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Stewart vs Palin: It's War!

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Jon Stewart doesn't hide his feelings towards Sarah Palin.

While speaking to a college audience in Boston, Massachusetts, this weekend, the host of the Daily Show took the time to respond to Palin's comments about the "pro-American" parts of the country.

Stewart let it all hang out.

Says Jon, "She said that small towns, that's the part of the country she really likes going to because that's the pro-America part of the country. You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly: Fuck you."

The reaction came in response to Palin's comment on Thursday night at a North Carolina fundraiser when she said, "We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. We believe…that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation."

So Stewart added, "I can't take it anymore…After eight years of this divisiveness, we're back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America."

Stewart then referred to Palin's hometown of Juneau as "the woods."

He says, "McCain made an interesting vice presidential choice. I like the woods…I just don't know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly."

As for Palin's statements that Barack Obama is linked to terrorist Bill Ayers, Stewart had his own remarks.

He said, in a Palin impression, "I've never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they're saying something and how terrible what they're saying is. Don'tcha know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist?… Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know."

Sarah Palin = Idiot!

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251 comments to “Stewart vs Palin: It's War!”

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  1. 1

    he needs to stick to 'comedy'



  2. 2

    like, oh my god
    i am FIRST
    BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



  3. 3

    lmao, luv john stewart!



  4. 4

    THATS RIGHT!!! FUCK PALIN AND MCLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obama 08 baby!!!!!!!!!!!!



  5. 5

    LOVE JON STEWART!



  6. 6

    TRUE THAT! I see T shirts in the work, P.

    FUCK YOU SARAH PALIN!



  7. 7

    go jon!



  8. 8

    who gives a shit what he says or thinks. stick to hollywood gossip Trim.



  9. 9

    Amen #1.

    McCain/Palin 08!

    Perez is on another biased war path….haha I love it.



  10. 10

    Damn straight!! Failin is a fucking moron!!!
    .
    .
    Obama/Biden 08!!!



  11. 11

    Palin went down on who?

    Too little fucky fucky for Furby makes me cranky!



  12. 12

    “One of the reasons why Barack and I are running is that we know how damaging the politics of division that continues to be practiced by the McCain, how damaging this policy of division has been,” continued Biden before the crowd of 2000, his voice rising with every word. “It's time to put this behind us. Folks, it is not a corny thing. It's real. We are one nation, under God, indivisible. We are all patriotic. We all love our country in every part of this country. And I'm tired. I am tired, tired, tired, tired of the implications about patriotism.”



  13. 13

    hi letty

  14. Eddie says – reply to this


    14

    PALIN = FUCKTARD



  15. 15

    Aww, Perezy is mad and is bashing people again………

    Whats so wrong with calling Obama a friend of a terrorist?….it's documented on paper and on video he is linked to terrorist. It's the truth…..another liberal "celeb."



  16. 16

    Re: wanna milk me??
    Fuck Sarah Palin was pretty funny



  17. 17

    i lovehim!



  18. 18

    FUCK YOU SARAH PALIN



  19. 19

    Re: JMinFL

    Friends hang out together
    I don't call being on a Education Board "Hanging Out"



  20. 20

    I was there!!! This was at NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY. And Jon was hilarious and very smart… this was just one of the many blunt things he said that evening and its no reason to get your panties in a bunch.



  21. 21

    i was there! He was AMAZING!! You should watch his stint on gay marriage!



  22. 22

    jon stewart is an idiot. someone needs to sew his mouth shut.

  23. julu says – reply to this


    23

    Thank God for that. I'll just tell you right now that without all these personalities coming out, telling me how to vote and attacking a girl, I just wouldn't know which way to go. I mean, I like that that one guy wants to spread the wealth around because, frankly, who needs the money they earn?



  24. 24

    About time someone came out and spoke the truth instead of tipp toeing around and trying to be polite, Jon don't forgey Elizebitch,Thanks Jon .



