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"I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time."

- Paris Hilton tells the new issue of Nylon

[Image via WENN.]

95 comments to “Quote Of The Day”



  1. 1

    she is smart



  2. 2

    She looks amazing here. You go, girl!



  3. 3

    Shit! She looks HOT



  4. 4

    She looks like a million bucks.



  5. 5

    ehhhh… yeah.



  6. 6

    Paris is a lot smarter than what people give her credit for. I think it's all an act if you ask me….



  7. 7

    way to go



  8. 8

    so zsa zsa of her



  9. 9

    That's got to be the best picture of her that I've seen in a long time. Her face is still pretty ugly….but her dress & hair look nice.

    And I think she's giving herself WAY too much credit!



  10. 10

    SURE YOU ARE BITCHTARD!



  11. 11

    Doesn't she have an IQ of like 90?

    I would say she means she's observant, but she's not exactly smart. I have not really seen much evidence of that.



  12. 12

    well.
    spank my ass.
    she looks good there.



  13. 13

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  14. 14

    She needs to tone down on the drag look.



  15. 15

    FIIIRSSTTTT

  16. AMO says – reply to this


    16

    Whatever you gotta tell yourself, honey.



  17. 17

    UM OKAY BAT WOMAN….



  18. 18

    Re: LettyBRe: wanna milk me??
    Glad to see you both see through the plastic…



  19. 19

    she looks like hatchetface form crybaby in that pic!!



  20. 20

    Ummm, I don't think so. Paris, sweetie, you thanked the people from the COUNTRY of West Africa for being so nice. And you were serious. You are stupid and your herpes is proof of your stupidity. So STFU.



  21. 21

    I have always thought she was pretending to be dumb so people would like her and it would get her alot of attention (I mean come on, no one is that clueless!). Kinda back fired though because it's going to be really hard to shake that image now. She's stupid for playing stupid.



  22. 22

    Re: Juicy84x – I totally agree!
    + She looks amazing on this picture :D



  23. 23

    Paris is definatly smokin aces!! Wooooo hooo



  24. 24

    Yeah, and she's full of shit too.



  25. 25

    if it wasn't for that little bit of hair that's sticking out that would
    really be a great picture.
    ah, i guess you could photoshop it to perfection



  26. 26

    Yeah, and she's full of shit too. If you have to actually say, "I'm smart", you're not.



  27. 27

    she looks so gorg in this photo



  28. 28

    Going to lunch bitches…

    see you on the flip side!



  29. 29

    Re: _Alice_
    she has herpes???
    no way!



  30. 30

    yeah, we're laughing but not in a "were having fun" kind of way, you twit.



  31. 31

    i wanna smoke a blunt with you, Paris!



  32. 32

    Let me tell you something: this dumb bitch does NOT know what I think of her. If she was truly in on the fact that me and many like me despise her and all she stands for, she wouldn't be able to show her bird-nosed, wonky-eyed face in public. Paris, I know you're reading this (someone is probably reading it to you, you illiterate dunce)….. You are universally reviled. Please get sick and die real soon.



  33. 33

    I don't care what anyone sayes, I like Paris. She's well groomed, wears nice cute dresses, is always polite in public and has brilliantly marketed herself and made her OWN fortune. Ya, ya, the sex tape thing and DUI arrest. A lot of young people do some real stupid shit and she probably isn't real proud of it. I did some real wacky things in my early 20's to. She's alway struck me as the type of person if you were to walk up to her on the street and say hello, she would be very friendly.



  34. 34

    she ain't that smart, but i love her anyway. And she looks amazing.
    bla bla bla



  35. 35

    Re: LettyB – bitchtard… love it!

    morning letty!



  36. 36

    wow



  37. 37

    her dress is hot



  38. 38

    Is she going to a Halloween party?



  39. 39

    I like Paris =)



  40. 40

    uhhhhhh, ok.



  41. 41

    I believe her. She's not typical.



  42. 42

    I would *love* to know what her IQ is…I really would.

    And she looks like a 68 year old dowager in this photo.



