If You Are Easily Offended….
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Roy Horn - of Sigfreid & Roy - made an appearance at 18th Annual K-9 Trials in Las Vegas on Sunday. Poor guy. That face! Hey, at least he's still alive!
[Image by Chris Connor via WENN.]
Posted: October 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm
buttcheek
wow!
Holy shit.
What's up Chew Toy?
My friends as we move closer to Election Day please remember a vote for Hussein Obama equals big trauma. We cannot turn over the controls of this country to a person with 146 days experience in Congress and someone who punishes success with higher taxes. Vote McCain/Palin and vote yes on Prop 8 in California.
WHAT THA FUCK IS THAT?
kinda looks like all the other aging hollywood guys who overdosed on botox and surgery…. maybe that's the new big thing in celebrity-land? don't go see a doc, go get attacked by tigers!
Hey, that's what ya get for cornholing tigers!
he looks like jimi jamison
Wow, he looks like something Sarah would bag.
Being alive is more wonderful!
Why are the "If You Are Easily Offended…." items never actually offensive?
i literally gasped
perez..i usually love the IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED posts..ive never found anything on your site that messed up…just usually pretty true and funny. im your biggest fan, but THIS perez is truly EFFED UP. it is not his fault a TIGER MAULED him…come on..
Re: GENstar –
No shit, I'd kill myself if I looked like that everyday. Hide, run, hide, now.
It's not that horrible Perez. The man was mauled. I can think of atleast one celebrity blogger that approaches this level of fug and I'm pretty sure his is all natural.
Re: njpaul0129 – FUCK OFF FUCKWIT!
Re: jinx77 – LOL!
Make it go away.
Re: njpaul0129 – HOMOPHOBE!
OMG did he get beat up???
Re: njpaul0129 – gfy?
Wasn't this guy the one who was almost eaten alive by one of his tigers? If not, his face looks like it does…
Re: njpaul0129 – Eat me. OBAMA ALL THE WAY SUCKAS!!!!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS DJ AM!!!!!!!!!!
the guy had his head chewed by a tiger, and he's old! cut him some slack. I live in Las Vegas where he lives and he has done a lot of good in this city.
Re: njpaul0129 – TELL THE PEOPLE HOW I GAVE IT TO YOU UP THE ASS ANS YOU LOVE IT!
Re: LettyB – AND*
The man was attacked by a tiger, I think he looks fine.
Re: Dolly – Yuck no thanks Dolly you Fugly.
you are such an asshole. for someone that was mauled by a tiger, i think he looks pretty damn good. and people wonder why there is low self esteem, eating disorders, and mental breakdowns in this society. well, from reading this, i think we all know why. i think i would have a heart attack of perez went one day without being a negative prick who didn't put down everyone he is jealous of.
That's cruel, he didn't do this to himself.
He's always been weird-looking and has had some awful plastic surgery to boot. I think he's also partially paralyzed on one side from the incident with Monticore (who he says was trying to protect him by dragging him backstage because he had a stroke onstage during the act).
Cut an old queen some slack, why don't you?
Oh, come on, Perez. The poor guy got mauled by a tiger, plus he's about 142 years old. Of course he's not going to look like your boy, Cristiano. Leave Roy alone.
Re: rebjayal – wow, that was such a smart response….
Re: njpaul0129 – Are you ignorant or just plain stupid? Sarah Palin would be a 72-year-old 3-time cancer survivor's heartbeat away from being President of the most powerful country in the world! She has no foreign policy experience, no national political experience and she can't even say what she reads to stay informed! And, it's a known fact that the vast majority of Republicans that have been polled says she's a major drag on the ticket and proved that McCain's judgement sucks! Man, get your head out of your sphincter!!
Re: njpaul0129 – wrong blog you dumb ass…WHY are all you Republican's SOOOOO Stupid????
Re: njpaul0129 – DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY…. HOLY ROLLER!
Re: njpaul0129 – OH yeah…and BLOW ME ! "My friend"
AIDS FACE! EEEWWW!
and you Perez must think you are a hot bitch right?Girlfriend,what I 'd like to ask u is what happened to YOUR face?did some bulldozer run over you?
Re: njpaul0129 –
no by all means we should elect a president who is either too old or stupid to figure out email and with a vice president that is so not ready to lead this country. Palin is the one we should be scared of, there is a good chance she could end up governing this country and that truthfully scares the crap out of me.
He looks way better than I expected!!
He needs a better toupe, and a good tweezing…he would look great after that…..
Re: pittfan –
I just think its sad that people think OBAMA, who's only political experience doesnt include ANY executive decisions or ANY military experience, just voting, is more fit to run the MILITARY than a man who served and a woman who's only political experience was making executive decisions… You want CHANGE? Why dont you start with the senate and congress?