  25. 25

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE JON STEWART!
    .
    THAT IS MY WAR TOO!
    .
    FUCK SARAH PALIN!
    .
    THE BITCHES SUPPORTING PALIN ARE HOWLING LIKE THE WOLVES IN ALASKA!
    SARAH WILL KILL THEM TOO!
    .
    BLOODY MOOSE FUCKER!



  26. 26

    "pro-american" is one of the DUMBEST things I have ever heard her say…and THAT is saying a lot…



  27. 27

    Re: LordKain – lol! nice avatar!



  28. 28

    Real racist america…that is what she really means.



  29. 29

    I have no problem with small town America, in fact, I love to vacation there. My problem is with her and how clearly distorted her view of America is. I don't think McCain plucked her from the woods, more like the 11th century.



  30. 30

    Palin is right, Obama does have ties with terrorists. He still talks to this man, Bill Ayers. Obama has said that he would choose Muslims over Americans and his wife has said that she is embarrassed to be an American and you fools want to vote for someone like him? He would side with our # 1 enemy in the world before us and you want him as your leader? He has no experience, he has never done anything but "write a letter", and he is going to get us all killed. So when the bombs start dropping, and business start shutting down, and we become a third world country, you can all pat yourselves on the back bc the demise of this country will be on your fault.



  31. 31

    I fucking love Jon Stewart. He is one smart cookie. Love him.



  32. 32

    All right fuckers…
    I'm signing off. Too much work to get done before 5 and i only have 1.25 hours left to do it!

    bye bitches!



  33. 33

    Another angry jew that is voting for a group that eventually will destroy them. I don't get how a jew can vote for Barack Hussein Obama, same guy that admires Faranhan and Rev Wright.- I guess people deserve what they got.-



  34. 34

    hahaha omg i love jon stewart



  35. 35

    lol.. Love you Perez!! Seems that the Palin destroy fest has just started. She is a nut case bitch.



  36. 36

    Palin is a hick, she has no idea what a real city is. She has no isea how guns are used to kill people in bigger cities because citys usually don't have any extra moose hanging around.



  37. 37

    Couldn't have said it any better!! Palin =Idiot



  38. 38

    I love this man!



  39. 39

    this whole election is starting to depress me



  40. 40

    Re: wanna milk me?? – HEY! I HAD TO GO POST TO FUCKING FROGGER ON THE OTHER PALIN POST! WHAT A FUCKTARD!



  41. 41

    Re: julu
    Yeah, All of those poeple who beleive that spreding the wealth isn't a good thing they should just screw themselves. My father earns almost 200 a year and he does basically nothing. He goes to work at 8 and is out by 4pm. People who go to work and leave their families and people who never get to see their families have to work 10x hard to bring home maybe 40,000 a year. Everyone works hard for their money, but alot of people are overworked and underpaid!!! That needs to change



  42. 42


  43. 43

    Re: sweetpiece – MOOSE FUCKER… GOOD ONE! HAHAHA!

  44. froco says – reply to this


    44

    Stewart needs to stick to comedy! Small towns are pro-america. Why is that bad thing? Not that large cities aren't pro america…its just in those big cities you see people burning flags and dancing and screaming on a podium "god da** america" I dont think you see that in small towns. I mean come on… someone stated below that Biden wants to move on and he is tired…well tell that to Obamas spiritual leader Rev. Wright…move on. …if you can write on her Palin=Idiot.. then its true to say Obama=racist/terrorist……so would you rather an old guy as president or a racist/terrorist?



  45. 45

    Pro-America? More like blind, mindless idiots who don't know whats really going on in this country.

  46. julu says – reply to this


    46

    And thank God liberals follow and listen to a comedian that hosts a faux news show on Comedy Central. Because I shudder to think what would happen to normal people if the angry, rabid, zombie masses of liberal idiots actually organized to make a real change, other than of course making posters that say "Bush Lied People Died".



  47. 47

    OBAMA all the way. The best that could happen to him was McCain choosing that Redneck hockey mom from Alaska. She is so dumb, she makes Bush look smart which is hard to pull off.