  43. 43

    i agree. i mean yes she may be rich and spoiled, but obviously she does have some brains, otherwise she would not do anything productive with her money and name…but she does do things to make more money, instead of just living off of her family's fortune



  44. 44

    Re: Genghis Khan"…and (Paris) has brilliantly marketed herself and made her OWN fortune.

    Uh…you ARE kidding, right?



  45. 45

    That's what 99% of us blones do. You expect it, we give it. Yet we laugh at you actually thinking we're dumb . . .

    By the way she looks amazing!

  46. AMO says – reply to this


    46

    Re: Than Thou – I know, right? All the bitch does is get paid to show up at an event or play herself in a dream sequence in some shiteous sitcom. Don't get me started on her "fashion line"!



  47. 47

    Damn, she looks gorgeous!



  48. 48

    Whateves. i think she is one of the dumbest people ever to walk the planet. Watching her get interviewed is painful. It's a good thing she is rich because NO ONE and I mean NO ONE would give her the time of day if she didn't have $$$. The whole country thinks she is a stupid whore..even people who kiss her ass. How is she in on that joke? I would never show my face in public.



  49. 49

    Paris is kool. I seriously thing she could run this country better than anyone and we all would get to smoke weed to and live.
    I l♥ve her…

  50. Eddie says – reply to this


    50

    Who the *&%#@% cares arent you like 30 now dumb bitch



  51. 51

    why does she look so sad?



  52. 52

    …she is smart. She does laugh at herself and all the way to the bank. Brava beautiful lady…"Strength Of A Woman".



  53. 53

    lol love her!



  54. 54

    I wonder if she said that quote in baby voice?
    It would so add to the validity of that statement.



  55. 55

    GREAT PICTURE!!:) she looks HOT:P



  56. 56

    Re: Genghis Khan

    Yes, exactly, it's only because of the sex tape that her IDIOTIC BF made her do and then put it on the internet, that she got a bad reputation. But seriously, she's always nice, friendly, funny, she makes her own money and donates to charities regularly. I just love Paris and I don't care what you guys think of it.



  57. 57

    WoW Paris actually looks pretty here….



  58. 58

    haha. sure & i am santa. funny. she plays just someone her PR-people want her to be. that's or sure. she always has said how smart she is, but she hasn't proved it so far. I mean c'mon: nobody can change from a pantyless partymonster without wearing any panties into a serious woman in just 3 months.

    the dress on this pic looks fab! paris' face looks ugleeey! (no, i'm not jealous)

    peace, folks



  59. 59

    Greatest thing is: I've always thought she was the smartest celeb out there. She knows exactly what she is doing in majority of cases. Look at how successful she is. It is not at all just because she was born into it. It may have helped a bit, but she is such a smart girl. Great marketing skills… Actually, amazing!



  60. 60

    When everyone is pointing and laughing at you, you're not "in on the joke" - you ARE the joke.

    Coont.

    I heard she sucks a mean cock though - so she's got that going for her.



  61. 61

    Re: wanna milk me?? – Shocking, isn't it?



  62. 62

    does anyone know who designed this dress? its fabulous!



  63. 63

    I get her as well, I know she isn't as stupid as she seems on her reality shows because "smart" Paris doesn't get fans, so she has to dumb herself down to get a few laughs out of people? I personally like smart Paris better.



  64. 64

    Totally. That dumb act has gotten her so much attention and made her so much money, she'd be stupid to stop.



  65. 65

    Re: GA_Dawgette – AFTERNOON HERE!!! LOL!



  66. 66

    paris looks fucking amazing here



  67. 67

    Too bad she's not at all funny. You ARE the joke Paris…..if you're som smart then why don't you ACT like it? She looks like shit here.



  68. 68

    Damn! Paris IS STILL CLUELESS!



  69. 69

    Banking on "stupidity" is a coward's way to fame. Instead of earning it, she plays stupid and draws on the media's morbid fascination with her life of little accomplishment. This is the kind of comment that shames the progress of women and considers humanity even more stupid for playing into her "game". IT IS NOT SMART TO PLAY STUPID, IT IS A DISSERVICE TO YOURSELF AND A BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF FEMINISM.



