Moron Say What?

Reckless driver Nick Hogan is being released from jail tomorrow, and his female-born sister, Brooke, took to her blog to let get a few things off her (fake) chest.
She says:
Nick
Current mood: blissfulHey you guys…as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow…I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends…and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him…. Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day.
There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day… Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here… It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people….were just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate…its probably the most far off. I didn't come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.
ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!
Love you guys!
brooke
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fug face first!
THAT WAS TOO LONG TO READ, FUCKING SHE-MAN!
So, John's gonna "walk out of the hospital," eh? Hm….
yay im 2nd
yeah so i like brook hogans show but she seems really confused all of the time
fuck you brook
good lord perez….i couldn't even get through 1/8th of that……
is John the guy who is now crippled? stfu and show some respect, you turd.
what eves
You know she's going to jump up and down when she sees him and he's going to get a boner.
The only thing he's seen that resembled clevage is some homeboy's asscrack!
Okay, I used to find Brooke sweet and enduring, but she is just too old to act this dumb anymore - everyone at my house quit watching her show after the episode where she stated that women have too much emotions to run for any kind of political office - GO TO COLLEGE and learn something Brooke, it certainly couldn't hurt you!
i didn't even read half of that
Oh yes indeed, surely there is "more to the story" than your brother being an imebcile who chose to drive while impaired. Yes, maybe some stuck a funnel down his throat and duct taped him to the steering wheel.
Nick, that's not your sister, THAT'S A MAN, baby.
It's not like Nick INTENTIONALLY got into that accident and did that to his friend. Golly give the kid a break, and her too Perez. She just loves her brother you jerk!
well hate to break it to you brooke..i have seen the hole in johns head from the pics…and there is no way he is walking away from anything ever…he is and will be for the rest of his life the living dead…my cousin alex was killed like 5 years ago in the same type scenario he was 18 riding with a guy who was 17 driving like 100 mph they crashed the driver lived and alex died a horrible death…the kid went to juvie for like a month…nick should have spent way more time in jail and the same to the guy who killed my cousin. the system is just slapping people on the wrist for doing horrible things and it is disgusting.
how is that poor kid going to walk out of the hospital when he's now a vegetable. how did he only get 6 months thats a joke
Re: Fucked up Furby Fuckina Fuckwad Fucknut – LOL!
Bastard needs to get at least 10 years for what he did. 6 mos is pathetic as is the rest of that useless family. Karen
what do you want her say? that is her brother….
She is seriously rediculous, a waste of fucking space!
she is talentless, fake, immature, and uneducated.
That poor family is doomed to hell… all of them
AWFUL PEOPLE!
BLAH!
i wonder if douche bag nicky will try to go back to his racing career or maybe GO TO COLLEGE
I'm sure that Brooke and her family really feel for what's happened to John.
Just like I'm sure her boobs are real too. The Easter Bunny told me so. It's scientific fact.
Re: Fucked up Furby Fuckina Fuckwad Fucknut – she might get a boner seeing him hahahahhaha LOL
What a long winded way of saying - "my brother is guilty and should have gone to jail, but because I'm hot you'll forgive him right?"
frogger
wanks off
to her in
his moms
basement
Fucking dumb, stupid bitch!!
What a fucktard what part of vegetated state doesn't she understand. he will never walk out of the fucking hospital dumbass. as much as we all wish he would and maybe able to do eventually he will never be able to walk away as nick is just walking away.
my prayers are with Johns family.
Re: Mimi the Magnificent – I hope you being sarcastic, asshole.
I understand she is thrilled her brother is getting out, but why blog about it? To rub it in the faces of John's family that knows their son, brother, etc. wil never get out due to the life sentence.
Maybe he didnt mean to do it, but keep quite about your happiness about your brother getting out of jail. Have some compassion. We all figure the family will be happy, but why rub it in the face of everyone?
it's not all the media brook. Are you forgetting about the phone calls between your dad and Nick where your dad said to Nick that John must have lived wrong or done something wrong and deserves what he got??? I'm sure the calls are up on YouTube, if you're smart enough to do a search.
