Madonna's 'Crazy' Ways Revealed
Control freak Madonna must be going nuts!
Lots of personal stuff is being leaked out to the media as M faces off with soon to be ex-husband, Guy Ritchie.
Thanks, Camp Ritchie! We're assuming you guys are supplying all the juice!
We've learned through the UK's Daily Mail the 'crazy' things Madonna made Guy put up with:
- Madge emasculated him! The paper said every aspect of home life was dictated by M. No surprise!
- Madonna sleeps slathered in $1000-a-jar cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to fight aging
- M only allows a precise blend of Colombian coffee to be served in the home.
- Picky eater M can't have any regular blueberry. It has to be a certain type of Canadian blueberry (which are specially flown in to London).
- Madonna despises processed meat and would only allow it in the home on very rare occasions.
- Dairy is banned at the Madonna home. Guy could only have rice milk in the house.
- Madge banned sugar entirely, which, says the Mail, "made biscuits, ice creams and cakes objects of almost otherworldly fascination for her daughter Lourdes and their son Rocco." Cheese, cream, salt and preservatives were also a no-no.
- Her exercise routine, never less than two hours a day, six days a week, rules her life. Madonna's trainer has been living with the family for the last year.
- Apparently the no TV ban didn't only apply to the kids. There was apparently no TV at the home at all. There was also a ban on newspapers (?!).
Guy didn't know what he was getting into?
We're not that shocked!
[Image via WENN.]
All Together Now….Awwwwww!
So She doesn't read the news or read any newspapers, no wonder she's such an ignorant idiot..and Obama supporter.
he has to have some serious issues of his own…probably had a way overbearing mommy growing up or something. He should have left a long time ago if he didnt like her crazy controlling ways. I've always been a fan of his…love his movies…but I kinda think he's a puss for putting up with her weird ass b.s…and not standing up for himself or his kids
this is one f'd up woman.
Why doesn't Madonna mind all that botox she's walking around with?
ITS FUCKING MADONNA!!! SHE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL SHE WANTS, SHE'S EARNED THAT RIGHT…OBVIOUSLY HE WAS NEVER MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT!!!!!!
PATHETIC MAnDONNA.. DEPRIVING HER OWN FAMILY OF BASIC ENJOYMENTS OF LIFE WHILE SHE SLEEPS IN PLASTIC SUIT (CREEPY ANYONE ??!!) TO STAY "YOUNG" ??!! WHAT A WITCH !! NOT TO MENTION, ALL THIS FOR WHAT ??!! GRANNY VADGE SMADGE STILL LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 110 YEARS OLD. I WORK OUT AND I LOOK AT LEAST 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN MADONKEY AND I DONT EVEN PUT HALF THE EFFORT..SAD SAD MADOGGA..LOOKS LIKE NOT ONLY DOES SHE NEED TO TAKE SINGING LESSONS FROM MARIAH CAREY, BUT ALSO ON HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST…LOSER BITCH !!
She really is MOMMIE DEAREST!!!!! What a crazy bitch!!!!
Always sleeping in a filled-with-jelly, latex/rubber/whatever suit would get uncomfortable after a while, wouldn't you think?
the $1000 a jar cream and plastic suit aren't working…she needs to get her money back
Thank goodness he finally escaped. She's right up there as a wacko with the Scientologists.
Re: RdSxGrl –
When you have kid involved, it's more complicated. You want to stay together for them. In this case, I hope Guy gets all 3 of the kids.
Her actions aren't crazy. They're what's called "dedication." WTF, Perez? Get a real story. Madonna's dedicated to her career. So what? We could all learn something from her!
Re: Canuckfuck –
Madonna, is that you replying?
One word DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my aunt banned sugar from my cousins when they were little kids so that they wouldn't get fat. when they hit highschool, they binged and gained like 30 lbs.
Maddonna is absolutly hippocritical, she can't monitor what her children are watching if she is so concerned,if shes so worried about what her children are reading in the papers how are they going to get a correct education without learning the worlds history? as of decades ago and a minute ago. and if shes worried about them seeing her in the paper she is exploiting herself to every other person in the world for money but she can't show her kids what she does with her life? totaly hippocrasy if its so corrupting to her children she clearly has no care for her fans.
and those kids are going to need to eat dairy, meats, and sugars or when there older there going to have a chemical imbalande.
HAHAHAH its like being in jail. but worse cause shes a BITCH.
sorry madonna fans X]
Kids need calcium from dairy products so they don't get osteoporosis when they age.
Everything in moderation is fine.
what? no newspaper? some people are crazy. (NO CHEESE?!)
Re: Kipcat – why ?does she have a computer at the house !!!!
She`d probably have a stroke if she lived my lifestyle.
