Very Very Exciting News! Big, Big, Big!!!!
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But the question is, can I post my rude remarks from it? I can go to your site fattie on my phone, just can't post. This better be worth it. Lots of great shit gets lost in the shuffle.
WOW!!!!
Yay!
Ahh my phones not cool enough
nope. i absolutely will NOT.
Damn, P. I love you but not that much. Greedy much?
my lord you are GAY
that was a waste of paper !!!
you earth hater !!!
Re: Blippp –
WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?
but i can comment on this one….how weird! gave me time to look up frogger tho…
first?
Re: Blippp – you are either gay or black. maybe both. throw some holy water on yourself and get normal, k?
You go gurll! Congrats. See, anyone can do it if they just BUST THEIR ASS!
Hey btw it doesn't work!
K thanks!
Fix that shit before you go announcing it
i totally just sqealeddd
This is great news now if only I had a smart phone. I think I might go out and buy one just so I can be apart of this. Congrats Perez!!
Re: Rosamapose – uh oh! why would you call out first?! like for real…
dude, all I could think about was all the paper cuts you were going to get under your nose!
Re: Blippp – hee, hee. some of us get it
gay
Great Newssssssssssss! Love you!
AHHHHHHHHHH! MY FUCKING EYES YOU BASTARD!
wow
Re: Melissa is always right – HELLO!
Hello
Re: Blippp – WHO THE FUCK IS JON AND KATE????
Re: Blippp – omg……..i swear if you were in front of me i'd slap you
First of all, do not ever do that 'dance' again. You look like that fat kid from YouTube. It's disgusting.
Second of all, why do you yell?! Your microphone is working properly, you do not have to yell. Don't do it. It's annoying.
Third of all, what's wrong with your hair? Did it explode or something? It looks well weird.
COOL!
the hair the hair the hairrr the mounds of blonde curls would look better on a baby not a grown mannnn! AHHHHH!!!
i didn't watch the video. i'm not spendimg money on gay people. i do this cuz it's free
Re: Occupent – OK THERE SMARTY PANTS!
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – ME TOO!
Re: LettyB – it's a STUPID STUPID SHOW………the woman is a bitch and her husband is the biggest pu$$y ever.
i wish this blippp freak would shut the hell up
Re: Blippp – scandal on john and kate plus eight hahaha now that is funny what did they eat junk food or something non organic now that is a scandal in that family…
Re: Big Willie – HELLO BIG WILLIE! WHY DO THEY CALL YOU BIG WILLIE!
it's absolutely amazing. awesome platform.
Re: Melissa is always right – well hello there….
work it girl!
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 –
so did you comment to frogger at all?
Re: wanna milk me?? – WELL MABE HE SHOULD BLIPP ON OUTTA HERE1
MARVELOUS! Just tested it and the last two stories (this one and the Mary Kate one) don't show up yet. First story is about magnets and depression.
Re: LettyB – is it funny that i don't know who jon and kate is? i don't even have cable. who has time for tv watching?
Re: wanna milk me?? – nope…i wanna though!
KEEP LOSING WEIGHT. LOOKING BETTER
Re: wanna milk me?? – Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – Re: LettyB – and Big Black Dick - hello haters! lets get some tears flowing today!
Well, congratulations! It's adorable watching you being so excited.
amen
ok…had to see what everyone was talking about. and yes…kept thinking about the papercuts and him breathing. that was horrible!
OMG! Thank you!!! It's already on my homescreen!
Re: Melissa is always right –
shit, i've been trying with absolutely no luck at all. maybe that fuck frogger will come around
LOVING IT
I NEED A DRINK!
aaaaaaaahaha… that's funny.
i don't understand all of you people that leave rude comments. get a life
Re: Melissa is always right – HELL YEAH!
perez…you need to get this working good before you do other shit dickwad.
your commenting area is fucked up
Re: wanna milk me?? – You are such a gay cow. I like it…..
Re: megalicious1202 –
aawwww, your avatar is just so stinkin' cute! is that your hands. how adorable.
gag.