  48. 48

    Yes!! I hope some day Mr. Stewart runs for some sort of office!! Love it - Pailin is a fake and she reminds me of my 3rd grade teacher. I just want to crap on her face!! Linking someone to terrorism??? Seriously go back to the woods!

  49. jilly says – reply to this


    49

    doesnt Jew john know that all of B.Hussein Obama's "friends" hate the jews? He himself subscribes to alot of these beliefs..read his book people who are his fans…if you did 5 min of research you could read it for yourselves



  50. 50

    Re: julu – You act as if Obama plans to take all of the wealthy's money and leave them with nothing. If you want this economy to get better, you got to pay your dues. I pay taxes, you taxes, that's what makes this country. Some people are milking the system with welfare and whatnot, but overall somebody's gotta pay for our schools, roads, pay police,firemen, etc. You just have to get over it. Your life will not dramatically change and that's if you make $250k a year, which I doubt you do.



  51. 51

    Amen Jon.



  52. 52

    DRILL PALIN NOT ALASKA

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    check our page or go to

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    DRILL PALIN, NOT ALASKA

    keep the pitbull out the ANWR

    PEACE!



  53. 53

    FROGGER TAKES IT UP THE ASS IN MORE WAYS THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE PPL!

  54. julu says – reply to this


    54

    Re: Shut.Tha.Fuck.Up – You are so right. I mean, it worked so well in other countries we should def. start it here. Stalin's Russia rocked! No one went hungry and everyone has just what they needed right? Communism has killed 100 million people cookie.



  55. 55

    So every New Yorker, San Franciscan is an evil Anti American?? Man she makes some stupid statements which is good. because 4 more years of that crap will put America even deeper in the shitter. If they pull it off again soemhow I will leave this country for sure. But Obama will win and things will change not at once but with time. First thing get those soldiers home asap and send Palin's and Bush's kids there….



  56. 56

    Re: guilty of being white
    Don't forget the nutty Christian Fascists!



  57. 57

    John Stewart = Idiot!!!

    MCCAIN/PALIN in 08!!!!!



  58. 58

    Let's make out of Palin the new Britney! lol



  59. 59

    Re: froco – i dont want a old man OR a terrorist/racist to be president…thats why im voting OBAMA.

  60. julu says – reply to this


    60

    Re: starburst65 – Wow. You really have no idea what you are talking about. I seriously suggest you read up on history cookie.

  61. Galen says – reply to this


    61

    I love the way sexy Sarah gets under the liberal's skin.



  62. 62

    Re: COCACOLA
    What gets me with u right wing assholes is that you just talk out you asses

    So what is it???

    Is Obama a hater of America and a follower of a Christian Church and Pastor
    Or is he a terrorist with connections to Osama and his Muslim regime.

    He can't be the fuck both



  63. 63

    Re: LettyB – LOL WHAT A FUCKEN TOOL! YOU SOUND LIKE A DUMBASS 3RD GRADER BRAGGING ABOUT BULLYING! HAHAHAHA FUCKEN IDIOTS!



  64. 64

    No, she didn't say the small towns were THE pro-American parts of the country, she said they were VERY pro-American. Stewart is making it sound like her statement was all inclusive, when what she was saying was that a lot of small towns are very patriotic, not that large ones aren't. She was just pandering to the audience she was speaking to, just like Obama and McCain and all other politicians do also.



  65. 65

    Re: LettyB – SO DOES YOUR MOTHER :) NOW SHUT IT!



  66. 66

    Want to know more about how Palin and other pro-lifers plan to overturn Roe v. Wade?

    There's a new documentary to check out - Unplanned Democracy: America's First Vote on Abortion.

    Visit www.unplanneddemocracy.com to watch the trailer.



  67. 67

    Sounds to me like Stewart = Idiot. He's just looking for any excuse to bag on her.



  68. 68

    Re: LettyB – HAHAHA!

