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"Police arrest Michigan man for car wash vacuum sex"
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Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
Posted: October 19, 2008 at 11:49 am
sick!
Because of the economy, tt's hard to find a good blow job in Michigan.
WOW we live in a sick world. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just do it at home? I mean I'm sure he has a vacuum at home right?
wow! that is pathetic.
Not as much as the picnic table one.
first?
thats the strangest picture!! and the story doesnt shock me at all….freak. did you see the one about the guy that did it with his picnic knot holes on his patio?? sick!
Re: Almondjoy – meant with the knot holes in his picnic table…..
My god is that a real vacuum? Do the makers not know what it looks like?!!!
Re: MissT – maybe a residential hose couldn't accommodate his manhood
AAHHA omg that guys a freeeaaak.
ha ha thats so funny
That guy reallllly needs a girlfriend or boyfriend
OK, WHY WAS HE ARRESTED? WHAT LAW DID HE BREAK?
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT WAS THE WITNESS DOING UP AT 6:45 AM WATCHING HIM?????
I WISH I HAD CAUGHT HIM.
HE WOULDN'T NEED THE VACUUM.
ewwww that's disgusting. He did if there because the hose on the car wash vacuum is wider than the residential kind but just imagine if you're the next person using it and you are rubbing that hose all over the inside of your car. Thank goodness someone was nosy enough to notice what he was doing and report it. He probably had been getting away with that for a while. People were probably wondering why their cars smelled fishy. At least the picnic table guy was in his own yard but he should have taken it inside the house. lmao
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I don't live too far from where this guy got busted. On his behalf there isn't much here to do in MI
how big was the hose????
OMG!
What a pathetic idiot.
dude could have invested in a shop vac, those have bigger hoses. unless he like the idea of getting caught. but ewww
Re: FLINTstone – I can also attest to that.
And this to reply, #2, you are freaking hilarious
wow it took me a few seconds to realize that was a vaccume
Lol.
Desperate much?
That's really gross.
Didn't he have a vacuum at home?
Hahaha
lol. and that's why i never use the vacuum at car washes. ya never know where it's been, or sucked. hehe.
i think its kinda HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: WHORE1 – ME TOO!!!
Re: WHORE1 – It's public indecency, committing lewd acts, etc.
Men are dumb!
We all know how it works. Instead of him living in shame, he will probably get offered a job as a tv host or something. Today even car wash vacuum sex can turn you into a beloved public icon. There is a possibility that he could get rich selling his own brand of vacuum with his name on it. A gentle, yet effective suction, complete with a nice, wide hose… for all of your cleaning needs… perv. Perez, that picture you put up is priceless. That vacuum looks exactly like a peen set.
LMAO,,,WHAT POSSES A PERSON AT 6:45AM TO GO TO A PUBLIC CAR WASH AND FUCK A VACUUM,,LOL WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT,, I WANT TO SEE A PIC OF THIS GUY,, LOL CRAZY ASS FOLKS IN THIS WORLD,,,LOL AND JUST THINK THE PERSON AFTER HIM'S CAR SMELLS LIKE DICK AND ASS,, LOL OH MY GOD!!
Re: this to reply – lol that was a good one lmao
I grew up out in Thomas Township! That probably is the most exciting thing to do out there…..
nope I rather the old fashioned way…an ultra hot girl with nice
lips and tounge…..a machine accujack is just to pathetic
Those vacuums are pretty powerful. He's probably lucky it didn't suck what few brains he had right out through his cock. On the other hand, what's the big deal? Is the video on YouTube yet?
thats a serious case of morning wood right there.
Sad to say, I live in Thomas Twp and have most of my life.
I was actually going to email this to you, Perez……
Madonna would be proud, this is 20 minutes from where she was born & raised!