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Very Very Exciting News! Big, Big, Big!!!!

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Posted: October 21, 2008 at 12:29 pm

166 comments to “Very Very Exciting News! Big, Big, Big!!!!”

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Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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But the question is, can I post my rude remarks from it? I can go to your site fattie on my phone, just can't post. This better be worth it. Lots of great shit gets lost in the shuffle.
RashManly says – reply to this

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WOW!!!!
Cat1220 says – reply to this

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Yay!
holly18 says – reply to this

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Ahh my phones not cool enough
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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nope. i absolutely will NOT.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Damn, P. I love you but not that much. Greedy much?
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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my lord you are GAY
HavierPotter says – reply to this

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that was a waste of paper !!!
you earth hater !!!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: Blippp –
WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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but i can comment on this one….how weird! gave me time to look up frogger tho…
Rosamapose says – reply to this

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first?
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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Re: Blippp – you are either gay or black. maybe both. throw some holy water on yourself and get normal, k?
Occupent says – reply to this

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You go gurll! Congrats. See, anyone can do it if they just BUST THEIR ASS!
brklvcheer says – reply to this

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Hey btw it doesn't work!

K thanks!

Fix that shit before you go announcing it
itsk4yl4duh says – reply to this

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i totally just sqealeddd
SiMpLyFaB says – reply to this

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This is great news now if only I had a smart phone. I think I might go out and buy one just so I can be apart of this. Congrats Perez!!
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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Re: Rosamapose – uh oh! why would you call out first?! like for real…
mrs perez hilton says – reply to this

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dude, all I could think about was all the paper cuts you were going to get under your nose!
Occupent says – reply to this

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Re: Blippp – hee, hee. some of us get it
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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gay
GossipBoy.se says – reply to this

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Great Newssssssssssss! Love you!
LettyB says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHHHHH! MY FUCKING EYES YOU BASTARD!
Steph514 says – reply to this

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wow
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always right – HELLO!
Big Willie says – reply to this

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Hello
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Blippp – WHO THE FUCK IS JON AND KATE????
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: Blippp – omg……..i swear if you were in front of me i'd slap you
Hot'n'Cold says – reply to this

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First of all, do not ever do that 'dance' again. You look like that fat kid from YouTube. It's disgusting.
Second of all, why do you yell?! Your microphone is working properly, you do not have to yell. Don't do it. It's annoying.
Third of all, what's wrong with your hair? Did it explode or something? It looks well weird.
SweetPat says – reply to this

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COOL!
mollymouse says – reply to this

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the hair the hair the hairrr the mounds of blonde curls would look better on a baby not a grown mannnn! AHHHHH!!!
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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i didn't watch the video. i'm not spendimg money on gay people. i do this cuz it's free
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Occupent – OK THERE SMARTY PANTS!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – ME TOO!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – it's a STUPID STUPID SHOW………the woman is a bitch and her husband is the biggest pu$$y ever.
i wish this blippp freak would shut the hell up
mollymouse says – reply to this

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Re: Blippp – scandal on john and kate plus eight hahaha now that is funny what did they eat junk food or something non organic now that is a scandal in that family…
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Big Willie – HELLO BIG WILLIE! WHY DO THEY CALL YOU BIG WILLIE!
rickiross says – reply to this

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it's absolutely amazing. awesome platform.
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always right – well hello there….
Debaucherina says – reply to this

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work it girl!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 –
so did you comment to frogger at all?
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – WELL MABE HE SHOULD BLIPP ON OUTTA HERE1
suzsis says – reply to this

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MARVELOUS! Just tested it and the last two stories (this one and the Mary Kate one) don't show up yet. First story is about magnets and depression.
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – is it funny that i don't know who jon and kate is? i don't even have cable. who has time for tv watching?
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – nope…i wanna though!
Bez says – reply to this

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KEEP LOSING WEIGHT. LOOKING BETTER
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – Re: LettyB – and Big Black Dick - hello haters! lets get some tears flowing today!
starification says – reply to this

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Well, congratulations! It's adorable watching you being so excited.
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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amen
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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ok…had to see what everyone was talking about. and yes…kept thinking about the papercuts and him breathing. that was horrible!
1crazymom says – reply to this

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OMG! Thank you!!! It's already on my homescreen!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always right –
shit, i've been trying with absolutely no luck at all. maybe that fuck frogger will come around
KellyG2541 says – reply to this

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LOVING IT
LettyB says – reply to this

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I NEED A DRINK!
megalicious1202 says – reply to this

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aaaaaaaahaha… that's funny.

i don't understand all of you people that leave rude comments. get a life
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always right – HELL YEAH!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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perez…you need to get this working good before you do other shit dickwad.
your commenting area is fucked up
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – You are such a gay cow. I like it…..
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: megalicious1202 –
aawwww, your avatar is just so stinkin' cute! is that your hands. how adorable.
gag.
prettyboyricky says – reply to this