  69. Rovex says – reply to this


    69

    As a non American i can tell you that Palin sums up everything thats bad about the US.
    She represents its arrogance, religious idiocy, greed, superficiality and stupidity. She completely misses its innovation, hard work, freedom and opportunity.
    Giving her any real power will only result in the rest of the world hating you even more and the eventual demise of the US as a world power in any real sense.



  70. 70

    Re: julu
    "Stalin's Russia rocked! No one went hungry and everyone has just what they needed right? Communism has killed 100 million people cookie."

    Get the meaning of Communism correct before you start spewing off again

    I doubt Obama dosen't want to have a class less society without government.
    McCain/Palin are alwasy speaking bad about Washington



  71. 71

    Re: Frogger – THATS ALL YOU GOT FUCKTARD! I GUESS I AM JUST ABETTER "CYBER BULLY" THAN YOU, LOSER!



  72. 72

    I wish Sarah FUCKING CUNT Pigling would get raped by the devil's cock. I wish here secret service team would drop her ass in the South Bronx and she'd get raped and stabbed by twelve black dudes. Shame on her. So New Yok is American enough for when she wants to visit and American enough when the terrorists fly planes into our buildings, but BEHIND OUR BACKS we're anti-American. FUCK THAT BITCH! It's funny she once said that it was Obama who talks about people one way in one state and another way in the next. She's the fucking two-faced cunt and I hope she fucking dies.



  73. 73

    yay perez palin does= idiot!



  74. 74

    Re: julu – I know exactly what I'm talking about. Being a condesending asshole doesn't make you an expert.



  75. 75

    OBAMA/BIDEN 08 ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
    Seems to me the race is pretty much over. Our country will finally be headed in the right direction.



  76. 76

    I hope Bin Laden flies a plane straight into her big mouth. FLy right over NY leave us alone and right into her ugly face. Nobody deserves it more than her. If it weren't for people like her, we new yorkers wouldn't have been attacked to begin with.



  77. 77

    NO John Stewart FUCK YOUUUU!!! these celibreatards best leave Sarah Palin alone, I hope she gets her revenge in 4 years when the Republicans will wil back the White House after Comrade Barack Hussein Obama finishes fucking up the country



  78. 78

    Re: bullsonparade – So if you live in a small town then you are an idiot that doesn't know what is going on in the country? You sound like a typical liberal sheep. *yawn* You people are getting boring with your tired antics and mindless dribble. Obama is a moron with zero experience…oh wait…no, he has 143 days of holding a senate title. I can't officially call him a Senator as all he has done since being in office is run for President. I know, he is my state Senator. The man has done NOTHING.



  79. 79

    Re: LettyB
    hahaha.
    saw it…
    and to think that asshole
    actually thinks my avatar is really
    me………
    i guess he missed that post on philton
    awhile back……..
    dumbass!



  80. 80

    Re: PLainJane82 – WOW! YOU ARE PASSIONATE LATELY GIRL!



  81. 81

    Re: wanna milk me?? – HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S SMART TOO! HAHAHAHA!



  82. 82

    He's right. The only people voting for McPain and PAIN are idiots, bigots and overall losers.



  83. 83

    George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine. A little over one year ago:
    1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
    2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
    3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%..
    4) the DOW JONES hit a record high–14,000
    5) American's were buying new cars,taking cruises, vacations overseas, living large!…
    But American's wanted 'CHANGE'! So, in 2006 they voted in a Democratic Congress and yes–we got 'CHANGE' all right. In the PAST YEAR:
    1) Consumer confidence has plummeted ;
    2) Gasoline is now over $4 a gallon & climbing!;
    3) Unemployment is up to 5.5% (a10% increase);
    4) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $12 TRILLION DOLLARS and prices still dropping;
    5) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.
    6) as I write, THE DOW is probing another low~~
    $2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS HAS EVAPORATED FROM THEIR STOCKS, BONDS & MUTUAL FUNDS INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS.
    YES, IN 2006 AMERICA VOTED FOR CHANGE…AND WE SURE GOT IT! …
    REMEMBER THE PRESIDENT HAS NO CONTROL OVER ANY OF THESE ISSUES, ONLY CONGRESS. AND WHAT HAS CONGRESS DONE IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.Stop and think about that for a moment.
    NOW THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS GOING TO REALLY GIVE US CHANGE ALONG WITH A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS!!!!
    JUST HOW MUCH MORE 'CHANGE' DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND?



