You Know You're Gonna Have A Heart Attack When….
Filed under: Etc.Researchers reported on Monday that junk food causes a third of heart attacks.
Diets heavy in fried foods, salty snacks and meat account for about 35 percent of heart attacks globally.
Duh!!!!
Posted: October 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm
really? they just reported this? wow….
can i sue someone for not knowing this sooner?
NOTICE FAT ASSES - cook a healthy meal. You'll feel much, much better about your sorry ass if you do. Put down the Big Mac.
i'm calling my attorney right now.
and this is a news flash? wtf
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and palin is fierce, bitches…
Shit. : )
REALLY, I THOUGHT VEGETABLES WERE THE CAUSE! FUCKTARDS!
Well I'm doomed
Wow, shocker. Can someone tell the "researchers" that have been researching this, to go find a cure for cancer.
Re: LettyB – LOL!!!
…This isn't news. Anyone with a half of a braincell knows that junk food is bad for one's health.
Re: Melissa is always right – But you went to In and OUT last night! Don't be a hypocrite now! Ha!
wow, what a shock, I guess everybody in the south is gonna die, including me!
i love salt
Re: sweetpiece – Shit girl I would if I was in So Cal. They be fresssssssh. But I tend to avoid grease, my man whore likes me fit, so he can throw me around the bed.
Re: Melissa is always right – I think he should hold out until you get the Obama swoon! Not give you any! MELISSA'S MAN WHORE, DON'T GIVE HER ANYTHING UNTIL THAT PUSSWA VOTES OBAMA!
I agree with Perez, DUH!!!!! Like we didn't know this!
Ummm, yeah, not to mention getting cancer from eating foods cooked in oil that is carcinogenic when heated to the temperature required to deep fry. However, despite this being common knowledge, fast food companies are not suffering financially. Says alot about how we disseminate information, noone puts their money where their mouth is. I have said it before, and I will say it again. Food is the new crack cocaine.
I know we are all laughing about the rediculousness of this, because it's beyond obvious. However, there are people out there who REFUSE to admit these things.
The salty, fried and meaty food lobbyists are working night and day to stand tall next to the tabacoo lobbyists and proudly shout, "Nuh-uh! You can't prove a thing!"
I'm not surprised to see meat on the list, I know it can't be healthy to eat something that was once living, how can you live with yourself being a big fat meat eating imbecile?
Re: sweetpiece – Nice try, but he knows what time it is. HE can't live without me babes. He'll be voting McCain before I stoop to vote Democrat.
Re: Melissa is always right – 21 Bend over and take it like Sarah!
Vote Obama you know you wanna' You will be happier I just know it! You already sound happier since you met this wonderful Obama man of yours'! The peace and love being offered are real! You've been drinking that puta juice a bit to much!
Well…duh. Its NEVER been healthy.
Well darn, what else is left to eat that tastes good???
guess I am really fucked
Re: ericaxashley09 –
I seem to live with myself just fine. Go take a carrot and shove it.
Re: ericaxashley09 –
Well…if you really want to get technical, an overconsumption of soy leads to pancreatis (sp?) amongst other things. Soy is virtually unable to be digested. We are created to eat meat and vegetables. That isn't to say we cannot survive on a purely vegetarian diet. We sure can. I just wish you'd be a little nicer, and stop puking up your opinions with words that do nothing but name call.
People are not understanding that they just made a statistic for the number of heart attacks. Of course everyone know that salt and certain oils were bad for you…but now this is giving it a name. They're saying "Salt is in junk food, oil is in fried foods which is considered junk food. Now let's see who had heart attacks and what their diets were consisting of." It was there that they made their statistic.
I struggle a lot with food. I gained a good FIFTY pounds in 5 years, but when I was 50 lbs less I thought I was the fattest person in the world. Now I AM fat and I realize how foolish I was when I was younger. If anyone is in the same boat I am in, the key is to incorporate healthy choices slowly. Don't just be all like "OK I HATE MYSELF IM GUNNA GO BUY MAD LETTUCE AND EAT SALADS EVERY DAY"….no. Your body is going to freak the fuck out. You need to slowly say "Ok today I will eat an apple…tomorrow I will eat a bowl of fresh veggies w/ my dinner…" And each day you will find it easier. Your body will be able to manage better, too.
oH thank Gawd that Haagen Dazs Cherry Vanilla or Mason Dots or Crows are not on the list. I don't want to have another heart attack.
How do I get a huge grant for a really stupid study like this? I can do this too.