Perez Makes Out With A Girl! Paris Approves
Master P. is a guest star on Paris Hilton's new reality show, My New B.F.F., airing tonight, Tuesday, at 10 P.M. on MTV.
Things get pretty wild and her wannabe friends are definitely crazy!
CLICK HERE to check out a saucy clip from the show.
We hope you can tune in this evening!































































EWWW!!!!
Holy fuck. Those trashy skanks are as dumb and nasty as Paris. WTF? Who watches that trash? I feel like I need a shower now. Blech….
OH FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did you like that?
NO THANK YOU.
Poor girl she was sexually harrassed By perez!!!
Hahhah lovesit
WTF are you wearing on your head? How does outrageous translate to fashionable? Uck. Other than that, you were cute.
Sexy fukard.
WTF ARE YOU WEARING YOU RAVING FUCKING QUEEN!
THAT SHOW LOOKS DUMBER THAN FROGGER!
Re: LettyB – I think his headband means he's gay.
Re: Big Black Dick – Re: _Alice_ – MORNING PPLS!
i want to kiss perez with tounge
Re: _Alice_ – MOST DEFFINETLY AND THE BRIGHT PINK TOO!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH what girls do to get on TV !
I am HOOKED on the show. It is my guilty pleasure.
That was hillarious!! Those girls should be in college… or marry rich. They are all slow. looool
hate the head scarve thingy watchamacallit…… the thing on Perez's head
ewww! does that girl know where your tongue has been????????/
ICKY POO!!
I feel sorry for them, God knows where your mouth has been. seriously.
You were funny. It looks like the girls smoked a BIG fattie just beforehand.
Fake realtity the gay guy is wearing 2 shirts in the interview, one I beleive is white the other black.
Perez…too much pink my friend! lol…other than that you were awesome!…And for Corey? I'd love to smack the makeup off that bitch~! I hater her! ugh!
Re: MRS.RICKY MARTIN – EWWWW!
Never mind I saw it a second time and it was the letters on his shirt that confused me!!!
that made me chortle =]
that show in general makes me pretty happy
i love this show lol (guilty) i wanna kiss perez!!! (+_+)
Re: MRS.RICKY MARTIN – But isn't Perez reptilian?
Re: LettyB – What's up fucktard?
I DON'T LIKE YOUR OUTFIT PEREZ, YOU COULD HAVE PICKED SOMETHING BETTER TO WEAR!! UGH!
Holy hell where did they get so many freaks???? Those girls are creepy!
WHOOAH!
i think perez was being the fakest in that clip…keep it real perez dont let the attention get to you…
I didn't think that show could get much worse. The thing on your head looks stupid…
Re: wanna milk me?? – LOL I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING ABOUT THE TONGUE SITTUATION HAHAHAHAH TEDDYS AHOLE PERHAPS HAHAHAHHAHA
and perez makes fun of mushy fartone in headbands so what was perez doing in one hahaha it would have been funnier if he was wearing one of those trendy head bands.
Perez!! You remind me of Andy Dick here. Obviously gay but still hitting on girls and making them feel uncomfortable.
Good for entertainment value though I suppose
Goodness P you are beyond weird LOL!!! funny but not my kind of show.
Congrats on your latest selling-out venture.
Perez, You're so fucking CRAZY!* I love it
LOL. Perez why so much fun? You loved hearing others say mean things. You giggled and kissed a girl! O what you will do for your hag Pairs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA comedy Gold P. I love how you got those twatwaffles to talk shit about each other! Loves it!
P.S. You looked mighty Fierce in the pink suit! Loves you P!!!
"i'm not the biggest rocket surgeon"
"… surgeons don't work on rockets"
lol
EEEWWWW that was DISGUSTING! Sexually harassing that young girl, then making them kiss your ring?! That poor girl is prob going to get mouth herpes and syphillis and lord knows what else!!! Your tongue is disgusting and i would NEVER touch it!!!
HAHAH! Perez that shit was hilarious tonguing with that girl! That will take her out of her shell!
perez that clip made me like you!! haha too cute.
That will probably be the ONLY good part of that show. Paris sucks!
Perez, do you go downtown dressed as a cop and pickup/intimidate hookers too ?
I wanna be a rocket surgeon too!
Perez, I love you! You crack me up!!!!
Perez you are so cute hehe
what girl would turn down the opportunity to kiss you perez?
srsly. kick her off.
That was so funny, PEREZ!
BORING
I would make out with you Perez!
Out of all the people that kissed you
YOU got to kiss the "virgin" of the house..
BRAVO!!
lmao omg perez your halarious
love ya bitch =)
Extra credit….hahahah! Can't wait to watch.
That's one germy ring.
hahahhahahah
u made my day
That was hillarious!!
LOL!!
GOD DAMN ARE YOU A FAIRY!!!!!!!!! LOL
WTF! Isn't that ZUI from Suicide Girls! at 1:50?
You know, its funny because just months ago you were ripping paris apart for this and for that….around the time you were trying to get brit to slit her wrists….and now here you are, MRS self serving, pulling a 180 and going on her show. Talk about FAKE…..you are the FAKEST FUCKING FEMALE in that clip….you are a fucking TOOL.
Calling all celebrities out there that might be reading this with deep pockets….I suggest to some of you to bankroll say 50 pap's to follow around this fat fake fag, to whatever flaming place he goes, and just shoot and film, and instigate, violate, and isolate him untill he breaks down and GOES AWAY.
Calling all celebrities out there that might be reading this with deep pockets….I suggest to some of you to bankroll say 50 pap's to follow around this fat fake fag, to whatever flaming place he goes, and just shoot and film, and instigate, violate, and isolate him untill he breaks down and GOES AWAY
Calling all celebrities out there that might be reading this with deep pockets….I suggest to some of you to bankroll say 50 pap's to follow around this fat fake fag, to whatever flaming place he goes, and just shoot and film, and instigate, violate, and isolate him untill he breaks down and GOES AWAY…SERIOUSLY, this is how you fight back…..you could investigate his past….perhaps find he has violated his dads dead body, or the family dog
you cant tell me that this freak doesnt have skeletons in his closet….maybe he has had past run ins with the law….he loves to talk about dui's….lets check it out…perhaps he was caught with his pencil dick in a vacuum cleaner, or fucking a london broil….I dont know, but there is plenty to write about, believe you me
lets talk to his proctologist and find out just how many things he has gotten stuck up there. candles, lipstick, footballs…..who knows, maybe the class hamster…..hell, maybe he was caught giving head to the transvesticle behind the micky-d's in south beach….lets look, lets bribe, lets step on all his rights to privacy….im telling you, we will find LOTS.
FREE SPEECH EVERYONE….but only if you agree with perez!!!!!
"kiss the ring" lol. love it perez so pimpish
"I'm not the biggest rocket surgeon…"
haha
Perez you're acutally hilarious!! I loved it!
Dear Perez,
I officially love you. That was hysterical.
no way am i gonna watch that. i got sick just reading the title and seeing the frozen shot of the video in the little play box. oh no, there goes a piece of my stomach lining!
This episode was great!! aha I was surprised that Shelly actually did that:P
awww perez y'all make a cute couple!!
you look bi
I saw it Perez…but i didn't see Master P?ISn't he Little Romeo's dad?What happened to hiim?
Shelly I LOVE you!!! Thank god Onch left, what a freak, I hate you Onch!!! HAHA, I love that show, Im know it is pretty stupid, but ohh well!!!