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Thank you, perez!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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SHIT FUCK COCKSUCKER!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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boo!
MP says – reply to this

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Too funny, Perez. I love that you vlog from your closet. Congratulations on your latest venture.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – MEGAGAGA'S AVATAR MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE!
Basquegirl96 says – reply to this

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Perez you are such a retard…….I love you!!!!!!!
Jceasar101 says – reply to this

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ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! yes yes yes ive been going on the regular website on my phone and it takes so long thank u perez!!!!!
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – i think sweetpiece really thinks youre a tweaker. the no teeth/clean house post was good!
sarywary1 says – reply to this

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sweet. i have been waiting forever for a perez blackberry application!!
buckfuddy says – reply to this

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Congratulations Perez!! x
LettyB says – reply to this

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POST SOMETHING NEW FUCKTARD PEREZ!
PoisonApple says – reply to this

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This would be awesome…if i had an iphone…burn on me
wanna milk me?? says – reply to this

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time for a nap
P.J. says – reply to this

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Finally!!!!! I've been waiting for this day. Great job PEREZITO!
WakeUpPeople says – reply to this

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Congrats Perez!
boizone says – reply to this

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The new mobile site looks, and works, GREAT ) I love it. For anyone who said it doesn't work…your phone is probably a piece of shit, LMAO!

Thanks Perez, and congrats on the launch!!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Motherfucking cock sucking cum gurgling gutter slut.
andrea*. says – reply to this

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i hope you recycled that paper
MRS.RICKY MARTIN says – reply to this

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I LUV U TOOO MUCH PEREZ YOU R SOO CUTE BUT FIX YOUR HAIR
mamabot says – reply to this

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Thank you so much for doing this! I look forward to being able to view all the great pics and articles without crashing the browser on my iPhone! (Don't listen to the haters.)
LettyB says – reply to this

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LUNCH IS OVER YOU FAT FUCK PUT SOMETHING NEW ON HERE!
DevinH says – reply to this

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Uhm I was reading on my iphone this morning thinking how great it would be to have a mobile version.

THANK YOU.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – WHOOAH, THAT WAS DEFFINETLY BETTER THAN MINE!
Marathongrl86 says – reply to this

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I just got a BB Curve and still am kinda unsure how to work it.Does anyone here now how I can get to the website, like where to put the url in ?Thxs!
mamabot says – reply to this

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Love it! Much easier to read. Thank you for the mobile version.
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Whining bunch of cunts! Shit! Fucking fucktards dropped out of Perez's colon.
You, milk cow, you are the greazzzzziiiieesttt one of all! Plop!
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:)
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – post 66- Hahahahaha…..
Shakembria Alessay Jackson says – reply to this

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I went on it and its shit! The posts are all clustered together and I can't tell where one starts and one ends! My blackberry better not be contaminated with viruses or some marketing shit for you to make money off of!!!!!!!
SoCalSkippy says – reply to this

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TWO MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE LAME ASS MOBILE SITE! 1) it's waaaaay behind (7 stories to be exact, at least currently anyway) and 2) you can't comment on the stories.
DaniiGirl says – reply to this

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yayyyyy already added to my favs…
Shakembria Alessay Jackson says – reply to this

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Re: Marathongrl86 – Gurl, go to the browser.. the blue sphere/world thing with the green arrow around it,,, then enter the address then hit enter or select go to…
SBFREAKSgirl925 says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always right – trust me….we keep trying! little or no resistance
Melissa is always right says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Get some shit going Alice!
afish560 says – reply to this

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I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!! Yay for Perez!!!
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Re: wanna milk me?? – No not Alice dumbshit. Frogger! You are just a fistulated cow showing the world your digestive system. Plop. Do you burn off your pubic hairs before you get milked? Or do you let your piss tainted bodily fluids corrupt your love juice?
stacestace says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!!!! SO HAPPY Perez! Thank you thank you!!! I love my iPhone and the old way was soooo slow. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!

xoxoxox
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: sweetpiece – Sweetpiece, you have a fucking nasty ass potty mouth. I like it….
rockstar89 says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!!!! congrats, baby!! you've been working your sexy ass for years now and your totally making your mark! woo! unfortunately my phone is a smart one so it doesn't work but i'm still crazy happy for you!!

p.s. your looking damn sexy and skinny!!!
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always right – Hey Melissa! How's it going my mustachioed friend? How is you man slave today? Doing what he is told? Did you get a little Obama in ya last night?
.
Vote Obama you know you wanna!
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – 95 Well everyone is so fucking bored! Thought I'd stir the cess pool.
ardavis says – reply to this

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Perez I must say that I don't post at all but you look fabulous keep up the great work!
Nickysue says – reply to this

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Capitalist Pig? Maybe? You are venturing over into the dark side. HA HA

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