Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
With the recent news of Madonna and Guy Ritchie splitting up, a lot of personal information has begun to leak out. Especially about Madonna's exotic, diva, and a bit crazy ways.
And, now, with the two publicly parting ways, it seems we'll be seeing more of Alex Rodriguez slowly creeping into the picture.
Reports today state that A-Rod is buying a New York penthouse apartment two blocks from Madonna's so he can be closer to her.
So how much is living close to her Madgesty worth? Apparently over $53,000,000 for the penthouse!
It comes with four bedrooms and the building is home to many stars, such as Sting, who coincidentally enough was responsible for introducing Madge to Ritchie back 10 years ago.
A source close to A-Rod says, "Alex knows that this is a difficult time for Madonna, especially as she has children. So he thought this was the best way to be close to her without being too intrusive. He is completely into her and willing to be patient while she sorts everything out. All he cares about is just being close to her."
As for Madge, reports claim that she's hoping to have a kid soon. And you know she loves her some Latin men! Lourdes' babydaddy, Carlos Leon, is Cuban.
Despite being 50 years old, though, she reportedly wants to have a natural child birth and have A-Rod be the sperminator!
Wait, hasn't she started menopause yet? She best hurry!
A source says, "She thinks he's physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her."
The two are expected to come out publicly with their relationship in the next coming months. And it seems there's nothing A-Rod won't do to please his new queen.
Turns out the baseball star will apparently start to spread the Kabbalah philosophy with sports-themed books aimed at young boys. Similar to Madonna's children books to young girls.
And A-Rod is already planning to go with her on a "spiritual" trip to Malawi later on after her current world tour ends as Madge is adamant about adopting another kid from Malawi, particularly, three year-old Mercy James.
As for the kids involved, Madonna is said to be planning a "Kabbalah weekend" to introduce Rodriguez to her kids.
We wonder how A-Rod feels about Madonna sleeping slathered in $1000-a-jar cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to fight aging? And how about not being able to have any processed meats or dairy products in the house or being able to watch TV?
[Image via WENN.]