People dont' forget about crap like that, you moron.
Oh well, John will have his day and what comes around goes around.
It should be painful to be that stupid. Brooke should humble herself enough to realize that after all of Nick's reckless behavior, he is LUCKY he is able to eat bread and potatoes on his own and not through a feeding tube. Eff off, Hogans!!!
A FAT F@CK! 100% SELF-ABSORBED - EWW!!!
Scew off, you family of life-ruiners.
Brooke- nice rack!
Poor thing. Her family is a bunch of idiots. I don't think she gets it.
brainless half-wit, just like her momma and papa and bro.
What was wrong with what she said? I feel for her, and am glad that he's getting ou tof jail.
of course, he's her brother. why are u being so hard on her?
nottttttttttttt
Did she just say, "he's been living on starches for so long, I bet a big helping of starch will hit the spot?" Bread, potatoes and macaroni are all starches you blonde nit wit.
Re: TheDirty Justin_Bobby –
that'd probably go over a lot better if she actually was hot…
SHE NEEDS TO SHUT HER DAMN FACE. She has no right to talk about john or his family! She really thinks John will walk out of that hospital? Maybe they should have a video of John sent to them.If Nick wants people to see he that "he understands and see he care" which I really doubt he does, he should stay for his whole sentence!
Ok, I'm not trying to come off as an asshole, but why the fuck does John's family insist on keeping him on life support when everyone knows he's brain dead and not coming back?! Just do the humane thing and pull the fucking plug!
she is not female born. idc what anyone says.. that's a man, baby!
Shes a moron. But so is the guy how got in the car with Nick. John was older and should have been wise enough to put on his seatbelt. The fact is this could have happend to both Nick and John. They are both responsible. Putting what happend to John entirely on Nick is not right, and Im sure John wouldnt want that.
Nick was a child and John was a grown up. And John willingly got in the car druk..I doubt very much John was telling Nick to slow down..
So stop being so fucking judgemental! When you guys grow up, you`ll learn that things arent always black and white.
accidents happen and i really think everyone involved seem like great people
brooke seems very sweet
Reminds me of Ugly Betty. She is going to look like her mom in 5 years. Nick get out and that poor Marine will never get out! Yeah, go girl! The first place he
should go is to the person who will never have a normal life. His suppose friend the Marine! Brooke can take a flying leap!
Happy he's coming home!
Did she not make it to the grade where you learn about apostrophes?
I don't understand why he ONLY got 6 months. No one EVER brings up the fact that aside from the vehicular manslaughter, HE WAS UNDERAGE WHILE DRINKING! That's a felony count in and of itself, but I suppose they just made that conveniently "disappear".
The whole family ought to be ashamed of themselves. And what about that "fund" for John that they set up to help cover his hospital expenses? His mother hasn't seen on red cent of that supposed money.
They sicken me to no end.
All she talks about is herself… how shes happy to have him back so he can hug her when shes having a bad day…. or whatever….
uhh… next time lets try something like "Im glad to have him back so he doesnt have to sit in a little cell anymore.."
I'd NEVER pray for a Hogan
it was a god damn accident.
the end.
let them move on.
Did she really say that John is going to "walk out of the hospital and everything will be ok"? How much crack is she smoking to think that John will ever be healthy enough to walk let alone breath on his own?! I'm not a hater but come on she needs to come back to reality and realize that John will be on a ventilator for as long as his family decides to torture him. WAKE UP BROOKE!
eff off Brooke and your whole white trash family…remember those prison phone calls????
you don't give a shit about anyone but your disgusting family…and hopefully your troll bro will get a good beat down when he's out late one night….KARMAS a BITCH….and so are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd still bet the cops will pick him up for a probation violation for driving with a suspended license during his probation period. It's like 3 years of probation, right? He's never going to last that long without driving.
