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She Won't Be Smiling For Long

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A happy, shiny, bright Jennifer Aniston made her way out of the Sunset Tower Hotel on Monday evening.

She's got that "I'm getting sexed" look on her face.

Good for her!

Sources say the 'actress' spent about two hours inside the hotel with boy toy John Mayer.

How long do you give them?

If Johnny boy doesn't sperminate her, we give it about a month!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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121 comments to “She Won't Be Smiling For Long”

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    i give her two weeks

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    give that fling 2 more days and she'll be dumped out on her whorey ass, broke, and back to making shiteous movies, give it time, give it time….

  6. 6

    I actually like the picture…. I think she's beautiful there, good for her if Mayer fucked her brain out!

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    Catty much

  8. 8

    I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

    She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

    'Wow…what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use towards food and a new house.'

    The little girl thought that over for a few seconds, and then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him the $50?'

    I said, 'Welcome to The Republican Party!"

  9. 9

    fck america!!!!!!!!i HATE this counrty.its full of bigots.i cant stand anymore republicans,religion,rappers.we have crappy food,crappy politicians,crappy music.thats why im moving to the civilized world.im gonna marry a European guy and ill get the fuck out of here.Europeans are beautiful people,with good taste in music,politics,…Americans are narrow minded fucks that lives in the medieval times.Oklahoma (where i live) is the hell on Earth.

  10. 10

    chinnyston is fantastic

  11. 11

    Get you some.

  12. 12

    Re: matty is never first – go to the fucking Obama posts por favor fucktard?

  13. 13

    Women say "Mayer" is hung! I've seen pics of Brad naked and he certainly is not. Jen is just getting her freak on.

  14. 14

    Re: Julianne
    fukard, leave now bitch

  15. 15

    mario have you heard of a food blogger that got beaten up. i hope you are next in line!!!!

  16. 16

    Somehow I don't see her doing the "Jamie Lynn Spears" method of birth control

  17. 17

    Re: matty is never first – Off topic, but nice joke.

  18. 18

    WHY DO YOU HATE JENNIFER ANISTON? What have she ever said or done? And why does Angelina Jolie come out every fucking month with something to say about her relationship and isnt it funny how Brad Pitt never says anything about their relationship, hes only in it for the kids

  19. 19

    Who cares about MANiston, let's see angelina jolie.

  20. 20

    i thought she was already sperminated

  21. 21

    why you have to rain on their parade??….John & Jen foreva……TLA!!!!

  22. 22

    Re: Julianne – then fucking leave you skank. your grammar and punctuation suck just as much as you do.

  23. pcd says – reply to this


    shes so happy she just got some luvin haha good on ya Jen!

  24. 24

    I guess being hateful and making mean comments isn't working for you so now your going for her physcial looks, Perez. She's looks beautiful and happy and you're jealous!

  25. 25

    Re: wanna milk me?? – you notice a lot of people wanting to gtf out of oklahoma……what's going on down there??

  26. 26

    Re: Melissa is always right – major props to you for today and all of your hard work!!!
    it's been a blast sweetie!!

  27. 27

    Re: mamajud – probably gay sex out in the open?
    HAHAHAHA. i kill me.
    that douche was just a hormonal 13yr old.

  28. 28

    stop giving her shit! i think she's great and i'm happy for her.

  29. 29

    CHINNIFER MANISTON=wayyyyy better than chinnyston

  30. 30

    ahhhh I thought she was smarter than that !!!! How could she go back to him, after things he said about her and their relationship !!!!

  31. 31

    Re: mamajud – why does he hate jenn anniston so much?

  32. 32

    okay wtf is peoples problem with this woman? has she smothered kittens in her off time that i don't know about? why all the hate?

  33. 33

    Re: wanna milk me?? – Do u live in Oklahoma?so shut the fck up!dont judge me because i live in hell.plaese have mercy on me.nobody deserves to live in this despicable state.its full of CRAZY christians.im scared.where do u live?can i live in your place for a while?im can have sex for anight.but please get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. 34

    perez….i think you have sexual feelings for her and hate her for the way she makes your dick feel…………….

  35. 35

    Re: Julianne – personally, i think you need to get your ass to the nearest psych ward, oklahoma or not……………..

  36. 36

    Re: Pocahontas – You stole LettyB's identity…

  37. 37

    Re: mamajud – mamajud.help me too!!!!im 19 years old.and im desperate to get rid of this sick fundamentalists christians that lives here.its a plea for help.where do u live?i can do everything that u want.Oklahoma is worst than Iran. people here are CRAZY.Im SERIOUS.

  38. 38

    why do you hate on her?

