Gwyny's Less Annoying When She Plays Mom
Filed under: Anglophilia > Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow and her adorable daughter, Apple, were spotted at a London Farmer's Market this past weekend.
The mom thing suits her.
When her kids are around, we almost forget how much she annoys us!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Posted: October 20, 2008 at 2:15 pm
yay!
Does anyone else find it odd that her daughter is still in a stroller. Looks like a big girl!
She needs to dress her kid better. And sorry, she's still annoying!
she's got a 4 yr old in a stroller, WTF!
Apple is, like, 4 or 5. Why is she still sucking her thumb in a stroller?
She is annoying. She thinks she's so much better than everyone!
Let that child walk,she's too big to be in a stroller,the world doesn't need another spoiled brat =P Other than that it looks she's almost trying to let them have a normal childhood….
APPLE… SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A CUMKWAT!
I bet she lets her daughter lick her feet!
Nope. I remember exactly how annoying she is.
Why isn't that kid walking???
Her hair looks slightly less annoying at that length though.
WHy do people insist on putting a big ass kid in a stroller?Answer me that one Okay GWYNETH?
What a loser.You saw how quick Madge stopped playing the BRitish wife?Lets see how quick this loser do it too.
Re: LettyB –
cumkwat!!!! bwhahahahaa!!!!
Apple is too old to be carried and be in a stroller - let that kid walk!!
Apple is what? 5? Why is she still in a stroller??
Re: weinie –
i was thinking the same thing! why is that kid still in a stroller?!
annoying mom, future annoying lil human!
That girl is too big to be pushed around in a stroller, make her ass walk!
I was just going to say, but it's already been said. How in the heck does she get her daughter to sit in a stroller at that age?
Gwyneth is beautiful and not annoying!!!! Her little girl is NOT to small to be in a stroller, anyone with children would know this, if your out walking all day with a child they may want to take a rest!! If you dont have children you shouldnt be able to comment!! She's dressed cute for a little girl and who cares if she sucks her thumb some grownups pick their nose!! Leave celeb kids alone!!!! I love Gwyneth she's an amazing actress and looks like an awsome mom!!!!!!
How friggin old is Apple!?! Old enough to not be in a STROLLER thank you very much!
Again for you strange childless people!!! When your out walking with a child for a long period of time and their under the age of 5, a stroller is a good idea!! If they want a rest they can sit down, if they want to walk they can get out and walk!!! HONESTLY PEOPLE, GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You people havnt got a clue!!
OOOOOH!
DOES SHE HAVE AN ILLNESS THAT KEEPS HER FROM WALKING? WEIRD…
That child is tooo big for a stroller. Get her a wheelchair please.
ok… her FOUR YEAR OLD is sucking her thumb—with a blanky—in a stroller!!!…and I was giving SURI cruise a hard time for still drinking from a bottle when she was 2…
Good Grief Gwen—get it together and make your daughter GROW UP!!
why is she in a stroller??
"Less Annoying"??
That kid is waaaaaay too old to be in a stroller!
Stupid people bug me.
she's still annoying.
i can live with the stroller, but the thumbsucking has gots to go………ewe
Re: jamjam29 –
Hello? My kids were out of strollers by the age of 3. Most independent children would rather walk than ride in a boring stroller, even for a short period of time.
People wonder why we have a problem with childhood obesity? Make your lazy-ass, spoiled kid walk!!
All of you can shut the fuck up! I've met her and she is gratious, well-spoken and really nice. You all talk shit because you are a bunch of knuckle dragging troglodytes in the cult of Perez, The Moron. Perez is just jealous that she has a Vag and all he has is an ugly hairy ass!
Re: Jenny2 – mhm, i was sucking my thumb until i was 5 - didn't do any harm ; )
To all the girls who dream of being an actress just remember, If Gwen can do it - you certianly can!!
She comes across as thinking she's the most superior person on the planet.
Her perfume adverts are hillarious.
What's with celebrities and their 4,5,6 year old kids being pushed around in a stroller??? Too good to walk? Shame on you and your spoilt brats, Hollywood!
I'm with many of you… why is that no longer a baby, toddler, child still in a stroller, sucking her thumb? She might be less annoying as a Mom but come on, where's her Mom skills?
Isn't that kid too big to be strolled around and carried? Teach your child it's a blessing to have two good legs!
Re: jamjam29 – Uhh, I have three little boys, and the two year old and six year old WALK. Some people keep their kids in strollers b/c they are too lazy to actually watch them, or keep themselves walking at their children's pace. Same with 2 year olds and bottles, it's LAZINESS on the parent's part.
Re: Frogger – FROGGER TAKES IT UP THE ASS IN MORE WAYS THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE PPL!
Farmer's Markets are great places to market your small business. This photo at the market probably raised awareness substantially and increased their local sales that weekend! Go Queen Gwenneth!
I LOVE GWEN! She's beautiful and has an amazing body.
That kid is too old for a stroller. She seems like a nice person (I watch Spain on the Road again with Mario Batali and enjoy the show), but she sometimes comes off with an attitude that she knows more than everyone. Sometimes I wish Mario would throw her down and sit on her to shut her up.