  84. 84

    John Stewart is acting like a 5 year old little girl
    He should "know his place" , and stick to his "comedy"



  85. 85

    Love Love LOVE Jon Stewart. He's been on point in regards to the shenanigans of this whole election.



  86. 86

    The so called actors and comedians in Hollywood should consider sticking to what they do (and not necessarily best, either) and leave the politics to the people that have a clue. Why are the people in this country so blinded to what Nobama is and stands for? All I can say is, be careful what you wish for.



  87. 87

    PRO AMERICAN?!?!
    This is how fu*king STUPID and UNDER QUALIFIED this broad is!!!
    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…and you not so bright people…she is I REPEAT NOT QUALIFIED!!!



  88. 88

    Re: LettyB – I physically hate that bitch. U have no idea. Why does she exist?



  89. 89

    Re: YaYaYa
    EVERYONE Has the right to criticze / or support their government. That is his right and "his place" same as yours ;)



  90. 90

    Re: Yadayada

    don't forget McFAILIN supporters are also freaks, ignorants, and overall gutter trash.

  91. Rovex says – reply to this


    91

    I find the people saying Obama is a liberal really amusing, compared to most hes a conservative. You Americans (5% of the worlds population by the way) really do have a distorted view of the world.



  92. 92

    Re: PLainJane82 – Yeah because Palin was responsible for 9/11. You are a moron. It's people like you that are dividing this country. Liberal morons who think of nothing but hate and violence.



  93. 93

    McPalin 08
    McPalin 08
    McPalin 08
    McPalin 08
    McPalin 08



  94. 94

    LOVE IT GIVE ME MORE

  95. SoCal says – reply to this


    95

    How does that change the fact that Obama wants babies who survive abortions killed? No amount of whining will change that FACT.



  96. 96

    For EVERY right wing nut job that thinks Jon Stewart should stick to what he knows…how VERY AMERICAN of him and the rest of us that dare to defy what the wolves want.
    And if we're talking about sticking to jobs…Sarah Palin could go back to freeze her ass in Alaska and stick to being a hockey mom! Taling about someone who needs to keep their day job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  97. 97

    Re: Plinkie9 – open mouth-insert cock! mind your business. It's people like her dividing this country. Times are changing. Accept it!



  98. 98

    To those who will respond to this post in hate, and anger, and with words that couldn't be said in church, just relax.
    Both candidates have used their speeches to separate themselves from the other, both VP's have said things that make no sense.
    With 15 days left to go, it's important to keep looking at the facts, the moral standing, and the views that these individuals hold dear.
    To respond to Stewarts comment, Palin's words were in regards to the comments that Obama made a while back. When he referred to people in small town America as people who, "cling to thier guns and religion"
    Take a look at any political map, and you may see what he could be referring to. The middle of this country is voting for McCain, while the W/E coast are pulling for Obama.
    As a person who has lived in several metropolitain areas, and now find myself living in a town of 20,000 I see firsthand what Palin is referring to.
    While I don't 'cling' to a gun, I do not 'cling' to a religion either.
    I cling to my faith in Jesus Christ.
    Because of my faith, because of my morals, I cannot vote for Obama.
    McCain wasn't my first choice, but he is the candidate that I will stand behind.



  99. 99

    Re: kat7777
    post 86
    you consider yourself one that has a clue?
    Again, EVERYONE has the right to agree/ disagree and criticize their government despite their profession. They pay taxes too!



  100. 100

    God, I would fuck him.

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