  39. 39

    She's got Mayer breath, huh?

  40. 40

    Re: wanna milk me?? – are u from Oklahoma?

  41. 41

    Re: wanna milk me?? – you still around?

  42. 42

    I wish it were me up there knockin her back out :(

  43. 43

    Leave her alone, Perez. Really. What's your problem?

  44. 44

    Yeah, I don't get why people hate her? WTF has she done that's so bad. Have I missed something?

  45. 45

    Re: wanna milk me?? – i'll tell you why….he's got such a boner for brangie, he's afraid to be nice to jen….in his sticky dreams, those guys actually keep tabs on his posts……maybe brad is BBD…….omg…angie?..that u???? *spew

  46. 46

    i give it 3 weeks to a month!

  47. 47

    Re: wanna milk me?? – I sure hope so, I drank a bottle of pinot grigio tonight and I am ready for more, LOL. Obama is where it is at I believe my 4 teated wonder.

  48. 48

    I love her. Wish she would dump Mayer and get with me!! She is Gorgeous!

  49. 49

    Re: Julianne – um…your 19…who's stopping you….pack a bag…take that life by the balls bitch!

  50. 50

    Re: Melissa is always right – allright, i pour myself one more….don't want to leave you drunk & lonesome sweets

  51. 51

    She is such a boring woman. No content and not much form either. I saw her in an interview once and she sounded like her IQ was around 40. If she had grown up and treated her husband like a man and had children with him he would still be in love with her. She said such scathing things about her Mother that I was ashamed for her. She won't last with Mayer either. She only loves herself. Sad, sad woman..

  52. 52

    Re: Julianne – If you can't find your way out of Oklahoma to one of the other 49 states, I highly doubt you will manage to slither over to Europe. If you hate Oklahoma that bad then move to another area in the US. You have to know how enormously large and diverse this country is. Save up several thousand dollars, do very detailed research and make a very careful plan, and then get the fuck out to a place that betters suits your liking. People do it all the time.

  53. 53

    Re: mamajud – lets go mama! you know what time it is! lollll

  54. 54

    3 weeks

  55. 55

    Why do you keep dogging on Jen and John Mayer? I hope they last a long time, just to spite your dumbass.

  56. 56

    Re: Genghis Khan – youre so sweet!thank you.im thinking Massachussets ? what do u think?i want a liberal state that respect people diferent lifestyles.

  57. 57

    Why are you so nasty to her?? You've never said one nice thing about Jen.

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    Don't be jealous Perez!

  60. 60

    Re: Julianne – I personally am a conservative, but I greatly respect your views. Mass is extremely liberal, but also very Irish/Catholic. San Francisco is off the charts liberal, but you probably couldn't afford to live there; I know I couldn't. You're going to find a good mix a Libs and Conservs and the action you crave in any major metro/city area. The more small town you get, the more people tend to be very old fashioned and conservative. I've lived in the Tampa/Clearwater/St Pete metro area my whole life and love it It's like the Burmuda Triangle of freaks from all ideologies. But with the economy looking like it is, and considering your age, I would be hesitant to make a move unless you really had some money saved up and really knew what you where doing. Maybe concentrate on your education for now and make a move in a couple of years? Something to think about.

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    Re: Melissa is always right – that went down fast….sorry, poopin out…P must be too busy fawning over himself on tv…….nightnight!

  62. 62

    i heard she is…

    rumors, rumors

  63. 63

    i have read on a few other sites that she is already pregnant… and apparently her belly is looking alot more "rounder"….. not sure if its true …. Time will tell

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    Re: Genghis Khan – thanks again.i wish all the conservatives was just like u.respect people who thinks diferent.ill think better.but the only thing that i want is to leave my small town!!!!thanks for the advice!!!!

  65. 65

    Re: Julianne – sorry honey, even liberal Massachusetts wouldn't want you until you change your extremely anti-American viewpoint. Screaming "fuck America" won't get you too far in this country anywhere you go.

  66. 66

    Perz is a "BITCH" and he's got his panties all up in a bunch because he had hoped it would be HIM with John and not JEN. So he's acting like a jealous girl.

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    Re: Genghis Khan – i have to disagree….i wasted a lot of money going to school before i had a clue what i even wanted out of life. Unless you have a driven passion in a specific field, you (and your parents wallets) are better off living life and find your passion…..guarantee you get more out of the education than if you are just going through the motions b/c it's the "right" thing to do.

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    Pereziiiee yuuuu jealous? Ha he so is not- of what wierdo fake mayer. repulsive

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    Sperminate?? How LAME Perez…but it is okay to have 15 children!
    GO fuck yourself Perez

  72. Cora says – reply to this


    Hey at least she's single and not cheating on a spouse like some people.