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Team Guy! This old hag is even more of a crazy ass bitch than I thought.
what a disgusting cunt…remind me why people like her?!?!? guy is the idiot that wasted years of his life with her. now alex is the next lowlife that obviously doesnt know how take care of his own.
She's a moron…like most pop stars who get infatuated with themselves. She may have talent like Michael Jackson did but they're all nutjobs. I hope Guy gets a ton of money in the divorce. My question is, what's Madge gonna do with her fake Brit accent? LOL
How can someone want to live to 500 but not enjoy one day of it?
Really laughable considering she is a skank ass ho and not a lady of the manor. This is the same woman who thought that it was her obligation to teach children about sex with her Justify My Love video (I kid you not, she said it on Nightline). I feel bad for her kids.
*yawn* Sounds like the whining of a petulant child against their parent. Madge emasculated Richie? HA! He does a fine job of that all by himself.
EVERYONE should have Colombian coffee… Madonna knows BEST…. Colombian is the best!!! que viva Colombia
Whatever!!!! that bitch looks good for 50. she can sleep with whatever cream she wants to put on, & in a clowns outfit.. & work out for 8 hours a day… she looks DAMN good for her age. i want tips!!
Yeah yeah madonna is a control freak we already know that.
I still LOVE HER!
Wow, what a cunt! MADONNA YOU'RE A CUNT!
Oh Shut the HELL UP PEREZ
this is Madonna Rules:) she is the Queen:)and shes make the rules,Guy knew about Madonnas lifstyle & he had no problems with.
Now he knows that Madonna cant help him with his career,& this is the reason why he left her=fuck this Bitch
and You PEREZ are mad @ Madonna.lol
I know everything:) about u.lol
Madonna didnt envite u.lol for the Sticky & Sweet Tour:)
and she gave u no Informations etc.lol
NOTHING
NADDA
get over it.lol
She's a control freak..If you watch old documentaries of her, she is trying to control everyone's mind around her. I'm sure being married to her aint no picnic.
I can predict the future of M's kids–first chance they get to break out of the gate they're going to go completely crazy doing all the things their bizarre mother won't let them do now–and I mean NUTS!! Parents cannot expect their children to grow up happy if they're constantly forbidden to do the everyday things that they see the other kids in their neighborhood doing. Oh–and somebody needs to break it to M that her age-defying regimen is NOT WORKING!! Has anyone noticed her face and hands lately?? Yuck!!
Crazy bitch indeed!!! With an addition a fake british accent!!! WOOOOOO!!! not.
team ritchie!
So what! The woman has good sense. Look at her. As for Guy… he's a grown man who knew what he was getting into.
These are not exactly husband abuse issues, not some of 'em anyway. I sometimes have rice milk in the house. Her ban on dairy, meat, etc. is meant to keep the family healthy. If she wants her blueberries (filled with anti-oxidants) from Canada, what's the big deal? I'm not a huge fan of hers…I side more with him on the split…but these aren't horrible things that she's done. Emasculating the bloke? Another story.
I know what Madonna is doing by not letting her kids watch TV and other things. She wants them to move out the day they turn 18 so they are not sponging off of her. My uncle did the same thing to his kids, but it was with makeup. I hate people like her. My uncle thought his shit didn't stink either.
Wow..Madge is one crazy psycho. She seems to run her own cult monastry at her own house, to which she tries to lure in her kids and Guy. Sad.
And Um..Dairy is good- you drink it out of your momma's tits when you're a baby to grow up nice and big and strong. And does she ban all fruits too which contain fructose, a type of SUGAR? Get an education.
YEAH AND I BET SHE FURTHER EMASCULATED HIM BY PUSHING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES THEN SLAPPING HER HARD FAT COCK ON HIS FACE. PLEASE THIS IS BULLSHIT - ALL THOSE THINGS MADONNA STOPS HER KIDS FROM DOING ARE EVIDENCE OF THE FACT SHE IS A CARING AND CONSIDERATE MOTHER AND DOESN'T WANT TO POLLUTE HER KIDS BODIES OR BRAINS. LOOK WHAT IT'S ALREADY DONE TO MOST OF THE GARBAGE THAT POSTS ON THIS FORUM! MADONNA IS EXCELLENT AND CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHINING PUS-SAY BOI GUY.
she's a freak! A superfreak!
i hope half of that is bullcrap. if it is, the other half's still retarded.
Sounds like a real fucking bitch! Bet he's going to be hitting every 25 year old girl in London hard after being with that old shrew all these years. Pack it in Madonna baby…your husband's just done left you, and your evil spell you put on Brit Brit when you stuck your tongue down her throat has just about worn off. You're through. Now be gone before someone decides to drop a house on you.
