is just a big urban legend. As much as I love you, Perez, you really need to check your facts!!
Adelaide is the captial of South Australia, which is a state. Adelaide is the fifth largest city in Australia (largest in South Australia) and it has a population of 1.1 million. I do realise this is small compared to monster cities in the U.S. (the entire population of Australia is only 21 million, which is about the size of New York), but I wouldn't call Adelaide a "small town". Perhaps you need to check your facts and stories a little bit better. It seems like you're a little mixed up on this one.