Cover Of The Month!!!!!!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Madonna > Angelina Jolie > Lauren Conrad > Heidi Montag > Guy Ritchie
All those Madonna headlines are enough to make your head explode!
And, as if that wasn't enough, any of the other stories could have easily been a cover too!
L.C. & Heidi's reconciliation!
Ange stabs Maniston in the heart!
LOVE it all!!!!
This should be a big seller.
Posted: October 22, 2008 at 10:19 am
love it.
old
fat
ugly
wrinkled!!!!!!
All sound like sensationalism to me.
it's nothing earth shattering or something we haven't been hearing all week
WOW Usmagazine is such an attention whore but we LOVES it!!! it's the best cover of the whole year!! can't wait to but it; and also i really used to love and support Angie but after her explanation; well… she's a real homewrecker and liar whore!!!
All the trash that's fit to print.
Fat, old, ugly, wrinkled. LOVES it. You go Guy; good job driving that bitch further out of her fucked up mind.
That's gaylord.
more botox please.
And NO
Madonna may be older and have wrinkles
but she is NOT FAT and NOT UGLY
Stop reinforcing negative imagery to our kids. If Madonna's fat I'm a freakin Walrus!
next.
I've had enough Magina news for now, thanks, I'm good.
US magazine has become a tabloid. I haven't cared about anyone on their covers for years.
Sound like a bunch of trash to me. Although, I would like to see the article about Angelina, I'd like to see if she finally admits that she is a no good, no talent whore. I don't see how anyone could tolerate how trashy and fake she is.
Re: MINXLIVES – well, that's probably better than being a cow…..ask me, i know……it's a tough life.
Now that she has admitted what we all already knew, will you please call Angelina out as the home wrecking skank whore that she is?
boing.
madonna LIVES for this shit……cunty famewhore
regarding the Jen/Angelina headline…is it just me, or does it seem that every time Jen has a movie coming out or she's making headlines with John Mayer, Angelina has to steal her thunder somehow? I mean, what an evil, evil cow. What has Jen ever done to her that she feels so compelled to top her every time in the papers? She stole this woman's husband for cripes sake…and now all these years later still feels the need to keep stabbing Jen over and over again. And now she announces this? Like we didn't already know. I can't get over what an insecure loser cunt attention-whore phony Angelina Jolie truly is.
Fuck Guy
& Love Madonna:)like I do
Yes Madonna will Burn him this time:)
cause the whole world knows that Madonna loved him.
and Now its Madonnas turn:)
she will fuck him UP this time:)
mach ihn alle Madonna:)
Im behind you like ur other Million fans you have=Worldwide:)
Long live the Queen:)
Ok Perez, now it is time for you to STAND UP and be a MAN (HA HA) and admit that Angelina is a lying homewrecking whore like you have done to EVERY other celebrity that has cheated!!! If you don't it will just prove to the rest of the world that you are a hypocritical, uneducated, lying ASS@#$%
THAT FUCKEN WHORE! ANGELINA WILL GET HERS
JEN NEEDS TO FUCK BRAD AND HAVE HIS BABY SO SHE CAN SHUT THOSE FLAPPING LIPS OF HERS
TEAM ANISTON
of course ang was fucking
brad while they were married.
THEY FUCKED UP WITH THE COVER… MADONNA SHOULD BE IN THE CORNER OF THAT ONE….. OH WELL
OK…
1. Madonna is UGLY! unphotoshopped and without makeup on she is nothing special!!!! however she is very talented
2. HOLY CRAP GET OVER THE JEN/ANGELINA thing…it's SOO OLD… and just a thought but everyone says that jen comes out with john when aj gets press — BOTH of them have movies coming out soon (the changling, marley & me) all celebrities come out with more interviews/ more public appearances when they have something to promote. it is a coincidence that both of them generally have things going on at the same time and otherwise live pretty privately. I think the only one holding on to that triangle is AJ because it's the only thing about her that is interesting anymore
p.s. Angelina is the only pathetic one bc she keeps having to bring up her relationship with brad and how it started - neither brad or jen ever commented on it. if i was brad i would tell her to shut the fuck up.
Re: haha –
Uhm.
Angelina has a movie coming out next week AND Angelina broke headlines two weeks ago with their cover on W magzine. Using your logic then, Jen tried to "steal" Angelina's thunder. How about NEITHER CARES! They BOTH moved on w/ their lives. GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!
No Madonna's friends are all going to go out and say everything. give me a break. Like he was calling her fat. She is an undateable nightmare control freak. She is lucky that anybody stayed with her for as long as 8 years. Even her own brother can't tolorate her anymore and HE is a talantless goldigger. She needs to stop trying to find new relegions and get herself to a therapist fast.
Angelina is a skanky, cunt.
Re: haha – I TOTALLY agree. Shes sooo annoying
NO THIS BITCH IS NOT TRYING TO MAKE HERSELF OUT TO BE AN ABUSE VICTIM!!!
GUY GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT, EXCEPT THE 'FAT' PART.
NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY BOTH HAD SECRET LOVERS?!
GUY NEEDS TO RIP THAT WHORE A NEW ASSHOLE.
Re: Dawo –
PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF VADGE'S CROTCH.
THAT LYING HOMEWRECKING SLUT IS GONNA PAY FOR DESTROYING 2 MARRIAGES.
HER 1,000 YEAR OLD TRANNY LOOKING ASS IS PATHETIC FOR USING THIS DIVORCE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO HER "OLD AND DECREPIT" TOUR.
SHE'S THE QUEEN ALRIGHT. THE QUEEN OF ALL NO TALENT SKANKS.
ANGELINA IS A SAINT COMPARED TO THAT CRYPT KEEPING WHORE MADONNA.