Re: Mimi the Magnificent – hmmmmmmmmmmm…drinking then going out speeding down the street……yeah…noone saw it coming…WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Hayworth Honey – let's hope so…
Re: TheDirty Justin_Bobby –
LOL!
Re: Baby Chicken –
LMAO!!!
tranny
Re: bradeyboy –
Are you fuckin' serious? just say you wanna fuck her- u don't have to say she's sweet! you are gross
This Skank needs to shut her freakin mouth! She has no right to mention john or his family and prayer in the same freakin blog! She as the rest of her family are ignorant assholes. If Nick really wants to show everyone he cares he should stay in prison for his entire sentence and not leave early due to "good time". Her brother and her are best friends well the she better watch out because to be friends with her brother means being left in a hospital bed as a vegetable.
Her family has caused John and his family so much pain she should not have the right to even mention them. Maybe she should ask for a video of john and see him now and then think again. Really, John will leave the hospital walking? Look at the damage your brother caused again!
Re: garage sale –
Yeah, let's just wait until you end up like a vegetable one day or any member of your family. then we'll see who moves on! accidents is just stupidness waiting to happen…like your comment.
she's a fuckin idiot
Good let the cocksucker out of jail so he can kill HIMSELF in a car! She feels bad and sorry for John, yeah fucking right…dumb fucking cunt. Ugh!
She deosnt even VOTE and who cares about her anyway? And why does she and her Dad act like they are dating? YUCK!
What do you guys expect her to say? Brooke LOVES her brother and sure, she is happy to see him come home. Brooke appears to be very naive and sweet. Looks like she would mature faster with all her family troubles. She did NOT write this for Perez…she put it on her blog for her fans. I wish you all would just leave her alone. She is a victim here too. Hate on Nick all you want. Just leave Brooke alone. She is NOT the one to blame.
Off my soapbox now…
The Hogans are white trash with money. Brooke is and idiot!! Her idiot brother drove recklessly and ruined the life of another human being. But, all he can think is oh poor me. Hogans= idiots
Even though Nick is a reckless tool, instead of her reflecting on how hard prison has been for him, she reflects on how hard it is been for her without him around. Just goes to show the Hogan family is totally self-absorbed, and it's disgusting how they constnatly mention John in interviews but you can tell it's all lip service and they could care less about him and his family when they're the ones who destroyed John's life.
NOW YOU KNOW HER STUPID ASS DID NOT WRITE ALL THAT, SHE HAS SOMEONE DO IT FOR HER, THAT ENTRY JUST SOUNDS TO EDUCATED TO BE WRITEN BY BROOK THE BEAST!
Is she a f***ing retard? John is in the hospital, half of his brain is gone, there is just a giant dent in the man's head. Nick Hogan should be hung.
why are you so mean to/about this girl all the time?
she seems like a nice enough person,shes not some skanky ass whore like paris,lindsay,etc,etc,all spun out on coke/heroin/meth/booze.
get over it already.are you jealous ? whats yr problem?
When will this dumb whore ever stop defending her convict brother? Word is on the street that her brother sure loved his showers while in the slammer! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oh brother, I couldn't even read all of that BS. She treats her brother killing someone and expecting to get away with it, and then make a reality show off of it as if it is just an everyday part of life for all Americans. Her family deserves all the terrible things people say about them and then some.
So called evil things will stop if you and your worthless family will just go away.
I'm sure it's been just as hard for the victim's family these past 6+ months too, Brooke. At least you get your brother back in one piece. He got too light a sentence. I really can't stand this Hogan family. I wish they would disappear. I also hope Nick lays low for a while and isn't seen partying here, there and everywhere as soon as he's released from jail. P.S. Brooke, John is most likely NOT going to walk out of that hospital, sadly. You seriously need some advanced education. Please take a few bio classes.