Thank you, perez!!!
SHIT FUCK COCKSUCKER!
boo!
Too funny, Perez. I love that you vlog from your closet. Congratulations on your latest venture.
Re: wanna milk me?? – MEGAGAGA'S AVATAR MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE!
Perez you are such a retard…….I love you!!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! yes yes yes ive been going on the regular website on my phone and it takes so long thank u perez!!!!!
Re: _Alice_ – i think sweetpiece really thinks youre a tweaker. the no teeth/clean house post was good!
sweet. i have been waiting forever for a perez blackberry application!!
Congratulations Perez!! x
POST SOMETHING NEW FUCKTARD PEREZ!
This would be awesome…if i had an iphone…burn on me
time for a nap
Finally!!!!! I've been waiting for this day. Great job PEREZITO!
Congrats Perez!
The new mobile site looks, and works, GREAT
) I love it. For anyone who said it doesn't work…your phone is probably a piece of shit, LMAO!
Thanks Perez, and congrats on the launch!!
Re: LettyB – Motherfucking cock sucking cum gurgling gutter slut.
i hope you recycled that paper
I LUV U TOOO MUCH PEREZ YOU R SOO CUTE BUT FIX YOUR HAIR
Thank you so much for doing this! I look forward to being able to view all the great pics and articles without crashing the browser on my iPhone! (Don't listen to the haters.)
LUNCH IS OVER YOU FAT FUCK PUT SOMETHING NEW ON HERE!
Uhm I was reading on my iphone this morning thinking how great it would be to have a mobile version.
THANK YOU.
Re: _Alice_ – WHOOAH, THAT WAS DEFFINETLY BETTER THAN MINE!
I just got a BB Curve and still am kinda unsure how to work it.Does anyone here now how I can get to the website, like where to put the url in ?Thxs!
Love it! Much easier to read. Thank you for the mobile version.
Whining bunch of cunts! Shit! Fucking fucktards dropped out of Perez's colon.
You, milk cow, you are the greazzzzziiiieesttt one of all! Plop!
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:)
Re: wanna milk me?? – post 66- Hahahahaha…..
I went on it and its shit! The posts are all clustered together and I can't tell where one starts and one ends! My blackberry better not be contaminated with viruses or some marketing shit for you to make money off of!!!!!!!
TWO MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE LAME ASS MOBILE SITE! 1) it's waaaaay behind (7 stories to be exact, at least currently anyway) and 2) you can't comment on the stories.
yayyyyy already added to my favs…
Re: Marathongrl86 – Gurl, go to the browser.. the blue sphere/world thing with the green arrow around it,,, then enter the address then hit enter or select go to…
Re: Melissa is always right – trust me….we keep trying! little or no resistance
Re: _Alice_ – Get some shit going Alice!
I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!! Yay for Perez!!!
Re: wanna milk me?? – No not Alice dumbshit. Frogger! You are just a fistulated cow showing the world your digestive system. Plop. Do you burn off your pubic hairs before you get milked? Or do you let your piss tainted bodily fluids corrupt your love juice?
LOVE IT!!!! SO HAPPY Perez! Thank you thank you!!! I love my iPhone and the old way was soooo slow. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!
xoxoxox
Re: sweetpiece – Sweetpiece, you have a fucking nasty ass potty mouth. I like it….
PEREZ!!!!! congrats, baby!! you've been working your sexy ass for years now and your totally making your mark! woo! unfortunately my phone is a smart one so it doesn't work but i'm still crazy happy for you!!
p.s. your looking damn sexy and skinny!!!
Re: Melissa is always right – Hey Melissa! How's it going my mustachioed friend? How is you man slave today? Doing what he is told? Did you get a little Obama in ya last night?
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Vote Obama you know you wanna!
Re: _Alice_ – 95 Well everyone is so fucking bored! Thought I'd stir the cess pool.
Perez I must say that I don't post at all but you look fabulous keep up the great work!
Capitalist Pig? Maybe? You are venturing over into the dark side. HA HA