Robert Smith Called….

Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwynnie showed up to the Times BFI London Film Festival screening of Two Lovers on Monday night looking a tad too Trollsen-y in…well, we don't even know what to call it.

It's sort of Afghan meets gladiator meets Elvira, and then running into a wall of FAIL.

Maybe it's some sort of GOOP fashion statement we couldn't even begin to possibly fathom!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 20, 2008 at 8:15 pm / Email this »

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47 comments to “Robert Smith Called….”

melindawarren says – reply to this

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Where is Mr Blackwell when we need him!!!
SoCalSkippy says – reply to this

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2nd!
melindawarren says – reply to this

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Yes that's RIGHT! I was first bitches!!!
SoCalSkippy says – reply to this

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Ugly, untalented and no style…a triple threat, LOL!
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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looks like she is trying out for Amazon Gladiators.
pcd says – reply to this

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leave the flats for casual wear Gwynnie events like these are to show of amazing dresses and heels - what were you thinking??
leave____alone!!! says – reply to this

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she doesn't look any worse than usual.
lilac a. rugg says – reply to this

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And WHAT does this have to do with Robert Smith, from The Cure????
vbm211 says – reply to this

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goop.com is evidence enough that shes horrible
www.bid2learn.com says – reply to this

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love gwenth however you can take acting classes ar bi2learn.com
orangejuice says – reply to this

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I LIKE IT :S
baileylov says – reply to this

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WTF?!??!?! That's right up there with her craptastic goth disaster. Hate her, please stop giving her space on your blog, maybe then we can all forget her.
RavenSekhmet says – reply to this

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Interesting…..
Veggie_chik0116 says – reply to this

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EWWW…Trollsen twins…….=(
sushi says – reply to this

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She's such a nasty fuckpig cunt.
irsmith says – reply to this

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yea, WHAT the hell does this have to do with robert smith???
lame
JungianQueen says – reply to this

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Hi, Ben Hur wants his sandals back.
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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UM
FUCKING DOUCHE…….
look was nice till
you had to toss the
feet out…..
madonna sucking whore!!!
Mad Moustacher says – reply to this

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Nah, she looks amazing 99% of the time. That pink Gucci dress with the bow in the front made me drool. Simply beautiful.

She knows how to put it all together and work it mang.
party says – reply to this

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if that is rayon knit, the reason she's rocking it is because rayon knit feels AMAZING against the skin when it's all loose and drapey like that. on freshly shaved legs…
TRY
IT
YOU
WILL
LIKE
IT
EVEN
ALL
YOU
HATERZZZZZ
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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I need some wrist things like that for my halloween costume.
holyhotmess says – reply to this

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Oh wow that outfit is sex on a stick.

NOT.
Cherry Bomb says – reply to this

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remember when she wore that beautiful pink gown to the academy awards and the top showed how flat her chest was? It was so funny- all that money and still no sense in how to dress. Maybe that's where just a FEW more IQ points would help.
debaser says – reply to this

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how DARE you insult robert smith like that!!!!

how does chris martin bang that? i'd rather bang the old woman next door with the lingering smell of cat piss and moth balls.
Saphire says – reply to this

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She's actually not that bad, I saw her in some foreign cooking/travel documentary filmed in Spain, she seemed very humble and down to earth, she was suprisingly worldly/cultured/ intelligent, she spoke nearly perfect Spanish and had a pretty cool sense of humor. She's not a great beauty, but at least she's got brains. Her acting skills aren't that bad either, considering what's out there these days, (Maniston,Jessica Alba etc). Why don't you like her Perez????
AMO says – reply to this

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Oh Perez, you amuse me.
BrittanyM says – reply to this

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i actually think this looks really cool
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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Amazing she can walk at all considering the fact she's had Madonoughts strap-on up her ass a shitload of times lately.
Lilly1978 says – reply to this

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Definitions of Goop on the Web:

* A shape-shifting green blob that weighs 200 lbs. He can also stretch his limbs, and is able to regenerate. [27]
www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/List-of-Omnitrix-aliens

* goop is a negative word referring to one with a less than adequate amount of stones. usually goops are not very smart, and almost always will …
weazley.com/unholy/terms.php

* sludge: any thick, viscous matter
* soap: street names for gamma hydroxybutyrate
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* A thick, slimy substance; goo; A silly, stupid, or boorish person
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/goop

In other words…

GOOP???? *lol*
janebird says – reply to this

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Can't stand her either Perez! She's so pretentious and takes herself way too seriously and that shows in her fashion sense too. She even called herself an icon and said she invented long hair and everyone tries to copy her style, this was during the late 90s when hollywood's media was kissing her ass as "the new Grace Kelly" and she was letting it get to her head. She used her connections to make it in hollywood not talent. This girl was fed with a silver spoon. She's also not as smart as she tries to come off. She was a terrible student had to get famous hollywood people to get her in college, she flunked there then had her parents help her get acting jobs. She's overrated in looks, talent and style IMO.
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kamek-the-evil-magikoopa says – reply to this

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I don't know who that is, or what she's like, but I would wear that outfit. xD
Spiegs says – reply to this

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I love it–she looks fierce!
californicated says – reply to this

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poor poor woman
Podruzhka says – reply to this

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I thought Halloween was on 31st…?!
masterdeluniverso says – reply to this

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Robert Smith????
'
The only thing that I can think of as analogy to RS is that she is wearing a lot of black. But he doesn't wear leather. He is goth, but not the cheap ass attention whore goth.
LoveIndies says – reply to this

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Gwynnie-Poo BUGS me.

She's a total suck up!

Friendsies with Madge?

Yeah, right …

But, to what degree?
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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Sorry SoCalSkippy but to me, she has always, alwayssss been talented and gorgeous! Even when she doesn't look perfect, she looks g-r-e-a-t! Adore Gwynnie:)
BJAtlanta says – reply to this

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I like this dress and I like it that she takes risks.

Perez, you're not exactly a fashionista yourself. One day you'll have to grow out of that awful Avril Lavigne look you sport.
psycheX says – reply to this

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hmmm I never got over that horrible oscar speech,.
Paulie says – reply to this

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Well it's not like you're some fashion trend setter Perez. I mean really, you have no credibility here.
susiepq says – reply to this

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No taste. Awful. I think if she took her head out from her ass, she'd see how freakin' fucktard she looks.
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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ohmifreakinggod!
what just happened???
haha says – reply to this

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Gwyneth Paltrow = cunt
Baxter to the Maxter says – reply to this

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She is wearing flats due to a knee injury that recently occurred and temporarily prevents her from wearing heels
Her_name_is_FROMAN says – reply to this

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Please don't insult Robert!
Soulbutter says – reply to this

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Hey! You better not be making fun of Robert Smith!!