  70. 70

    Re: tiffanyanne

    Very well put! Paris IS a desperate Debbie!



  71. 71

    BLAH…BLAH…FUCKING BLAH….PARIS YOUR A BORE…..YOU LOOK HORRIBLE IN ALL THAT MAKE UP, AND FAKE HAIR. DENY…DENY….DENY..THE OBVIOUS…YOUR LOATHED….BUT YOUR MONEY GOD GETS HIS DICK SUCKED AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OVERFLOWS…SO SHUT THE FUCK UP…GET ON YOUR KNEES…AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST…LOVE ALWAYS YOUR FAN YODA…LOL



  72. 72

    i dont like her at all. but ey she doesnt look to bad here……….. ;P



  73. 73

    Why does she look so sad these days? She used to smile all the time and now she just looks sad. Whats up with that?



  74. 74

    Said assuming everyone spends a good deal of time thinking about her and how "HI-larious" she is.



  75. 75

    she has very old looking hands!



  76. 76

    she's not dumb. But she's not smart either. :)



  77. 77

    She's been looking REALLY beautiful lately. It's awesome!



  78. 78

    She looks like a dressed up trailer park girl. Her nose droops way down in the front and her bottom lip is way too big. She has a long face and wears way too much make-up. If you need to bleach your hair, wear fake blue contacts, and paint your face on every day, then you don't have any natural beauty.



  79. 79

    Sorry, but Miz Paris Hilton looks about 50 in this photo! This is so not her.

  80. cmd08 says – reply to this


    80

    And that's why she's famous, everyone knows Paris Hilton. She's a smart business woman obviously, lmao!



  81. 81

    she looks beautiful in this pic…A+++



  82. 82

    I love how she's smarter than most washed up disney kids. She really has grown up in the last few years.



  83. 83

    THEN WHY DID U DROP OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL/NOT GO TO COLLEGE?



  84. 84

    I am Pro equal civil rights, Pro gay adoption and Pro Life… and I am anti Obama because he sells you the Robin Hood ideology… CHANGE sounds so pretty… THE WORST DECISIONS ARE MADE WHEN WE ARE DESPERATE FOR CHANGE… Look at Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Bolivia, Ecuador, China… etc., etc.,….. We need a re-structre of our system… but we do not need to CHANGE it completely….OBAMA WILL RUIN THIS COUNTRY!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!! VOTE REPUBLICAN 08'!!!!



  85. 85

    she should dye her hair were sick of seeing blondes remaining as blondes. she doesnt NEED to be in the public eye unless she wants to be. eh who cares!!??! i wonder why amy winehouse makes a fool out of herself constantly she needs to go to rehab! hmm…well whatever



  86. 86

    no sorry paris wake up. its the real world. u r a f'n idiot! stupid whore



  87. 87

    she actually sound smart…



  88. 88

    WELL… WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO?!?!?!
    .
    NO CHANCE OF BEING CONSIDERED ANYTHING OTHER THAN A DISEASED CUM DUMPSTER!!!



  89. 89

    She's just like George W Bush: intellectually shallow. Who'd EVER want to support a blond, female version of W?



  90. 90

    shes fabulous(:



  91. 91

    c u haters stoip wasting ur time she dont care n she has millions of fans everywhere n paris u look FUCKING FAB



  92. 92

    OK NOT A FAN. HOWEVER THIS IS THE BEST SHOT I'VE EVER SEEN OF MS RICE CRISPIES BRAIN. EXCELLENT



  93. 93

    you know, I bet Paris really is smart. I think she has planned all of this, all of the dumb blond stunts and everything. I think she's a closet smartie and knows exactly what she's doing. I don't think she could be as rich as she is by being an idiot.



  94. 94

    yes. she looks really good here



  95. 95

    That is the truth. Paris is a mogul a business woman. She knows what shes doing and its working out great for her so why should she stop? Team Paris all the way! Of course she is always better with her lovely sidekick Nicole Richie sooo…go Team Paris and Nicole. Loves it. Peace*