Amazing body…YEA RIGHT.
More like Saggy boob socks!
Speak for yourself, lol. Mommy suit or not, she ALWAYS annoys me. As a matter of fact Iron Man would have been even better if Paltrow wasn't in it. Hell, I would have even picked dogface Maggie G. over Paltrow.
Re: jamjam29 – I have kids and that child is TOO BIG for a stroller!!! You are the one that needs to get a clue!
She's patronizing, pretentious and totally lacks a sense of humour. Her kid should be out of that stroller as well - she's far too old and should be walking around. Gwyneth is equally as annoying as Vadge!
How old is that kid? Sucking her thumb, and riding in a car seat? Not getting it.
Gwyneth just strap a leash on her and she'll be safe.. not need to have her in a stroller. Besides that poor girl looks uncomfortable in that stroller with her knees all bent up to her ears.
Re: princess starfish – If your out in London walking around all day outside and at a farmers market, I'm sure it would be nice to be able to give your kids an occasional break so you could enjoy your day and not have them crying or you having to lug them in your arms for ages. I believe Apple is not even four!!!
she doesn't annoy me in the slightest- hater!
Can this child not walk ?? For gods sakes what is WRONG with these parents ??
What else is new? My God, this one can't do ANYTHING right. Her latest get up from a film debut is a joke! Pants that an elephant could trip over. I'd never want to grow up if Chris & Gwyn were my parents. Also, this child is nothing special in the looks dept., just like ol' dear Mom & Dad! Gwyneth Paltrow is a laughing stock,
apple is 4 and a half…..yup…too old for a stroller…..my son just turned three….and ill occasionlly let him hope in…but not much anymore……
where's her son?? you never see her with him?
Re: holysnap – Exactly! Gwyn needs an uplift operation in the worst way. You'd think w/all of those pilates her butt would be lifted, too. Just bad genes, can't change that too much. She's an all around loser and only people who are less than average themselves find her to be anything special. Even with her eyelift and TWO nosejobs, she'll never be pretty. Will always be a plain jane. I have a category on my site dedicated to her under this title
maybe the stroller belongs to her younger one and she was just hitching a ride in it because she was tired? It does happen you know (I have 4 kids and my youngest is 3 and still uses the stroller occasionally). I am more intrigued whereabouts in London she was at the weekend where Apple could wear just a vest and shorts - it was raining and extremely cold 20 miles from there at the time!
How old is that child - 15? Why on earth is she in a stroller?
I recently saw her on this Travel Food Show, I understand now why Perez says she's annoying. She's so full of herself it's disgusting!
WOW APPLE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS! ISNT SHE A BIT OLD TO BE RIDING IN A STROLLER? I MEAN MY 2 YEAR OLD PREFERS TO WALK, IMHO 3 IS THE STROLLER LIMIT MAYBE EARLY 4 BUT MY KIDS LIKE EXCERCISE I GEUSS.
Her daughter looks like a total Brit. The problem with the stroller is that the kid is huge. It looks bizarre.
Re: jamjam29 – i have 5 children & not one of them strolled around @ 5
She is annoying! Always looks like she's gonna cry. WHY THE LONG FACE GWENNIE!
Re: sickitten – What's your website address? I would love to dish out my hate towards this overrated hag!
Apple looks just like her dad.
Re: jamjam29 – Apple is four. She was born in May 2004. Google it. And for your information, my kid was perfectly capable of walking around Disneyland all day at four. No stroller required.
I could take or leave Gwyneth and her little fruit, but as a mom, age 4 is not too old for a stroller esp. if you're out and about walking in the city all day. Would you rather stroll your kid or have them whining and 10 steps behind you. As a mom whose always in one particular city, I love my double stroller for my five year old and 2 1/2 year old… not to mention, it holds all my bags! Funny how people just like to bitch about and put down others. Oh how easy it is to talk negatively about someone who will never read your words and/or could care less about YOU. And what the fuck is so annoying about her anyway?
Re: princess starfish –
Aren't you a great mom then! Woot… send her a fruit basket.
Jamjam - I have a 4 yr old, and my child hasn't been in a stroller in two years! So most people are right to think it IS indeed strange to have a 4 yr old in a stroller! If you think it's normal just because you do it too, I've got news for you: You and your child are abnormal.
Re: RDRH – I prefer flowers and candy instead of a fruit basket, but thanks for the offer.
If she has a couple more kids will she need to buy a fruit basket?
this bitch cant even act and is ugly as hell. why does anyone even bother paying attention to her?
Uh JamJam, your the one who doesn't have clue. My child would be RIDICULED if I tried to put her in a stroller at 5. Most kids that age do not even want to be within ten feet of a stroller at that age. And look at those teeth, that is a DIRECT result of her sucking her thumb idiot!
Re: holysnap – Holysnap, it's SICKITTEN.COM. you can find Gwyn under plain janes & of course Gwyneth. Look under tags to the right as I haven't gone off about Gwyn in like a few weeks…archives.
That kid is too old for a stroller.
Re: sickitten – Thanks.