Tiger Face!
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, PEREZ. YOU ARE A FOUL HUMAN. DIE IN A FIRE.
holy shit
Somtimes plasic surgary dosent work
Oh come on now. He doesn't look THAT bad. He looks a lot better than I would have thought someone who was mauled by a tiger would look. People choose to have plastic surgery that makes them look a lot worse than poor Roy.
I guess the lion, tiger whatever didn't like him too much when he entered that cage?
ouch
Well, we mustn't forget that he had that horrible accident with the lion and I'm sure he would also prefer to look different or how he used to!
Oh sorry, yes it was a tiger and not a lion!
Re: LaurenAshley – And AWOL G.W.Bush was qualified to run the military? I hate to break this to you but the president usually defers to his military 'experts' on leading the military.
Abraham Lincoln was also an inexperienced Illinois senator and look what he did.
wow nice brows and nice beads
Re: alii08 – I agree that it is cruel to make fun of his appearance. However, I must say it IS his fault that a tiger mauled him.
I'm sick of you, Pervez. I can't wait for Teddy's mutant brain to snap and he attacks you. Bet you'll squeal like a little piggy girl! BTW, why don't you make fun of Seal's scarred-up face? Because he'd join Bruce, Billy Ray, Adam, etc and hunt you down and pound the shit out of you. Oh, but of course it's okay to laugh and make fun of a sister. You would serve your fans better if you would actually do an interview. I'm sure Ms. Horn has something to say about the recovery and rehabilitation he and Siggy and the kids have had to endure.
Re: njpaul0129 – screw you and your racist rants
How old are you Perez? 5!? The man was attacked by a tiger and lived, I think that's more precious. You're acting like the man was fighting for youth and had some sort of botched face lift. I think he looks pretty good, considering his ordeal. Grow up, and stop living your life through these celebrities.
That's a terrible thing to say Perez! My goodness, I think he looks great after what he's been through!
uhm…. I think the scars make him almost look human. Before all that bad plastic surgery made him look like a very scary doll
He's looking fairly normal considering.
I feel bad for the guy, however, white people always seem shocked when they get bit in the ass by a wild animal. It is a WILD animal. Just because it has been bred in a cage doesn't make it domesticated. There's a reason that you don't see Africans with a fucking Lion on a Leash. Because they know a Lion will fuck your shit up. Then you got fools sticking their heads in Lion mouths and teaching Bears to dance and wonder why their stupid asses get mauled.
Perez… This one is way out of line.
Actually, he looks quite good considering he was attacked by a TIGER! This is the first time I've seen him post attack and I'd imagined he'd look much worse.
ow?
he has a face thats like a mix of igor and the hunchback of notre dame.
but the worst part is that godawful vest.
here kittykitty
Re: njpaul0129 – fuck u change is here with obama and vote no!!! on prop 8 let people have their own choice!!!!!!!!!!!!
For a guy mauled by a tiger, he aint lookin that bad to be honest!
Re: SheriMoonZombie – Bitch.
This man was MAULED BY A TIGER. Get over yourself. You're probably just mad because your fake boobs and fake hair and fake lips make all the wrong men come crawling to your fake femininity.
I feel for him. That's a horrifying experience and I applaud his courage to be in the public eye after all that.
It's Not funny making fun of a sick guy Perez. Illness, in his case a stroke. can happen to any of us. Think about it.
he looks great …..considering what happened. Give the poor guy a break !
Mean Perez! The poor guy looks better after being mauled by a tiger than have these celebs who come out after "elective surgery." And as a side noted, please leave Sadie Sandler alone. THAT is f-ed up.
** Vote NO NO NO on Prop 8! Equality for all!
Damn, he's not looking good!
….he looks like he needs some foundation and sleep.
his eyebrows! it looks like he glued pubes to his forehead.
Looks like a dog toy that sat in the desert.
he looks really good for all he has been through and for all of you who think he looks bad…….look within yourself and realize that you can only see ugly if you have ugly in your heart. Peopple need to learn how to love one another and stop hating on everyone and everything
What the hell do you mean "that face"?!?! The man was mauled by a tiger, for fuck's sake! He looks great for a man who spent months on his deathbed, I actually can't believe that he is walking around, even today, years later! I salute him, he's real survivor!
omg figing tiger!
i am more horrified about what he is wearing than his face. he looks alot better than some people who werent a chew toy. seriously though, what do you expect when you cage a wild animal and train it to do tricks. i would have bitten him where the old queen would have felt it most, his shriveled up dick.
no on 8, yes on 2.
Re: Big Black Dick – LMAO!