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Robert Smith Called….

Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwynnie showed up to the Times BFI London Film Festival screening of Two Lovers on Monday night looking a tad too Trollsen-y in…well, we don't even know what to call it.

It's sort of Afghan meets gladiator meets Elvira, and then running into a wall of FAIL.

Maybe it's some sort of GOOP fashion statement we couldn't even begin to possibly fathom!

[Images via WENN.]

47 comments to “Robert Smith Called….”



  1. 1

    Where is Mr Blackwell when we need him!!!



  2. 2

    2nd!



  3. 3

    Yes that's RIGHT! I was first bitches!!!



  4. 4

    Ugly, untalented and no style…a triple threat, LOL!



  5. 5

    looks like she is trying out for Amazon Gladiators.

  6. pcd says – reply to this


    6

    leave the flats for casual wear Gwynnie events like these are to show of amazing dresses and heels - what were you thinking??



  7. 7

    she doesn't look any worse than usual.



  8. 8

    And WHAT does this have to do with Robert Smith, from The Cure????



  9. 9

    goop.com is evidence enough that shes horrible



  10. 10

    love gwenth however you can take acting classes ar bi2learn.com



  11. 11

    I LIKE IT :S



  12. 12

    WTF?!??!?! That's right up there with her craptastic goth disaster. Hate her, please stop giving her space on your blog, maybe then we can all forget her.



  13. 13

    Interesting…..



  14. 14

    EWWW…Trollsen twins…….=(

  15. sushi says – reply to this


    15

    She's such a nasty fuckpig cunt.



  16. 16

    yea, WHAT the hell does this have to do with robert smith???
    lame



  17. 17

    Hi, Ben Hur wants his sandals back.



  18. 18

    UM
    FUCKING DOUCHE…….
    look was nice till
    you had to toss the
    feet out…..
    madonna sucking whore!!!



  19. 19

    Nah, she looks amazing 99% of the time. That pink Gucci dress with the bow in the front made me drool. Simply beautiful.

    She knows how to put it all together and work it mang.

  20. party says – reply to this


    20

    if that is rayon knit, the reason she's rocking it is because rayon knit feels AMAZING against the skin when it's all loose and drapey like that. on freshly shaved legs…
    TRY
    IT
    YOU
    WILL
    LIKE
    IT
    EVEN
    ALL
    YOU
    HATERZZZZZ



  21. 21

    I need some wrist things like that for my halloween costume.



  22. 22

    Oh wow that outfit is sex on a stick.

    NOT.



  23. 23

    remember when she wore that beautiful pink gown to the academy awards and the top showed how flat her chest was? It was so funny- all that money and still no sense in how to dress. Maybe that's where just a FEW more IQ points would help.



  24. 24

    how DARE you insult robert smith like that!!!!

    how does chris martin bang that? i'd rather bang the old woman next door with the lingering smell of cat piss and moth balls.



  25. 25

    She's actually not that bad, I saw her in some foreign cooking/travel documentary filmed in Spain, she seemed very humble and down to earth, she was suprisingly worldly/cultured/ intelligent, she spoke nearly perfect Spanish and had a pretty cool sense of humor. She's not a great beauty, but at least she's got brains. Her acting skills aren't that bad either, considering what's out there these days, (Maniston,Jessica Alba etc). Why don't you like her Perez????

  26. AMO says – reply to this


    26

    Oh Perez, you amuse me.



  27. 27

    i actually think this looks really cool



  28. 28

    Amazing she can walk at all considering the fact she's had Madonoughts strap-on up her ass a shitload of times lately.



  29. 29

    Definitions of Goop on the Web:

    * A shape-shifting green blob that weighs 200 lbs. He can also stretch his limbs, and is able to regenerate. [27]
    www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/List-of-Omnitrix-aliens

    * goop is a negative word referring to one with a less than adequate amount of stones. usually goops are not very smart, and almost always will …
    weazley.com/unholy/terms.php

    * sludge: any thick, viscous matter
    * soap: street names for gamma hydroxybutyrate
    wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

    * A thick, slimy substance; goo; A silly, stupid, or boorish person
    en.wiktionary.org/wiki/goop

    In other words…

    GOOP???? *lol*



  30. 30

    Can't stand her either Perez! She's so pretentious and takes herself way too seriously and that shows in her fashion sense too. She even called herself an icon and said she invented long hair and everyone tries to copy her style, this was during the late 90s when hollywood's media was kissing her ass as "the new Grace Kelly" and she was letting it get to her head. She used her connections to make it in hollywood not talent. This girl was fed with a silver spoon. She's also not as smart as she tries to come off. She was a terrible student had to get famous hollywood people to get her in college, she flunked there then had her parents help her get acting jobs. She's overrated in looks, talent and style IMO.



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  32. 32

    I don't know who that is, or what she's like, but I would wear that outfit. xD



  33. 33

    I love it–she looks fierce!



  34. 34

    poor poor woman



  35. 35

    I thought Halloween was on 31st…?!



  36. 36

    Robert Smith????
    '
    The only thing that I can think of as analogy to RS is that she is wearing a lot of black. But he doesn't wear leather. He is goth, but not the cheap ass attention whore goth.



  37. 37

    Gwynnie-Poo BUGS me.

    She's a total suck up!

    Friendsies with Madge?

    Yeah, right …

    But, to what degree?



  38. 38

    Sorry SoCalSkippy but to me, she has always, alwayssss been talented and gorgeous! Even when she doesn't look perfect, she looks g-r-e-a-t! Adore Gwynnie:)



  39. 39

    I like this dress and I like it that she takes risks.

    Perez, you're not exactly a fashionista yourself. One day you'll have to grow out of that awful Avril Lavigne look you sport.



  40. 40

    hmmm I never got over that horrible oscar speech,.



  41. 41

    Well it's not like you're some fashion trend setter Perez. I mean really, you have no credibility here.



  42. 42

    No taste. Awful. I think if she took her head out from her ass, she'd see how freakin' fucktard she looks.



  43. 43

    ohmifreakinggod!
    what just happened???

  44. haha says – reply to this


    44

    Gwyneth Paltrow = cunt



  45. 45

    She is wearing flats due to a knee injury that recently occurred and temporarily prevents her from wearing heels



  46. 46

    Please don't insult Robert!



  47. 47

    Hey! You better not be making fun of Robert Smith!!