Maniston Crashes Baby Borat's Bday Party
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Courteney Cox > John Mayer > Sacha Baron Cohen
Aren't the Cox-Arquette's tired of having Jennifer Aniston up their asses?
Baby Borat Olive Cohen celebrated her first birthday with a big party on Sunday.
Little Coco Arquette was seen arriving at the Cohen residence with mommy, Courteney, a friend AND Auntie Maniston.
Why wasn't Man hanging with John Mayer?
Did he need a break from clingy Maniston already?
The gold watch that Man was sporting is supposedly a gift from John.
We bet Jessica has one too!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: October 20, 2008 at 10:45 am
I'll bet Jessica's gift was a reamed out asshole.
She's hungover from drinking Mayers sperm.
Nice $10 Rolex.
dear perez,
FUCK YOU.
why do u even waste ur time posting stupid things like this…if u dont like her dont post shit like this…the only reason u hate her is cuz of the divorce..shes such a good actress. Maby she knows the family also..maby she didnt just tag along..like rreally
She is Coco's god mother and I'm sure u love spending time with ur BFF whenever u can so leave her alone Perez… U should be on her tema now that Angelina stated that she and Brad fell in love while he was still Married now she is not as honest as she once claimed 2 be
leave jen alone
Re: Lady_Love –
I hate when he writes crap about her like she is a bad person… she should be the one talking shit after angelina came out and said that she and brad fell in love while filing the Mr and Mrs. smith movie which means Jenn and brad were still married… Why doesn't he talk shit about that…
i like jen but yeah really she is always with them she needs a new man
It's great she enjoys so many friends. I really like her-she's beautiful and low key.
so, where is this doorknob hater???
She needs to lower her standards in the guys looks department,she's no oil painting or spring chicken.
I think you attack her so heavily, on purpose, to get your readers annoyed as hell. Obviously she's a good enough person to have lifelong friends.
It's funny how you have to seriously stretch for some story on this picture. It sounds like you're just jealous you were not on the guest list Perez.
fuck your shit is boring Perez!
Seriously - why do you rip on her so much. She got dumped by her husband because he cheated on her with Jolie's iron trap vagina. Maybe she wants to take her time and be sure before she settles down again, maybe she is just having fun. I'm sure she could have lots of men, you make her sound so desperate all the time. She is a cute girl
i dont get it
Is she went there with Courteney Cox, how exactly was she 'crashing' the party? You're such a fucking moron Perez.
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Re: karrbl2005 –
Exactly! He loves to bash any other homewrecker, but when it comes to Angelina it's perfectly fine. That's a horrible double standard. Angelina may have said they didn't have sex while he was married, but that didn't stop her from pursuing him, which is just as wrong.
Perez..c'mon seriously leave her alone. She's so pretty and i love her as an actress. It's not her fault she is unlucky in love. Your always praising Angelina and she's a homewrecker slut..What you call everyone else who sleeps with married men so what makes her any different?? She just admitted it and you call her a saint..seriously if your going to put people on blast then you should do it equally. I love Jennifer Aniston…i hope she finds someone who's worth it!
BLAH!
actually if you look at some other sites, that don't bash her for no good reason, you would know that john mayer was at the party too. here's the article:
Celebs who attended the cowgirl-themed bash but aren’t pictured below: Jen’s on-again boyfriend John Mayer, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Black, Tobey Maguire, Kate Beckinsale, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen and Laura Dern (with husband Ben Harper and their son Ellery).
and why shouldn't she spend time with her best friend? do you say these things, because your best friends are sick of you always being up their asses?
Aniston went to a birthday party of a one-yr old she doesn't even care, just to mingle and to be photographed (Huvane, you called in for papps, right?). She doesn't even like children, can't care to even have a baby with a husband she was supposedly love and cherish, my ass. Angelina rescued Brad just in time, now he has a great big family he wasn't going to get with this loser, Aniston. A FRAUD.
Aniston WRECKED HER OWN MARRIAGE, Jolie-Pitt haters. Get that through your thick skulls.
yawn.
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! She is not off stouting off political crap, she is not off bashing Pitt. She is an attractive woman and you should not read into Mayer not going as something bad. You ever think he had to be somewhere else? Or Jennifer was invited by Courtney to go with her? Or maybe Mayer doesn't like the little kid birthday party or does not get along with Borat?
Re: tambam –
it takes SEVEN FUCKING YEARS to decide whether she wanted children, and now 4 years after the divorce she still claims to be looking for love? At age 40? Oh boy Aniston is truly an epitome of loser, pathetic, overgrown teenager, who is resembling sun-tanned Camila Parker Bowles everyday, isn't she.
John Mayer was at the party also. Do your research before being a dick.
JenFraud. So what if Jennifer Aniston doesn't want kids. She didn't force Brad to marry her, and before they were married he was a giant pot-head, not exactly Daddy material anyway. I wouldn't have been rushing to have a baby either. Better she stuck to her guns than have a baby just to keep a man. Angelina adopted a child while married to a man who didn't want more kids. That worked out real great!
Why do you hate Jennifer Aniston so much?
You're jealous aren't ya!