Oh boo hoo, Brooke. You've gone without your douche nozzle brother for 6 months. John Graziano's family, on the other hand, is going to be without the man they knew for the rest of their lives. Are you seriously confused as to why a majority of people don't feel for you or your brother? Shut your mouth and stop whining. As far as I'm concerned, I'd hear smarter commentary from a 9 year old.
Jail changes people. Nick will not take crap off of anyone when he is out. He also suffered and learned how terrible what he did is. This will not bring his friend back, but the lesson sought has been learned. Wait and see and try not to hate so much. It's unfortunate and disfunctional.
What is so amazingly sad Brooke, is the state of denial you are in. How often have you actually gone and seen John in the hospital? Did you see the video of half his skull being gone? Did you see how someone has to constantly wipe the dribble from his mouth? Did you see how empty his eyes are? How there is no brain activity going on? Did you see machines moving his legs to prevent bed sores? Did you see that his injury was SO horrendous Youtube at first would not even show the injury? We all see the TRUTH now. It is heart-wrenching to think that poor boy fought for his country, only to be ruined forever because of your spoiled brat of a brother. You all enable Nick and he will forever be a baby.
Feeling sorry for your brother, who ruined the life of another human being, and his family who will forever suffer, is beyond reasoning. Caring only that you missed Nick's hugs, laughs and want to feed him mac n' cheese is abhorent! Where is the decency in your family? Where?
To say John is going to walk out of there, boggles the mind! Who are you kidding?
This was no 'accident'. He did not intend on hurting John. But he willingly drove too fast and got off basically scott free because of your family's $.
Say a prayer?
I will say a prayer for John's family. John is 'gone' already. He doesn't know what is going on. His family are in hell every day because of your brother.
Re: mollymouse –
get serious. he chose to drive while drunk and therefore caused the crash which paralyzed his friend. it WAS his fault. and either way…hes walking out perfectly fine and his friend is stuck in a hospital eating from a tube. Brooke hogan needs a couple more years of school or SOMETHING. nobody cares about her family problems. her brothers an idiot and so is she
Re: MOMMIE DEAREST –
do you really KNOW lindsay and paris are on drugs? do you have PROOF? you dont know a damn thing. quit trying to befriend these bitches…they arnt reading this…its not gunna get you ANYWHERE. so fuck off. everyone knows shes a idiot.
MARK MY WORDS NICK IS GONNA TRY TO GET A REALITY SHOW.IF ANYONE GIVES HIM ONE THEY ARE DISGUSTING EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS
Wow- is she really that stupid? She's like borderline retarded if she thinks for one second that guy is going to walk out of that hospital. Half his head is gone. He's a breathing vegetable thanks to her brother and father- that gave them the booze! Maybe the silicone leaked to her brain. I hope that kid's family sues them all for every penny they have or will ever make. You know that's why Hulk and his wife split- so that the family couldn't get all their assets. Asshats.
this is all very sad. the reality is, people get into reckless careless car accidents all the time. young people dont think twice about getting into a car and driving while intoxicated believe me i know. they should really try to use their fame to show that instead of blatantly neglecting the fact that there is a human life in a coma right now due to drinking and driving.
Re: maria preston1 – what are you talking about? i didnt side with nick either way he decided to drive that way with passengers he sould be doing the time…my cousin wasnt in the car with a drunk he was in the car with a douch that decided to speed and flipped the car…so what the fuck are you talking about anyways…nick drove he messed up and it cost a persons life..nick was probably walking around fine not fucked up so the guy wasnt scared to ride with him.
Re: maria preston1 – you must have my comment confused with someone elses…you make no sense
Personally I think you are all a bunch of morons for the way you are reacting to this. You have no idea what its like to be in their position. You are just judging them because you can, think about what it would be like if you or someone you know had an accident like that. Its horrible what they are going through and you are just making it worse. You should be embarassed for being such idiots!!!!
She hasn't seen him for six months? They don't allow visitation in that country club jail he was in?
Wonder how many times he got gang-banged in the shower, and how long it took him to like it.