Most of these are from comments Madonna herself has made over the years. She does not eat dairy, processed meat, cuts down on sugar (MOSTLY), all confirmed by her. We know she does not watch tv or magazines, but there has to be a tv in the house, because she also said she let's the kids watch dvd's and watches films on certain occasion. They probably just aren't connected to a tv cable. We know her exercise routine is rigid but it has been for years. And the fact that life revolved around her is pretty easy because there were large amounts of times when he wasn't working out of home so he was the stay at home parent during those times. These items are far from shocking or anything, some I think are bullshit though
Perez, baby…this was LAST week's news. C'mon now, you've gotta be more timely than the competition.
And there's 'No TV' because Madonnkey doesn't want the kids to find at what a hypocritical old whore she really is — Which they will at school, anyway.
— Strange how she tries to control every aspect of everything about everbody in the house, but she feels free to slut it up with a fellow married skank.
Wow Guy Ritchie Is A Weak Fuckin Man To Have Put Up With That!!!
Maybe He Is A Fag, Would Explain Why He Was Attracted To Madonna's MAN BODY (Thats Why Faggy Perez Loves Her So Much! Shes The Only Woman He'd Fuck)
we're not that shocked either Perez, but ALL THIS SHIT IS EXTREMELY RIDICULOUS.what DOES shock me though is why Guy didn't divorce her a few yrs ago.I couldn't live more than 2 days with anyone (husband,mother or friend)with so many restrictions.and can u guys guess what this BITCH would look like without all the anti-aging creams and plastic surgeries(who don't seem to work)?
Nothing on this list sounds all that bad. The body suit and cream is a bit odd. The rest? So? No sugar? Good for her! That stuff is bad. No TV? So? All that's on is CRAP. No Newspapers? So? There's the INTERNET! Sorry, but if that's all they have, I'm not seeing anything all that odd.
Wonder if Madonnkey's let A-Dog see her in her 'old-lady' plastic suit yet?
Lol - so Rocco is going to LOVE the time he gets to spend at Daddy's house now - ice cream, chocolate, McDonalds etc. etc. etc. Oh yeah, and Guy can get the biggest TV available and let Rocco watch every "unsuitable" programme on it!!!
Ooooo, Madonna sounds completely insane! Fish and veggies but no sugar - oh my. Healthy eating must look crazy to most Americans where obesity is out of control. I wonder what Rosie O'Donnell serves her children. My poor husband has to put up with a lot more than a rubber suit and coffee and he's not thrown in the towel yet.
What a dumb cunt. She lives in a fantasy world. I hope Guy get's hundreds of millions AND I hope he gets Rocco. Madge can keep the Bearded One (Lourdes).
Ha…..but then again some of those restrictions paid off for Madonna…some of them are kinda wack…this Divorce will be ugly..
Maybe now Mr. Ritchie can get back to making GOOD movies like Lock, Stock… and Snatch.
Looks like her brother was right about her crazy ways. Interesting book that sheds a lot of light on the subject.
Fuck ALL the celebrities!!
Re: Devore –
it s okay to eat healthy food (I mysself am a vegetarian / almost vegan), BUT: It s NOT good for children to NEVER get ANY sweets! Even celeb kids do NOT libve in a sort of bubble or on an island and they ll see other kids being "allowed" to eat more diversified food and sweets ins mall amounts, etc. - so their mother makes them as complete OUTSIDER and even maybe be ridiculed by the other kids…this is NOT GOOD for the mental growth and development of children!
They ll for sure develop very SERIOUS(!) EATING DISORDERS! Orthorexia, anorexia a.so.
Madonna has a SERIOUS mental problem with HERSELF and thoese around her, and her family will sooner or later SUFFER from this!
Re: Paulie –
Of course, sugar is not healthy! BUT: Hindering your small kids ENTIRELY and TOTALLY from eating it or things that contain some of it, is simply NEUROTIC and BAD for getting a "normal" attitude towards food! Besides it will make them appear "strange and weird" among the other kids…and make them OUTSIDERS and lonely!
They all will develop a body image and eating disorder due to her mothers neuroticism!
Looks like the paid PR trolls are on board this AM - Too late; Madonnkey is a crazy old ho, and we all know it.
NORMAL…..This is how healthy people live.
And kudos for not allowing a TV in the home. If this is true, the kids will be a lot more normal than you'd think. TV and newspapers generally creates negativity in people and influences kids to not make their own mind up.
MANdonna is the new Michael Jackson!!! HHA HAA HAA, what a freakshow!
Crazy ways? It that it? I was expecting much more craziness coming from Madonna.
FUCK GUY RITCHIE! he knew what the hell he was getting into! if they were having problems, why in the hell did he go through with that adoption?
