Mary-Kate Olsen Attacked By Animals!
Filed under: Legal Matters > Olsen TwinsThis brings the LOLs, bbs!!!
Yesterday, Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted with a female friend shopping on Melrose Ave in Hollywood. The two were leaving a furniture store when the animal-killer Olsen got into her friend's car.
Of course, MKO didn't bother to put her seat belt on. And, weighing seemingly less than a 100 lbs, if they would have gotten into a major crash, we bet she'd be dead.
Well guess what happened????
Mary-Kate and her friend were involved in an accident! Nothing major, though, thankfully for MK.
Turns out her friend driving the car doesn't know how to pull out of a parallel parking spot without hitting the parked car behind her. And, luckily for us, it was all caught on tape.
MKO was her usual self, ducking down in the seat, trying to cover her face with her tiny hand and dirty hair. By the way, you can also spot a red cigarette lighter in MK's hand. Guess she doesn't care to quit.
So, as the friend goes out to find the car's owner, MK starts to get a bit impatient with the paps. Mary Kate tells one of them, "Get out of the fucking window. Are you kidding me? You guys are…”
And as she quiets down the paparazzo finishes her sentence and says, "ANIMALS! Yeah, animals. I'm a cow. Moooooooo!!!"
Click here to check out the HIGHlarious incident!
PS. Kids, don't be stupid like MKO, always buckle up. Safety first!
MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY COW LINE.
i'm really pissed.
thats soo sad.
i takes shits bigger than dat lil bitch
i meant that she needs to refer to herself as a cow. she should have said… i dunno, some kinda skinny animal.
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Re: MissCx0x –
excuse me, is there something WRONG with being a cow???
Were's the funny part butt pirate?
freak…where are ya?
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HIDE HER FACE…OH YEAH I FORGOT DIRECT SUNLIGHT CAN BURN A TROLL'S FACE, LOOK AT MINE!!!
Perez, that video of Teddy tea-baggin' you, NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!
moooo
horrible.
Ummmm, your buddy Barack Obama doesn't care to quit smoking either. Why don't you make a big deal about him smoking like you do every other celebrity.
YAWN!
Re: wanna milk me?? – I AM BORED!
seriously, why the fuck is she famous??
why the fuck does she think she's hot shit?!
Re: MissCx0x – a chicken???
I don't blame her for being pissed. Her friend, not even her, was in a fender bender. Her friend was doing the responsible thing by looking for the owner. and all the paps get into mk's face. This is not even news. And if she was to chance losing her life w/o a seat belt, go for it. as long as she doesn't take anyone else out when her 95 lb body becomes a scud missile.
cool~
lmao
WHERE'S CAPTAIN HOWDY????
so
I'd be pissed if someone was sticking a camera in my car window too.
Hahaha
Omg that guy is a comic genius!
I'm so sorry. I understand that everyone values their privacy, but if you don't want to be swarmed by papperazzi, MOVE OUT OF LA!!
Not funny at all.
Fucking Peta retards
BOO!
Re: Smarty Pants – Oh my God, that's what I'm always saying! I just don't get it?
First - why are they following her anyway? Could someone tell me what the attraction is with these twins? Second - stick your head in my car with that camera and I'd spray that idiot with some pepper spray. Take your damn pictures from a distance, that's a total invasion of privacy.
I almost felt bad for the anorexic whore, she was just sitting there like open prey for the paps, LOL! And I love how her ugly little friend hit the car of a total beaner, bwhahaha! That wetback is gonna SUE!
If celebrities don't want to be seen AT ALL when they go out in public, then they shouldn't go out in public. They can't expect to be treated like everyone else when they act the way they do, hiding themselves, ducking down low.
At the same time, the paparazzi are dicks. Why taunt people?? I know they are trying to get a reaction, but that is low.
if you think this 'brings the lols' you're the most self-contradictory person ever. you're constantly saying how celebrities shouldn't let their children be photographed, and you even supported the recent talk of a bill to create boundaries for the paparazzi in california.
this clip shows a young lady who's obviously deeply upset by the paparazzi taking pictures of her. her body language couldn't be more expressive. they're humiliating her. so why is that any different from tom cruise's daughter being put on display, or a paparazzo zooming in on angeline jolie in her private garden? you certainly didn't think that those two incidents 'brought the lols'.
what's with the double-standard? you're such a hypocrite. if you have an opinion it should apply to EVERYONE, not just your personal idols. i find it ever so childish that you have such a dislike for mary-kate olsen. she may be a smoker (like most of europe) and she may wear fur (like most of europe) but this is hardly enough to slate her all the time.
if you compare her amy winehouse or lily allen or last year's britney spears or the way that paris hilton, nicole ritchie, lindsay lohan and all those girls used to behave, mary-kate is a paragon of virtue, and certainly more of a role model to her young fans.
Re: siickitsstacey – i agree "celebrities" should just deal with it.
i don't get it, why do they bother taping stuff like that? that was the most uninteresting two minutes of my life, and the photographer is such a creep, who says that?
Re: SoCalSkippy – who invited carlos mencia??
what's wrong with MK?I always liked the Olsen twins,ever since Full House,but I don't know why she's always hiding her face.maybe she's always HIGH ON COKE(and you can't tell me she 's not on drugs).if you don't want the paps sticking the cameras to your face all the time then stay away from Hollywood and find another job.
This video is SOOOO not funny… paps are always crossing the line making them uncomfortable, there should be a freakin law against it.