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Yawn. Yet ANOTHER non-story. See Perez, once you let your personal prejudices get involved, you lost it. Now you just post boring NON-STORIES that interest you and you alone. Big yawn.
LEAVE JEN ALONE STOP CALLING HER MAN
I just adore the name Coco Arquette. Sounds like a little French cutie.
I love to spend time with my god children. You are such an ass.
Don't you remember that Aniston's house used to be rented to "Borat"? They know each other. That's why she's attending the party… she's a friend of the family.
Re: Jenfraud – Whatever you say, Angelina…Please go back to your day job of pretending to be Mother Theresa, instead of hurling childish hate towards Jennifer Aniston. Whether or not Aniston is partly responsible for the demise of her marriage, she is NOT responsible for your adultery and lies. Oh - and Aniston happens to be good friends with the parents of that "one year old" and joined several other high-profile adults, like Tobey Maguire, at the party. Each time you and that fat fucktard Perez try such desperate tactics to rip Aniston, you just come across as pathetic idiots with the emotional range of a 6th grader.
And you are certain that she didn't get an invite? Dumb ass
Ha! I couldn't drag my single girlfriends to a child's b-day party if my life depended on it! What a cling on
Re: Jenfraud – Angelina is still a skanky, whore. Giving away money (big fucking deal) and buying a bunch of kids doesn't change that.
Perez, stop hating on Jen!
Re: Jenfraud –
You act like you are a spokesperson for Angelina.
Perez, it's seriously getting old!! Don't hate bc Jen has a group of friends with whom she hangs. Obviously, they all get along and she is inviting to many functions. Sorry, that your idols are holed up in Berlin, with no friends, the way it always will be. They don't want you as a friend Perez, get over it!! You sound so desperate and lame, creaming yourself over being listed in a book next to Holie!!! That's truly sad!!! And, the funny thing is, I like you Perez…you seem so cute and innocent in person, and then you rip on innocent people and defend the assholes!!!
Re: Jenfraud – Just because someone doesn't want children of their own..it doesn't mean they hate all children. You're a legit idiot and you can try to defend yourself all you want, you already made yourself look stupid several times.
Re: Jenfraud –
You act like you are a spokesperson for Angelina.
Jen has a lot more class than Angie. Angie wants to rub shit in Jens face.
But Angie doesn't know that she is getting Jens sloppy left overs.
Brad already looks tired. Angie acts like she is such a great person.
Be careful karma is a bitch.
Perez I don't get it really…What is wrong with you? I was such a fan of your web site but now it is just hate and hate and hate…
I just would like you to explain us: Why do you think it is so important to Jen to settle? I believe that after 7 years of marriage and a certainly really painfull break up, you should take your time…Having 6 children just after 3 years of realtionship, expose them to the media like trophees it is not really healthy in my opinion…You have the right to be facinating by the brangelina image( Hey it is a full job for them to explain how wonderful they are) but please give Jennifer a little rest…
Im starting to belive that deep inside you, you love love love her….but like you get a lot of fed back went you trash her, you are going to keep doing it.
Its normal to go to children of a friends birthday partie, even if you dont have any.
perez you are an idiot !!!
Re: Jenfraud – awwww obsessed much?
why do people put pictures of ppl they supposedly hate as their avatars? lame and pathetic. hahaha
LEAVE HER ALONE
TEAM ANISTON…LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD
Why do you hate this woman so much? She and Courtney are best friends and she's the godmother of Courtney's child. Why wouldn't she be there? If you can play hanger-on to random celebrities every weekend, why can't she hang out with her friend of well over a decade? Jesus. I guess I shouldn't be so surprised by your random hatred of Miley Cyrus anymore, seeing as she isn't your first irrational target.
SHE'S PREGNANT WITH JOHN!
(New Weekly)
YOU HEARD IT FROM ME FIRST
IF THAT'S LITTLE COCO IN THE BACKSEAT … SHE'S A SUPER CUTIE!!!
How can you call Angelina a saint? She's a bi-sexual slut with daddy issues. You're an idiot-douche.
you dont have to be an asshole when it comes to pointless shit
she isnt always with them for fuck sake you exaggerate.what makes you think she is always with them.they are best friends i hang out with my best friends much more than that and when we are all going to the same party we all ride together and we eat together and we drink together and much more,what is your problem you jealous cunt.and what makes you think that she should spend all her time with any man married or dating or whatever,is that healthy?should having a man define her and she should never be seen not by his side again for the rest of her life.is that how sad and stupid you are??is that what youd be if you could get a boyfriend??clingy and dependant and loose all your friends??your really are a dumb fuck arnt you.oh and angies a whore always was.
Re: budsgal – that says a lot about your friendship.maybe your friend thinks your a fucking idiot and has the perfect excuse not to hang out with you and your other stupid friends???????????
So it's a crime now to hang out with your best friends? Jeez give the girl a break.
Jen is just so pathetic and sad, clinging to her friends' families for companionship. Does she not know any single people??? IT just seems so odd that she is ALWAYS with Courtney and I'm sure David gets annoyed but he's too nice of a guy to speak up. It's like she's trying to live a new life vicariously thru her friends.