'Meeting' With Beyonce Can Lead to Jail

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Fanatics are scary!

A Detroit Beyonce fan named Robert Williams was arrested in Connecticut on Sunday after driving erratically and nearly hitting a police car.

No joke.

One of the things he told the cops was that Mrs. Jay-Z was waiting to meet him on the George Washington Bridge (a bridge that goes between Manhattan and New Jersey)!!

According to a police report, the fanatic nearly hit a police car early Sunday, asked an officer for directions to Detroit, then drove over a sidewalk and grassy area. The cops also noted that the Detroit man had flowers and a teddy bear in his car.

B doesn't strike us as a teddy bear kind of gal!

Cuckoo bird also asked the police if they were escorting him to New York City, as Beyowulf agreed to meet him at the George Washington Bridge.

B's fan was charged with reckless driving, speeding and other traffic offenses.

Funny and scary all at the same time!

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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59 comments to “'Meeting' With Beyonce Can Lead to Jail”

mama of 2 says – reply to this

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thunder thighs.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Gee Becky , look at her butt!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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"George Washington Bridge (a bridge that goes between Manhattan and New Jersey)!!"
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thanks for that clarification dicktard
lol_sparta says – reply to this

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I hope they give the guy some therapy, too.
It seems like he really needs some professional help.
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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that color is horrid
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: lol_sparta –
YA THINK?????????
blue-eyes says – reply to this

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I think she looks beautiful in that dress! She looks like a mermaid. I am kinda sick of seeing her armpits, though.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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where's my fruit basket?
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Milk me; soon grasshopper, all will be revealed!
LettyB says – reply to this

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hahaha! WHAT A FUCKTARD!
mollymouse says – reply to this

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damn girl has got some hips! lol i love the dress tho but dont put the arms up in the air for the arm pit shot..not sexy just wierd
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – How about $1000 jar of cream?
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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tuesday.
yuck.
Fucked up Furby Fuckina Fuckwad Fucknut says – reply to this

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She looks like she's trying to be one of those mermaids….

Hey I got to see the Capt's ass!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – freshly made by a
big black dick???
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Letty B old school!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – Still warm!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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i need a new avatar.
i'm done with obama the
drunk helper monkey.
M3chick says – reply to this

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I think you're wrong….she looks like she has some teddy bears stuffed into that tight ass dress….or is that her big giant ass & thighs?
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – it is cold here.
can i pay you with sevices?
LettyB says – reply to this

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fresh!
LettyB says – reply to this

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boo!
candyasslvr says – reply to this

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gross
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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nuts
Hard-On says – reply to this

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She's so fucking hot. Just look at that amazing body.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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ass.
Pocahontas says – reply to this

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beyonce fukard, it don't work for you. you're not mermaid material.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – Ok, I hear it's good on a bagel too.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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booty.
Fashionista Hottie says – reply to this

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wow she looks like a mermaid not flattering beyonce!
Mrs.Rounds says – reply to this

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Can she breathe in that thing??
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – GIANT ASS CRACK!
itsme says – reply to this

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:O silly man,

and that dress looks disgusting!
fountngirl says – reply to this

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green is for tinker Bell… None is doing well with color. Ok maybe a tree!
Lady_Love says – reply to this

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i wanna see her walk in the dress!
Exiegurl says – reply to this

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How in the hell did she squeeze that ass into that dress?
Mama to all says – reply to this

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Good to see she still has under-arms. Ugh. Get a new pose, girl.
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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Looks like a giant green snake ate a large hog.
hottie says – reply to this

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she looks like a retarded apply jolly rancer in that dress
VanVaz says – reply to this

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That dress is NOT flattering at all.
procrastination101 says – reply to this

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the gwb doesn't go to manhatten it goes to the bronx! and beyonce is beautiful but she needs to put her arms down, no ones arm pitts are beautiful.
grgsgemini says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 –

A mama of 2 probably has a disgusting body that is why she is saying "thunder thighs"
GossipBoy says – reply to this

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damn, check out her curves!!!!!!!!
sincerity says – reply to this

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she's beautiful but that dress… not so much. all i can think is "oh my god becky, look at her butt…." very unflattering dress.
Dimples34 says – reply to this

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Gawd, I wish she would just sit her ass down somewhere. She OVERPLAYED, and people are just plain sick of her.
onlyme says – reply to this

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Teddy Bear and Flowers -Ewwwwwwwww how unoriginal, why would she meet this loser anyway? And what's up with that F'd up Mama Designed Little Mermaid Dress?
papatoony says – reply to this

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I wana see her walk in that bitch. Is she bound at the knees?
RoxieLuv says – reply to this

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WOW! Those are some huge hips - think she'd better stick to mu-mu's or something.
Elizaaa1 says – reply to this

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I'm completely obsessed with this dress on her, I can't stop staring at it!!! I love that curves and real women's bodies are coming back to hollywood!!! Yay healthiness!! I do wish she'd go with a more natural hair color though, I hate the light hair on black women, it's just so not natural… she's still gorgeous and has a siiiick body though!
rachelshavon says – reply to this

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When was this pic taken? she looks HUGE!
ccarris says – reply to this

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green isn't her color
<= says – reply to this

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She's got a set of hips on her! I wonder what she's going to like like after she has some kids!
twixxbar says – reply to this

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she's soo ugly and fat!! she can't sing either!
tellin ya what I know says – reply to this

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Wouldn't it be nice if they got this guy help rather than throw him in jail?
i8carrotcake says – reply to this

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OMG that's the UGLIEST dress on her I've even seen. it's like her middle is a freaking watermelon.
adelala says – reply to this

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this guy was probly on sgards
lol crazy people
adelala says – reply to this

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Re: adelala – shards**** my bad
11.21.08 <3 says – reply to this

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she looks like a fucking MERMAID