God Mary Kate is an ugly little fuck isn't she? Fucken pompous bitch. I hope she gets into a car accident and dies next time.
hahahhaha, that was pretty funny. mooooooo
she acts like shes big, like we're all just dying to see her face. hey mk, we're not! so chill out. we dont care!!
EW Mk's friend was a bitch! THe pap was like "wow your car is so quiet" and she smiled and was like" hehe i know thanksssssss!"
whore.
There really should be stricter laws against paparazzi. That guy was all in the car window, uninvited and all. Imagine if some just came up to your car window and started video taping you. If it was me, I'd be in jail right now, cause I would have tried my damndest to beat that guys head in til the white meat showed.
Yes, always buckle up. That pap was a douchebag though, but also semi hilarious. These guys need to get better jobs.
The stench from that nasty little troll's dirty hair was probably burning the drivers eyes. It's MKO's fault.
Who gives a shit about these two twin cunts? They were popular in the early 90's. What have they done recently that continues to make them newsworthy? I don't care if they are filthy rich, they are still trashy and have no class whatsoever. Otherwise they would be relevant.
I think they should leave Mary-Kate alone. Papps need to be smeared across the pavement like a ROADRUNNER EPISODE!
I have a fur jacket that I bought in a second hand store….I LOVE IT!!!
she didnt put on her seatbelt because she was keeping her head down as to not be photographed by all you fucking idiots. This shit has to change, that aint right. Hey fat fuck, how would you like people following you around to all the fag bathrooms, or the toy store 2 get your big black dildo to stuff up your fat ass? I just dont understand how these leaches always know where the celebs are to follow them. Also, if it were me, I would dress in a disguise of some sort. I would never stoop to the level of these scumbags….just waiting for something to happen and make a dollar.
she obviously just wants to be left alone. what is the big deal??
yes it is pretty hillarious, but it is sooooo sad the way the paps haunt people!!!! i almost felt bad for her being caged up in that car with people all around her filiming her….and her poor friend…she not even famous and has those idiots surrounding her car
you find it funny that a girl got in a car accident, then got harassed…your a great person perez. lol
aww what happened to the old olsen twins? hmm? the ones who used to actually show emotion and have good t.v. shows and movies..bc from what i remember, i looked up to them growing up…mistake????
why are paps so mean to their paychecks? it has become the mission of the paps to infuriate their subjects into irrational behavior and that is obviously because pics are more lucrative when celbs behave poorly. but how good is that for our society as a whole? it's nice to be nice and it's irresponsible to be mean.
That guy better be careful or she'll wear him as a bag, too.
God the paps are so ridiculously invasive…what rude, rude people THEY are…fuckers… And no, I am not a MKO fan…
She thinks she s a cow??
Well, seems as if too much dieting and wearing too much furry things really gets your brain messed up!
I don't think this is funny at all, that person who was taping was so rude
Why can't they just leave her alone? I mean, she was just sitting in the car. Nothing happened.
Damn the paparazzo really need to chill
and that dude that was saying mooo sounded… dirty
lol
NOTHING HILARIOUS ABOUT THA ..THE PAPARAZZI WAS PRACTICALLY IN THE CAR WITH HER…THEY ARE NOT ANIMALS, THEY ARE GARBAGE…
Why are all the paps foreign fucks? I HATE foreigners… they should all go back to their countries and be poor!
not a big MKO fan or anything but man thats pretty ridiculous. I can't believe the paps someday they will pass a law hopefully. Its not that I think their jobs should go away or something I just wish there were more limitations. I feel sorry for her in this vid
Re: ethereal – ..shes famous for all her acting? all her life?
yeah.
and she, in my opinion is hot and her style is amazing (cept for the animal furrr, thats not right)
that was soooooo funny!! ahahahhh
i love mary-kate! i would have said the same thing
¨ahi estan en bolsa dentro¨
the one who said the last line was not mk! how stupid
the guy wasw rude… for the first time i felt sorry for her
Re: SoCalSkippy – total beaner? OMFG :S respeta cabron y haber si entiendes lo que te digo pendejo, no porque hables español eres frijolero, y si si, pues no tiene nada malo… gringo pendejo entonces :@
ENGLISH…..SPEAK IT OR GET THE FUCK OUT
that was kinda sad. she looked like she was crying
I'm not exactly a fan but if I were her I would have knocked that guy out. I still don't see how you can legally take and sell pictures of someone without their permission, let alone harass them. Then they attempt to sue when someone breaks their camera?!? Ridiculous.
That was hardly newsworthy. Paps had no reason to be that close. Douchebags.
I love how she said "I reversed into it". All calm. Whereas most of us on Planet Normal would say "I backed into it!!" - with a bit of freaked -out-ness.
Not really a thrilling video - i couldn't even watch the whole thing!
The driver cracked me up again - she's BEAMING when the pap compliments her on how quiet her car is
"I know!!".
But i do agree that that guy was practically IN THE CAR with MK - that's just scary. I mean, what if that hadn't been a camera?! Horrifying. I don't know why anyone wants to be famous anymore (Although they do keep Perez in swanky duds, LOL)
One, why do they bother her when nothing interesting is even going on?? Two, the guy wasn't even funny, he just sounded like a moron.
You sound so dumb sometimes, Perez. Lots of people don't buckle up RIGHT away, they were barely starting to drive off. Lay off the stupid excuses to talk shit.
i think it's sad she gets that sort of treatment all the time…