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    You're fucking pathetic. Shut that fat mouth of yours and stop hating on Jen. You disgust me. I am THIS close to stop coming to this website. You're lucky I like hearing about celebs. Too bad there isn't a nicer, funnier, better looking person who does a blog as frequent and simple as this.

  74. 74

    There isn't anything wrong with this chick. Why bloggers bash her is a mystery to me. I think it is because she is such a mild mannered, nice person, people like Prez and other bloggers like to pick on her. Let's review history, folks. She got dumped on her ass by her husband for a woman he met on a movie and started screwing before they were ever even separated. I'd be hurt and pissed as hell to if my husband did that. But, hey, that's not the point. She's moved on and has possibly found a great realationship. If not, she'll find Mr Right eventually. Sometimes it can take several years to heal a shattered heart. And no, I'm not an "Anniston Lover", just an outsider looking in.

  75. 75

    Why are you so mean to her? I get most of the people your mean to but not Jennifer Anniston, leave her alone!!! I think you just have a secret desire for her to be your fag hag and since she won't you mask your disappointment in being mean. Leave her alone and go pick on someone who deserves it. ?

  76. 76

    Seriously… I don't get why you don't like her. She appears to be a girl just trying to make her way in life… give her a break why don't ya!?! Honestly, I am dissappointed in you a bit for not making her your new bff…

  77. 77

    Why are you so mean to her Perez? What has she done to you? At least she's not a fame-whore who all of sudden adopts millions of kids, steals someone's husband, and touts herself as a good person. Jeez.

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    I read somewhere that shes already pregnant with his kid.

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    Jennifer Anniston = Desperation Personified.
    Mayer is a notorious horndog who will dump her again in 2-3 weeks, despite her clinging all over him like she did in those pool photos — embarrassing. Have some pride, girl.
    … And I sure wouldn't take Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds.

  80. moni says – reply to this


    According to New Weekly Magazine from Australia she is sperminated!!

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    I think she's slightly more botoxed than brad pitt and Nicole Kidman. no seriously, have you noticed how much they look like they have plastic skin? Actually Brad Pitt's skin also looks like it's the same texture as a pair of leather boots. Ugly overrated botoxed leathery hollywood. I'm Tired of them. give us someone new.

  82. moni says – reply to this


    According to NEW WEEKLY MAGAZINE from Australia she is sperminated!! EEEEEWWW!!!

  83. 83

    John mayer doesn't want an overbotoxed broad. He is obviously using her for publicity. on the side he has young men and women feeding him grapes.

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  86. k-lee says – reply to this


    she may have made poor choice when it comes to men (who hasn't?) but she seems happy now. why you gotta be so mean? let her be happy for crying out loud!

  87. k-lee says – reply to this


    by the way, i think she can do so much better than john mayer.

  88. 88

    What does that have to do with Jennifer Aniston? Yes, gibberish ramblings written randomnly where they dont even relate to the topic at hand-you sure are from the Republican Party! Re: matty is never first

  89. 89

    Perez, please- its obvious you are jealous of her. And Angelina Jolie will not give you money just because you are trying ever so hard to slander her. Unless she already is that would make sense.

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    You're dumb, jelous gordo.

  91. 91

    She is SO gross. Had she never gotten that nose job (she claims it was medical - LIAR) she'd still be cute. She got that surgery cause her nose was upturned like her mother's. But it was cute on her. She claims she had a deviated septum so she needed surgery. Well, the septum has NOTHING to do with your nostrils, and when the septum passageway is clear, it doesn't change the outward appearance of your nose. So, there ya go; not only is she neurotic and egotistical, we now know she has "broken mirror" syndrome. Can someone please get this child some help?

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    AWWWWWWWWWWW the look of getting it good. MMMMM John has a big dingaling.

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    Her expression looks like she has a travel sized massager lodged in her ass

  95. Riz says – reply to this



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    i never cared about celebrity couples BLAH! theyre boring who cares anymore!

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    She's gorgeous, he's hot. I think you may be a little jealous Perez….. I think they make a cute couple.

  99. 99

    this woman is another useless whore. it's not like she has any talent. she only got famous for that haircut years ago. she must have issues if every man in her life dumps her sorry ass. why cant she just go away……

  100. 100

    You're asshole Perez.
    You put her down so that you don't feel so bad about your fat pathetic self.
    Love Aniston, she's really cute. Mayer is too lucky to have her.
    Hope she dumps his ass and move on to someone better

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