I have no sympathy for him! MADONNA RULES!
SCARY.
The control thing (first item) was no surprise. She alluded to this in an interview once. That's okay, Guy: come on over to my house and I'll give ya a proper dinner with all the trimmings!
And this is surprising how??? Emasculated Guy Richie huh?? I also heard she would not let the kids watch TV. Guess she was scared of them seeing her look younger and hotter in one of the 80s videos on MTV.
Guy, come on over to my place … You can do whatever the hell you want to do without a load of crazy-ass, old-lady bitchin' … Whatever. You. Want. (Ahem.) … You are F-I-N-E …
Re: MRS.RICKY MARTIN –
I like her rules also. I actually agree with her and understand. I wouldn't want my children's heads and bodies filled with garbage either.
calcium comes from alot of souces. Milk doesnt have more than a handfull of almonds, a cup of brocoli and many other substitutions. Also dairy and milk products contain way too much animal protiens and steroids now adays, which lead to many diseases such as cancer and M.S. Osteoperosis is a fear tactic used by the dairy industry. It is not as prevelant as it seems to be.
Re: freaknasty –
FreakNasty, can i lick your balls???
ur not very bright r you? none of us need meat and dairy and sugar from sweets…..do asome research then run you r mouth…lol…chemical imbalance..bahah
Uhmm looks like you need an education ….eh hun? First of all BREAST MILK IS NOT DAIRY! haha dairy comes from animal products which r loaded with steroids and animal protiens which cause Cancer and M.S in many americans. And natural sugar is not what she is worried about her kids eating. She is worried about processed and refined sugar and sweets. YOU need to get an education…baha
Re: cherry.girl23 – Uhmm looks like you need an education ….eh hun? First of all BREAST MILK IS NOT DAIRY! haha dairy comes from animal products which r loaded with steroids and animal protiens which cause Cancer and M.S in many americans. And natural sugar is not what she is worried about her kids eating. She is worried about processed and refined sugar and sweets. YOU need to get an education…baha
OMG! She's CRAZY poor kids!
I'll admit I laughed when I read this in the papers over the weekend but I always read the Daily Mail with a sense of caution. I don't necessarily believe they are putting the right views across or even protecting the people they talk about. They always print retractions of articles or little (very little) apologies. I only believe them about the football scores. Its the one thing they can't exaggerate.
I remeber reading, what can only be described as a biography across three pages. It was about Christian Bale when there was all that kerfuffle with the assault charges. Only, the Daily Snail, maintained that he was a maniac and accompanied the articles with pictures of him with knives. Not exactly the best portrayl of anyone.
For that reason, amongst many others, I fail to believe that the Daily Mail honestly thinks this is what Madonna is like. I know its Madonna but I seriously can't bring myself to believe the Daily Mail. Immigrants, Tories, celebrities and sport. That's all they do. Before anyone points out that I hate it so why do I still read it? Easy. They do brilliant sport coverage over the weekend and the LIVE mag on a Sunday sometimes has film exclusives like James Bond that was in the other week.
That's what I call PERSONALITY. You go Madge, I love ya. But really the Daily Mail? that's a sensationalistic news paper if they don't know something they make it up.
Crazyyyyy!
poor kids!
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – totally agree w/ you LOL!
wow! i hate her now even more! what a bitch. i wouldn't be surprised if lourdes & rocco turn into rebels one day because of the dictatorship @ home. i mean: they can't do anything normal!
she's a friggin psycho, but man, what a good concert!!!
i don't believe a word of this… only madonna-haters can
I eat like that. I"m not crazy. Processed food is so bad for you. She just doesn't know how to cook using natural sweetners for her kids. You can feed them well without being a control freak. Well.. probably not Madonna, she already was a control freak.
Guy ritchie.. he can decide how to eat for himself. He's a grown man.
Madonna and Tom cruise should get together and set their families free.
good on him for spilling to the press shes a nasty past it slag and a total famewhore. i just pity the kids. i mean come on no tv or sugar? plus she seems like a rotten spoilt bitch..i hate her
I was at this restaurant in Toronto and Madonna's bill was 900 dollars and she left the server a TWENTY FIVE DOLLAR TIP!!!! what a bitch
i swear, if that crap is true, somebody please kick that bitch in the head…what a f'ing fruitcake…
madonna rules her world and everything into it
damn….control freak….!
He was no perfect angel, I'm sure. I'm still Team Madonna.
we'll read about her kids in 10-15 years, strung out, in therapy..
But I still like madonna..Old madonna, meaning the earlier years..
HA no sugar..stick sweet..lol
It's amazing what a guy will put up with to stay with his sugar mommy.