THAT OLD, UGLY, WRINKLED, MANNISH LOOKING TRANNY MESS IS GONNA GET HERS.
GUY BETTER RUN AND GET TESTED FOR EVERY DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN.
A-ROD BETTER DO THE SAME.
NO TELLING WHAT THAT PREHISTORIC SLUT COULD HAVE GIVEN THEM.
omg ang stole brad eww hate her now love jen
Angelina is pure trash…it's one thing to get involved with a married man and another to admit it to the world.
She has no shame. i can't believe people actually look up to this trash.
And she always claimed that she didn't sleep with Brad while he was married with jen. Well… jen filed for divorce on February and they divorced on NOVEMBRE 2005. And Angie gave birth to shiloh on MAY 2006. And if you count Angie got pregnant on AUGUST 2005 which means that ANGIE WHORE GOT PREGNANT WHILE BRAD WAS STILL OFFICIALLY MARRIED WITH JEN. I DON'T LIKE ANGIE ANYMORE. SHE'S THE REAL HOMEWRECKER.
Not again….I just want the anorexic home wrecker of Angelina Holie to disappear!
Knew Angelina was a homewrecker!Cunt!
And Angie always made that drama thing to get attention and tell that how her father cheated on her mother, well… i wanna say "what about you bitch??" she ruined 2 other people's marriage, and stole their husband.
Angelina was trash to do that and Madonna rocks you fuckers
Re: Ceren – Exactly.
stabbed in the heart…uhhhhhhh, me thinks Angie pretty much DROP-KICKED, BODYSLAMMED, THEN NAPALMED it the day she got off that plane in Haiti with a 5 month old bun in the oven.
oh well Jen, cheer up ol' gal…don't cry over spilled eggs…i.e. the eggs you held for ranson from the Midwestern guy you were married to whose dream it was to be a doting daddy.
one woman's balldrop is another woman's super sperminator
uh, oh yeah…TEAM SHILOH! whoa-hoo!
It is so dumb that people don't get that Brad and Angelina could have very well fallen in love on the set of MR. AND MRS. SMITH but DID NOT consummate their feelings in a physical way until Brad ended his marriage to Jennifer.
Why are people so dumb?
SPENCER PRATT IS A FREAKIN' WEIRDO… Heidi needs to dump his ass
it will sell out in Chelsea and West Hollywood in any case, eegh! old ugly two timing hag! YUK!
thrilling! at least guy's on target about the old, ugly, & wrinkled. admittedly, though, she's not too bad for an elderly stripper from detroit!
Well, she IS kinda wrinkled. And she ain't exactly young.
God save U Madonna from that JERK!!!
Now it´s time to make some good music Madonna!!
Why would a Diva like Madonna need a MAN??
What that Fuck!!!
Re: Big Black Dick – Too funny, thanks for the laugh there.
madonna is so sexy.damn.she is th emost amazing woman on earth
Re: rhoniluv – It's true, I think the idea of a baby freaked Jennifer out. She is so self obsessed and having a baby really does change your body. You never get it back, no matter how many nips and tucks afterwards. She just couldn't do that to herself and Brad obviously realised this and got the heck out.
STOP THAT!! leave them alone I mean the media can destroy lives, that's not human. They should let them fix their own problems. I think Madge and Guy are friends but the media wants to sell inventing false stories about them.
That was just Guy talking about her lady lips.
this is so good
hahah
Re: Aileen (Canada) – I think you're delusional. How do u know that Jen did not want kids?? she never said that. but the fact that angie is homewrecker and liar, is obvious and true!!
madonna is old and wrinkled
I knew that whore of a homewrecker slept with Brad from the beginning. Ugh.
Thats totally a wicked cover! I WANT THAT NOW!!! Anyways,.. on the side, as if we all did'nt already know that ange and Brad were fucking before him and Jen split. She totally does not need to say it after all the lame attempts of denial and cover ups. Please.
For some reason I cracked up laughing when I saw that Perez had whited out Madonna and Guy's eyes! As for Angie and Jen, it was no mystery Angelina fell for Brad on "Mr and Mrs. Smith" set! It was inevitable. Is Jen living in a fantasy world thinking Brad didn't have feelings for Angie??? Hello! Now she just looks silly, adding onto the whole mess and drama with John Mayer.
seriously though. If madonna is hooking up with A-Rod there MUST be some serious backlash from the gay community, the community that made her. This is notably the most homophobic man in sports today. How can she, with all her "wisdom" (read money) even rationalize a friendship with this man. All gay men and women need to speak out about this and boycott her.
No matter how "amazing" Angelina Jolie claims her life to be, if she didn't feel threatend by Jennifer Aniston, for some unknown reason, then she would just move on and stop bringing up the past. Brad Pitt has thee biological kids with her, and she's still not happy unless she's bashing Aniston. Jolie thinks because she gives to so many causes and has Pitt as a live in nanny that she can say these hurtful truths openly and it won't back fire. The more Jolie opens her hateful and insecure mouth the more horrible she sounds. I hope she keeps burying herself, and Pitt should grow a backbone and tell her to backoff from Aniston if he had a thread of kindness.
Re: jope – Some people, gay or straight, will support Madonna no matter what. You must read her brother's book about her life and what she felt about the gay community before and now. Clearly, she turned her back on the gay community because she didn't need them anymore since she became famous…she uses everyone to get what she feels belongs to her. Narcissist need fame and Madonna is a narcissist. Yes, we need to hear from everyone that supported Madonna. I used to like her music but nowadays she is repulsive and disgusting because of her self-centeredness and immaturity. She has the maturity of a child. A Rod may be a great pro athlete but he is a pig of a husband and father. Period end of story.